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  1. NorthantsGeezer
    Locked
    Friendly x 14

    Sorry it's early

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  2. sal73

    Buy and sell a car , all the scams

    I suppose it depends how you do it.I wanted to buy a new car and to sell mine privately.Buying new cars is definitely less of a worry. As I already knew what I wanted I phoned my local main...
    I suppose it depends how you do it.I wanted to buy a new car and to sell mine privately.Buying new cars is definitely less of a worry. As I already knew what I wanted I phoned my local main dealer and asked for his best price and told him that I would be shopping around. He said he would...
    I suppose it depends how you do it.I wanted to buy a new car and to sell mine privately.Buying new cars is definitely less of a worry. As I already knew what I wanted I phoned my local main dealer and asked for his best price and told him...
    I suppose it depends how you do it.I wanted to buy a new car and to sell mine privately.Buying new cars is definitely less of a worry. As I already knew what I wanted I phoned my local main...
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  3. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Hannah

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HANNAH, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!:partytime::hpybtd::hpybtd::partytime::hpybtd::partytime::hpybtd::partytime::hpybtd::partytime::hpybtd::partytime::hpybtd::partytime::hpybtd::partytime::hpybtd::partytime::hpybtd::partytime::hpybtd:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HANNAH, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!:partytime::hpybtd::hpybtd::partytime::hpybtd::partytime::hpybtd::partytime::hpybtd::partytime::hpybtd::partytime::hpybtd::partytime::hpybtd::partytime::hpybtd::partytime::hpybtd::partytime::hpybtd:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HANNAH, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!:partytime::hpybtd::hpybtd::partytime::hpybtd::partytime::hpybtd::partytime::hpybtd::partytime::hpybtd::partytime::hpybtd::partytime::hpybtd::partytime::hpybtd::partytime::hpybtd::partytime::hpybtd:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HANNAH, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!:partytime::hpybtd::hpybtd::partytime::hpybtd::partytime::hpybtd::partytime::hpybtd::partytime::hpybtd::partytime::hpybtd::partytime::hpybtd::partytime::hpybtd::partytime::hpybtd::partytime::hpybtd:
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  4. pete
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  5. shiney
    Funny x 19

    Showing Your Age

    I just throw another dog on the bed. :heehee::heehee::heehee:
    I just throw another dog on the bed. :heehee::heehee::heehee:
    I just throw another dog on the bed. :heehee::heehee::heehee:
    I just throw another dog on the bed. :heehee::heehee::heehee:
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  6. Autumn bliss

    New Years Resolutions

    :yikes:What are they? :scratch: :heehee:
    :yikes:What are they? :scratch: :heehee:
    :yikes:What are they? :scratch: :heehee:
    :yikes:What are they? :scratch: :heehee:
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  7. "M"
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    Sorry I missed a GC Chrimbo ...

    Val,i seen so many people with colds and violent coughs(lasting weeks) whilst at work(staff&customers)its scary!! luckily ive not caught anything yet but i do hope you are feeling better soon x
    Val,i seen so many people with colds and violent coughs(lasting weeks) whilst at work(staff&customers)its scary!! luckily ive not caught anything yet but i do hope you are feeling better soon x
    Val,i seen so many people with colds and violent coughs(lasting weeks) whilst at work(staff&customers)its scary!! luckily ive not caught anything yet but i do hope you are feeling better soon x
    Val,i seen so many people with colds and violent coughs(lasting weeks) whilst at work(staff&customers)its scary!! luckily ive not caught anything yet but i do hope you are feeling better soon x
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  8. **Yvonne**
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    My alternative Christmas

    Thanks guys for all your lovely comments. The duck was this year's pressie. I bought the hoodie last year after her first hair cut as she started shivering, she is a big wus! :heehee:. The cabin got...
    Thanks guys for all your lovely comments. The duck was this year's pressie. I bought the hoodie last year after her first hair cut as she started shivering, she is a big wus! :heehee:. The cabin got quite cold at night. Happy to share my holidays with you M but I don't share my bottle of wine with...
    Thanks guys for all your lovely comments. The duck was this year's pressie. I bought the hoodie last year after her first hair cut as she started shivering, she is a big wus! :heehee:. The cabin got quite cold at night. Happy to share my holidays with...
    Thanks guys for all your lovely comments. The duck was this year's pressie. I bought the hoodie last year after her first hair cut as she started shivering, she is a big wus! :heehee:. The cabin got...
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  9. Autumn bliss

    New Years Eve

    I thought it was quite comical, especially back in the day. I saw Fred Wedlock in '75 (?) at the Granary in Bristol, the audience were in stitches, great night :)
    I thought it was quite comical, especially back in the day. I saw Fred Wedlock in '75 (?) at the Granary in Bristol, the audience were in stitches, great night :)
    I thought it was quite comical, especially back in the day. I saw Fred Wedlock in '75 (?) at the Granary in Bristol, the audience were in stitches, great night :)
    I thought it was quite comical, especially back in the day. I saw Fred Wedlock in '75 (?) at the Granary in Bristol, the audience were in stitches, great night :)
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  10. clueless1
    Informative x 3

    Kathmandu - I've never been. Or have I?

    No, Shiney, not after they checked your pockets on your way out!!:whistle::dunno::heehee:
    No, Shiney, not after they checked your pockets on your way out!!:whistle::dunno::heehee:
    No, Shiney, not after they checked your pockets on your way out!!:whistle::dunno::heehee:
    No, Shiney, not after they checked your pockets on your way out!!:whistle::dunno::heehee:
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  11. Phil A

    We tried to deliver a parcel but you were out

    Could have been worse:
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  12. clueless1

    North Korea vs US comedy cyber war

    When I look at my DVD collection very few of them are comedies. Most film-makers struggle to maintain a good level of humour for 90 minutes or more. For me the golden age of cinema comedy was the...
    When I look at my DVD collection very few of them are comedies. Most film-makers struggle to maintain a good level of humour for 90 minutes or more. For me the golden age of cinema comedy was the period of the Ealing comedies. Over the years since there has been some good comedy films (The Big...
    When I look at my DVD collection very few of them are comedies. Most film-makers struggle to maintain a good level of humour for 90 minutes or more. For me the golden age of cinema comedy was the period of the Ealing comedies. Over the years...
    When I look at my DVD collection very few of them are comedies. Most film-makers struggle to maintain a good level of humour for 90 minutes or more. For me the golden age of cinema comedy was the...
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  13. NorthantsGeezer

    Health scare :(

    I am in a similar situation to you I am getting electric shocks in my hand when my wrist gets in a certain position. The left side of my right palm is constantly numb, but if I touch it, I feel...
    I am in a similar situation to you I am getting electric shocks in my hand when my wrist gets in a certain position. The left side of my right palm is constantly numb, but if I touch it, I feel pins and needles in it. Washing my hands hurts it. As for my thigh, the bruise is receding very...
    I am in a similar situation to you I am getting electric shocks in my hand when my wrist gets in a certain position. The left side of my right palm is constantly numb, but if I touch it, I feel pins and needles in it. Washing my hands hurts it....
    I am in a similar situation to you I am getting electric shocks in my hand when my wrist gets in a certain position. The left side of my right palm is constantly numb, but if I touch it, I feel...
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  14. Phil A
    Like x 10

    Christmas Chicken

    Not after getting confused and sacrificing a Toga and selling my soul to Santa :doh:
    Not after getting confused and sacrificing a Toga and selling my soul to Santa :doh:
    Not after getting confused and sacrificing a Toga and selling my soul to Santa :doh:
    Not after getting confused and sacrificing a Toga and selling my soul to Santa :doh:
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  15. longk
    Like x 13

    Christmas Generosity

    If you like cabbage then this is the Brie for you. It is a good strong Brie that has a taste of cabbage about it.
    If you like cabbage then this is the Brie for you. It is a good strong Brie that has a taste of cabbage about it.
    If you like cabbage then this is the Brie for you. It is a good strong Brie that has a taste of cabbage about it.
    If you like cabbage then this is the Brie for you. It is a good strong Brie that has a taste of cabbage about it.
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  16. wiseowl

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAMDISH

    I'm pleased you had a good time. They look a lovely couple. :dbgrtmb: :)
    I'm pleased you had a good time. They look a lovely couple. :dbgrtmb: :)
    I'm pleased you had a good time. They look a lovely couple. :dbgrtmb: :)
    I'm pleased you had a good time. They look a lovely couple. :dbgrtmb: :)
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  17. Fat Controller
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  18. Autumn bliss
    Friendly x 8

    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

    Merry Christmas everyone. Hope you have a good one x
    Merry Christmas everyone. Hope you have a good one x
    Merry Christmas everyone. Hope you have a good one x
    Merry Christmas everyone. Hope you have a good one x
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  19. CharlieBot
    Like x 5

    Got engaged yesterday!

    Congratulations to you both and hope you have many happy years together
    Congratulations to you both and hope you have many happy years together
    Congratulations to you both and hope you have many happy years together
    Congratulations to you both and hope you have many happy years together
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  20. Val..

    A quick cold fix needed!!!

    Well I am not too keen on alcohol, so no decision to make :dbgrtmb: Praise the lord :love30: , Praise Santa :love30: (HOPEFULLY). How long till Christmas day?? :snork:
    Well I am not too keen on alcohol, so no decision to make :dbgrtmb: Praise the lord :love30: , Praise Santa :love30: (HOPEFULLY). How long till Christmas day?? :snork:
    Well I am not too keen on alcohol, so no decision to make :dbgrtmb: Praise the lord :love30: , Praise Santa :love30: (HOPEFULLY). How long till Christmas day?? :snork:
    Well I am not too keen on alcohol, so no decision to make :dbgrtmb: Praise the lord :love30: , Praise Santa :love30: (HOPEFULLY). How long till Christmas day?? :snork:
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