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  1. Perki

    Pergola build Green oak

    Beautiful job done, Perki. Just a word to the wise re. the Wisteria...The row of arches that I have the W.f. Multijuga growing on was perfectly aligned and level. It isn't now! The trunk is big...
    Beautiful job done, Perki. Just a word to the wise re. the Wisteria...The row of arches that I have the W.f. Multijuga growing on was perfectly aligned and level. It isn't now! The trunk is big and heavy and the main branches seem to 'pull' their supports as they twine. If you are able to plant...
    Beautiful job done, Perki. Just a word to the wise re. the Wisteria...The row of arches that I have the W.f. Multijuga growing on was perfectly aligned and level. It isn't now! The trunk is big and heavy and the main branches seem to 'pull' their...
    Beautiful job done, Perki. Just a word to the wise re. the Wisteria...The row of arches that I have the W.f. Multijuga growing on was perfectly aligned and level. It isn't now! The trunk is big...
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  2. Perki

    Happy Birthday Noisette

    Thanks Selleri et chapeau for the French :-) If only! Lol
    Thanks Selleri et chapeau for the French :-) If only! Lol
    Thanks Selleri et chapeau for the French :-) If only! Lol
    Thanks Selleri et chapeau for the French :-) If only! Lol
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  3. Purple Streaks

    Would you breed dogs ?

    Too many dogs are getting bred for their appearance and looks, not enough attention to the health of the resulting puppies, bull dogs being a prime example, but lots of others I'm sure with hip...
    Too many dogs are getting bred for their appearance and looks, not enough attention to the health of the resulting puppies, bull dogs being a prime example, but lots of others I'm sure with hip problems and all kinds of stuff wrong, skin problems all down to interbreeding.
    Too many dogs are getting bred for their appearance and looks, not enough attention to the health of the resulting puppies, bull dogs being a prime example, but lots of others I'm sure with hip problems and all kinds of stuff wrong, skin problems...
    Too many dogs are getting bred for their appearance and looks, not enough attention to the health of the resulting puppies, bull dogs being a prime example, but lots of others I'm sure with hip...
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  4. Victoria
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    Reasons to be Cheerful ...

    A very welcome email from EDF Energy today. As from 13 October they will be reducing my monthly payment from £250 per month to £131 per month so I have obviously been saving towards the Winter...
    A very welcome email from EDF Energy today. As from 13 October they will be reducing my monthly payment from £250 per month to £131 per month so I have obviously been saving towards the Winter price increase. A goodly chunk of £££s back in my pocket, :hapfeet::hapfeet::hapfeet: Jenny namaste
    A very welcome email from EDF Energy today. As from 13 October they will be reducing my monthly payment from £250 per month to £131 per month so I have obviously been saving towards the Winter price increase. A goodly chunk of £££s back in my...
    A very welcome email from EDF Energy today. As from 13 October they will be reducing my monthly payment from £250 per month to £131 per month so I have obviously been saving towards the Winter...
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  5. Upsydaisy

    Happy birthday Redstar!

    Belated birthday greeting from me! :) It looks like you had a great meal at a fantastic place! :)
    Belated birthday greeting from me! :) It looks like you had a great meal at a fantastic place! :)
    Belated birthday greeting from me! :) It looks like you had a great meal at a fantastic place! :)
    Belated birthday greeting from me! :) It looks like you had a great meal at a fantastic place! :)
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  6. Gizmo

    strange noise ?

    The crack could be anything. There is a noise like an aerosol paint can being shaken at around 45 sec. Are the noises coming from inside the property or outside? If inside which room?
    The crack could be anything. There is a noise like an aerosol paint can being shaken at around 45 sec. Are the noises coming from inside the property or outside? If inside which room?
    The crack could be anything. There is a noise like an aerosol paint can being shaken at around 45 sec. Are the noises coming from inside the property or outside? If inside which room?
    The crack could be anything. There is a noise like an aerosol paint can being shaken at around 45 sec. Are the noises coming from inside the property or outside? If inside which room?
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  7. Michael Hewett

    uPVC paint

    I have used this undercoat /primer on my front door several times ,I used to paint it same colour as my car as I changed it (talking point) Any paint will adhere to it with minimal preparation....
    I have used this undercoat /primer on my front door several times ,I used to paint it same colour as my car as I changed it (talking point) Any paint will adhere to it with minimal preparation.[ATTAC
    I have used this undercoat /primer on my front door several times ,I used to paint it same colour as my car as I changed it (talking point) Any paint will adhere to it with minimal preparation.[ATTAC
    I have used this undercoat /primer on my front door several times ,I used to paint it same colour as my car as I changed it (talking point) Any paint will adhere to it with minimal preparation....
    03736706-94B7-49C1-9D48-17055BC9FD22.jpeg CFCC56CD-21DF-4D1C-8A0E-79E6067D0732.jpeg 35B33AF8-CD28-4754-89D7-C7CD359CB3E7.jpeg
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  8. pete

    Virgin E mail

    BT stays on all the time if I don't log out and so does Outlook, where I prefer to use my BT accounts.
    BT stays on all the time if I don't log out and so does Outlook, where I prefer to use my BT accounts.
    BT stays on all the time if I don't log out and so does Outlook, where I prefer to use my BT accounts.
    BT stays on all the time if I don't log out and so does Outlook, where I prefer to use my BT accounts.
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  9. Jocko

    This is seriously worrying.

    If he can get motorists on his side then the people might not notice news of his plans to raid upto 10% of our pension savings.
    If he can get motorists on his side then the people might not notice news of his plans to raid upto 10% of our pension savings.
    If he can get motorists on his side then the people might not notice news of his plans to raid upto 10% of our pension savings.
    If he can get motorists on his side then the people might not notice news of his plans to raid upto 10% of our pension savings.
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  10. wiseowl
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    Whats your Weather Like July 2023

    New Thread Here:-What's your Weather Like August 2023
    New Thread Here:-What's your Weather Like August 2023
    New Thread Here:-What's your Weather Like August 2023
    New Thread Here:-What's your Weather Like August 2023
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  11. wiseowl

    Woos Fight against the Vineyards

    Its strange as the last bit talks about Chapledown and Canterbury. It was only earlier in the week that they reported on the news that one had been given the go ahead. I still think you need to...
    Its strange as the last bit talks about Chapledown and Canterbury. It was only earlier in the week that they reported on the news that one had been given the go ahead. I still think you need to keep an eye on it, these things go backwards and forwards for years, the ones with the money usually...
    Its strange as the last bit talks about Chapledown and Canterbury. It was only earlier in the week that they reported on the news that one had been given the go ahead. I still think you need to keep an eye on it, these things go backwards and...
    Its strange as the last bit talks about Chapledown and Canterbury. It was only earlier in the week that they reported on the news that one had been given the go ahead. I still think you need to...
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  12. roders
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    Sandringham flower show

    I thought they looked young, but they are doing well. One appears to be almost doing the splits:yikes:
    I thought they looked young, but they are doing well. One appears to be almost doing the splits:yikes:
    I thought they looked young, but they are doing well. One appears to be almost doing the splits:yikes:
    I thought they looked young, but they are doing well. One appears to be almost doing the splits:yikes:
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  13. ARMANDII
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    After Brexit - am I stupid or what?

    When I worked on the Brent oilfield in the early 1980's we were on the drilling deck wearing light overalls with the sleeves rolled up, above us was a high level flare. Walking off the deck it was...
    When I worked on the Brent oilfield in the early 1980's we were on the drilling deck wearing light overalls with the sleeves rolled up, above us was a high level flare. Walking off the deck it was snowing a blizzard with temperatures well below freezing. If you looked out to sea in every...
    When I worked on the Brent oilfield in the early 1980's we were on the drilling deck wearing light overalls with the sleeves rolled up, above us was a high level flare. Walking off the deck it was snowing a blizzard with temperatures well below...
    When I worked on the Brent oilfield in the early 1980's we were on the drilling deck wearing light overalls with the sleeves rolled up, above us was a high level flare. Walking off the deck it was...
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  14. Purple Streaks

    Grandkids and divorce

    Childline Childline | Childline is indeed a good organisation. "Counselling" is often a bit of a big word but they are the experts on pointing the kids into right directions and suggesting good...
    Childline Childline | Childline is indeed a good organisation. "Counselling" is often a bit of a big word but they are the experts on pointing the kids into right directions and suggesting good sites to visit. All kids anyways will talk about their situation online, if Childline can recommend...
    Childline Childline | Childline is indeed a good organisation. "Counselling" is often a bit of a big word but they are the experts on pointing the kids into right directions and suggesting good sites to visit. All kids anyways will talk about...
    Childline Childline | Childline is indeed a good organisation. "Counselling" is often a bit of a big word but they are the experts on pointing the kids into right directions and suggesting good...
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  15. Drahcir

    A soft cylinder of... ???

    A small cylindrical wheat bag. something like this that can be cut in half and stitched. Or you can make them yourself. They can also be put in the microwave or freezer if you want them hot or...
    A small cylindrical wheat bag. something like this that can be cut in half and stitched. Or you can make them yourself. They can also be put in the microwave or freezer if you want them hot or cold.Fleece Microwave Wheat Bag Hot Pack Cold Heat Microwaveable - Etsy UK
    A small cylindrical wheat bag. something like this that can be cut in half and stitched. Or you can make them yourself. They can also be put in the microwave or freezer if you want them hot or cold.Fleece Microwave Wheat Bag Hot Pack Cold...
    A small cylindrical wheat bag. something like this that can be cut in half and stitched. Or you can make them yourself. They can also be put in the microwave or freezer if you want them hot or...
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  16. Upsydaisy

    Happy birthday Woo !

    Good morning you@Michael Hewett no worries my good friend ,its better late than never, It was a very nice thought to wish me a happy Birthday,it is appreciated thank you,enjoy your day
    Good morning you@Michael Hewett no worries my good friend ,its better late than never, It was a very nice thought to wish me a happy Birthday,it is appreciated thank you,enjoy your day
    Good morning you@Michael Hewett no worries my good friend ,its better late than never, It was a very nice thought to wish me a happy Birthday,it is appreciated thank you,enjoy your day
    Good morning you@Michael Hewett no worries my good friend ,its better late than never, It was a very nice thought to wish me a happy Birthday,it is appreciated thank you,enjoy your day
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  17. wiseowl
    Like x 4

    When This Country Returns to Normal

    What I do like about what happened. We can now see clearly that there are lots of sheep roaming around.
    What I do like about what happened. We can now see clearly that there are lots of sheep roaming around.
    What I do like about what happened. We can now see clearly that there are lots of sheep roaming around.
    What I do like about what happened. We can now see clearly that there are lots of sheep roaming around.
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  19. pete

    Whisky investment.

    The money would just be resting in your account :biggrin:
    The money would just be resting in your account :biggrin:
    The money would just be resting in your account :biggrin:
    The money would just be resting in your account :biggrin:
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  20. Sheal
    Like x 3

    Cars!

    When I get ready to buy a new car, I grab up some "consumer report issues" and got through a few making notes. But, now as I am looking at this thread and seeing who has mainly contributed to...
    When I get ready to buy a new car, I grab up some "consumer report issues" and got through a few making notes. But, now as I am looking at this thread and seeing who has mainly contributed to this thread it looks like mostly men. Given that ruff deduction----from a womens point of view, ...
    When I get ready to buy a new car, I grab up some "consumer report issues" and got through a few making notes. But, now as I am looking at this thread and seeing who has mainly contributed to this thread it looks like mostly men. Given...
    When I get ready to buy a new car, I grab up some "consumer report issues" and got through a few making notes. But, now as I am looking at this thread and seeing who has mainly contributed to...
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