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  1. miraflores

    spirit based paint on wall

    You would not paint oil based paint on a wall, either inside or out Oil based paint though almost unavailable is for woodwork or metal Use emulsion or water based paint on inside walls Masonary...
    You would not paint oil based paint on a wall, either inside or out Oil based paint though almost unavailable is for woodwork or metal Use emulsion or water based paint on inside walls Masonary paint or limewash for outside walls IMHO Jack McH
    You would not paint oil based paint on a wall, either inside or out Oil based paint though almost unavailable is for woodwork or metal Use emulsion or water based paint on inside walls Masonary paint or limewash for outside walls IMHO Jack McH
    You would not paint oil based paint on a wall, either inside or out Oil based paint though almost unavailable is for woodwork or metal Use emulsion or water based paint on inside walls Masonary...
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  2. Kandy
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    My Waffle Wedded Wife

    Nice one, Kandy. :dbgrtmb: :heehee: :loll:
    Nice one, Kandy. :dbgrtmb: :heehee: :loll:
    Nice one, Kandy. :dbgrtmb: :heehee: :loll:
    Nice one, Kandy. :dbgrtmb: :heehee: :loll:
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  3. barnaby

    Mushroom time

    I also used to go mushroom picking with my parents whilst on holiday in Tuscany. They have lovely woods there, and the best find were BOLETUS EDULIS.
    I also used to go mushroom picking with my parents whilst on holiday in Tuscany. They have lovely woods there, and the best find were BOLETUS EDULIS.
    I also used to go mushroom picking with my parents whilst on holiday in Tuscany. They have lovely woods there, and the best find were BOLETUS EDULIS.
    I also used to go mushroom picking with my parents whilst on holiday in Tuscany. They have lovely woods there, and the best find were BOLETUS EDULIS.
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  4. Phil A
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    Timber Framed Buildings

    They look really nice those cabins.
    They look really nice those cabins.
    They look really nice those cabins.
    They look really nice those cabins.
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  5. Val..
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    They don't make 'em like this anymore!!!

    My wife was made in 1952 and still looks and works perfectly :D
    My wife was made in 1952 and still looks and works perfectly :D
    My wife was made in 1952 and still looks and works perfectly :D
    My wife was made in 1952 and still looks and works perfectly :D
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  6. Jack McHammocklashing

    Wall damage, What to do now ?

    Mentioned about the insurance,claim, Got home tonight and the wall has been taken down to 1 meter, and all rubble cleared Neighbour said that he now wants it topped off with coping, not just left...
    Mentioned about the insurance,claim, Got home tonight and the wall has been taken down to 1 meter, and all rubble cleared Neighbour said that he now wants it topped off with coping, not just left as it is So we have a start and by that addmitance in my opinion At LEAST it is tidy, and in the...
    Mentioned about the insurance,claim, Got home tonight and the wall has been taken down to 1 meter, and all rubble cleared Neighbour said that he now wants it topped off with coping, not just left as it is So we have a start and by that addmitance...
    Mentioned about the insurance,claim, Got home tonight and the wall has been taken down to 1 meter, and all rubble cleared Neighbour said that he now wants it topped off with coping, not just left...
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  7. miraflores

    Marine Landscape Sweater

    I have seen this Marine Landscape Sweater/jumper for £ 990 on ebay approximately one year ago and it is still there.... Aside from the fact that it is overpriced (probably the lady wants to...
    I have seen this Marine Landscape Sweater/jumper for £ 990 on ebay approximately one year ago and it is still there.... Aside from the fact that it is overpriced (probably the lady wants to prove the point that she has designed it and, like all designed items, it comes with a heavy price tag),...
    I have seen this Marine Landscape Sweater/jumper for £ 990 on ebay approximately one year ago and it is still there.... Aside from the fact that it is overpriced (probably the lady wants to prove the point that she has designed it and, like all...
    I have seen this Marine Landscape Sweater/jumper for £ 990 on ebay approximately one year ago and it is still there.... Aside from the fact that it is overpriced (probably the lady wants to...
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  8. oakdaledave

    Petrol to diesel

    Why not ask the mechanic to go the full hog and build a perpetual motion machine?Jokes aside, lets look at some of the considerations:A diesel engine is a 'compression ignition' engine. It...
    Why not ask the mechanic to go the full hog and build a perpetual motion machine?Jokes aside, lets look at some of the considerations:A diesel engine is a 'compression ignition' engine. It ignites the fuel/air mix by relying on the little law of physics that things heat up when they are...
    Why not ask the mechanic to go the full hog and build a perpetual motion machine?Jokes aside, lets look at some of the considerations:A diesel engine is a 'compression ignition' engine. It ignites the fuel/air mix by relying on the little...
    Why not ask the mechanic to go the full hog and build a perpetual motion machine?Jokes aside, lets look at some of the considerations:A diesel engine is a 'compression ignition' engine. It...
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  9. Val..

    Getting rid of the "sell by date"

    I put the following on another thread a short while ago. Can't be bothered to type it again :heehee:. 'Sell by', 'Use by', 'best before' etc are due for a revamp.It has been calculated that approx...
    I put the following on another thread a short while ago. Can't be bothered to type it again :heehee:. 'Sell by', 'Use by', 'best before' etc are due for a revamp.It has been calculated that approx six billion pounds worth of food per annum is thrown away mainly because of the public...
    I put the following on another thread a short while ago. Can't be bothered to type it again :heehee:. 'Sell by', 'Use by', 'best before' etc are due for a revamp.It has been calculated that approx six billion pounds worth of food per annum is thrown...
    I put the following on another thread a short while ago. Can't be bothered to type it again :heehee:. 'Sell by', 'Use by', 'best before' etc are due for a revamp.It has been calculated that approx...
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  10. miraflores

    for the lucky ladies

    I do like things tied up with buttons and bows, don't you?:heehee::heehee::D:yess::wub2::wub2:
    I do like things tied up with buttons and bows, don't you?:heehee::heehee::D:yess::wub2::wub2:
    I do like things tied up with buttons and bows, don't you?:heehee::heehee::D:yess::wub2::wub2:
    I do like things tied up with buttons and bows, don't you?:heehee::heehee::D:yess::wub2::wub2:
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  12. miraflores

    obese children taken into care

    Putting the kids up for adoption is extreme. In fact I'd say it is outrageous.How can you say to a kid, "you're mam is no longer your mam, we're going to choose you a new one".Foster care,...
    Putting the kids up for adoption is extreme. In fact I'd say it is outrageous.How can you say to a kid, "you're mam is no longer your mam, we're going to choose you a new one".Foster care, maybe. In fostering, nobody tries to pretend that the foster carers are the real parents, and the kids...
    Putting the kids up for adoption is extreme. In fact I'd say it is outrageous.How can you say to a kid, "you're mam is no longer your mam, we're going to choose you a new one".Foster care, maybe. In fostering, nobody tries to pretend that the...
    Putting the kids up for adoption is extreme. In fact I'd say it is outrageous.How can you say to a kid, "you're mam is no longer your mam, we're going to choose you a new one".Foster care,...
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  13. miraflores
    Like x 4

    Happy Birthday Ziggy

    Ziggy, Age 1?..........Does this mean your a 'New Age Man'. :heehee:
    Ziggy, Age 1?..........Does this mean your a 'New Age Man'. :heehee:
    Ziggy, Age 1?..........Does this mean your a 'New Age Man'. :heehee:
    Ziggy, Age 1?..........Does this mean your a 'New Age Man'. :heehee:
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  14. Phil A
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    Troll Convicted

    You're right of course. I guess the point I was trying to make, with a bit of humour thrown in (which may have been inappropriate given the subject), is that this chap was not found guilty of, for...
    You're right of course. I guess the point I was trying to make, with a bit of humour thrown in (which may have been inappropriate given the subject), is that this chap was not found guilty of, for example, deliberately being argumentative on a forum just to wind people up (someone internet users...
    You're right of course. I guess the point I was trying to make, with a bit of humour thrown in (which may have been inappropriate given the subject), is that this chap was not found guilty of, for example, deliberately being argumentative on a...
    You're right of course. I guess the point I was trying to make, with a bit of humour thrown in (which may have been inappropriate given the subject), is that this chap was not found guilty of, for...
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  15. Jack McHammocklashing
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    I have caught the bug

    There are some fabulous Heuchera varieties available now with beautiful striking shades and veining and they look amazing in winter hanging baskets! oh dear I think I might of talked myself in to...
    There are some fabulous Heuchera varieties available now with beautiful striking shades and veining and they look amazing in winter hanging baskets! oh dear I think I might of talked myself in to buying some:heehee:
    There are some fabulous Heuchera varieties available now with beautiful striking shades and veining and they look amazing in winter hanging baskets! oh dear I think I might of talked myself in to buying some:heehee:
    There are some fabulous Heuchera varieties available now with beautiful striking shades and veining and they look amazing in winter hanging baskets! oh dear I think I might of talked myself in to...
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  16. shiney

    It's Amazing What A Man Can Do Playing With His Harmonica

    Dim, pretty good :thumb: (I like your Alfred E Neuman :D) Re blues/chain gang songs: Harry Belafonte did a superb album called "Swing Dat Hammer" in 1960. It is very difficult to get hold of...
    Dim, pretty good :thumb: (I like your Alfred E Neuman :D) Re blues/chain gang songs: Harry Belafonte did a superb album called "Swing Dat Hammer" in 1960. It is very difficult to get hold of nowadays and, in the past, I've been offered £100 for my copy! (I bought it when it first came out and...
    Dim, pretty good :thumb: (I like your Alfred E Neuman :D) Re blues/chain gang songs: Harry Belafonte did a superb album called "Swing Dat Hammer" in 1960. It is very difficult to get hold of nowadays and, in the past, I've been offered £100 for...
    Dim, pretty good :thumb: (I like your Alfred E Neuman :D) Re blues/chain gang songs: Harry Belafonte did a superb album called "Swing Dat Hammer" in 1960. It is very difficult to get hold of...
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  17. miraflores

    don't employer check their accounts from time to time?

    Many years ago (I think it was 1983) a bank employee came up with a good scheme. He worked in the computer department of one of the major retail banks. In those days we were still using the...
    Many years ago (I think it was 1983) a bank employee came up with a good scheme. He worked in the computer department of one of the major retail banks. In those days we were still using the half pence and shops still had many items that ended in a half penny. When people paid by cheque...
    Many years ago (I think it was 1983) a bank employee came up with a good scheme. He worked in the computer department of one of the major retail banks. In those days we were still using the half pence and shops still had many items that...
    Many years ago (I think it was 1983) a bank employee came up with a good scheme. He worked in the computer department of one of the major retail banks. In those days we were still using the...
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  18. HarryS

    Drought warning despite wet summer

    I thought you have already boasted about having one of those :scratch:
    I thought you have already boasted about having one of those :scratch:
    I thought you have already boasted about having one of those :scratch:
    I thought you have already boasted about having one of those :scratch:
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  19. oakdaledave

    Mosaic on coffee table for patio

    A girl on here was making a table like this a few months ago, try searching for threads and I'm sure you'll find it for tips :thumbsup:
    A girl on here was making a table like this a few months ago, try searching for threads and I'm sure you'll find it for tips :thumbsup:
    A girl on here was making a table like this a few months ago, try searching for threads and I'm sure you'll find it for tips :thumbsup:
    A girl on here was making a table like this a few months ago, try searching for threads and I'm sure you'll find it for tips :thumbsup:
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  20. miraflores

    disinfectant substitute?

    I do use Listerine, Miraflores, and I like it. I stick to the "Freshburst" flavour as I find that it's the nicest for me. It definitely works and leaves your mouth feeling clean and fresh,...
    I do use Listerine, Miraflores, and I like it. I stick to the "Freshburst" flavour as I find that it's the nicest for me. It definitely works and leaves your mouth feeling clean and fresh, once you can feel you mouth again that is:heehee::heehee::loll::D
    I do use Listerine, Miraflores, and I like it. I stick to the "Freshburst" flavour as I find that it's the nicest for me. It definitely works and leaves your mouth feeling clean and fresh, once you can feel you mouth again that is:heehee::heehee::loll::D
    I do use Listerine, Miraflores, and I like it. I stick to the "Freshburst" flavour as I find that it's the nicest for me. It definitely works and leaves your mouth feeling clean and fresh,...
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