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  1. Val..

    Didn't realise pruning could be this hazardous!!!

    He certainly has attention for detail. He obviously likes to keep one eye on his work at all times.I heard that there'd been a spate of thefts of garden tools in his neighbourhood, he obviously...
    He certainly has attention for detail. He obviously likes to keep one eye on his work at all times.I heard that there'd been a spate of thefts of garden tools in his neighbourhood, he obviously want to keep an eye on his secateurs.I think he's been gardening too many years. Its gone to his...
    He certainly has attention for detail. He obviously likes to keep one eye on his work at all times.I heard that there'd been a spate of thefts of garden tools in his neighbourhood, he obviously want to keep an eye on his secateurs.I think...
    He certainly has attention for detail. He obviously likes to keep one eye on his work at all times.I heard that there'd been a spate of thefts of garden tools in his neighbourhood, he obviously...
    Val.., Aug 30, 2011
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    clueless1
    Aug 30, 2011
  2. clueless1

    See what you think of my new religion - Cydre

    It's a little known fact that 'Le Piat D'or' is actually an English brand with a Frenchified name. The drink, which is a by-product of the oil refining process, is actually from Canvey Island. ...
    It's a little known fact that 'Le Piat D'or' is actually an English brand with a Frenchified name. The drink, which is a by-product of the oil refining process, is actually from Canvey Island. Its original name, in the Essex tongue, was P**shouse Door'.
    It's a little known fact that 'Le Piat D'or' is actually an English brand with a Frenchified name. The drink, which is a by-product of the oil refining process, is actually from Canvey Island. Its original name, in the Essex tongue, was...
    It's a little known fact that 'Le Piat D'or' is actually an English brand with a Frenchified name. The drink, which is a by-product of the oil refining process, is actually from Canvey Island. ...
    clueless1, Feb 27, 2011 ... 2
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    ClaraLou
    Aug 31, 2011
  3. Trunky
    Like x 3

    Headline of the year?

    And that`s not to be sniffed at.:cool:
    And that`s not to be sniffed at.:cool:
    And that`s not to be sniffed at.:cool:
    And that`s not to be sniffed at.:cool:
    Trunky, Aug 30, 2011
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    daitheplant
    Aug 31, 2011
  4. joolz68

    plantachondriac

    Wow!!!! :rolleyespink: You need to see an otologist :heehee: you set em up ........ :loll:
    Wow!!!! :rolleyespink: You need to see an otologist :heehee: you set em up ........ :loll:
    Wow!!!! :rolleyespink: You need to see an otologist :heehee: you set em up ........ :loll:
    Wow!!!! :rolleyespink: You need to see an otologist :heehee: you set em up ........ :loll:
    joolz68, Aug 31, 2011
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    shiney
    Sep 1, 2011
  5. Bilbo675
    Like x 6

    Fox Hunt...(don't worry just a joke)

    Do you think they got the brush-off?
    Do you think they got the brush-off?
    Do you think they got the brush-off?
    Do you think they got the brush-off?
    Bilbo675, Aug 31, 2011
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    gcc3663
    Sep 1, 2011
  6. Val..

    The boy in the striped pyjamas.

    The film apparently showed events as seen through the eyes of an eight year old German boy who obviously has no idea what is going on around him, hence the title, he wonders why his friend always...
    The film apparently showed events as seen through the eyes of an eight year old German boy who obviously has no idea what is going on around him, hence the title, he wonders why his friend always wears pyjamas!! his mother also is unaware believing the camp is just a prison. I think the film...
    The film apparently showed events as seen through the eyes of an eight year old German boy who obviously has no idea what is going on around him, hence the title, he wonders why his friend always wears pyjamas!! his mother also is unaware...
    The film apparently showed events as seen through the eyes of an eight year old German boy who obviously has no idea what is going on around him, hence the title, he wonders why his friend always...
    Val.., Aug 31, 2011
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    Val..
    Sep 1, 2011
  7. kyleleonard

    Last.fm

    Not a playlist. If you listen to music on Spotify or Itunes (or any music player which is compatible with Last.fm) it 'scrobbles' the songs and puts them into charts and then you can compare music...
    Not a playlist. If you listen to music on Spotify or Itunes (or any music player which is compatible with Last.fm) it 'scrobbles' the songs and puts them into charts and then you can compare music tastes with people you know.Example; Your musical compatibility with diane-91 is SUPER Music you...
    Not a playlist. If you listen to music on Spotify or Itunes (or any music player which is compatible with Last.fm) it 'scrobbles' the songs and puts them into charts and then you can compare music tastes with people you know.Example; Your...
    Not a playlist. If you listen to music on Spotify or Itunes (or any music player which is compatible with Last.fm) it 'scrobbles' the songs and puts them into charts and then you can compare music...
    kyleleonard, Sep 1, 2011
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    kyleleonard
    Sep 1, 2011
  8. miraflores

    similar to a tree house, but on the ground...

    That is so cute. Would be a nice tuck away house hidden in our woods.
    That is so cute. Would be a nice tuck away house hidden in our woods.
    That is so cute. Would be a nice tuck away house hidden in our woods.
    That is so cute. Would be a nice tuck away house hidden in our woods.
    miraflores, Sep 1, 2011
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    redstar
    Sep 1, 2011
  9. miraflores

    how does it work for the bathroom...

    Don't you just love it. Oh, yeah the plumbing. HOW is yelling--look out below with vocal plumbing.
    Don't you just love it. Oh, yeah the plumbing. HOW is yelling--look out below with vocal plumbing.
    Don't you just love it. Oh, yeah the plumbing. HOW is yelling--look out below with vocal plumbing.
    Don't you just love it. Oh, yeah the plumbing. HOW is yelling--look out below with vocal plumbing.
    miraflores, Sep 1, 2011
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    redstar
    Sep 1, 2011
  10. redstar

    Hurricane IRENE

    Remember I am booked in for a pizza -
    Remember I am booked in for a pizza -
    Remember I am booked in for a pizza -
    Remember I am booked in for a pizza -
    redstar, Aug 27, 2011 ... 2 3
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    miraflores
    Sep 2, 2011
  11. Val..

    So what do I do now???

    Sorry but i would email so you have proof and state if not collected in 7 days money paid will go towards relisting fees. To many muppets on eblag but its usually none paying
    Sorry but i would email so you have proof and state if not collected in 7 days money paid will go towards relisting fees. To many muppets on eblag but its usually none paying
    Sorry but i would email so you have proof and state if not collected in 7 days money paid will go towards relisting fees. To many muppets on eblag but its usually none paying
    Sorry but i would email so you have proof and state if not collected in 7 days money paid will go towards relisting fees. To many muppets on eblag but its usually none paying
    Val.., Sep 2, 2011
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    lazydog
    Sep 2, 2011
  12. catztail
    Like x 3

    Radio reminder

    The Doors:love30::love30::love30:
    The Doors:love30::love30::love30:
    The Doors:love30::love30::love30:
    The Doors:love30::love30::love30:
    catztail, Sep 2, 2011
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    Phil A
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  13. clueless1

    Burning man

    If there are any nocturnal sorts still on, check out the live feed feed from Burning Man 2011.burningman-webcast, Ustream.TV: 2011 Art Theme: Rites of Passage There are moments of crisis and...
    If there are any nocturnal sorts still on, check out the live feed feed from Burning Man 2011.burningman-webcast, Ustream.TV: 2011 Art Theme: Rites of Passage There are moments of crisis and frisson in our lives which inform us that we've somehow...At 2AM our time, the festival reaches...
    If there are any nocturnal sorts still on, check out the live feed feed from Burning Man 2011.burningman-webcast, Ustream.TV: 2011 Art Theme: Rites of Passage There are moments of crisis and frisson in our lives which inform us that we've...
    If there are any nocturnal sorts still on, check out the live feed feed from Burning Man 2011.burningman-webcast, Ustream.TV: 2011 Art Theme: Rites of Passage There are moments of crisis and...
    clueless1, Sep 3, 2011
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    clueless1
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  14. Phil A

    Off for a bit

    Don't worry, ziggy, I'll be kind to you! :heehee: If you believe that, you'll believe anything :loll: :loll:
    Don't worry, ziggy, I'll be kind to you! :heehee: If you believe that, you'll believe anything :loll: :loll:
    Don't worry, ziggy, I'll be kind to you! :heehee: If you believe that, you'll believe anything :loll: :loll:
    Don't worry, ziggy, I'll be kind to you! :heehee: If you believe that, you'll believe anything :loll: :loll:
    Phil A, Aug 30, 2011 ... 2 3
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    shiney
    Sep 3, 2011
  15. Flowerpot
    Like x 6

    Cat plays with Dolphin

    Oh wow, i didn't notice the thread, i've just read it lovely to know how the video came about,...thankyou :thumbsup:
    Oh wow, i didn't notice the thread, i've just read it lovely to know how the video came about,...thankyou :thumbsup:
    Oh wow, i didn't notice the thread, i've just read it lovely to know how the video came about,...thankyou :thumbsup:
    Oh wow, i didn't notice the thread, i've just read it lovely to know how the video came about,...thankyou :thumbsup:
    Flowerpot, Sep 2, 2011
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    Flowerpot
    Sep 3, 2011
  16. Jack McHammocklashing

    Government I can not believe this

    dim, going at this sort of thing head on is, unfortunately, the wrong thing to do. You have to play them at their own game - and its much more satisfying to know that you have beaten them at...
    dim, going at this sort of thing head on is, unfortunately, the wrong thing to do. You have to play them at their own game - and its much more satisfying to know that you have beaten them at their own game because you will know that you have triumphed even though they may be a load of slimy...
    dim, going at this sort of thing head on is, unfortunately, the wrong thing to do. You have to play them at their own game - and its much more satisfying to know that you have beaten them at their own game because you will know that you have...
    dim, going at this sort of thing head on is, unfortunately, the wrong thing to do. You have to play them at their own game - and its much more satisfying to know that you have beaten them at...
    Jack McHammocklashing, Sep 2, 2011 ... 2
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    shiney
    Sep 4, 2011
  17. Phil A

    Rule Number One

    Yes I do now,If you go into the garden at night, TAKE A TORCH!!! I always let my dogs out onto the patio before I go to bed so they can have a last pee/sniff round, wearing my fluffy slippers...
    Yes I do now,If you go into the garden at night, TAKE A TORCH!!! I always let my dogs out onto the patio before I go to bed so they can have a last pee/sniff round, wearing my fluffy slippers I went out to get them back inside, didn't take the torch and didn't see where my spaniel had...
    Yes I do now,If you go into the garden at night, TAKE A TORCH!!! I always let my dogs out onto the patio before I go to bed so they can have a last pee/sniff round, wearing my fluffy slippers I went out to get them back inside, didn't take...
    Yes I do now,If you go into the garden at night, TAKE A TORCH!!! I always let my dogs out onto the patio before I go to bed so they can have a last pee/sniff round, wearing my fluffy slippers...
    Phil A, Sep 3, 2011
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    Val..
    Sep 4, 2011
  18. miraflores

    Tune id?

    Yeah I think I've heard that one before.
    Yeah I think I've heard that one before.
    Yeah I think I've heard that one before.
    Yeah I think I've heard that one before.
    miraflores, Sep 3, 2011 ... 2
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    pete
    Sep 4, 2011
  19. redstar

    Soap Pump

    He looks like a girl I used to take out.:rolleyespink::what::happydance:
    He looks like a girl I used to take out.:rolleyespink::what::happydance:
    He looks like a girl I used to take out.:rolleyespink::what::happydance:
    He looks like a girl I used to take out.:rolleyespink::what::happydance:
    redstar, Sep 4, 2011
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    ARMANDII
    Sep 4, 2011
  20. Paladin

    News paper 'cash'

    Well done, and just to say you are the FIRST I have ever known to have actually got something The printers must have missed one of the envelopes Jack McH
    Well done, and just to say you are the FIRST I have ever known to have actually got something The printers must have missed one of the envelopes Jack McH
    Well done, and just to say you are the FIRST I have ever known to have actually got something The printers must have missed one of the envelopes Jack McH
    Well done, and just to say you are the FIRST I have ever known to have actually got something The printers must have missed one of the envelopes Jack McH
    Paladin, Sep 4, 2011
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    Jack McHammocklashing
    Sep 4, 2011
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