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  1. miraflores

    could this be true?

    I have not specifically tried itBut i have spent many a night not able to move my body due to complete exhaustion so have laid completely still with my eyes closed for that amount of time and...
    I have not specifically tried itBut i have spent many a night not able to move my body due to complete exhaustion so have laid completely still with my eyes closed for that amount of time and longer and not moved a muscleAnd that has never ever happened
    I have not specifically tried itBut i have spent many a night not able to move my body due to complete exhaustion so have laid completely still with my eyes closed for that amount of time and longer and not moved a muscleAnd that has never...
    I have not specifically tried itBut i have spent many a night not able to move my body due to complete exhaustion so have laid completely still with my eyes closed for that amount of time and...
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  2. Jiffy

    Would you pay extra for a pint of milk

    Sadly the way the product changes hands and the price it does so just suits the big businesses and the shareholders.Typical example of what happens when they put the Rat in charge of the cheese...
    Sadly the way the product changes hands and the price it does so just suits the big businesses and the shareholders.Typical example of what happens when they put the Rat in charge of the cheese larder..
    Sadly the way the product changes hands and the price it does so just suits the big businesses and the shareholders.Typical example of what happens when they put the Rat in charge of the cheese larder..
    Sadly the way the product changes hands and the price it does so just suits the big businesses and the shareholders.Typical example of what happens when they put the Rat in charge of the cheese...
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  3. Lolimac

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY NigelJ...

    Woo, is that Ziggy's place next door? :hate-shocked:
    Woo, is that Ziggy's place next door? :hate-shocked:
    Woo, is that Ziggy's place next door? :hate-shocked:
    Woo, is that Ziggy's place next door? :hate-shocked:
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  4. Autumn bliss

    Robbie Burns

    It's not that offal, robin, surely??:dunno::whistle::heehee:
    It's not that offal, robin, surely??:dunno::whistle::heehee:
    It's not that offal, robin, surely??:dunno::whistle::heehee:
    It's not that offal, robin, surely??:dunno::whistle::heehee:
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  5. wiseowl

    Bank Transfer or Pay Pal

    I have a habit of buying far to much kit and tools for my main interest which is cars and motorcycles. When I do this I sell them on the various forums and donate the money to MacMillan. Folk on...
    I have a habit of buying far to much kit and tools for my main interest which is cars and motorcycles. When I do this I sell them on the various forums and donate the money to MacMillan. Folk on the car forums often refer to them as "Charlies Angels" as I do it so often ..I am very proud to...
    I have a habit of buying far to much kit and tools for my main interest which is cars and motorcycles. When I do this I sell them on the various forums and donate the money to MacMillan. Folk on the car forums often refer to them as "Charlies...
    I have a habit of buying far to much kit and tools for my main interest which is cars and motorcycles. When I do this I sell them on the various forums and donate the money to MacMillan. Folk on...
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  6. Charlie996
    Agree x 4

    Interest rates and the over 65 age group ?

    Shiny I don't know it that well, but know Crego's I think. It was the other bit of my family that were stall holders for years. Was a fantastic place, great atmosphere and a lot of good humour. ...
    Shiny I don't know it that well, but know Crego's I think. It was the other bit of my family that were stall holders for years. Was a fantastic place, great atmosphere and a lot of good humour.GG
    Shiny I don't know it that well, but know Crego's I think. It was the other bit of my family that were stall holders for years. Was a fantastic place, great atmosphere and a lot of good humour.GG
    Shiny I don't know it that well, but know Crego's I think. It was the other bit of my family that were stall holders for years. Was a fantastic place, great atmosphere and a lot of good humour. ...
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  7. Phil A

    Ebola's here everybody

    That sure is good too hear:yay:
    That sure is good too hear:yay:
    That sure is good too hear:yay:
    That sure is good too hear:yay:
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  8. Phil A
    Informative x 4

    Looks like a Sea around the Mump

    You'll notice that they did mention in Who's living memory though!!:heehee:
    You'll notice that they did mention in Who's living memory though!!:heehee:
    You'll notice that they did mention in Who's living memory though!!:heehee:
    You'll notice that they did mention in Who's living memory though!!:heehee:
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  9. music

    Plain Packs !.

    My computer keeps telling me i'm gay, so i'm just popping out to get a lovely pack of Sobranie Cocktail :)
    My computer keeps telling me i'm gay, so i'm just popping out to get a lovely pack of Sobranie Cocktail :)
    My computer keeps telling me i'm gay, so i'm just popping out to get a lovely pack of Sobranie Cocktail :)
    My computer keeps telling me i'm gay, so i'm just popping out to get a lovely pack of Sobranie Cocktail :)
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  10. miraflores
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  11. miraflores

    nothing like

    Thats it !! :biggrin:
    Thats it !! :biggrin:
    Thats it !! :biggrin:
    Thats it !! :biggrin:
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  12. wiseowl

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MERLEWORLD

    Happy Birthday:hpybtd::hpybtd:
    Happy Birthday:hpybtd::hpybtd:
    Happy Birthday:hpybtd::hpybtd:
    Happy Birthday:hpybtd::hpybtd:
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  13. music

    I Don't Believe It !.

    :oops: Ooopsie: butter fingers :oops:
    :oops: Ooopsie: butter fingers :oops:
    :oops: Ooopsie: butter fingers :oops:
    :oops: Ooopsie: butter fingers :oops:
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  14. Phil A

    Have you got a fake?

    Made a couple for use in shopping trollies, didn't want to uneccesarily tie up £2 of my capital.
    Made a couple for use in shopping trollies, didn't want to uneccesarily tie up £2 of my capital.
    Made a couple for use in shopping trollies, didn't want to uneccesarily tie up £2 of my capital.
    Made a couple for use in shopping trollies, didn't want to uneccesarily tie up £2 of my capital.
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  15. "M"

    Text messages

    For my job I love the text message system. It is a way I can tell a staff person something to do, and follow-up with them if there is an issue to show them that it was texted to them on a certain...
    For my job I love the text message system. It is a way I can tell a staff person something to do, and follow-up with them if there is an issue to show them that it was texted to them on a certain date. And if the staff person tells me something, I have a back up to refresh my memory . ...
    For my job I love the text message system. It is a way I can tell a staff person something to do, and follow-up with them if there is an issue to show them that it was texted to them on a certain date. And if the staff person tells me...
    For my job I love the text message system. It is a way I can tell a staff person something to do, and follow-up with them if there is an issue to show them that it was texted to them on a certain...
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  16. liliana

    Anyone had a pacemaker?

    Peter has had his hospital visit... now confirmed he has to have a pacemaker fitted. So now just have to wait for the appointment.
    Peter has had his hospital visit... now confirmed he has to have a pacemaker fitted. So now just have to wait for the appointment.
    Peter has had his hospital visit... now confirmed he has to have a pacemaker fitted. So now just have to wait for the appointment.
    Peter has had his hospital visit... now confirmed he has to have a pacemaker fitted. So now just have to wait for the appointment.
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  17. "M"
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  18. miraflores

    for those of you that don't know me or forgot

    Maybe you can come along this year with her. :) :blue thumb:
    Maybe you can come along this year with her. :) :blue thumb:
    Maybe you can come along this year with her. :) :blue thumb:
    Maybe you can come along this year with her. :) :blue thumb:
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  19. Fern4

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROSIETUTU!

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROSIE !!!:hpybtd: :hpybtd:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROSIE !!!:hpybtd: :hpybtd:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROSIE !!!:hpybtd: :hpybtd:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROSIE !!!:hpybtd: :hpybtd:
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  20. "M"

    Snoring: 'fess up!

    So glad to hear it!!!!! :)
    So glad to hear it!!!!! :)
    So glad to hear it!!!!! :)
    So glad to hear it!!!!! :)
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