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  1. Phil A
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  2. Trunky
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    A shady story....

    Armandii, I have a confession. That car was a beautiful carmine red Triumph 2000 in near pristine condition. Luckily I realised what was happening before I ruined the whole car. We eventually...
    Armandii, I have a confession. That car was a beautiful carmine red Triumph 2000 in near pristine condition. Luckily I realised what was happening before I ruined the whole car. We eventually sold it to someone who was going to maintain and show it. I think it's still around. As I've...
    Armandii, I have a confession. That car was a beautiful carmine red Triumph 2000 in near pristine condition. Luckily I realised what was happening before I ruined the whole car. We eventually sold it to someone who was going to maintain and...
    Armandii, I have a confession. That car was a beautiful carmine red Triumph 2000 in near pristine condition. Luckily I realised what was happening before I ruined the whole car. We eventually...
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  3. Sheal

    Failed!

    Glad to hear that things worked out for her.
    Glad to hear that things worked out for her.
    Glad to hear that things worked out for her.
    Glad to hear that things worked out for her.
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  4. shiney

    Snake - advice please

    We've got Wallaby's living in the wild here. Some escaped from the Wildlife Park many years ago and now they are breeding, I've only seen one as yet though.:)
    We've got Wallaby's living in the wild here. Some escaped from the Wildlife Park many years ago and now they are breeding, I've only seen one as yet though.:)
    We've got Wallaby's living in the wild here. Some escaped from the Wildlife Park many years ago and now they are breeding, I've only seen one as yet though.:)
    We've got Wallaby's living in the wild here. Some escaped from the Wildlife Park many years ago and now they are breeding, I've only seen one as yet though.:)
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  5. borrowers

    Hi mates

    Hi Borrowers,glad to see you back with us and i do hope you start to feel better soon.:dbgrtmb:
    Hi Borrowers,glad to see you back with us and i do hope you start to feel better soon.:dbgrtmb:
    Hi Borrowers,glad to see you back with us and i do hope you start to feel better soon.:dbgrtmb:
    Hi Borrowers,glad to see you back with us and i do hope you start to feel better soon.:dbgrtmb:
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  6. Phil A
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    Unsolicited Junk Mail

    It's post office policy not to send them out on the rounds. They make more money that way. You can phone the sorting office and ask them to tell you what the letter is. :dbgrtmb:
    It's post office policy not to send them out on the rounds. They make more money that way. You can phone the sorting office and ask them to tell you what the letter is. :dbgrtmb:
    It's post office policy not to send them out on the rounds. They make more money that way. You can phone the sorting office and ask them to tell you what the letter is. :dbgrtmb:
    It's post office policy not to send them out on the rounds. They make more money that way. You can phone the sorting office and ask them to tell you what the letter is. :dbgrtmb:
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  7. Phil A

    Life on Mars

    Interesting new about the possibility of salt water movement on Mars:DBowie was brilliant,:love30::love30: but had no colour sense, well, I mean look at the colour of his eye shadow. Ducky.:D
    Interesting new about the possibility of salt water movement on Mars:DBowie was brilliant,:love30::love30: but had no colour sense, well, I mean look at the colour of his eye shadow. Ducky.:D
    Interesting new about the possibility of salt water movement on Mars:DBowie was brilliant,:love30::love30: but had no colour sense, well, I mean look at the colour of his eye shadow. Ducky.:D
    Interesting new about the possibility of salt water movement on Mars:DBowie was brilliant,:love30::love30: but had no colour sense, well, I mean look at the colour of his eye shadow. Ducky.:D
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  8. Jack McHammocklashing

    la bonnotte potatoes

    :-) They only planted them Monday :hapfeet: Jack McH
    :-) They only planted them Monday :hapfeet: Jack McH
    :-) They only planted them Monday :hapfeet: Jack McH
    :-) They only planted them Monday :hapfeet: Jack McH
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  9. ryan.c
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  10. Fidgetsmum

    GC 'Your notifications' help please

    Aww - who'd not want you as a friend Marley? Anyroadup, I've added you and indeed, this does seem to have cleared it. Thank you.
    Aww - who'd not want you as a friend Marley? Anyroadup, I've added you and indeed, this does seem to have cleared it. Thank you.
    Aww - who'd not want you as a friend Marley? Anyroadup, I've added you and indeed, this does seem to have cleared it. Thank you.
    Aww - who'd not want you as a friend Marley? Anyroadup, I've added you and indeed, this does seem to have cleared it. Thank you.
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  11. Phil A

    News Reporters Voice

    Didn't really go anywhere did it. Maybe thats why he uses the silly voice.
    Didn't really go anywhere did it. Maybe thats why he uses the silly voice.
    Didn't really go anywhere did it. Maybe thats why he uses the silly voice.
    Didn't really go anywhere did it. Maybe thats why he uses the silly voice.
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  12. strongylodon

    Online again

    Thanks Shiney,it's been a stressful time (and I don't usually get 'stressed') having all the problems with our buyer but in the present economic climate we couldn't afford to loose him. As we...
    Thanks Shiney,it's been a stressful time (and I don't usually get 'stressed') having all the problems with our buyer but in the present economic climate we couldn't afford to loose him. As we hadn't/haven't found what we what we had to move to a rented place for the time being and that was just...
    Thanks Shiney,it's been a stressful time (and I don't usually get 'stressed') having all the problems with our buyer but in the present economic climate we couldn't afford to loose him. As we hadn't/haven't found what we what we had to move to a...
    Thanks Shiney,it's been a stressful time (and I don't usually get 'stressed') having all the problems with our buyer but in the present economic climate we couldn't afford to loose him. As we...
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  13. capney

    British...?

    Sorry to disagree Sheal. If it's labelled, Brussels will produce regulations for the control of it! Keep it quiet - or lose it. :loll::loll:
    Sorry to disagree Sheal. If it's labelled, Brussels will produce regulations for the control of it! Keep it quiet - or lose it. :loll::loll:
    Sorry to disagree Sheal. If it's labelled, Brussels will produce regulations for the control of it! Keep it quiet - or lose it. :loll::loll:
    Sorry to disagree Sheal. If it's labelled, Brussels will produce regulations for the control of it! Keep it quiet - or lose it. :loll::loll:
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  14. shiney
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    Playing With The Moon

    Brilliant Shiney,we tend to take photos of us trying to hold up large boulders when we are away or trying to push over large trees,stones etc.:D
    Brilliant Shiney,we tend to take photos of us trying to hold up large boulders when we are away or trying to push over large trees,stones etc.:D
    Brilliant Shiney,we tend to take photos of us trying to hold up large boulders when we are away or trying to push over large trees,stones etc.:D
    Brilliant Shiney,we tend to take photos of us trying to hold up large boulders when we are away or trying to push over large trees,stones etc.:D
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  15. chitting kaz

    self cleaning houses

    Hi Fidgetsmum, I do my own ironing but can't see the point in ironing my pants or socks :scratch: - especially if I'm wearing them. :heehee:
    Hi Fidgetsmum, I do my own ironing but can't see the point in ironing my pants or socks :scratch: - especially if I'm wearing them. :heehee:
    Hi Fidgetsmum, I do my own ironing but can't see the point in ironing my pants or socks :scratch: - especially if I'm wearing them. :heehee:
    Hi Fidgetsmum, I do my own ironing but can't see the point in ironing my pants or socks :scratch: - especially if I'm wearing them. :heehee:
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  16. Marley Farley

    Happy birthday shobhna..!

    Shiney. ON Facebook what exactly is stated there is "MAY 8" The month is spelled out, not the numbr 5.
    Shiney. ON Facebook what exactly is stated there is "MAY 8" The month is spelled out, not the numbr 5.
    Shiney. ON Facebook what exactly is stated there is "MAY 8" The month is spelled out, not the numbr 5.
    Shiney. ON Facebook what exactly is stated there is "MAY 8" The month is spelled out, not the numbr 5.
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  17. shiney

    Dog Show

    Shame on you for admitting it/:D:heehee:
    Shame on you for admitting it/:D:heehee:
    Shame on you for admitting it/:D:heehee:
    Shame on you for admitting it/:D:heehee:
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  18. ryan.c

    how old are you

    Does that apply to all Thistles Ziggy?I thought some of them were quite poisonous. There's one that even features alongside two other thugs in its own law, the Weeds Act, alongside Ragwort and...
    Does that apply to all Thistles Ziggy?I thought some of them were quite poisonous. There's one that even features alongside two other thugs in its own law, the Weeds Act, alongside Ragwort and another one.
    Does that apply to all Thistles Ziggy?I thought some of them were quite poisonous. There's one that even features alongside two other thugs in its own law, the Weeds Act, alongside Ragwort and another one.
    Does that apply to all Thistles Ziggy?I thought some of them were quite poisonous. There's one that even features alongside two other thugs in its own law, the Weeds Act, alongside Ragwort and...
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  19. ClaraLou
    Like x 6

    Reception difficulties

    Melinda,, Hi Melinda jack waves Jack McH
    Melinda,, Hi Melinda jack waves Jack McH
    Melinda,, Hi Melinda jack waves Jack McH
    Melinda,, Hi Melinda jack waves Jack McH
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  20. Sheal

    Wing Commander.

    First rule of 'bending the truth' on your CV - at least make it partly plausible.
    First rule of 'bending the truth' on your CV - at least make it partly plausible.
    First rule of 'bending the truth' on your CV - at least make it partly plausible.
    First rule of 'bending the truth' on your CV - at least make it partly plausible.
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