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  1. miraflores

    brush strokes

    What a good idea using cling film in the tray first FidgetsMum. Should save me lots of time.For gloss paint on doors I use a small foam roller in a little tray with a sealable lid (like a...
    What a good idea using cling film in the tray first FidgetsMum. Should save me lots of time.For gloss paint on doors I use a small foam roller in a little tray with a sealable lid (like a Tupperware box). The lid keeps it all fresh for a few days allowing for two or three coats. I’ve found...
    What a good idea using cling film in the tray first FidgetsMum. Should save me lots of time.For gloss paint on doors I use a small foam roller in a little tray with a sealable lid (like a Tupperware box). The lid keeps it all fresh for a few...
    What a good idea using cling film in the tray first FidgetsMum. Should save me lots of time.For gloss paint on doors I use a small foam roller in a little tray with a sealable lid (like a...
    miraflores, Sep 26, 2011 ... 2
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    JWK
    Sep 28, 2011
  2. jjordie
    Like x 18

    Are you green?

    I take my old bag shopping, but the cashiers do not even acknowledge her, just Kerching £15.20 please Jack McH
    I take my old bag shopping, but the cashiers do not even acknowledge her, just Kerching £15.20 please Jack McH
    I take my old bag shopping, but the cashiers do not even acknowledge her, just Kerching £15.20 please Jack McH
    I take my old bag shopping, but the cashiers do not even acknowledge her, just Kerching £15.20 please Jack McH
    jjordie, Sep 27, 2011 ... 2
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    Jack McHammocklashing
    Sep 28, 2011
  3. Val..
    Like x 6

    Organising the Cats!!1

    Organise my cats............fat chance.:heehee::D:loll: Well, I mean they're female:runhills::runhills:
    Organise my cats............fat chance.:heehee::D:loll: Well, I mean they're female:runhills::runhills:
    Organise my cats............fat chance.:heehee::D:loll: Well, I mean they're female:runhills::runhills:
    Organise my cats............fat chance.:heehee::D:loll: Well, I mean they're female:runhills::runhills:
    Val.., Sep 29, 2011
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    ARMANDII
    Sep 29, 2011
  4. EddieJ

    Loosing the plot

    Thanks Ziggy, that's good to hear. :)
    Thanks Ziggy, that's good to hear. :)
    Thanks Ziggy, that's good to hear. :)
    Thanks Ziggy, that's good to hear. :)
    EddieJ, Sep 25, 2011 ... 2
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    Sheal
    Sep 29, 2011
  5. Val..
    Like x 9

    Public Notice!!

    Mums go to Iceland -Is that how the keep the prices down. Are we subsidising them with these now inflated Energy prices?
    Mums go to Iceland -Is that how the keep the prices down. Are we subsidising them with these now inflated Energy prices?
    Mums go to Iceland -Is that how the keep the prices down. Are we subsidising them with these now inflated Energy prices?
    Mums go to Iceland -Is that how the keep the prices down. Are we subsidising them with these now inflated Energy prices?
    Val.., Sep 29, 2011
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    gcc3663
    Sep 29, 2011
  6. Madahhlia

    Fresh Dates

    I'll try that.
    I'll try that.
    I'll try that.
    I'll try that.
    Madahhlia, Sep 29, 2011
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    Madahhlia
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  7. Val..

    WOW, this is why my seeds are growing!!!

    Except when you work in a greenhouse all day! :)
    Except when you work in a greenhouse all day! :)
    Except when you work in a greenhouse all day! :)
    Except when you work in a greenhouse all day! :)
    Val.., Sep 30, 2011
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    strongylodon
    Sep 30, 2011
  8. ARMANDII

    Gasland -usa

    Nice thought Ziggy.:)trouble is we all eat money every day.Most human life on the planet revolves around money, without it we dont eat.
    Nice thought Ziggy.:)trouble is we all eat money every day.Most human life on the planet revolves around money, without it we dont eat.
    Nice thought Ziggy.:)trouble is we all eat money every day.Most human life on the planet revolves around money, without it we dont eat.
    Nice thought Ziggy.:)trouble is we all eat money every day.Most human life on the planet revolves around money, without it we dont eat.
    ARMANDII, Sep 29, 2011
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    pete
    Sep 30, 2011
  9. ARMANDII

    Inside out

    In order to ensure the last of my tomatoes ripen, I spend an hour rubbing the 'coolglass' off my greenhouse, take all the leaves off the plants and ...... yesterday it reached 40C in there -...
    In order to ensure the last of my tomatoes ripen, I spend an hour rubbing the 'coolglass' off my greenhouse, take all the leaves off the plants and ...... yesterday it reached 40C in there - picking 'ready cooked' tomatoes is a new experience!
    In order to ensure the last of my tomatoes ripen, I spend an hour rubbing the 'coolglass' off my greenhouse, take all the leaves off the plants and ...... yesterday it reached 40C in there - picking 'ready cooked' tomatoes is a new experience!
    In order to ensure the last of my tomatoes ripen, I spend an hour rubbing the 'coolglass' off my greenhouse, take all the leaves off the plants and ...... yesterday it reached 40C in there -...
    ARMANDII, Sep 30, 2011
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    Fidgetsmum
    Oct 1, 2011
  10. alex-adam

    Payment Protection Insurance - Telephone Scam Warning

    Had a brilliant one the other day about my pc after I had finished winding him up I put steve on the line and he accused him of doing rude things to me his mother!! I think he was just a tad...
    Had a brilliant one the other day about my pc after I had finished winding him up I put steve on the line and he accused him of doing rude things to me his mother!! I think he was just a tad wound up! Then I told him the police were tracing this call could he hang on a bit longer.
    Had a brilliant one the other day about my pc after I had finished winding him up I put steve on the line and he accused him of doing rude things to me his mother!! I think he was just a tad wound up! Then I told him the police were tracing...
    Had a brilliant one the other day about my pc after I had finished winding him up I put steve on the line and he accused him of doing rude things to me his mother!! I think he was just a tad...
    alex-adam, Sep 30, 2011 ... 2
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    moyra
    Oct 1, 2011
  11. Sheal
    Like x 10

    Membership Barrier!

    :D Why thank you watergarden, but as others have said I am not the owner, just been here for a long time... :D
    :D Why thank you watergarden, but as others have said I am not the owner, just been here for a long time... :D
    :D Why thank you watergarden, but as others have said I am not the owner, just been here for a long time... :D
    :D Why thank you watergarden, but as others have said I am not the owner, just been here for a long time... :D
    Sheal, Sep 28, 2011 ... 2
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    Marley Farley
    Oct 1, 2011
  12. Phil A
    Like x 7

    Blocking High

    Mine are enjoying it too.
    Mine are enjoying it too.
    Mine are enjoying it too.
    Mine are enjoying it too.
    Phil A, Sep 26, 2011 ... 2
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    Phil A
    Oct 1, 2011
  13. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Lollyb's

    Phil A, Oct 1, 2011
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    Penny in Ontario
    Oct 2, 2011
  14. Val..

    Strictly Come Dancing

    I totally agree with you, TV these days is C R A P!!! but I like to sit down in the evening for at least an hour & half to watch telly and wind down before going to bed and let's face it there...
    I totally agree with you, TV these days is C R A P!!! but I like to sit down in the evening for at least an hour & half to watch telly and wind down before going to bed and let's face it there isn't much to choose from!!!!:DOH:Val
    I totally agree with you, TV these days is C R A P!!! but I like to sit down in the evening for at least an hour & half to watch telly and wind down before going to bed and let's face it there isn't much to choose from!!!!:DOH:Val
    I totally agree with you, TV these days is C R A P!!! but I like to sit down in the evening for at least an hour & half to watch telly and wind down before going to bed and let's face it there...
    Val.., Oct 2, 2011
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    Val..
    Oct 2, 2011
  15. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Flinty

    Happy Birthday!!!!:happydance:Val
    Happy Birthday!!!!:happydance:Val
    Happy Birthday!!!!:happydance:Val
    Happy Birthday!!!!:happydance:Val
    Phil A, Oct 1, 2011
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    Val..
    Oct 2, 2011
  16. Sheal

    ............of your dreams!

    Hmm. Aged about 11 it was Han Solo all the way... or Starbuck from the old TV Battlestar galactica. but as time has progressed my crushes have got younger and I have got older! :heehee: At this rate by...
    Hmm. Aged about 11 it was Han Solo all the way... or Starbuck from the old TV Battlestar galactica. but as time has progressed my crushes have got younger and I have got older! :heehee: At this rate by the time I am 60 they'll be about ten. :dbgrtmb:Current crush (Mr Wolfie aside of course, he is handsome in...
    Hmm. Aged about 11 it was Han Solo all the way... or Starbuck from the old TV Battlestar galactica. but as time has progressed my crushes have got younger and I have got older! :heehee: At this rate by the time I am 60 they'll be about ten. :dbgrtmb:Current...
    Hmm. Aged about 11 it was Han Solo all the way... or Starbuck from the old TV Battlestar galactica. but as time has progressed my crushes have got younger and I have got older! :heehee: At this rate by...
    Sheal, Sep 28, 2011 ... 2 3
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    WolfieKate
    Oct 3, 2011
  17. Phil A

    Happy Birthday paladin

    :cry3:Sorry I missed the date and hope it was a good one
    :cry3:Sorry I missed the date and hope it was a good one
    :cry3:Sorry I missed the date and hope it was a good one
    :cry3:Sorry I missed the date and hope it was a good one
    Phil A, Sep 30, 2011 ... 2
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    jjordie
    Oct 4, 2011
  18. miraflores

    the importance of the eyelid

    Ooooooo that made my eyes water!!!!
    Ooooooo that made my eyes water!!!!
    Ooooooo that made my eyes water!!!!
    Ooooooo that made my eyes water!!!!
    miraflores, Oct 4, 2011
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    catztail
    Oct 4, 2011
  19. HarryS

    The Official End

    Nope....sorry :D
    Nope....sorry :D
    Nope....sorry :D
    Nope....sorry :D
    HarryS, Oct 2, 2011
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    Bilbo675
    Oct 4, 2011
  20. miraflores

    Cows milk

    I get a pint of Jersey full cream gold top, which I drink each day (you know the one where the cream seperates to the top, like milk used to be) Then ordinary full cream milk for cereals tea and...
    I get a pint of Jersey full cream gold top, which I drink each day (you know the one where the cream seperates to the top, like milk used to be) Then ordinary full cream milk for cereals tea and coffee You could of course buy some lime wash add half a gallon of water and call it purple top...
    I get a pint of Jersey full cream gold top, which I drink each day (you know the one where the cream seperates to the top, like milk used to be) Then ordinary full cream milk for cereals tea and coffee You could of course buy some lime wash add...
    I get a pint of Jersey full cream gold top, which I drink each day (you know the one where the cream seperates to the top, like milk used to be) Then ordinary full cream milk for cereals tea and...
    miraflores, Oct 3, 2011 ... 2
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    Jack McHammocklashing
    Oct 4, 2011
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