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  1. clueless1
    Like x 3

    Monkey resutitates its friend after accident

    I couldn't agree more. Brought tears to my eyes.
    I couldn't agree more. Brought tears to my eyes.
    I couldn't agree more. Brought tears to my eyes.
    I couldn't agree more. Brought tears to my eyes.
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  2. shiney

    For Fans Of Mohammad Ali - Candid Camera

    Thanks for that. Love him :wub2:Such a huge character and a charming man by all accounts.
    Thanks for that. Love him :wub2:Such a huge character and a charming man by all accounts.
    Thanks for that. Love him :wub2:Such a huge character and a charming man by all accounts.
    Thanks for that. Love him :wub2:Such a huge character and a charming man by all accounts.
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  3. shiney

    Comedy Trapeze

    Brilliant timing.
    Brilliant timing.
    Brilliant timing.
    Brilliant timing.
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  4. shiney

    Weird!!!!!!

    Thanks, FC :blue thumb:, but I think I prefer clueless' explanation. :heehee:@clueless1 It could be that they're annoyed because I've now blocked off the chimney! Although I've heard rumours that Santa is now...
    Thanks, FC :blue thumb:, but I think I prefer clueless' explanation. :heehee:@clueless1 It could be that they're annoyed because I've now blocked off the chimney! Although I've heard rumours that Santa is now using drones :hate-shocked:
    Thanks, FC :blue thumb:, but I think I prefer clueless' explanation. :heehee:@clueless1 It could be that they're annoyed because I've now blocked off the chimney! Although I've heard rumours that Santa is now using drones :hate-shocked:
    Thanks, FC :blue thumb:, but I think I prefer clueless' explanation. :heehee:@clueless1 It could be that they're annoyed because I've now blocked off the chimney! Although I've heard rumours that Santa is now...
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  5. Gay Gardener
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  6. Phil A
    Informative x 3

    Lets Flood again, like we did last summer

    It doesn't, Pete, they are both intertwined inextricably. No investment, like Life, is without risk, and as they say "the only things certain in life are Death and Taxes":dunno::hate-shocked::coffee::snork:
    It doesn't, Pete, they are both intertwined inextricably. No investment, like Life, is without risk, and as they say "the only things certain in life are Death and Taxes":dunno::hate-shocked::coffee::snork:
    It doesn't, Pete, they are both intertwined inextricably. No investment, like Life, is without risk, and as they say "the only things certain in life are Death and Taxes":dunno::hate-shocked::coffee::snork:
    It doesn't, Pete, they are both intertwined inextricably. No investment, like Life, is without risk, and as they say "the only things certain in life are Death and Taxes":dunno::hate-shocked::coffee::snork:
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  7. music

    Any Old Superstitions ?

    If you break a mirror it is 7 years bad luck.
    If you break a mirror it is 7 years bad luck.
    If you break a mirror it is 7 years bad luck.
    If you break a mirror it is 7 years bad luck.
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  8. Kandy

    Breaking News RIP...

    A Tragedy at any time, but at this time of year it makes it even worse to endure, it affects so many people and families. my heart goes out to them.:sad:My family and myself shop in this area regular.
    A Tragedy at any time, but at this time of year it makes it even worse to endure, it affects so many people and families. my heart goes out to them.:sad:My family and myself shop in this area regular.
    A Tragedy at any time, but at this time of year it makes it even worse to endure, it affects so many people and families. my heart goes out to them.:sad:My family and myself shop in this area regular.
    A Tragedy at any time, but at this time of year it makes it even worse to endure, it affects so many people and families. my heart goes out to them.:sad:My family and myself shop in this area regular.
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  9. Jenny namaste
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    Lest we forget

    Jenny - thank you for posting that - I would never have seen it otherwise. Very moving ".... Can you hear the echo of a million souls ... ... for every tear that falls a flower grows ... ...
    Jenny - thank you for posting that - I would never have seen it otherwise. Very moving ".... Can you hear the echo of a million souls ... ... for every tear that falls a flower grows ... "@Kandy - were your poppies ok? No damage? Have you displayed them?
    Jenny - thank you for posting that - I would never have seen it otherwise. Very moving ".... Can you hear the echo of a million souls ... ... for every tear that falls a flower grows ... "@Kandy - were your poppies ok? No damage? Have...
    Jenny - thank you for posting that - I would never have seen it otherwise. Very moving ".... Can you hear the echo of a million souls ... ... for every tear that falls a flower grows ... ...
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  10. "M"

    Strictly Come Dancing: 2014

    We need Brucie back to keep an eye on things!!!! :heehee:
    We need Brucie back to keep an eye on things!!!! :heehee:
    We need Brucie back to keep an eye on things!!!! :heehee:
    We need Brucie back to keep an eye on things!!!! :heehee:
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  11. HarryS
    Like x 3

    Happy Solstice !

    Well Winter is officially here.....Lord of the Dance TraditionalI danced in the morning when the world was begun I danced in the moon and the stars and the sun; I was called from the...
    Well Winter is officially here.....Lord of the Dance TraditionalI danced in the morning when the world was begun I danced in the moon and the stars and the sun; I was called from the darkness by the song of the earth, I joined in the singing and she gave me birth.(chorus, repeat after...
    Well Winter is officially here.....Lord of the Dance TraditionalI danced in the morning when the world was begun I danced in the moon and the stars and the sun; I was called from the darkness by the song of the earth, I joined in the...
    Well Winter is officially here.....Lord of the Dance TraditionalI danced in the morning when the world was begun I danced in the moon and the stars and the sun; I was called from the...
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  12. Fat Controller
    Agree x 9

    Easy jobs made harder than they need to be.....

    Just a little concerned may be a little late in the year for planting Focus bulbs:snork:
    Just a little concerned may be a little late in the year for planting Focus bulbs:snork:
    Just a little concerned may be a little late in the year for planting Focus bulbs:snork:
    Just a little concerned may be a little late in the year for planting Focus bulbs:snork:
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  13. Daisies
    Like x 3

    Christmas smileys are up - sorry they're a bit late!

    Love it...:reindeer sleigh:
    Love it...:reindeer sleigh:
    Love it...:reindeer sleigh:
    Love it...:reindeer sleigh:
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  14. Royster

    Laughter!!

    You lost 10 pounds?? :scratch::th scifD36::noidea::whistle: :heehee:
    You lost 10 pounds?? :scratch::th scifD36::noidea::whistle: :heehee:
    You lost 10 pounds?? :scratch::th scifD36::noidea::whistle: :heehee:
    You lost 10 pounds?? :scratch::th scifD36::noidea::whistle: :heehee:
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  15. clueless1

    Just seen a shooting star

    An erratic then. Cheers, Tony.
    An erratic then. Cheers, Tony.
    An erratic then. Cheers, Tony.
    An erratic then. Cheers, Tony.
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  16. clueless1

    Life 2.4km below the sea bed

    Meanwhile in a garden. I know of a place near here where they were repairing the wall around an old walled garden. The garden is about 2 acres in size on an estate. When they broke into the wall,...
    Meanwhile in a garden. I know of a place near here where they were repairing the wall around an old walled garden. The garden is about 2 acres in size on an estate. When they broke into the wall, they found various creatures, all ghostly white, living quite happily entombed in the wall. Some of...
    Meanwhile in a garden. I know of a place near here where they were repairing the wall around an old walled garden. The garden is about 2 acres in size on an estate. When they broke into the wall, they found various creatures, all ghostly white,...
    Meanwhile in a garden. I know of a place near here where they were repairing the wall around an old walled garden. The garden is about 2 acres in size on an estate. When they broke into the wall,...
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  17. pamsdish

    Happy Birthday Chitting Kaz

    Happy Birthday Kaz:hpybtd::hpybtd::hpybtd::hpybtd::hpybtd:
    Happy Birthday Kaz:hpybtd::hpybtd::hpybtd::hpybtd::hpybtd:
    Happy Birthday Kaz:hpybtd::hpybtd::hpybtd::hpybtd::hpybtd:
    Happy Birthday Kaz:hpybtd::hpybtd::hpybtd::hpybtd::hpybtd:
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  18. Val..

    Antiseptic mouthwashes

    I use Listerine every morning and find it works for me:dunno:. I buy it from B&M and it costs £4 for a litre bottle which lasts me ages. I find the taste of it reasonably pleasant and you definitely...
    I use Listerine every morning and find it works for me:dunno:. I buy it from B&M and it costs £4 for a litre bottle which lasts me ages. I find the taste of it reasonably pleasant and you definitely feel the effect of it. I guess it all comes down to peoples personal preferences, likes and dislikes.
    I use Listerine every morning and find it works for me:dunno:. I buy it from B&M and it costs £4 for a litre bottle which lasts me ages. I find the taste of it reasonably pleasant and you definitely feel the effect of it. I guess it all comes down...
    I use Listerine every morning and find it works for me:dunno:. I buy it from B&M and it costs £4 for a litre bottle which lasts me ages. I find the taste of it reasonably pleasant and you definitely...
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  19. Phil A
    Like x 9

    Your Favourite Picture of 2014

    Yes it should. Will need a two or three years pot growing before planting out, although it will flower in its second year. It's just a climbing Alstromeria so by its third year the tubers cluster...
    Yes it should. Will need a two or three years pot growing before planting out, although it will flower in its second year. It's just a climbing Alstromeria so by its third year the tubers cluster should be big enough to plant out successfully.
    Yes it should. Will need a two or three years pot growing before planting out, although it will flower in its second year. It's just a climbing Alstromeria so by its third year the tubers cluster should be big enough to plant out successfully.
    Yes it should. Will need a two or three years pot growing before planting out, although it will flower in its second year. It's just a climbing Alstromeria so by its third year the tubers cluster...
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  20. ARMANDII
    Like x 8

    HO, HO, HO!!!

    Merry Christmas to all my gardening friends.
    Merry Christmas to all my gardening friends.
    Merry Christmas to all my gardening friends.
    Merry Christmas to all my gardening friends.
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