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  1. rob158

    The little faces?

    Thank you, :yess: :dbgrtmb:.
    Thank you, :yess: :dbgrtmb:.
    Thank you, :yess: :dbgrtmb:.
    Thank you, :yess: :dbgrtmb:.
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  2. WolfieKate

    Now what do I do?

    You need to decide whether you would like some extra income. If so, then lower paid jobs are mostly what are available for part time. We have many friends whose children are at school and they...
    You need to decide whether you would like some extra income. If so, then lower paid jobs are mostly what are available for part time. We have many friends whose children are at school and they are quite happy to work at the checkout in the supermarket. The pay is not good but neither is it...
    You need to decide whether you would like some extra income. If so, then lower paid jobs are mostly what are available for part time. We have many friends whose children are at school and they are quite happy to work at the checkout in the...
    You need to decide whether you would like some extra income. If so, then lower paid jobs are mostly what are available for part time. We have many friends whose children are at school and they...
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  3. Jack McHammocklashing

    What happened on GC 26/MAR/2011?

    Hi Marley, It is in a museum - at the Imperial War Museum Duxford :dbgrtmb: CONCORDE SST : 01 at Duxford : 1977 arrival IWM Duxford - Europe's premier aviation museum : BAC / Aerospatiale Concorde ...
    Hi Marley, It is in a museum - at the Imperial War Museum Duxford :dbgrtmb: CONCORDE SST : 01 at Duxford : 1977 arrival IWM Duxford - Europe's premier aviation museum : BAC / Aerospatiale Concorde [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqUnnWBeSAM[/url]
    Hi Marley, It is in a museum - at the Imperial War Museum Duxford :dbgrtmb: CONCORDE SST : 01 at Duxford : 1977 arrival IWM Duxford - Europe's premier aviation museum : BAC / Aerospatiale Concorde ...
    Hi Marley, It is in a museum - at the Imperial War Museum Duxford :dbgrtmb: CONCORDE SST : 01 at Duxford : 1977 arrival IWM Duxford - Europe's premier aviation museum : BAC / Aerospatiale Concorde ...
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  4. clueless1

    Horse power - metric vs imperial

    Like you say Peter nothing new under the sun , its just that nowadays they can tell you exactly why it has gone wrong - in 3D graphics - but it is still after the event.
    Like you say Peter nothing new under the sun , its just that nowadays they can tell you exactly why it has gone wrong - in 3D graphics - but it is still after the event.
    Like you say Peter nothing new under the sun , its just that nowadays they can tell you exactly why it has gone wrong - in 3D graphics - but it is still after the event.
    Like you say Peter nothing new under the sun , its just that nowadays they can tell you exactly why it has gone wrong - in 3D graphics - but it is still after the event.
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  5. jjordie

    Happy birthday daisees

    Happy Birthday Daisees.
    Happy Birthday Daisees.
    Happy Birthday Daisees.
    Happy Birthday Daisees.
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  6. shiney

    Bit of a Giggle

    Yes, he was the best ventriloquist I ever heard :dbgrtmb: but the worst one I've ever seen :loll:
    Yes, he was the best ventriloquist I ever heard :dbgrtmb: but the worst one I've ever seen :loll:
    Yes, he was the best ventriloquist I ever heard :dbgrtmb: but the worst one I've ever seen :loll:
    Yes, he was the best ventriloquist I ever heard :dbgrtmb: but the worst one I've ever seen :loll:
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  7. Val..

    How much should I tip the hairdresser?

    I was hairdresser and its a hard job sore feet sore back .But a smile and a face for every custumerBut as for tipping please tip the girl who washes your hair as they are poorly paid or...
    I was hairdresser and its a hard job sore feet sore back .But a smile and a face for every custumerBut as for tipping please tip the girl who washes your hair as they are poorly paid or was when I started many years ago.I only tip the girl who washes but give a christmas gift to my...
    I was hairdresser and its a hard job sore feet sore back .But a smile and a face for every custumerBut as for tipping please tip the girl who washes your hair as they are poorly paid or was when I started many years ago.I only tip...
    I was hairdresser and its a hard job sore feet sore back .But a smile and a face for every custumerBut as for tipping please tip the girl who washes your hair as they are poorly paid or...
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  8. Phil A
    Like x 7

    Being Human

    :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: Not to mention Slartibartfast. :mad: I thought I told you not to mention Slartibartfast!!!!! My brain hurts :(
    :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: Not to mention Slartibartfast. :mad: I thought I told you not to mention Slartibartfast!!!!! My brain hurts :(
    :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: Not to mention Slartibartfast. :mad: I thought I told you not to mention Slartibartfast!!!!! My brain hurts :(
    :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: Not to mention Slartibartfast. :mad: I thought I told you not to mention Slartibartfast!!!!! My brain hurts :(
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  9. miraflores

    why BIGGER and not SMALLER?

    Then the only solution is to get ourselves a couple of Italian pizza-men to build one...:loll:
    Then the only solution is to get ourselves a couple of Italian pizza-men to build one...:loll:
    Then the only solution is to get ourselves a couple of Italian pizza-men to build one...:loll:
    Then the only solution is to get ourselves a couple of Italian pizza-men to build one...:loll:
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  10. miraflores

    unusual table and chairs

    I'm glad you don't just associate me with fishy things:D but hold the thought anyway:coffee:
    I'm glad you don't just associate me with fishy things:D but hold the thought anyway:coffee:
    I'm glad you don't just associate me with fishy things:D but hold the thought anyway:coffee:
    I'm glad you don't just associate me with fishy things:D but hold the thought anyway:coffee:
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  11. Phil A
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    No Willow, not sugar.

    Could have been a lot worse (I've only just notice that the warnings are exactly the same despite the massive difference between these two):
    Could have been a lot worse (I've only just notice that the warnings are exactly the same despite the massive difference between these two):
    Could have been a lot worse (I've only just notice that the warnings are exactly the same despite the massive difference between these two):
    Could have been a lot worse (I've only just notice that the warnings are exactly the same despite the massive difference between these two):
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  12. shiney

    Fantastic Trapeze Act

    Clever stuff!!! Must be where Politicians get their ideas on how to make "policy" speeches and fill out their expense sheets.:D:heehee:
    Clever stuff!!! Must be where Politicians get their ideas on how to make "policy" speeches and fill out their expense sheets.:D:heehee:
    Clever stuff!!! Must be where Politicians get their ideas on how to make "policy" speeches and fill out their expense sheets.:D:heehee:
    Clever stuff!!! Must be where Politicians get their ideas on how to make "policy" speeches and fill out their expense sheets.:D:heehee:
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  13. ClaraLou

    Socks on the mantlepiece: should I be upset?

    My teenage son's bedroom is the same Clare, he can't see the point in spending valuable sleeping time in tidying up. Things get lost in his bedroom for years and his piles of clothes are now...
    My teenage son's bedroom is the same Clare, he can't see the point in spending valuable sleeping time in tidying up. Things get lost in his bedroom for years and his piles of clothes are now forming coal layers.
    My teenage son's bedroom is the same Clare, he can't see the point in spending valuable sleeping time in tidying up. Things get lost in his bedroom for years and his piles of clothes are now forming coal layers.
    My teenage son's bedroom is the same Clare, he can't see the point in spending valuable sleeping time in tidying up. Things get lost in his bedroom for years and his piles of clothes are now...
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  14. shiney
    Like x 3

    Another Triumph For Apple

    Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others :dbgrtmb:
    Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others :dbgrtmb:
    Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others :dbgrtmb:
    Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others :dbgrtmb:
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  16. Scrungee

    Wind farms paid not to produce electricity

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  17. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Jjordie

    Sorry I missed this but Happy Birthday Jjordie!!! Hope you are feeling better soon!!
    Sorry I missed this but Happy Birthday Jjordie!!! Hope you are feeling better soon!!
    Sorry I missed this but Happy Birthday Jjordie!!! Hope you are feeling better soon!!
    Sorry I missed this but Happy Birthday Jjordie!!! Hope you are feeling better soon!!
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  18. Phil A

    Manic Street Preachers....

    This is my favorite Manics song Your Love Alone Is Not Enough - YouTube
    This is my favorite Manics song Your Love Alone Is Not Enough - YouTube
    This is my favorite Manics song Your Love Alone Is Not Enough - YouTube
    This is my favorite Manics song Your Love Alone Is Not Enough - YouTube
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  19. HYDROGEN86

    oasis

    Here's my analysis of the band, Oasis (no offence Oasis fans):You know when you're down the shops, and you inevitably witness the spectacle of a kid around 3 years old, who saw something they...
    Here's my analysis of the band, Oasis (no offence Oasis fans):You know when you're down the shops, and you inevitably witness the spectacle of a kid around 3 years old, who saw something they wanted, but their mam wouldn't buy them it?Over the course of several minutes, the main ferocity of...
    Here's my analysis of the band, Oasis (no offence Oasis fans):You know when you're down the shops, and you inevitably witness the spectacle of a kid around 3 years old, who saw something they wanted, but their mam wouldn't buy them it?Over...
    Here's my analysis of the band, Oasis (no offence Oasis fans):You know when you're down the shops, and you inevitably witness the spectacle of a kid around 3 years old, who saw something they...
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  20. Louise D
    Like x 4

    Lovely Rescue Story

    Do you get any red ones there then ?
    Do you get any red ones there then ?
    Do you get any red ones there then ?
    Do you get any red ones there then ?
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