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  1. "M"

    Are we too trusting of IT?

    I agree with all that you've said :blue thumb: - at least, the parts that I understood! :heehee:
    I agree with all that you've said :blue thumb: - at least, the parts that I understood! :heehee:
    I agree with all that you've said :blue thumb: - at least, the parts that I understood! :heehee:
    I agree with all that you've said :blue thumb: - at least, the parts that I understood! :heehee:
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  2. miraflores

    leylandii again...

    Another good law, no tall hedges and no air guns, I always have admired the Scottish.
    Another good law, no tall hedges and no air guns, I always have admired the Scottish.
    Another good law, no tall hedges and no air guns, I always have admired the Scottish.
    Another good law, no tall hedges and no air guns, I always have admired the Scottish.
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  3. merleworld

    How much should a new roof cost?

    Mmmm. I carry out many insurance surveys on damaged roofs.Firstly the insured has to point out when the damage was done. This will be checked against weather data on that day. There are few...
    Mmmm. I carry out many insurance surveys on damaged roofs.Firstly the insured has to point out when the damage was done. This will be checked against weather data on that day. There are few exceptions !We have a check sheet which we have to fill in. The first thing we have to declare is the...
    Mmmm. I carry out many insurance surveys on damaged roofs.Firstly the insured has to point out when the damage was done. This will be checked against weather data on that day. There are few exceptions !We have a check sheet which we have to...
    Mmmm. I carry out many insurance surveys on damaged roofs.Firstly the insured has to point out when the damage was done. This will be checked against weather data on that day. There are few...
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  4. kindredspirit

    What do you think of the new buses in Nottingham?

    Well it would be the same as if the bus was the wrong number to the one you wanted.
    Well it would be the same as if the bus was the wrong number to the one you wanted.
    Well it would be the same as if the bus was the wrong number to the one you wanted.
    Well it would be the same as if the bus was the wrong number to the one you wanted.
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  5. shiney

    Do You Accidentally Close A Tab On Your Computer?

    @Zigs, there's a set up somewhere in your computer where you can sort out mouse/cursor control, it's such a long time ago now since I used it I can't remember where it is, sorry.
    @Zigs, there's a set up somewhere in your computer where you can sort out mouse/cursor control, it's such a long time ago now since I used it I can't remember where it is, sorry.
    @Zigs, there's a set up somewhere in your computer where you can sort out mouse/cursor control, it's such a long time ago now since I used it I can't remember where it is, sorry.
    @Zigs, there's a set up somewhere in your computer where you can sort out mouse/cursor control, it's such a long time ago now since I used it I can't remember where it is, sorry.
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  6. wiseowl

    Update On Mrs Woos Car

    I asked him what did he drink "Oh No":phew::phew::phew:
    I asked him what did he drink "Oh No":phew::phew::phew:
    I asked him what did he drink "Oh No":phew::phew::phew:
    I asked him what did he drink "Oh No":phew::phew::phew:
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  7. Jenny namaste
    Agree x 4

    IS IT ME??

    I give up, what is it??? :heehee:
    I give up, what is it??? :heehee:
    I give up, what is it??? :heehee:
    I give up, what is it??? :heehee:
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  8. Fern4

    Happy Birthday Autumn Bliss!

    Thanks Guys:)
    Thanks Guys:)
    Thanks Guys:)
    Thanks Guys:)
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  9. Ian Taylor

    Fed up of house hunting

    Wonderful news. Hope everything now goes smoothly :blue thumb:
    Wonderful news. Hope everything now goes smoothly :blue thumb:
    Wonderful news. Hope everything now goes smoothly :blue thumb:
    Wonderful news. Hope everything now goes smoothly :blue thumb:
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  10. Val..
    Funny x 5

    HEAVY SNOW ON THE WAY !!!

    I have to admit, I took a sharp intake of breath when I read Val's post lol x x
    I have to admit, I took a sharp intake of breath when I read Val's post lol x x
    I have to admit, I took a sharp intake of breath when I read Val's post lol x x
    I have to admit, I took a sharp intake of breath when I read Val's post lol x x
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  11. **Yvonne**

    IT experts, help!

    I have always used Microsoft security essentials with Windows defender which comes with Windows,have tried all the usual ones ie Avast,AVG ect but have found Windows is the best
    I have always used Microsoft security essentials with Windows defender which comes with Windows,have tried all the usual ones ie Avast,AVG ect but have found Windows is the best
    I have always used Microsoft security essentials with Windows defender which comes with Windows,have tried all the usual ones ie Avast,AVG ect but have found Windows is the best
    I have always used Microsoft security essentials with Windows defender which comes with Windows,have tried all the usual ones ie Avast,AVG ect but have found Windows is the best
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  12. HarryS

    Easter Holidays Fixed dates

    I can remember some Easters that were quite warm around the end of March, and some that were pretty cold and wet at the third week of April.Its Spring in Britain, that means you take each day at...
    I can remember some Easters that were quite warm around the end of March, and some that were pretty cold and wet at the third week of April.Its Spring in Britain, that means you take each day at a time. Come to think of it we do that most summers as well.:scratch:
    I can remember some Easters that were quite warm around the end of March, and some that were pretty cold and wet at the third week of April.Its Spring in Britain, that means you take each day at a time. Come to think of it we do that most...
    I can remember some Easters that were quite warm around the end of March, and some that were pretty cold and wet at the third week of April.Its Spring in Britain, that means you take each day at...
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  13. Gay Gardener

    French help

    Thanks for the replies which clarifies things. So essayer can be to try and to try on, I didn't know that. Perfect and very easy to use.Cheers GG
    Thanks for the replies which clarifies things. So essayer can be to try and to try on, I didn't know that. Perfect and very easy to use.Cheers GG
    Thanks for the replies which clarifies things. So essayer can be to try and to try on, I didn't know that. Perfect and very easy to use.Cheers GG
    Thanks for the replies which clarifies things. So essayer can be to try and to try on, I didn't know that. Perfect and very easy to use.Cheers GG
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  14. "M"
    Funny x 5

    The Numpty Turnip Award 2015

    Haha i will certainly give you a run for your money. Almost made myself look like a right numpty to the whole street by putting my bins out a night early. Im a day ahead in my head.
    Haha i will certainly give you a run for your money. Almost made myself look like a right numpty to the whole street by putting my bins out a night early. Im a day ahead in my head.
    Haha i will certainly give you a run for your money. Almost made myself look like a right numpty to the whole street by putting my bins out a night early. Im a day ahead in my head.
    Haha i will certainly give you a run for your money. Almost made myself look like a right numpty to the whole street by putting my bins out a night early. Im a day ahead in my head.
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  15. Lolimac

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOWGLEY

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOWGLEY !!!:hpybtd: :hpybtd:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOWGLEY !!!:hpybtd: :hpybtd:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOWGLEY !!!:hpybtd: :hpybtd:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOWGLEY !!!:hpybtd: :hpybtd:
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  16. Val..
    Like x 11

    Amazing artwork by street artist to highlight the decline in bees.

    this is true but hedgehog fleas will bite you and hang out on dogs and cats for a while, we were eaten alive by fleas one year, we kept finding them on the dogs...and on ourselves! the penny...
    this is true but hedgehog fleas will bite you and hang out on dogs and cats for a while, we were eaten alive by fleas one year, we kept finding them on the dogs...and on ourselves! the penny dropped that they had to be coming from Hodgie our resident hedgehog so we got a flea powder for him and...
    this is true but hedgehog fleas will bite you and hang out on dogs and cats for a while, we were eaten alive by fleas one year, we kept finding them on the dogs...and on ourselves! the penny dropped that they had to be coming from Hodgie our...
    this is true but hedgehog fleas will bite you and hang out on dogs and cats for a while, we were eaten alive by fleas one year, we kept finding them on the dogs...and on ourselves! the penny...
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  17. Fat Controller
    Agree x 4

    Is this country completely crackers?

    Just follow the hole. Been doing it since I was a tot.
    Just follow the hole. Been doing it since I was a tot.
    Just follow the hole. Been doing it since I was a tot.
    Just follow the hole. Been doing it since I was a tot.
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  18. miraflores

    can you come up with a cheaper version...?

    as you can see documented in clear view in war reports visible most days on our newspapers, we are made of bones and meat, therefore easily decomposable...
    as you can see documented in clear view in war reports visible most days on our newspapers, we are made of bones and meat, therefore easily decomposable...
    as you can see documented in clear view in war reports visible most days on our newspapers, we are made of bones and meat, therefore easily decomposable...
    as you can see documented in clear view in war reports visible most days on our newspapers, we are made of bones and meat, therefore easily decomposable...
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  19. HarryS

    What the heck is this red thing ?

    Definatley..... Yep very definately..................... A red fing that is ...............
    Definatley..... Yep very definately..................... A red fing that is ...............
    Definatley..... Yep very definately..................... A red fing that is ...............
    Definatley..... Yep very definately..................... A red fing that is ...............
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  20. Val..

    Roller Blinds

    We have a fabulous fabric shop in Pembrokeshire. They have a list of people who will also make up fabric for you, maybe yours knows someone who would do the blinds for you if you're short of...
    We have a fabulous fabric shop in Pembrokeshire. They have a list of people who will also make up fabric for you, maybe yours knows someone who would do the blinds for you if you're short of time. Good luck
    We have a fabulous fabric shop in Pembrokeshire. They have a list of people who will also make up fabric for you, maybe yours knows someone who would do the blinds for you if you're short of time. Good luck
    We have a fabulous fabric shop in Pembrokeshire. They have a list of people who will also make up fabric for you, maybe yours knows someone who would do the blinds for you if you're short of...
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