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  1. shiney
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    Ladies, Who Does This Remind You Of?

    She must have visited America, and bumped into my husband.
    She must have visited America, and bumped into my husband.
    She must have visited America, and bumped into my husband.
    She must have visited America, and bumped into my husband.
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  2. nathan7

    gutter bracket

    Many thanks Marl just done it, bit harder than I thought :thumb:
    Many thanks Marl just done it, bit harder than I thought :thumb:
    Many thanks Marl just done it, bit harder than I thought :thumb:
    Many thanks Marl just done it, bit harder than I thought :thumb:
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  3. shiney
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    I Told You To Shut Up!!

    Superb. :)
    Superb. :)
    Superb. :)
    Superb. :)
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  4. pip
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    Ashamed to be English

    Because that word has often been used in relation to gay people and is therefore in the profanity filter, Pete! :DADMIN ANNOUNCEMENT And this thread has been cleaned of contentious posts and...
    Because that word has often been used in relation to gay people and is therefore in the profanity filter, Pete! :DADMIN ANNOUNCEMENT And this thread has been cleaned of contentious posts and closed at OP's request.
    Because that word has often been used in relation to gay people and is therefore in the profanity filter, Pete! :DADMIN ANNOUNCEMENT And this thread has been cleaned of contentious posts and closed at OP's request.
    Because that word has often been used in relation to gay people and is therefore in the profanity filter, Pete! :DADMIN ANNOUNCEMENT And this thread has been cleaned of contentious posts and...
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  5. shiney

    Have A Guess

    I didn't want to make it too easy for you so I took the photo at dawn to remove the colour. :heehee:
    I didn't want to make it too easy for you so I took the photo at dawn to remove the colour. :heehee:
    I didn't want to make it too easy for you so I took the photo at dawn to remove the colour. :heehee:
    I didn't want to make it too easy for you so I took the photo at dawn to remove the colour. :heehee:
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  6. clueless1

    What's brilliant in Somerset?

    But what walks have you got there - through The Parks, no comparison surely? (or is it within range of the lower slopes of North Hill?).P.S. - going off topic, but an incredibly high number of...
    But what walks have you got there - through The Parks, no comparison surely? (or is it within range of the lower slopes of North Hill?).P.S. - going off topic, but an incredibly high number of people (including us) who use that site also use Seadown, Charmouth, Dorset on the opposite coast.
    But what walks have you got there - through The Parks, no comparison surely? (or is it within range of the lower slopes of North Hill?).P.S. - going off topic, but an incredibly high number of people (including us) who use that site also use...
    But what walks have you got there - through The Parks, no comparison surely? (or is it within range of the lower slopes of North Hill?).P.S. - going off topic, but an incredibly high number of...
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  7. pete

    Pressure washers

    Dai, are you getting commission on the sale of these adapters??? :loll:Val
    Dai, are you getting commission on the sale of these adapters??? :loll:Val
    Dai, are you getting commission on the sale of these adapters??? :loll:Val
    Dai, are you getting commission on the sale of these adapters??? :loll:Val
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  8. shiney

    Happy birthday Pierre de Fermat

    :loll: :loll: :loll: :loll: :loll: Oscar doesn't really mind because Schroedinger's Cat was locked in a box. :thumb: For those of you who don't know about the Cat here is a very short video explaining the absurdity of some...
    :loll: :loll: :loll: :loll: :loll: Oscar doesn't really mind because Schroedinger's Cat was locked in a box. :thumb: For those of you who don't know about the Cat here is a very short video explaining the absurdity of some thinking about quantum physics. Schrodinger's Cat - YouTube And if you're still with us...
    :loll: :loll: :loll: :loll: :loll: Oscar doesn't really mind because Schroedinger's Cat was locked in a box. :thumb: For those of you who don't know about the Cat here is a very short video explaining the absurdity of some thinking about quantum physics. Schrodinger's...
    :loll: :loll: :loll: :loll: :loll: Oscar doesn't really mind because Schroedinger's Cat was locked in a box. :thumb: For those of you who don't know about the Cat here is a very short video explaining the absurdity of some...
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  9. miraflores

    "emotional health warnings"

    Watched 'Black Swan' the other night. Bats ballerina goes ape. Laughed like a drain all the way through. I hadn't realised it was a comedy.
    Watched 'Black Swan' the other night. Bats ballerina goes ape. Laughed like a drain all the way through. I hadn't realised it was a comedy.
    Watched 'Black Swan' the other night. Bats ballerina goes ape. Laughed like a drain all the way through. I hadn't realised it was a comedy.
    Watched 'Black Swan' the other night. Bats ballerina goes ape. Laughed like a drain all the way through. I hadn't realised it was a comedy.
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  10. Val..

    DIY Bath resurfacing

    Why make life difficult? You can put in the www yourself? it is allowed.You could then make it into a Click meBut as you like difficult, I wonder are you being difficult, because that...
    Why make life difficult? You can put in the www yourself? it is allowed.You could then make it into a Click meBut as you like difficult, I wonder are you being difficult, because that link is to an AMERICAN website, or did you just not realise?
    Why make life difficult? You can put in the www yourself? it is allowed.You could then make it into a Click meBut as you like difficult, I wonder are you being difficult, because that link is to an AMERICAN website, or did you just not...
    Why make life difficult? You can put in the www yourself? it is allowed.You could then make it into a Click meBut as you like difficult, I wonder are you being difficult, because that...
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  11. Sheal

    Tesco's direct.....or not!

    Thanks Jack, but I've tried cheaper cartridges in the past and everything seems to come out sepia! I think we'll just have to bite the bullet and invest in a new one. Our old one's a...
    Thanks Jack, but I've tried cheaper cartridges in the past and everything seems to come out sepia! I think we'll just have to bite the bullet and invest in a new one. Our old one's a printer/copier/scanner, so that's what we'll be replacing. :)
    Thanks Jack, but I've tried cheaper cartridges in the past and everything seems to come out sepia! I think we'll just have to bite the bullet and invest in a new one. Our old one's a printer/copier/scanner, so that's what we'll be replacing. :)
    Thanks Jack, but I've tried cheaper cartridges in the past and everything seems to come out sepia! I think we'll just have to bite the bullet and invest in a new one. Our old one's a...
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  12. Kandy

    Happy Birthday Penny

    :party:Sorry i missed this Penny, buy hope you had a great day!!!
    :party:Sorry i missed this Penny, buy hope you had a great day!!!
    :party:Sorry i missed this Penny, buy hope you had a great day!!!
    :party:Sorry i missed this Penny, buy hope you had a great day!!!
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  13. catztail
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    If you aren't doing anything at 8 pm......

    I've got two very old albums of his (vinyl of course) when the group was Tyrannosaurus Rex - not T.Rex. Saw him at the Cliffs Pavillon Southend, Essex many moons ago. :)
    I've got two very old albums of his (vinyl of course) when the group was Tyrannosaurus Rex - not T.Rex. Saw him at the Cliffs Pavillon Southend, Essex many moons ago. :)
    I've got two very old albums of his (vinyl of course) when the group was Tyrannosaurus Rex - not T.Rex. Saw him at the Cliffs Pavillon Southend, Essex many moons ago. :)
    I've got two very old albums of his (vinyl of course) when the group was Tyrannosaurus Rex - not T.Rex. Saw him at the Cliffs Pavillon Southend, Essex many moons ago. :)
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  14. shiney

    Pick A Number

    Even with the very logical explanation, which makes perfect sense, it is still pure witchery:heehee:
    Even with the very logical explanation, which makes perfect sense, it is still pure witchery:heehee:
    Even with the very logical explanation, which makes perfect sense, it is still pure witchery:heehee:
    Even with the very logical explanation, which makes perfect sense, it is still pure witchery:heehee:
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  15. Phil A

    For Miraflores

    Romans Go Home - YouTube
    Romans Go Home - YouTube
    Romans Go Home - YouTube
    Romans Go Home - YouTube
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  16. oakdaledave

    Painting garden gate.

    Interesting discussion. I had no idea that oil based paints were being phased out. I suspect that its all to do with health and safety - and very little to do with being better.
    Interesting discussion. I had no idea that oil based paints were being phased out. I suspect that its all to do with health and safety - and very little to do with being better.
    Interesting discussion. I had no idea that oil based paints were being phased out. I suspect that its all to do with health and safety - and very little to do with being better.
    Interesting discussion. I had no idea that oil based paints were being phased out. I suspect that its all to do with health and safety - and very little to do with being better.
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  17. shiney
    Like x 6

    The Rioters Prayer

    great minds think alike......................... what's the rest???:D:scratch::stirpot::stirpot:
    great minds think alike......................... what's the rest???:D:scratch::stirpot::stirpot:
    great minds think alike......................... what's the rest???:D:scratch::stirpot::stirpot:
    great minds think alike......................... what's the rest???:D:scratch::stirpot::stirpot:
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  18. maksim

    Squirrels

    flickr-ankakay
    flickr-ankakay
    flickr-ankakay
    flickr-ankakay
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  19. JWK
    Like x 12

    The sky tonight - Weather Warning for London

    I`m a Newport boy, it`s what we do from an early age.:dbgrtmb:
    I`m a Newport boy, it`s what we do from an early age.:dbgrtmb:
    I`m a Newport boy, it`s what we do from an early age.:dbgrtmb:
    I`m a Newport boy, it`s what we do from an early age.:dbgrtmb:
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  20. merleworld

    Dumb question of the day

    :yahoo::yahoo: So the question was?:heehee:
    :yahoo::yahoo: So the question was?:heehee:
    :yahoo::yahoo: So the question was?:heehee:
    :yahoo::yahoo: So the question was?:heehee:
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