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  1. clueless1

    Pork joint in the freezer - is it ok?

    If one follow the same principle as for vaccines, best thing to do would be to eat a tiny quantity of it to build up a protection for the organism. PS you may not see the effects just yet if you...
    If one follow the same principle as for vaccines, best thing to do would be to eat a tiny quantity of it to build up a protection for the organism. PS you may not see the effects just yet if you eat it this morning.
    If one follow the same principle as for vaccines, best thing to do would be to eat a tiny quantity of it to build up a protection for the organism. PS you may not see the effects just yet if you eat it this morning.
    If one follow the same principle as for vaccines, best thing to do would be to eat a tiny quantity of it to build up a protection for the organism. PS you may not see the effects just yet if you...
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  2. Prudence Potts

    Hard winter ahead!

    Eeeeasy life :WINK1:
    Eeeeasy life :WINK1:
    Eeeeasy life :WINK1:
    Eeeeasy life :WINK1:
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  3. shiney

    Have You Made Your Will? Not a joke.

    My husband and I made our Wills during our honeymoon (now there's romantic for you) after which I took him to show him the view from Beachy Head only trouble was, the bu**er wouldn't go near the...
    My husband and I made our Wills during our honeymoon (now there's romantic for you) after which I took him to show him the view from Beachy Head only trouble was, the bu**er wouldn't go near the edge! Since then we've revised them, to take account of and make provision for the girls, but it...
    My husband and I made our Wills during our honeymoon (now there's romantic for you) after which I took him to show him the view from Beachy Head only trouble was, the bu**er wouldn't go near the edge! Since then we've revised them, to take...
    My husband and I made our Wills during our honeymoon (now there's romantic for you) after which I took him to show him the view from Beachy Head only trouble was, the bu**er wouldn't go near the...
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  4. clueless1

    Just had the fright of my life:)

    There have been incidents of livestock getting very ill and in some cases even dying, as a result of accidentally eating the wire frames after the lanterns landed in grazing land or were...
    There have been incidents of livestock getting very ill and in some cases even dying, as a result of accidentally eating the wire frames after the lanterns landed in grazing land or were accidentally baled up in the hay.
    There have been incidents of livestock getting very ill and in some cases even dying, as a result of accidentally eating the wire frames after the lanterns landed in grazing land or were accidentally baled up in the hay.
    There have been incidents of livestock getting very ill and in some cases even dying, as a result of accidentally eating the wire frames after the lanterns landed in grazing land or were...
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  5. clueless1

    Where's all the money? Is it even real?

    :heehee: You know what they say ... when you buy a house, you don't just pay for the bricks and mortar, you pay for the neighbours as well. Once I would have dismissed this as snobbish nonsense. Now I...
    :heehee: You know what they say ... when you buy a house, you don't just pay for the bricks and mortar, you pay for the neighbours as well. Once I would have dismissed this as snobbish nonsense. Now I can see that, unfortunately, it happens to be true.
    :heehee: You know what they say ... when you buy a house, you don't just pay for the bricks and mortar, you pay for the neighbours as well. Once I would have dismissed this as snobbish nonsense. Now I can see that, unfortunately, it happens to be true.
    :heehee: You know what they say ... when you buy a house, you don't just pay for the bricks and mortar, you pay for the neighbours as well. Once I would have dismissed this as snobbish nonsense. Now I...
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  6. gcc3663

    That Darn'd Cat

    I have the two cats, Sally and Jenny. Jenny is the one who will sit or walk on the keyboard or, the favourite trick, sit in front of the Monitor so that you get a stiff neck trying to peer...
    I have the two cats, Sally and Jenny. Jenny is the one who will sit or walk on the keyboard or, the favourite trick, sit in front of the Monitor so that you get a stiff neck trying to peer around her. :dunno::D Sally will sit by you unnoticed and then when you're engrossed in something on the...
    I have the two cats, Sally and Jenny. Jenny is the one who will sit or walk on the keyboard or, the favourite trick, sit in front of the Monitor so that you get a stiff neck trying to peer around her. :dunno::D Sally will sit by you unnoticed and...
    I have the two cats, Sally and Jenny. Jenny is the one who will sit or walk on the keyboard or, the favourite trick, sit in front of the Monitor so that you get a stiff neck trying to peer...
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  7. kyleleonard

    The Poddington Peas

    Oh thats right, Poppie was only watching it because the little ones had it on. Picked her up from Bristol a while back, she found a Tellytubbies tape in the car & played it right thru:D
    Oh thats right, Poppie was only watching it because the little ones had it on. Picked her up from Bristol a while back, she found a Tellytubbies tape in the car & played it right thru:D
    Oh thats right, Poppie was only watching it because the little ones had it on. Picked her up from Bristol a while back, she found a Tellytubbies tape in the car & played it right thru:D
    Oh thats right, Poppie was only watching it because the little ones had it on. Picked her up from Bristol a while back, she found a Tellytubbies tape in the car & played it right thru:D
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  8. Sheal

    Just to make you jealous!

    To be honest, I could care less about them. They are my husband's toys. And I've driven the Corvette we have and others (from old boyfriends). To me, I don't see what is so great about a...
    To be honest, I could care less about them. They are my husband's toys. And I've driven the Corvette we have and others (from old boyfriends). To me, I don't see what is so great about a Corvette. From the inside the view around you is impaired due to its form. You cannot drive it in the...
    To be honest, I could care less about them. They are my husband's toys. And I've driven the Corvette we have and others (from old boyfriends). To me, I don't see what is so great about a Corvette. From the inside the view around you is...
    To be honest, I could care less about them. They are my husband's toys. And I've driven the Corvette we have and others (from old boyfriends). To me, I don't see what is so great about a...
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  9. music

    There are doctors and there are doctors.

    PS that was not on the same day as the foot (:D)... So sorry to hear about your other foot, but if it was broken I think that you would be in such pain that you couldn't type.
    PS that was not on the same day as the foot (:D)... So sorry to hear about your other foot, but if it was broken I think that you would be in such pain that you couldn't type.
    PS that was not on the same day as the foot (:D)... So sorry to hear about your other foot, but if it was broken I think that you would be in such pain that you couldn't type.
    PS that was not on the same day as the foot (:D)... So sorry to hear about your other foot, but if it was broken I think that you would be in such pain that you couldn't type.
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  10. shiney
    Like x 13

    Warning - Drinking Dangers

    Hmmmm......don't know where I stand on this one. I drink water and absolutely nothing else but water. My family tell me I don't drink enough, but having read the above I think my body makes it's...
    Hmmmm......don't know where I stand on this one. I drink water and absolutely nothing else but water. My family tell me I don't drink enough, but having read the above I think my body makes it's own judgement. Being as I don't drink anything else, diuretics don't come into it, so I believe my...
    Hmmmm......don't know where I stand on this one. I drink water and absolutely nothing else but water. My family tell me I don't drink enough, but having read the above I think my body makes it's own judgement. Being as I don't drink anything...
    Hmmmm......don't know where I stand on this one. I drink water and absolutely nothing else but water. My family tell me I don't drink enough, but having read the above I think my body makes it's...
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  11. shiney
    Like x 5

    Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?

    Can Cold Water Clean Dishes? This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean. John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area...
    Can Cold Water Clean Dishes? This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean. John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan After spending a great evening chatting the night away, the next morning John's...
    Can Cold Water Clean Dishes? This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean. John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan After spending a great evening...
    Can Cold Water Clean Dishes? This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean. John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area...
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  12. Sheal

    Enough's enough!

    The mind boggles!!!!! :rolleyespink: :heehee: :loll:
    The mind boggles!!!!! :rolleyespink: :heehee: :loll:
    The mind boggles!!!!! :rolleyespink: :heehee: :loll:
    The mind boggles!!!!! :rolleyespink: :heehee: :loll:
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  13. catztail
    Like x 18

    just to say thanks

    He was lead by a Star.
    He was lead by a Star.
    He was lead by a Star.
    He was lead by a Star.
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  14. Sheal

    What is it!

    Jack, My brother said that, another reason for not going down a steep hill. I did suggest what we used to do as kids........scuff the toes out of our shoes! :heehee: My brothers in Worcestershire...
    Jack, My brother said that, another reason for not going down a steep hill. I did suggest what we used to do as kids........scuff the toes out of our shoes! :heehee: My brothers in Worcestershire Armandii, not much sea around there. :)
    Jack, My brother said that, another reason for not going down a steep hill. I did suggest what we used to do as kids........scuff the toes out of our shoes! :heehee: My brothers in Worcestershire Armandii, not much sea around there. :)
    Jack, My brother said that, another reason for not going down a steep hill. I did suggest what we used to do as kids........scuff the toes out of our shoes! :heehee: My brothers in Worcestershire...
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  15. music
    Like x 6

    What they throw away!!

    Blimey Zig, That hurt my brain reading that at this time of the day!!:scratch:
    Blimey Zig, That hurt my brain reading that at this time of the day!!:scratch:
    Blimey Zig, That hurt my brain reading that at this time of the day!!:scratch:
    Blimey Zig, That hurt my brain reading that at this time of the day!!:scratch:
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  16. Genie2312

    Message layout...

    Quite easy Genie it is in your settings.. Go to your CP. scroll down to Settings & Options... select Edit Options.. Thread display options & click on the drop down for Linear - oldest 1st. &...
    Quite easy Genie it is in your settings.. Go to your CP. scroll down to Settings & Options... select Edit Options.. Thread display options & click on the drop down for Linear - oldest 1st. & save.. Done..
    Quite easy Genie it is in your settings.. Go to your CP. scroll down to Settings & Options... select Edit Options.. Thread display options & click on the drop down for Linear - oldest 1st. & save.. Done..
    Quite easy Genie it is in your settings.. Go to your CP. scroll down to Settings & Options... select Edit Options.. Thread display options & click on the drop down for Linear - oldest 1st. &...
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  17. Val..

    Mother Love

    Lion cub saved by mum as he cries out pitifully for help caught on camera | Mail Online
    Lion cub saved by mum as he cries out pitifully for help caught on camera | Mail Online
    Lion cub saved by mum as he cries out pitifully for help caught on camera | Mail Online
    Lion cub saved by mum as he cries out pitifully for help caught on camera | Mail Online
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  18. miraflores

    looking for gold

    Mira; this article about gold panning is a bit out of date (2009), but gives you an idea of what can be found and where: Gold rush: How hundreds have turned to prospecting to beat the crunch |...
    Mira; this article about gold panning is a bit out of date (2009), but gives you an idea of what can be found and where: Gold rush: How hundreds have turned to prospecting to beat the crunch | Mail Online
    Mira; this article about gold panning is a bit out of date (2009), but gives you an idea of what can be found and where: Gold rush: How hundreds have turned to prospecting to beat the crunch | Mail Online
    Mira; this article about gold panning is a bit out of date (2009), but gives you an idea of what can be found and where: Gold rush: How hundreds have turned to prospecting to beat the crunch |...
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  19. Phil A

    Speed of Light exceeded !

    I am not aware of that Clueless. But its a mind boggling subject. What Einstein said was that nothing could exceed the speed of light in a vacuum in space. However it is generally accepted that...
    I am not aware of that Clueless. But its a mind boggling subject. What Einstein said was that nothing could exceed the speed of light in a vacuum in space. However it is generally accepted that just after the big bank there was something called "inflation" in which space itself expanded faster...
    I am not aware of that Clueless. But its a mind boggling subject. What Einstein said was that nothing could exceed the speed of light in a vacuum in space. However it is generally accepted that just after the big bank there was something called...
    I am not aware of that Clueless. But its a mind boggling subject. What Einstein said was that nothing could exceed the speed of light in a vacuum in space. However it is generally accepted that...
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  20. clueless1

    Should I let this wind me up?

    I don't think I'll be seen as 'weak and vulnerable'. If someone does get that impression they'll be in for an unfortunate surprise if they try anything drastic. The persona I try to create, is...
    I don't think I'll be seen as 'weak and vulnerable'. If someone does get that impression they'll be in for an unfortunate surprise if they try anything drastic. The persona I try to create, is more a 'can't be bothered with your petty childish games, go and bug someone else because I can't be...
    I don't think I'll be seen as 'weak and vulnerable'. If someone does get that impression they'll be in for an unfortunate surprise if they try anything drastic. The persona I try to create, is more a 'can't be bothered with your petty childish...
    I don't think I'll be seen as 'weak and vulnerable'. If someone does get that impression they'll be in for an unfortunate surprise if they try anything drastic. The persona I try to create, is...
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