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  1. clueless1

    Fiddle or Violin?

    I'm going to throw a spanner in the works! :heehee: A local farmer uses a fiddle now and again to sow seed. Interesting instrument, but time consuming. :)
    I'm going to throw a spanner in the works! :heehee: A local farmer uses a fiddle now and again to sow seed. Interesting instrument, but time consuming. :)
    I'm going to throw a spanner in the works! :heehee: A local farmer uses a fiddle now and again to sow seed. Interesting instrument, but time consuming. :)
    I'm going to throw a spanner in the works! :heehee: A local farmer uses a fiddle now and again to sow seed. Interesting instrument, but time consuming. :)
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  2. Marley Farley
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    My friends B&B-- Poplar Cottage..

    :loll: You hadn't better dare forget it mate..!!! :shocked::runhills: if you do.... :heehee:
    :loll: You hadn't better dare forget it mate..!!! :shocked::runhills: if you do.... :heehee:
    :loll: You hadn't better dare forget it mate..!!! :shocked::runhills: if you do.... :heehee:
    :loll: You hadn't better dare forget it mate..!!! :shocked::runhills: if you do.... :heehee:
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  3. Jack McHammocklashing
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    Donations to help Run GC

    Thanks for that May I contribute that I do NOT want to know how much has been contributed in the particular month Just a received 12 or 23,to date, then after 30 a simple "Target met" I...
    Thanks for that May I contribute that I do NOT want to know how much has been contributed in the particular month Just a received 12 or 23,to date, then after 30 a simple "Target met" I could not care less and do not want to know if you are getting £5k a month :-) best of luck I am just...
    Thanks for that May I contribute that I do NOT want to know how much has been contributed in the particular month Just a received 12 or 23,to date, then after 30 a simple "Target met" I could not care less and do not want to know if you...
    Thanks for that May I contribute that I do NOT want to know how much has been contributed in the particular month Just a received 12 or 23,to date, then after 30 a simple "Target met" I...
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  4. miraflores

    Cornwall cliff collapsing

    Wow!! thats amazing and to of got it on film even more...brilliant :thumbsup:
    Wow!! thats amazing and to of got it on film even more...brilliant :thumbsup:
    Wow!! thats amazing and to of got it on film even more...brilliant :thumbsup:
    Wow!! thats amazing and to of got it on film even more...brilliant :thumbsup:
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  5. Val..

    It sure is hard to give up smoking!!!!!!!!!

    That kitten reminds me of me when i get home from work !!!! i'd be like that if anyone tried to take a cigarrette off me:gaagh:
    That kitten reminds me of me when i get home from work !!!! i'd be like that if anyone tried to take a cigarrette off me:gaagh:
    That kitten reminds me of me when i get home from work !!!! i'd be like that if anyone tried to take a cigarrette off me:gaagh:
    That kitten reminds me of me when i get home from work !!!! i'd be like that if anyone tried to take a cigarrette off me:gaagh:
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  6. HYDROGEN86

    Usama Bin Laden is alive!!!

    Lmao!! :heehee:
    Lmao!! :heehee:
    Lmao!! :heehee:
    Lmao!! :heehee:
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  7. shiney
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    Can You Grow something Like This?

    For once.. Man & Nature working in harmony..!! Just amazing.! :sunny:
    For once.. Man & Nature working in harmony..!! Just amazing.! :sunny:
    For once.. Man & Nature working in harmony..!! Just amazing.! :sunny:
    For once.. Man & Nature working in harmony..!! Just amazing.! :sunny:
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  8. Val..

    Digital change over

    Yes I'm using a scart. And will have to retune twice so they say.I'll probably manage it.But I can think of a few that wont.The official advice is to get intouch with a local TV aerial...
    Yes I'm using a scart. And will have to retune twice so they say.I'll probably manage it.But I can think of a few that wont.The official advice is to get intouch with a local TV aerial supplier, or at least thats what they told me when I enquired. The very helpful people then went on to...
    Yes I'm using a scart. And will have to retune twice so they say.I'll probably manage it.But I can think of a few that wont.The official advice is to get intouch with a local TV aerial supplier, or at least thats what they told me when I...
    Yes I'm using a scart. And will have to retune twice so they say.I'll probably manage it.But I can think of a few that wont.The official advice is to get intouch with a local TV aerial...
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  9. jjordie

    Happy Birthday Shiney

    Oops just noticed i've missed it - sorry - hope it was good:)
    Oops just noticed i've missed it - sorry - hope it was good:)
    Oops just noticed i've missed it - sorry - hope it was good:)
    Oops just noticed i've missed it - sorry - hope it was good:)
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  10. Madahhlia

    Alternative & low-impact building techniques

    The planning laws are weird in that different areas have different rules. There is a central set of guidelines but each planning authority (bunch of untrained busybodies) is allowed a lot of scope...
    The planning laws are weird in that different areas have different rules. There is a central set of guidelines but each planning authority (bunch of untrained busybodies) is allowed a lot of scope for interpretation.My dad was told by the one reasonable planning officer that if there had...
    The planning laws are weird in that different areas have different rules. There is a central set of guidelines but each planning authority (bunch of untrained busybodies) is allowed a lot of scope for interpretation.My dad was told by the one...
    The planning laws are weird in that different areas have different rules. There is a central set of guidelines but each planning authority (bunch of untrained busybodies) is allowed a lot of scope...
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  11. miraflores

    fish "eating" your feet?

    At first i laughed at this but then i agreed with you, Clara.
    At first i laughed at this but then i agreed with you, Clara.
    At first i laughed at this but then i agreed with you, Clara.
    At first i laughed at this but then i agreed with you, Clara.
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  12. Phil A
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    What Ziggy does to other Mods

    I used to enjoy doing damp courses in my early teens, because very few plastering companies do them nowadays (most people want warranties so firms specialize in them to give them the piece of...
    I used to enjoy doing damp courses in my early teens, because very few plastering companies do them nowadays (most people want warranties so firms specialize in them to give them the piece of paper) and it always makes a change from doing the same old thing every day.
    I used to enjoy doing damp courses in my early teens, because very few plastering companies do them nowadays (most people want warranties so firms specialize in them to give them the piece of paper) and it always makes a change from doing the...
    I used to enjoy doing damp courses in my early teens, because very few plastering companies do them nowadays (most people want warranties so firms specialize in them to give them the piece of...
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  13. Phil A

    Lottery Ticket

    No trace of it, probably blowing around Morrisons car park:DOH:
    No trace of it, probably blowing around Morrisons car park:DOH:
    No trace of it, probably blowing around Morrisons car park:DOH:
    No trace of it, probably blowing around Morrisons car park:DOH:
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  14. miraflores

    archeological findings in a field

    Not because I found a treasure in my garden unfortunately! HYDROGEN86. It is because I want to make a compairason with Italy, where findings are property of the State, which does not reward you...
    Not because I found a treasure in my garden unfortunately! HYDROGEN86. It is because I want to make a compairason with Italy, where findings are property of the State, which does not reward you (he may even get you to pay some additional taxes, if anything...:loll:).
    Not because I found a treasure in my garden unfortunately! HYDROGEN86. It is because I want to make a compairason with Italy, where findings are property of the State, which does not reward you (he may even get you to pay some additional taxes,...
    Not because I found a treasure in my garden unfortunately! HYDROGEN86. It is because I want to make a compairason with Italy, where findings are property of the State, which does not reward you...
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  15. Sheal
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    Whistler, Canada

    Agree with you on that one Sheal. We spent two weeks in Norway a couple of years ago, for my 50th birthday. We drove from Bergen up to Alesund and like you, we loved every minute! A truly...
    Agree with you on that one Sheal. We spent two weeks in Norway a couple of years ago, for my 50th birthday. We drove from Bergen up to Alesund and like you, we loved every minute! A truly beautiful country.
    Agree with you on that one Sheal. We spent two weeks in Norway a couple of years ago, for my 50th birthday. We drove from Bergen up to Alesund and like you, we loved every minute! A truly beautiful country.
    Agree with you on that one Sheal. We spent two weeks in Norway a couple of years ago, for my 50th birthday. We drove from Bergen up to Alesund and like you, we loved every minute! A truly...
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  16. Sheal

    Snails!

    Why thank you:D
    Why thank you:D
    Why thank you:D
    Why thank you:D
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  17. Val..

    Label Printer - I want one!!!!!!!!

    Used these when working in the engineering stores.Fluorescent tapes for marking up stock. Great Stuff Gemini, but a bit costly for the garden.:(.
    Used these when working in the engineering stores.Fluorescent tapes for marking up stock. Great Stuff Gemini, but a bit costly for the garden.:(.
    Used these when working in the engineering stores.Fluorescent tapes for marking up stock. Great Stuff Gemini, but a bit costly for the garden.:(.
    Used these when working in the engineering stores.Fluorescent tapes for marking up stock. Great Stuff Gemini, but a bit costly for the garden.:(.
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  18. ClaraLou

    Dai is online!!

    :) Do you gals remember .. 'look but don't touch' ... ? :love30:
    :) Do you gals remember .. 'look but don't touch' ... ? :love30:
    :) Do you gals remember .. 'look but don't touch' ... ? :love30:
    :) Do you gals remember .. 'look but don't touch' ... ? :love30:
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  19. miraflores

    boy's arm ripped off by washing machine

    Old Lady living on her own with no family rented a washing machine. The rental agreement was virtually signed up on her doorstep by a cold caller. The old lady had the machine for @8yrs, paying...
    Old Lady living on her own with no family rented a washing machine. The rental agreement was virtually signed up on her doorstep by a cold caller. The old lady had the machine for @8yrs, paying her weekly rental. she had the machine repaired several times during the 8 yrs by the company. On @...
    Old Lady living on her own with no family rented a washing machine. The rental agreement was virtually signed up on her doorstep by a cold caller. The old lady had the machine for @8yrs, paying her weekly rental. she had the machine repaired...
    Old Lady living on her own with no family rented a washing machine. The rental agreement was virtually signed up on her doorstep by a cold caller. The old lady had the machine for @8yrs, paying...
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  20. clueless1

    Dog rescues injured dog

    Year ago I 've seen dogs in London using the crossings to get across the roads, back when we had strays. I'm not sure that a dog would be stupid enough to risk its life for one that appears...
    Year ago I 've seen dogs in London using the crossings to get across the roads, back when we had strays. I'm not sure that a dog would be stupid enough to risk its life for one that appears dead, they usually have a very realistic approach to life.Selfish if you like to look at it that way,...
    Year ago I 've seen dogs in London using the crossings to get across the roads, back when we had strays. I'm not sure that a dog would be stupid enough to risk its life for one that appears dead, they usually have a very realistic approach to...
    Year ago I 've seen dogs in London using the crossings to get across the roads, back when we had strays. I'm not sure that a dog would be stupid enough to risk its life for one that appears...
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