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  1. Kandy

    The Great British Bake Off

    I too was pleased to see Jo win. Although undoubtedly a very talented baker (but then most of them were), I didn't really like Holly, mainly because quite early on, her attitude suggested that she...
    I too was pleased to see Jo win. Although undoubtedly a very talented baker (but then most of them were), I didn't really like Holly, mainly because quite early on, her attitude suggested that she thought she ought to win. I did watch the first series, (although I wouldn't like to say whether...
    I too was pleased to see Jo win. Although undoubtedly a very talented baker (but then most of them were), I didn't really like Holly, mainly because quite early on, her attitude suggested that she thought she ought to win. I did watch the first...
    I too was pleased to see Jo win. Although undoubtedly a very talented baker (but then most of them were), I didn't really like Holly, mainly because quite early on, her attitude suggested that she...
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  2. HYDROGEN86

    fox tail

    I dont rate its chances when infection sets in , very sad realy it must be in pain. I know if it was a dog it would need antibiotics and maybe a operation to close over the would and maybe...
    I dont rate its chances when infection sets in , very sad realy it must be in pain. I know if it was a dog it would need antibiotics and maybe a operation to close over the would and maybe remove part of the bone joint , you can seewire ?? in the background it may have caught itself up on...
    I dont rate its chances when infection sets in , very sad realy it must be in pain. I know if it was a dog it would need antibiotics and maybe a operation to close over the would and maybe remove part of the bone joint , you can seewire ?? in...
    I dont rate its chances when infection sets in , very sad realy it must be in pain. I know if it was a dog it would need antibiotics and maybe a operation to close over the would and maybe...
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  3. shiney
    Like x 6

    Heart Attack - "Stay Calm, Dad"

    What a impressively mature and thoughtful little girl!Too cute!
    What a impressively mature and thoughtful little girl!Too cute!
    What a impressively mature and thoughtful little girl!Too cute!
    What a impressively mature and thoughtful little girl!Too cute!
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  4. clueless1
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    Political Correctness vs My Nephew's School

    Nobody remember Mischief Night then?? - trick or treat without the option. (or was that just in Yorkshire?)
    Nobody remember Mischief Night then?? - trick or treat without the option. (or was that just in Yorkshire?)
    Nobody remember Mischief Night then?? - trick or treat without the option. (or was that just in Yorkshire?)
    Nobody remember Mischief Night then?? - trick or treat without the option. (or was that just in Yorkshire?)
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  5. miraflores

    right hand and left hand

    I am right handed except for sports that need bat or stick ie cricket, hockey, polo, golf = cack handed ? But Tennis and anything else I am righ handed Jack McH
    I am right handed except for sports that need bat or stick ie cricket, hockey, polo, golf = cack handed ? But Tennis and anything else I am righ handed Jack McH
    I am right handed except for sports that need bat or stick ie cricket, hockey, polo, golf = cack handed ? But Tennis and anything else I am righ handed Jack McH
    I am right handed except for sports that need bat or stick ie cricket, hockey, polo, golf = cack handed ? But Tennis and anything else I am righ handed Jack McH
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  6. Jack McHammocklashing

    Disappointed Wilco's

    I'm a bit too honest to do that at my local Homebase. Their garden section gets hardly any light and if they are watering their plants everyday by a zombie then they quickly become overwatered....
    I'm a bit too honest to do that at my local Homebase. Their garden section gets hardly any light and if they are watering their plants everyday by a zombie then they quickly become overwatered. Picked up quite a few Mediterranean plants that way, cut back the dead foliage, give them some light...
    I'm a bit too honest to do that at my local Homebase. Their garden section gets hardly any light and if they are watering their plants everyday by a zombie then they quickly become overwatered. Picked up quite a few Mediterranean plants that way,...
    I'm a bit too honest to do that at my local Homebase. Their garden section gets hardly any light and if they are watering their plants everyday by a zombie then they quickly become overwatered....
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  7. Aesculus

    Smelley Problem...

    In that case wash all the walls & paintwork, cupboard fronts everything basically, with a solution of a mild detergent & about 2 tablespoons of bicarb to a gallon of hot water, NOT boiling...
    In that case wash all the walls & paintwork, cupboard fronts everything basically, with a solution of a mild detergent & about 2 tablespoons of bicarb to a gallon of hot water, NOT boiling obviously! Buy a bottle of laminate floor cleaner & then apply a sealing polish for the laminate & you will...
    In that case wash all the walls & paintwork, cupboard fronts everything basically, with a solution of a mild detergent & about 2 tablespoons of bicarb to a gallon of hot water, NOT boiling obviously! Buy a bottle of laminate floor cleaner & then...
    In that case wash all the walls & paintwork, cupboard fronts everything basically, with a solution of a mild detergent & about 2 tablespoons of bicarb to a gallon of hot water, NOT boiling...
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  8. miraflores

    Now you can talk to your iphone!

    Mr Wolfie is sticking with his Iphone4 for now unless he sees a good deal.. Not sure I want him to be able to talk to it! He spends all day gazing at it as it is!! We have to ask him to leave it...
    Mr Wolfie is sticking with his Iphone4 for now unless he sees a good deal.. Not sure I want him to be able to talk to it! He spends all day gazing at it as it is!! We have to ask him to leave it from lunch or else he pays no attention! :heehee: Though I think of it as the new way of hiding behind one's...
    Mr Wolfie is sticking with his Iphone4 for now unless he sees a good deal.. Not sure I want him to be able to talk to it! He spends all day gazing at it as it is!! We have to ask him to leave it from lunch or else he pays no attention! :heehee: Though I...
    Mr Wolfie is sticking with his Iphone4 for now unless he sees a good deal.. Not sure I want him to be able to talk to it! He spends all day gazing at it as it is!! We have to ask him to leave it...
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  10. ClaraLou

    Amanda Knox: innocent or guilty? What do you think?

    Not really sure but they should have kept her locked up anyway. She is weird.
    Not really sure but they should have kept her locked up anyway. She is weird.
    Not really sure but they should have kept her locked up anyway. She is weird.
    Not really sure but they should have kept her locked up anyway. She is weird.
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  11. *dim*

    Maths Question ... : 6รท2(1+2) = ?

    Well, John, I'm assuming that you are ignoring the suggestion of the answer to everything is 42 and the humorous one of 7. Then the average will be 5. If you want to bring in one, or both, of...
    Well, John, I'm assuming that you are ignoring the suggestion of the answer to everything is 42 and the humorous one of 7. Then the average will be 5. If you want to bring in one, or both, of those numbers as well it will be either 17.33, 14.75 or 5.67. Any more offers? :heehee: do we need to go...
    Well, John, I'm assuming that you are ignoring the suggestion of the answer to everything is 42 and the humorous one of 7. Then the average will be 5. If you want to bring in one, or both, of those numbers as well it will be either 17.33,...
    Well, John, I'm assuming that you are ignoring the suggestion of the answer to everything is 42 and the humorous one of 7. Then the average will be 5. If you want to bring in one, or both, of...
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  12. miraflores

    chilli cream

    Don't worry miraflores, John is only using this as an opportunity to boast that he has a shower even when it's not his birthday!!! :loll: Seriously, though, I'd be inclined not to use chillies. :(
    Don't worry miraflores, John is only using this as an opportunity to boast that he has a shower even when it's not his birthday!!! :loll: Seriously, though, I'd be inclined not to use chillies. :(
    Don't worry miraflores, John is only using this as an opportunity to boast that he has a shower even when it's not his birthday!!! :loll: Seriously, though, I'd be inclined not to use chillies. :(
    Don't worry miraflores, John is only using this as an opportunity to boast that he has a shower even when it's not his birthday!!! :loll: Seriously, though, I'd be inclined not to use chillies. :(
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  13. ClaraLou

    Gardeners' Corner Desert Island Discs

    Such a tough one. I could think of 100 songs that would fit the bill.But here goes....Pink Floyd....Comfortably Numb (the Pulse version) Neil Young....Like A Hurricane(the 'Unplugged'...
    Such a tough one. I could think of 100 songs that would fit the bill.But here goes....Pink Floyd....Comfortably Numb (the Pulse version) Neil Young....Like A Hurricane(the 'Unplugged' version) The Moody Blues....Have You Heard Hawkwind....Hurry On Sundown Barry Ryan....Eloise The...
    Such a tough one. I could think of 100 songs that would fit the bill.But here goes....Pink Floyd....Comfortably Numb (the Pulse version) Neil Young....Like A Hurricane(the 'Unplugged' version) The Moody Blues....Have You...
    Such a tough one. I could think of 100 songs that would fit the bill.But here goes....Pink Floyd....Comfortably Numb (the Pulse version) Neil Young....Like A Hurricane(the 'Unplugged'...
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  14. miraflores

    wheelchair accident

    That's dreadful, what an awful thing to happen:cry3:
    That's dreadful, what an awful thing to happen:cry3:
    That's dreadful, what an awful thing to happen:cry3:
    That's dreadful, what an awful thing to happen:cry3:
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  15. Fidgetsmum

    A carpet cleaner question

    My mam has a Vax one. I've borrows it a few times. It uses electricity and makes noise. If I ever figure out that it does anything else, say for example, maybe clean anything, I'll let you know.
    My mam has a Vax one. I've borrows it a few times. It uses electricity and makes noise. If I ever figure out that it does anything else, say for example, maybe clean anything, I'll let you know.
    My mam has a Vax one. I've borrows it a few times. It uses electricity and makes noise. If I ever figure out that it does anything else, say for example, maybe clean anything, I'll let you know.
    My mam has a Vax one. I've borrows it a few times. It uses electricity and makes noise. If I ever figure out that it does anything else, say for example, maybe clean anything, I'll let you know.
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  16. Phil A

    Golf Bats

    Yes, I've seen how the Scots dispose of unwanted fatty food, deep fried in batter usually :heehee:
    Yes, I've seen how the Scots dispose of unwanted fatty food, deep fried in batter usually :heehee:
    Yes, I've seen how the Scots dispose of unwanted fatty food, deep fried in batter usually :heehee:
    Yes, I've seen how the Scots dispose of unwanted fatty food, deep fried in batter usually :heehee:
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  17. clueless1

    How much does a flagstone weigh?

    I find that all stones weigh a lot more nowadays than they used to :( :heehee:
    I find that all stones weigh a lot more nowadays than they used to :( :heehee:
    I find that all stones weigh a lot more nowadays than they used to :( :heehee:
    I find that all stones weigh a lot more nowadays than they used to :( :heehee:
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  18. Bloominggood
    Like x 13

    Biggest wish that you desire

    And wait until the Grandkids come along Dim. They bring their own effects - and they can be stronger than you expect. Just wait for it - You will grow to enjoy what is to come:dbgrtmb:
    And wait until the Grandkids come along Dim. They bring their own effects - and they can be stronger than you expect. Just wait for it - You will grow to enjoy what is to come:dbgrtmb:
    And wait until the Grandkids come along Dim. They bring their own effects - and they can be stronger than you expect. Just wait for it - You will grow to enjoy what is to come:dbgrtmb:
    And wait until the Grandkids come along Dim. They bring their own effects - and they can be stronger than you expect. Just wait for it - You will grow to enjoy what is to come:dbgrtmb:
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  19. shiney

    Canstruction

    Interesting designs :dbgrtmb: canstruction - Google Search
    Interesting designs :dbgrtmb: canstruction - Google Search
    Interesting designs :dbgrtmb: canstruction - Google Search
    Interesting designs :dbgrtmb: canstruction - Google Search
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  20. miraflores

    seahorse in Thames

    Container Ships probably.:(
    Container Ships probably.:(
    Container Ships probably.:(
    Container Ships probably.:(
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