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  1. GREENWIZARD

    well..........

    of course, you can pick from orange, date & walnut, victoria sandwich, there is a nice fruit cake one plain and the other has marzipan and icing, I tend to just have this one normally for special...
    of course, you can pick from orange, date & walnut, victoria sandwich, there is a nice fruit cake one plain and the other has marzipan and icing, I tend to just have this one normally for special occasions but must admit i do enjoy this one any time, myself as i just love marzipan. :D :D
    of course, you can pick from orange, date & walnut, victoria sandwich, there is a nice fruit cake one plain and the other has marzipan and icing, I tend to just have this one normally for special occasions but must admit i do enjoy this one any...
    of course, you can pick from orange, date & walnut, victoria sandwich, there is a nice fruit cake one plain and the other has marzipan and icing, I tend to just have this one normally for special...
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  2. PCMedic

    what sort of car do you drive!

    Out of Thread- MD have you got a date yet for your op.?I am driving a tiny Nissan Micra these days- as you say about the Corsa not much glamour but also very nippy. it's about the size of a...
    Out of Thread- MD have you got a date yet for your op.?I am driving a tiny Nissan Micra these days- as you say about the Corsa not much glamour but also very nippy. it's about the size of a Ford Ka, with a 1.6 engine.
    Out of Thread- MD have you got a date yet for your op.?I am driving a tiny Nissan Micra these days- as you say about the Corsa not much glamour but also very nippy. it's about the size of a Ford Ka, with a 1.6 engine.
    Out of Thread- MD have you got a date yet for your op.?I am driving a tiny Nissan Micra these days- as you say about the Corsa not much glamour but also very nippy. it's about the size of a...
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  3. Whiley

    Handmade cards made by homeless chap

    your welcome whiley, looking forward to hearing his feelings about it, would love to be a fly on the wall and watch his face light up with joy. it would be just something to see, try gey a pic of...
    your welcome whiley, looking forward to hearing his feelings about it, would love to be a fly on the wall and watch his face light up with joy. it would be just something to see, try gey a pic of him tell him he is going to be famous on gc.
    your welcome whiley, looking forward to hearing his feelings about it, would love to be a fly on the wall and watch his face light up with joy. it would be just something to see, try gey a pic of him tell him he is going to be famous on gc.
    your welcome whiley, looking forward to hearing his feelings about it, would love to be a fly on the wall and watch his face light up with joy. it would be just something to see, try gey a pic of...
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  4. Daisies

    nearly 2,500

    Great - fantastic - excellent - Hurrah!!
    Great - fantastic - excellent - Hurrah!!
    Great - fantastic - excellent - Hurrah!!
    Great - fantastic - excellent - Hurrah!!
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  5. Victoria

    Mould on Rubber

    Not at all LOL.I do let my friends give me hugs and kisses,but it took a long time before I would let them. Being nearly the youngest of a big family{10}my parents weren't the huggy kissy...
    Not at all LOL.I do let my friends give me hugs and kisses,but it took a long time before I would let them. Being nearly the youngest of a big family{10}my parents weren't the huggy kissy type.Glad I could be of help,after all that is what friends are forKandy
    Not at all LOL.I do let my friends give me hugs and kisses,but it took a long time before I would let them. Being nearly the youngest of a big family{10}my parents weren't the huggy kissy type.Glad I could be of help,after all that is what...
    Not at all LOL.I do let my friends give me hugs and kisses,but it took a long time before I would let them. Being nearly the youngest of a big family{10}my parents weren't the huggy kissy...
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  6. jazz

    HAPPY BIRTDAY ROSA 22nd August

    kandyfloss, got your e-card thank you very much and i did send a reply one back did you not recieve it 123 greetings said it was sent to you, then i had problems with this pc.having a computer...
    kandyfloss, got your e-card thank you very much and i did send a reply one back did you not recieve it 123 greetings said it was sent to you, then i had problems with this pc.having a computer expert down on tuesday to sort this out once and for all, he reckons the settings are wrong and he is...
    kandyfloss, got your e-card thank you very much and i did send a reply one back did you not recieve it 123 greetings said it was sent to you, then i had problems with this pc.having a computer expert down on tuesday to sort this out once and for...
    kandyfloss, got your e-card thank you very much and i did send a reply one back did you not recieve it 123 greetings said it was sent to you, then i had problems with this pc.having a computer...
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  7. FANCY

    ROSA wed. anniversary

    thanks for all of your good wishes, the celebrating will be starting tommorow when hubby is back from off-shore and friends driving down from essex in the morning for the bank holiday weekend.
    thanks for all of your good wishes, the celebrating will be starting tommorow when hubby is back from off-shore and friends driving down from essex in the morning for the bank holiday weekend.
    thanks for all of your good wishes, the celebrating will be starting tommorow when hubby is back from off-shore and friends driving down from essex in the morning for the bank holiday weekend.
    thanks for all of your good wishes, the celebrating will be starting tommorow when hubby is back from off-shore and friends driving down from essex in the morning for the bank holiday weekend.
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  8. macleaf

    Were are they?

    Hi all, from my point of veiw Im still trying to find my way around this site,and some of the posts I would answer seem to be from a while ago so I havnt done anything about it. But Im still...
    Hi all, from my point of veiw Im still trying to find my way around this site,and some of the posts I would answer seem to be from a while ago so I havnt done anything about it. But Im still looking at them. Im not able to give much gardening advice as Im no expert. But I get some good advice...
    Hi all, from my point of veiw Im still trying to find my way around this site,and some of the posts I would answer seem to be from a while ago so I havnt done anything about it. But Im still looking at them. Im not able to give much gardening...
    Hi all, from my point of veiw Im still trying to find my way around this site,and some of the posts I would answer seem to be from a while ago so I havnt done anything about it. But Im still...
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  9. rosa

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY Gogs 23rd august

    Pleased you had a good day. Have one on me or two or more -------------- shiney
    Pleased you had a good day. Have one on me or two or more -------------- shiney
    Pleased you had a good day. Have one on me or two or more -------------- shiney
    Pleased you had a good day. Have one on me or two or more -------------- shiney
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  10. Scotkat

    Going on holiday

    Enjoy your holiday - I suppose I should say, I hope you enjoyed your holiday as I am a bit late in posting. ------------------- shiney
    Enjoy your holiday - I suppose I should say, I hope you enjoyed your holiday as I am a bit late in posting. ------------------- shiney
    Enjoy your holiday - I suppose I should say, I hope you enjoyed your holiday as I am a bit late in posting. ------------------- shiney
    Enjoy your holiday - I suppose I should say, I hope you enjoyed your holiday as I am a bit late in posting. ------------------- shiney
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  11. Liz

    Hopeful news for a change

    kandyfloss I JUST WATCHED A TEAR JERKER MOVIE AND I AM STILL TEARFULL BUT NOW I'VE READ YOUR WISE WORDS I AM CRYING. YES WE MUST TRY AND PUT IN OUR 2 PENNY'S WORTH TO SAVE OUR DYING PLANET. :D
    kandyfloss I JUST WATCHED A TEAR JERKER MOVIE AND I AM STILL TEARFULL BUT NOW I'VE READ YOUR WISE WORDS I AM CRYING. YES WE MUST TRY AND PUT IN OUR 2 PENNY'S WORTH TO SAVE OUR DYING PLANET. :D
    kandyfloss I JUST WATCHED A TEAR JERKER MOVIE AND I AM STILL TEARFULL BUT NOW I'VE READ YOUR WISE WORDS I AM CRYING. YES WE MUST TRY AND PUT IN OUR 2 PENNY'S WORTH TO SAVE OUR DYING PLANET. :D
    kandyfloss I JUST WATCHED A TEAR JERKER MOVIE AND I AM STILL TEARFULL BUT NOW I'VE READ YOUR WISE WORDS I AM CRYING. YES WE MUST TRY AND PUT IN OUR 2 PENNY'S WORTH TO SAVE OUR DYING PLANET. :D
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  12. Poppy33

    Thankyou from Poppy33

    hi poppy 33 we understand, i have been there myself lost my mum and dad 11 and 12 years ago so i know first hand what you are feeling. thinking of you with love
    hi poppy 33 we understand, i have been there myself lost my mum and dad 11 and 12 years ago so i know first hand what you are feeling. thinking of you with love
    hi poppy 33 we understand, i have been there myself lost my mum and dad 11 and 12 years ago so i know first hand what you are feeling. thinking of you with love
    hi poppy 33 we understand, i have been there myself lost my mum and dad 11 and 12 years ago so i know first hand what you are feeling. thinking of you with love
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  13. Webmaster

    Phishing .... NOT FISHING , ......... PLEASE READ

    i recently made an effort to learn a bit more about my computer after constantly having to delete messages,and i mean hundreds.most folks will probably all ready know this(but as i`m not the...
    i recently made an effort to learn a bit more about my computer after constantly having to delete messages,and i mean hundreds.most folks will probably all ready know this(but as i`m not the sharpest knife in the draw it took me 2 years) but if you look to the left on your email page you`ll...
    i recently made an effort to learn a bit more about my computer after constantly having to delete messages,and i mean hundreds.most folks will probably all ready know this(but as i`m not the sharpest knife in the draw it took me 2 years) but if...
    i recently made an effort to learn a bit more about my computer after constantly having to delete messages,and i mean hundreds.most folks will probably all ready know this(but as i`m not the...
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  14. Beefy

    The Lammas Fair in Ballycastle

    My photos dont really do it justice .Will take some more of the beach and surrounding area and post them shortly.Windy don't really go that far any more .I just do a run at the weekends to keep in...
    My photos dont really do it justice .Will take some more of the beach and surrounding area and post them shortly.Windy don't really go that far any more .I just do a run at the weekends to keep in touch with a lot of my mates,use it as a time to myself where all I have to do is concentrate on...
    My photos dont really do it justice .Will take some more of the beach and surrounding area and post them shortly.Windy don't really go that far any more .I just do a run at the weekends to keep in touch with a lot of my mates,use it as a time to...
    My photos dont really do it justice .Will take some more of the beach and surrounding area and post them shortly.Windy don't really go that far any more .I just do a run at the weekends to keep in...
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  15. Banana Man

    BT Bananaman

    yum yum :D :D :D :D
    yum yum :D :D :D :D
    yum yum :D :D :D :D
    yum yum :D :D :D :D
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  16. marge

    Hotel in Cornwall Recommendation

    Thanks WM - we're hoping to go the end of Sept and no, we wont want mad hen/stag parties to in with ;) :D
    Thanks WM - we're hoping to go the end of Sept and no, we wont want mad hen/stag parties to in with ;) :D
    Thanks WM - we're hoping to go the end of Sept and no, we wont want mad hen/stag parties to in with ;) :D
    Thanks WM - we're hoping to go the end of Sept and no, we wont want mad hen/stag parties to in with ;) :D
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  17. badsal72

    rosa will know all about this..

    Thanks Rosa, thankfully no one was hurt (shaken not stirred). If it goes to court, then I will have to take time off work. Thanks for the information.
    Thanks Rosa, thankfully no one was hurt (shaken not stirred). If it goes to court, then I will have to take time off work. Thanks for the information.
    Thanks Rosa, thankfully no one was hurt (shaken not stirred). If it goes to court, then I will have to take time off work. Thanks for the information.
    Thanks Rosa, thankfully no one was hurt (shaken not stirred). If it goes to court, then I will have to take time off work. Thanks for the information.
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  18. Daisies

    make money out of your empty printer cartridges

    I always use 'Cartridge World', you px your cartridges for refilled ones.Saves the disposal of cartridges into a landfill.http://www.cartridgeworld.co.uk/
    I always use 'Cartridge World', you px your cartridges for refilled ones.Saves the disposal of cartridges into a landfill.http://www.cartridgeworld.co.uk/
    I always use 'Cartridge World', you px your cartridges for refilled ones.Saves the disposal of cartridges into a landfill.http://www.cartridgeworld.co.uk/
    I always use 'Cartridge World', you px your cartridges for refilled ones.Saves the disposal of cartridges into a landfill.http://www.cartridgeworld.co.uk/
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  19. Daisies

    Judge's words of wisdom

    A good one, MMD. I don't see how they had time to argue ... having consumed such a volume of alcohol you think they'd either be in the loo or passed out!
    A good one, MMD. I don't see how they had time to argue ... having consumed such a volume of alcohol you think they'd either be in the loo or passed out!
    A good one, MMD. I don't see how they had time to argue ... having consumed such a volume of alcohol you think they'd either be in the loo or passed out!
    A good one, MMD. I don't see how they had time to argue ... having consumed such a volume of alcohol you think they'd either be in the loo or passed out!
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  20. Victoria

    Remember slides v photos

    i have a projector old cinne and screen that used to be my grandmas when i was about 9 year old, got all the films in a box of me horse riding etc and all her sisters and family, keep meaning to...
    i have a projector old cinne and screen that used to be my grandmas when i was about 9 year old, got all the films in a box of me horse riding etc and all her sisters and family, keep meaning to take them to a photographer in newcastle to get them put on cd dont know how much they will cost as...
    i have a projector old cinne and screen that used to be my grandmas when i was about 9 year old, got all the films in a box of me horse riding etc and all her sisters and family, keep meaning to take them to a photographer in newcastle to get...
    i have a projector old cinne and screen that used to be my grandmas when i was about 9 year old, got all the films in a box of me horse riding etc and all her sisters and family, keep meaning to...
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