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  1. Val..
    Like x 3

    Oh no, now the birds are looting!!!!!!

    Yes, if it's sent down by the beak :)
    Yes, if it's sent down by the beak :)
    Yes, if it's sent down by the beak :)
    Yes, if it's sent down by the beak :)
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  2. Marley Farley

    It is Kandy's Birthday..!!

    Hope you have a lovely day Kandy! Thanks Gogs for the loan of your graphics:love30:
    Hope you have a lovely day Kandy! Thanks Gogs for the loan of your graphics:love30:
    Hope you have a lovely day Kandy! Thanks Gogs for the loan of your graphics:love30:
    Hope you have a lovely day Kandy! Thanks Gogs for the loan of your graphics:love30:
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  3. Scotkat

    London Fires out of control

    I think the police should arrest the lot and stick them in a 'boot camp' for a year - give them some discipline! I am so pleased i don't live in a City.
    I think the police should arrest the lot and stick them in a 'boot camp' for a year - give them some discipline! I am so pleased i don't live in a City.
    I think the police should arrest the lot and stick them in a 'boot camp' for a year - give them some discipline! I am so pleased i don't live in a City.
    I think the police should arrest the lot and stick them in a 'boot camp' for a year - give them some discipline! I am so pleased i don't live in a City.
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  4. Robajob

    Shed emptied..

    Though I bought what seemed to be a really good padlock for my shed, I was shown how easy it is to open them. All you need is a hammer and a bit of steel rod or something. Smart whack and the bolt...
    Though I bought what seemed to be a really good padlock for my shed, I was shown how easy it is to open them. All you need is a hammer and a bit of steel rod or something. Smart whack and the bolt flies open!I'm so sorry for your loss, Rob. That really stinks.I saw on the North East news...
    Though I bought what seemed to be a really good padlock for my shed, I was shown how easy it is to open them. All you need is a hammer and a bit of steel rod or something. Smart whack and the bolt flies open!I'm so sorry for your loss, Rob....
    Though I bought what seemed to be a really good padlock for my shed, I was shown how easy it is to open them. All you need is a hammer and a bit of steel rod or something. Smart whack and the bolt...
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  5. Marley Farley
    Like x 12

    Opened the curtains & look what was passing by..!!!

    Yes that part of the coastline is quite sheer there I am told & very deep water..!!
    Yes that part of the coastline is quite sheer there I am told & very deep water..!!
    Yes that part of the coastline is quite sheer there I am told & very deep water..!!
    Yes that part of the coastline is quite sheer there I am told & very deep water..!!
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  6. Phil A

    Happy Birthday cr1tical

    Happy Belated Birthday
    Happy Belated Birthday
    Happy Belated Birthday
    Happy Belated Birthday
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  7. shiney
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    As Relaxed As A Cat - Part One

    The last phot of the Labrador pup looks just like my little Amber who's growing fast. Smashing pics. Don't cats get into some peculiar postitions!
    The last phot of the Labrador pup looks just like my little Amber who's growing fast. Smashing pics. Don't cats get into some peculiar postitions!
    The last phot of the Labrador pup looks just like my little Amber who's growing fast. Smashing pics. Don't cats get into some peculiar postitions!
    The last phot of the Labrador pup looks just like my little Amber who's growing fast. Smashing pics. Don't cats get into some peculiar postitions!
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  8. miraflores

    pamplemousses garden mauritius

    Really lovely!!!Val
    Really lovely!!!Val
    Really lovely!!!Val
    Really lovely!!!Val
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  9. shiney
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    Ministry of Cynical Supposition

    Just brilliant, looking forward to taking one of those calls.:yess::D
    Just brilliant, looking forward to taking one of those calls.:yess::D
    Just brilliant, looking forward to taking one of those calls.:yess::D
    Just brilliant, looking forward to taking one of those calls.:yess::D
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  10. shiney
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    Do You Fell Insignificant?

    Oh, I had to play it twice, Shiney, and ended up with a bigger grin after each play. Not so down, not so insignificant now!!!! Thank you, Shiney:love30::love30::D:thumbsup:
    Oh, I had to play it twice, Shiney, and ended up with a bigger grin after each play. Not so down, not so insignificant now!!!! Thank you, Shiney:love30::love30::D:thumbsup:
    Oh, I had to play it twice, Shiney, and ended up with a bigger grin after each play. Not so down, not so insignificant now!!!! Thank you, Shiney:love30::love30::D:thumbsup:
    Oh, I had to play it twice, Shiney, and ended up with a bigger grin after each play. Not so down, not so insignificant now!!!! Thank you, Shiney:love30::love30::D:thumbsup:
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  11. ARMANDII
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    A step up for a cat

    Awww, puss-cats, you've gotta love 'em!!!! :DVal
    Awww, puss-cats, you've gotta love 'em!!!! :DVal
    Awww, puss-cats, you've gotta love 'em!!!! :DVal
    Awww, puss-cats, you've gotta love 'em!!!! :DVal
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  12. borrowers
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  13. shiney
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    American Version of 'The King's Speech'

    Really good humour, Shiney. Bush was a monotone moron, but at least he was consistent.:D:heehee::heehee:
    Really good humour, Shiney. Bush was a monotone moron, but at least he was consistent.:D:heehee::heehee:
    Really good humour, Shiney. Bush was a monotone moron, but at least he was consistent.:D:heehee::heehee:
    Really good humour, Shiney. Bush was a monotone moron, but at least he was consistent.:D:heehee::heehee:
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  14. borrowers

    This film makes me laugh!

    Oops sorry if I'm not explaining myself. Val - it's on tv now. Digi freeview. I can multitask you know, as I'm sure you can:loll:I love it as just a silly film! Thank you WG, each to their own. I...
    Oops sorry if I'm not explaining myself. Val - it's on tv now. Digi freeview. I can multitask you know, as I'm sure you can:loll:I love it as just a silly film! Thank you WG, each to their own. I don't normally like 'silly' films but this one I do. Are you watching anything at the mo? I'm not ...
    Oops sorry if I'm not explaining myself. Val - it's on tv now. Digi freeview. I can multitask you know, as I'm sure you can:loll:I love it as just a silly film! Thank you WG, each to their own. I don't normally like 'silly' films but this one I do....
    Oops sorry if I'm not explaining myself. Val - it's on tv now. Digi freeview. I can multitask you know, as I'm sure you can:loll:I love it as just a silly film! Thank you WG, each to their own. I...
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  15. shiney
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  16. Melinda

    So are there any garden centres in Tottenham then?

    Has anyone here seen The Wire?At the moment it feels like we're living inside it- life is imitating art. The Bankers MP's Expenses Phone Hacking Police corruption at the very top Now the most...
    Has anyone here seen The Wire?At the moment it feels like we're living inside it- life is imitating art. The Bankers MP's Expenses Phone Hacking Police corruption at the very top Now the most wide spread civil unrest for a generationIf you were going to write a drama featuring that lot,...
    Has anyone here seen The Wire?At the moment it feels like we're living inside it- life is imitating art. The Bankers MP's Expenses Phone Hacking Police corruption at the very top Now the most wide spread civil unrest for a generationIf you...
    Has anyone here seen The Wire?At the moment it feels like we're living inside it- life is imitating art. The Bankers MP's Expenses Phone Hacking Police corruption at the very top Now the most...
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  17. shiney

    A Cute 2 Year Old Kid

    Who, me? Well, alright, I did as well! :o :D
    Who, me? Well, alright, I did as well! :o :D
    Who, me? Well, alright, I did as well! :o :D
    Who, me? Well, alright, I did as well! :o :D
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  18. Lyn

    Coeliac Disease

    You are not alone, you may like to visit coeliac.org.uk
    You are not alone, you may like to visit coeliac.org.uk
    You are not alone, you may like to visit coeliac.org.uk
    You are not alone, you may like to visit coeliac.org.uk
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  19. Victoria

    Iceland in Portugal

    Hi victoriaAn Iceland store recently opened in Mojacar area and the ex pats love it.
    Hi victoriaAn Iceland store recently opened in Mojacar area and the ex pats love it.
    Hi victoriaAn Iceland store recently opened in Mojacar area and the ex pats love it.
    Hi victoriaAn Iceland store recently opened in Mojacar area and the ex pats love it.
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  20. derwent

    Help with Rayburn Coalglo

    Ours used to do Hot water and seven radiators in a three bedroomed house Best we ever had Then coke and coal got too dear, emptying the ashes, getting the coal in we changed to gas Worst thing we...
    Ours used to do Hot water and seven radiators in a three bedroomed house Best we ever had Then coke and coal got too dear, emptying the ashes, getting the coal in we changed to gas Worst thing we ever did was lose the Rayburn. You could burn paper and unwanted stuff safe from prying eyes...
    Ours used to do Hot water and seven radiators in a three bedroomed house Best we ever had Then coke and coal got too dear, emptying the ashes, getting the coal in we changed to gas Worst thing we ever did was lose the Rayburn. You could burn...
    Ours used to do Hot water and seven radiators in a three bedroomed house Best we ever had Then coke and coal got too dear, emptying the ashes, getting the coal in we changed to gas Worst thing we...
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