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  1. Spruce
    Like x 4

    back of the cupboard !!! can you beat this !!!!

    Slightly off topic...but the title of this thread brought to mind something that happened to Peter Cook and Dudley Moore when they were basking in fame from their appearances in Beyond The...
    Slightly off topic...but the title of this thread brought to mind something that happened to Peter Cook and Dudley Moore when they were basking in fame from their appearances in Beyond The Fringe.They went to an Italian restaurant in London. The waiter recognised them and exclaimed "Peter! ...
    Slightly off topic...but the title of this thread brought to mind something that happened to Peter Cook and Dudley Moore when they were basking in fame from their appearances in Beyond The Fringe.They went to an Italian restaurant in London. ...
    Slightly off topic...but the title of this thread brought to mind something that happened to Peter Cook and Dudley Moore when they were basking in fame from their appearances in Beyond The...
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  2. rosebay
    Funny x 3

    Celebrating Childhood Innocence....

    On the subject of love.... "A man and a woman promise to go through sickness and illness and diseases together." -- Marlon, age 10 "When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down,...
    On the subject of love.... "A man and a woman promise to go through sickness and illness and diseases together." -- Marlon, age 10 "When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down, and they don't get up for at least an hour." -- Wendy, age 8 "Lovers will just be staring at each...
    On the subject of love.... "A man and a woman promise to go through sickness and illness and diseases together." -- Marlon, age 10 "When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down, and they don't get up for at least an hour." --...
    On the subject of love.... "A man and a woman promise to go through sickness and illness and diseases together." -- Marlon, age 10 "When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down,...
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  3. roders

    Do you know this man.

    I don't expect you to be impressed .........but He is The Man. Looking forward to watching him tomorrow night although I will be routing for Cambridge.
    I don't expect you to be impressed .........but He is The Man. Looking forward to watching him tomorrow night although I will be routing for Cambridge.
    I don't expect you to be impressed .........but He is The Man. Looking forward to watching him tomorrow night although I will be routing for Cambridge.
    I don't expect you to be impressed .........but He is The Man. Looking forward to watching him tomorrow night although I will be routing for Cambridge.
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  4. Annemieke
    Funny x 10

    Who doesn't feel like this little girl?

    We subscribe to something called 'The Week' (), which gives you short and to-the-point info about current affairs from all viewpoints, laced with some light stuff as well. Arrives here Fridays.
    We subscribe to something called 'The Week' (), which gives you short and to-the-point info about current affairs from all viewpoints, laced with some light stuff as well. Arrives here Fridays.
    We subscribe to something called 'The Week' (), which gives you short and to-the-point info about current affairs from all viewpoints, laced with some light stuff as well. Arrives here Fridays.
    We subscribe to something called 'The Week' (), which gives you short and to-the-point info about current affairs from all viewpoints, laced with some light stuff as well. Arrives here Fridays.
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  5. miraflores

    guessing game

    and ....you win £ 1 million because you've got the right answer! BRAVA
    and ....you win £ 1 million because you've got the right answer! BRAVA
    and ....you win £ 1 million because you've got the right answer! BRAVA
    and ....you win £ 1 million because you've got the right answer! BRAVA
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  6. Bilbo675
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    Another Bilbo on the way

    Yay, another GC member ...:yay: congratulations to all the Bilbos, Jenny
    Yay, another GC member ...:yay: congratulations to all the Bilbos, Jenny
    Yay, another GC member ...:yay: congratulations to all the Bilbos, Jenny
    Yay, another GC member ...:yay: congratulations to all the Bilbos, Jenny
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  7. capney

    CCTV...wifi camera for home

    Hi @capney I have two CCTV cameras one at the front and one at the back,always get mine from the local Maplin's store
    Hi @capney I have two CCTV cameras one at the front and one at the back,always get mine from the local Maplin's store
    Hi @capney I have two CCTV cameras one at the front and one at the back,always get mine from the local Maplin's store
    Hi @capney I have two CCTV cameras one at the front and one at the back,always get mine from the local Maplin's store
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  8. Fat Controller

    Ooops! Potato assistance please

    Nah, I haven't grown potatoes yet, despite having the desire to. I don't have the room, mainly because I have so many flowers and other fruit and veg....If this property was my own, I reckon...
    Nah, I haven't grown potatoes yet, despite having the desire to. I don't have the room, mainly because I have so many flowers and other fruit and veg....If this property was my own, I reckon almost 50% of the garden would be given over to food crops.....
    Nah, I haven't grown potatoes yet, despite having the desire to. I don't have the room, mainly because I have so many flowers and other fruit and veg....If this property was my own, I reckon almost 50% of the garden would be given over to food...
    Nah, I haven't grown potatoes yet, despite having the desire to. I don't have the room, mainly because I have so many flowers and other fruit and veg....If this property was my own, I reckon...
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  9. clanless

    Test subject

    That stuff's horrible when attempting to use for cheese on toast. I reckon with all that 'healthy' stuff in a bun together with some light mayonnaise you'd be entitled to a fried egg in it plus a...
    That stuff's horrible when attempting to use for cheese on toast. I reckon with all that 'healthy' stuff in a bun together with some light mayonnaise you'd be entitled to a fried egg in it plus a serving of fries.
    That stuff's horrible when attempting to use for cheese on toast. I reckon with all that 'healthy' stuff in a bun together with some light mayonnaise you'd be entitled to a fried egg in it plus a serving of fries.
    That stuff's horrible when attempting to use for cheese on toast. I reckon with all that 'healthy' stuff in a bun together with some light mayonnaise you'd be entitled to a fried egg in it plus a...
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  10. TurnedThespian
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    Can anyone recommend long-lasting wellies?

    I use the Muck Boot Company neoprene wellies. Not only are they much warmer on your tootsies in winter but they are long lasting and very comfy (and stretchy for larger calves).
    I use the Muck Boot Company neoprene wellies. Not only are they much warmer on your tootsies in winter but they are long lasting and very comfy (and stretchy for larger calves).
    I use the Muck Boot Company neoprene wellies. Not only are they much warmer on your tootsies in winter but they are long lasting and very comfy (and stretchy for larger calves).
    I use the Muck Boot Company neoprene wellies. Not only are they much warmer on your tootsies in winter but they are long lasting and very comfy (and stretchy for larger calves).
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  11. clanless
    Agree x 4

    Annoyed

    I'm guessing it's justified if the person fleeing has a weapon and is likely to be a danger to others (which clearly wasn't the case here) or if he's already shot someone and is fleeing :noidea:...
    I'm guessing it's justified if the person fleeing has a weapon and is likely to be a danger to others (which clearly wasn't the case here) or if he's already shot someone and is fleeing :noidea:According to this article the sequence of events was as follows (there is video evidence supporting this...
    I'm guessing it's justified if the person fleeing has a weapon and is likely to be a danger to others (which clearly wasn't the case here) or if he's already shot someone and is fleeing :noidea:According to this article the sequence of events was as...
    I'm guessing it's justified if the person fleeing has a weapon and is likely to be a danger to others (which clearly wasn't the case here) or if he's already shot someone and is fleeing :noidea:...
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  12. hans

    Home made coffee

    We don't have instant in this house so can't comment. I find the simplest way is good, so we use a cafetiere and use water boiled and then let to sit for a couple of minutes, pour over coffee...
    We don't have instant in this house so can't comment. I find the simplest way is good, so we use a cafetiere and use water boiled and then let to sit for a couple of minutes, pour over coffee ground and let steep for 4-5 minutes. As mentioned never wash cafetiere in suds, wipe out and rinse...
    We don't have instant in this house so can't comment. I find the simplest way is good, so we use a cafetiere and use water boiled and then let to sit for a couple of minutes, pour over coffee ground and let steep for 4-5 minutes. As mentioned...
    We don't have instant in this house so can't comment. I find the simplest way is good, so we use a cafetiere and use water boiled and then let to sit for a couple of minutes, pour over coffee...
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  13. kyleleonard

    Flickr

    I know Longk is a keen Flickr user, but is anyone else?I don't really post much to do with gardening, but here's my albums since May 2012!Follow me so I know your profile and I'll follow back!
    I know Longk is a keen Flickr user, but is anyone else?I don't really post much to do with gardening, but here's my albums since May 2012!Follow me so I know your profile and I'll follow back!
    I know Longk is a keen Flickr user, but is anyone else?I don't really post much to do with gardening, but here's my albums since May 2012!Follow me so I know your profile and I'll follow back!
    I know Longk is a keen Flickr user, but is anyone else?I don't really post much to do with gardening, but here's my albums since May 2012!Follow me so I know your profile and I'll follow back!
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  14. Fern4

    Happy Birthday Mr Grinch!!

    Im touched guys :blue thumb::blue thumb::blue thumb:Im 40 today. To cushion the blow, the wife has only gone and paid for a few days in Rome to go and see the Ninfa and Tivoli gardens !!Peace for a few days.G
    Im touched guys :blue thumb::blue thumb::blue thumb:Im 40 today. To cushion the blow, the wife has only gone and paid for a few days in Rome to go and see the Ninfa and Tivoli gardens !!Peace for a few days.G
    Im touched guys :blue thumb::blue thumb::blue thumb:Im 40 today. To cushion the blow, the wife has only gone and paid for a few days in Rome to go and see the Ninfa and Tivoli gardens !!Peace for a few days.G
    Im touched guys :blue thumb::blue thumb::blue thumb:Im 40 today. To cushion the blow, the wife has only gone and paid for a few days in Rome to go and see the Ninfa and Tivoli gardens !!Peace for a few days.G
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  15. JWK
    Like x 4

    Easter Egg Painting

    No we stopped sacrificing goats back in the 70's :)
    No we stopped sacrificing goats back in the 70's :)
    No we stopped sacrificing goats back in the 70's :)
    No we stopped sacrificing goats back in the 70's :)
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  16. *dim*
    Like x 5

    Test your eyes (How well do you see colour?)

    113 I did all 4 lines. A bit disappointed I blame SpecSavers ahh could be my laptop LillyBells now cheered up.
    113 I did all 4 lines. A bit disappointed I blame SpecSavers ahh could be my laptop LillyBells now cheered up.
    113 I did all 4 lines. A bit disappointed I blame SpecSavers ahh could be my laptop LillyBells now cheered up.
    113 I did all 4 lines. A bit disappointed I blame SpecSavers ahh could be my laptop LillyBells now cheered up.
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  17. Autumn bliss
    Friendly x 5

    Happy Easter Sunday

    Happy Easter friends!
    Happy Easter friends!
    Happy Easter friends!
    Happy Easter friends!
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  18. miraflores

    all free for the guy, no question asked....!!! ---my opinion---

    Val... I was teasing you - a play on words, to lighten the mood: hence the winky smiley. Backed it up with my next "disclaimer" post ... just to make you chuckle. Sorry my humour didn't, quite,...
    Val... I was teasing you - a play on words, to lighten the mood: hence the winky smiley. Backed it up with my next "disclaimer" post ... just to make you chuckle. Sorry my humour didn't, quite, translate across the posts. No wrong way taken on my behalf :spinning:
    Val... I was teasing you - a play on words, to lighten the mood: hence the winky smiley. Backed it up with my next "disclaimer" post ... just to make you chuckle. Sorry my humour didn't, quite, translate across the posts. No wrong way taken on...
    Val... I was teasing you - a play on words, to lighten the mood: hence the winky smiley. Backed it up with my next "disclaimer" post ... just to make you chuckle. Sorry my humour didn't, quite,...
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  19. Dips

    What would you like to know about an artist?

    Don't do it in third person. I don't get why people do that. People go to places like etsy to buy direct from the artist or craftsman
    Don't do it in third person. I don't get why people do that. People go to places like etsy to buy direct from the artist or craftsman
    Don't do it in third person. I don't get why people do that. People go to places like etsy to buy direct from the artist or craftsman
    Don't do it in third person. I don't get why people do that. People go to places like etsy to buy direct from the artist or craftsman
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  20. wiseowl
    Friendly x 5

    HAPPY EASTER TO EVERYONE

    Enjoy this gathering of Photos when visiting Longwood Gardens on Easter Sunday few years ago.
    Enjoy this gathering of Photos when visiting Longwood Gardens on Easter Sunday few years ago.
    Enjoy this gathering of Photos when visiting Longwood Gardens on Easter Sunday few years ago.
    Enjoy this gathering of Photos when visiting Longwood Gardens on Easter Sunday few years ago.
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