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  1. miraflores

    nailing jelly?

    I'll bring the hammer, nails, mop & bucket:thumbsup::heehee:
    I'll bring the hammer, nails, mop & bucket:thumbsup::heehee:
    I'll bring the hammer, nails, mop & bucket:thumbsup::heehee:
    I'll bring the hammer, nails, mop & bucket:thumbsup::heehee:
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  2. Jack McHammocklashing

    Avatars

    Oh, its a plant is it. I thought it was a hybrid between a Tiara and an Umbrella.
    Oh, its a plant is it. I thought it was a hybrid between a Tiara and an Umbrella.
    Oh, its a plant is it. I thought it was a hybrid between a Tiara and an Umbrella.
    Oh, its a plant is it. I thought it was a hybrid between a Tiara and an Umbrella.
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  3. lazydog

    could we already know the answer

    Good Heavens to Mugatroyd , Miraflores, you know expect us to remember all that!:scratch: I'd forgotten what you'd written after the first line.:D
    Good Heavens to Mugatroyd , Miraflores, you know expect us to remember all that!:scratch: I'd forgotten what you'd written after the first line.:D
    Good Heavens to Mugatroyd , Miraflores, you know expect us to remember all that!:scratch: I'd forgotten what you'd written after the first line.:D
    Good Heavens to Mugatroyd , Miraflores, you know expect us to remember all that!:scratch: I'd forgotten what you'd written after the first line.:D
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  4. Sheal

    Facebook virus alert!

    .. An expert cloud flyer? "Stick grow big, stick grow small" "Hey Pigsy, you dirty pig"lol
    .. An expert cloud flyer? "Stick grow big, stick grow small" "Hey Pigsy, you dirty pig"lol
    .. An expert cloud flyer? "Stick grow big, stick grow small" "Hey Pigsy, you dirty pig"lol
    .. An expert cloud flyer? "Stick grow big, stick grow small" "Hey Pigsy, you dirty pig"lol
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  5. miraflores

    opinions?

    To answer your original question. Yes, if I had to, but I would rather have it all done for me. Mrs shiney is mainly vegetarian (a very occasional piece of chicken or fish) and I enjoy cooking...
    To answer your original question. Yes, if I had to, but I would rather have it all done for me. Mrs shiney is mainly vegetarian (a very occasional piece of chicken or fish) and I enjoy cooking and eating very varied and tasty (I would say that :heehee:) vegetarian meals - but I'm still a devout...
    To answer your original question. Yes, if I had to, but I would rather have it all done for me. Mrs shiney is mainly vegetarian (a very occasional piece of chicken or fish) and I enjoy cooking and eating very varied and tasty (I would say that...
    To answer your original question. Yes, if I had to, but I would rather have it all done for me. Mrs shiney is mainly vegetarian (a very occasional piece of chicken or fish) and I enjoy cooking...
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  6. miraflores

    seed pods

    Only sorting out the technicalities Val, no one really cares about a few seed pods:dbgrtmb:
    Only sorting out the technicalities Val, no one really cares about a few seed pods:dbgrtmb:
    Only sorting out the technicalities Val, no one really cares about a few seed pods:dbgrtmb:
    Only sorting out the technicalities Val, no one really cares about a few seed pods:dbgrtmb:
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  7. Val..

    Selling stuff on ebay.

    and selling clandestine seed pods! :rolleyespink:
    and selling clandestine seed pods! :rolleyespink:
    and selling clandestine seed pods! :rolleyespink:
    and selling clandestine seed pods! :rolleyespink:
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  8. clueless1

    Anyone know about central heating timers/electrics?

    Thanks all. You've given me plenty to ponder.
    Thanks all. You've given me plenty to ponder.
    Thanks all. You've given me plenty to ponder.
    Thanks all. You've given me plenty to ponder.
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  9. Jack McHammocklashing
    Like x 3

    how to Garden books

    200 or so books is a fair collection, to say the least, Scrungee. I've only collected gardening books by accident and impulse really when ambling through second hand book shops, charity shops,...
    200 or so books is a fair collection, to say the least, Scrungee. I've only collected gardening books by accident and impulse really when ambling through second hand book shops, charity shops, and the odd auction sale room. Watching the programs dealing with the old Big House gardens and...
    200 or so books is a fair collection, to say the least, Scrungee. I've only collected gardening books by accident and impulse really when ambling through second hand book shops, charity shops, and the odd auction sale room. Watching the...
    200 or so books is a fair collection, to say the least, Scrungee. I've only collected gardening books by accident and impulse really when ambling through second hand book shops, charity shops,...
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  10. joolz68

    now phone hacking

    Just watched the video of the pie in the face, Mrs Murdoch has the reactions of a cat! Slapping down the lumberjack idiot like lightning, whilst the gormless son looked half scared to death. And...
    Just watched the video of the pie in the face, Mrs Murdoch has the reactions of a cat! Slapping down the lumberjack idiot like lightning, whilst the gormless son looked half scared to death. And the keystone cop ambling over when all the action was over.
    Just watched the video of the pie in the face, Mrs Murdoch has the reactions of a cat! Slapping down the lumberjack idiot like lightning, whilst the gormless son looked half scared to death. And the keystone cop ambling over when all the action...
    Just watched the video of the pie in the face, Mrs Murdoch has the reactions of a cat! Slapping down the lumberjack idiot like lightning, whilst the gormless son looked half scared to death. And...
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  11. Sheal

    Bike!

    I notice everything! new haircuts, something moved in a room, everything! :yess:
    I notice everything! new haircuts, something moved in a room, everything! :yess:
    I notice everything! new haircuts, something moved in a room, everything! :yess:
    I notice everything! new haircuts, something moved in a room, everything! :yess:
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  12. Sheal
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  13. Phil A

    And you thought I was Mad !!

    I watched the whole thing last night too, very interesting. Its still on the iplayer at the moment, BBC iPlayer - Richard Hammond's Journey To...: The Centre of the Planet Worth a look:thumbsup:
    I watched the whole thing last night too, very interesting. Its still on the iplayer at the moment, BBC iPlayer - Richard Hammond's Journey To...: The Centre of the Planet Worth a look:thumbsup:
    I watched the whole thing last night too, very interesting. Its still on the iplayer at the moment, BBC iPlayer - Richard Hammond's Journey To...: The Centre of the Planet Worth a look:thumbsup:
    I watched the whole thing last night too, very interesting. Its still on the iplayer at the moment, BBC iPlayer - Richard Hammond's Journey To...: The Centre of the Planet Worth a look:thumbsup:
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  14. shiney
    Like x 10

    Some Words of Wisdom

    All funny, but I liked no1 best.
    All funny, but I liked no1 best.
    All funny, but I liked no1 best.
    All funny, but I liked no1 best.
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  15. Sheal
    Like x 14

    Closed I think!

    Who`s suffering from PMT then?:cry3::thumbsup:
    Who`s suffering from PMT then?:cry3::thumbsup:
    Who`s suffering from PMT then?:cry3::thumbsup:
    Who`s suffering from PMT then?:cry3::thumbsup:
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  16. Jack McHammocklashing
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  17. Val..

    Amy Winehouse is dead!!!!!!!!

    Its been a dark weekend for news.
    Its been a dark weekend for news.
    Its been a dark weekend for news.
    Its been a dark weekend for news.
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  18. miraflores

    trip to Italy

    The year before last, Southern Italy was pretty hot in late May! (Not that I'm complaining - it was lovely. The only slight snag was that the hotel wasn't prepared to switch its air conditioning...
    The year before last, Southern Italy was pretty hot in late May! (Not that I'm complaining - it was lovely. The only slight snag was that the hotel wasn't prepared to switch its air conditioning on until June. :) )
    The year before last, Southern Italy was pretty hot in late May! (Not that I'm complaining - it was lovely. The only slight snag was that the hotel wasn't prepared to switch its air conditioning on until June. :) )
    The year before last, Southern Italy was pretty hot in late May! (Not that I'm complaining - it was lovely. The only slight snag was that the hotel wasn't prepared to switch its air conditioning...
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  19. Jack McHammocklashing

    Free Greenhouse except for effort

    Yes it was Scot kat last year:Sounds very similar to the one you found Jack :dbgrtmb:
    Yes it was Scot kat last year:Sounds very similar to the one you found Jack :dbgrtmb:
    Yes it was Scot kat last year:Sounds very similar to the one you found Jack :dbgrtmb:
    Yes it was Scot kat last year:Sounds very similar to the one you found Jack :dbgrtmb:
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  20. Val..

    You're Fired!!!!!!!

    Who he? :scratch:
    Who he? :scratch:
    Who he? :scratch:
    Who he? :scratch:
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