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  1. HYDROGEN86

    Fox by name, Fox by nature!

    It's Mrs Liam Fox who fascinates me. Didn't she think that it was a bit odd that her husband had a 'special friend' who went everywhere with him? Or maybe she knew all along and didn't mind. ...
    It's Mrs Liam Fox who fascinates me. Didn't she think that it was a bit odd that her husband had a 'special friend' who went everywhere with him? Or maybe she knew all along and didn't mind. After all, her name is 'Baird'. Which is quite close to 'beard'.
    It's Mrs Liam Fox who fascinates me. Didn't she think that it was a bit odd that her husband had a 'special friend' who went everywhere with him? Or maybe she knew all along and didn't mind. After all, her name is 'Baird'. Which is quite...
    It's Mrs Liam Fox who fascinates me. Didn't she think that it was a bit odd that her husband had a 'special friend' who went everywhere with him? Or maybe she knew all along and didn't mind. ...
    HYDROGEN86, Oct 11, 2011
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    ClaraLou
    Oct 15, 2011
  2. Bloominggood

    Corrie star Betty Driver dies

    R.i.p.
    R.i.p.
    R.i.p.
    R.i.p.
    Bloominggood, Oct 15, 2011
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    kyleleonard
    Oct 15, 2011
  3. clueless1
    Like x 5

    Just down the road - Pics

    Been working too hard all day (and yesterday evening), so at sunset I took the wife and son in the car to Saltburn, just 10 minutes drive down the coast.Its too easy to take for granted what's...
    Been working too hard all day (and yesterday evening), so at sunset I took the wife and son in the car to Saltburn, just 10 minutes drive down the coast.Its too easy to take for granted what's on your doorstep.Here goes. All taken from the pier at sunset/dusk.The cliff, with the Ship...
    Been working too hard all day (and yesterday evening), so at sunset I took the wife and son in the car to Saltburn, just 10 minutes drive down the coast.Its too easy to take for granted what's on your doorstep.Here goes. All taken from...
    Been working too hard all day (and yesterday evening), so at sunset I took the wife and son in the car to Saltburn, just 10 minutes drive down the coast.Its too easy to take for granted what's...
    clueless1, Oct 16, 2011
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    clueless1
    Oct 16, 2011
  4. Bilbo675
    Like x 7

    1000 and Counting......

    Naked ladyI was going to send Ziggy his £20 pm for the pic of the Naked lady I got this :-( Jack McH
    Naked ladyI was going to send Ziggy his £20 pm for the pic of the Naked lady I got this :-( Jack McH
    Naked ladyI was going to send Ziggy his £20 pm for the pic of the Naked lady I got this :-( Jack McH
    Naked ladyI was going to send Ziggy his £20 pm for the pic of the Naked lady I got this :-( Jack McH
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    Bilbo675, Oct 15, 2011
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    Jack McHammocklashing
    Oct 16, 2011
  5. alex-adam
    Like x 3

    Come back GUY FAWKES - all is forgiven

    A friend of a friend he got beaten. He looked the wrong way at a policeman. I predict a riot. I predict a riot.
    A friend of a friend he got beaten. He looked the wrong way at a policeman. I predict a riot. I predict a riot.
    A friend of a friend he got beaten. He looked the wrong way at a policeman. I predict a riot. I predict a riot.
    A friend of a friend he got beaten. He looked the wrong way at a policeman. I predict a riot. I predict a riot.
    alex-adam, Oct 15, 2011
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    clueless1
    Oct 16, 2011
  6. capney

    What Missing...?

    :yess: :dbgrtmb: :yay:
    :yess: :dbgrtmb: :yay:
    :yess: :dbgrtmb: :yay:
    :yess: :dbgrtmb: :yay:
    capney, Oct 15, 2011 ... 2
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    shiney
    Oct 16, 2011
  7. gcc3663

    Health Lottery - is it Doomed?

    Gotta get people to tune to Channel 5 somehow!!! :loll::loll:Val
    Gotta get people to tune to Channel 5 somehow!!! :loll::loll:Val
    Gotta get people to tune to Channel 5 somehow!!! :loll::loll:Val
    Gotta get people to tune to Channel 5 somehow!!! :loll::loll:Val
    gcc3663, Oct 15, 2011
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    Val..
    Oct 16, 2011
  8. jjordie
    Like x 7

    Royal Wootton Bassett

    I'll second that! :)
    I'll second that! :)
    I'll second that! :)
    I'll second that! :)
    jjordie, Oct 16, 2011
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    Sheal
    Oct 16, 2011
  9. capney
    Like x 3

    A bit of an incident....?

    You've got it spot on Jack. :thumbsup: Even with it around us on the island all year round, let alone T.T. and Grand Prix, it just doesn't seem to sink in with some people.
    You've got it spot on Jack. :thumbsup: Even with it around us on the island all year round, let alone T.T. and Grand Prix, it just doesn't seem to sink in with some people.
    You've got it spot on Jack. :thumbsup: Even with it around us on the island all year round, let alone T.T. and Grand Prix, it just doesn't seem to sink in with some people.
    You've got it spot on Jack. :thumbsup: Even with it around us on the island all year round, let alone T.T. and Grand Prix, it just doesn't seem to sink in with some people.
    capney, Oct 15, 2011 ... 2
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    Sheal
    Oct 16, 2011
  10. Phil A
    Like x 4

    Jeremy Vine Show

    I found it gcc. Also sent you a friend request.
    I found it gcc. Also sent you a friend request.
    I found it gcc. Also sent you a friend request.
    I found it gcc. Also sent you a friend request.
    Phil A, Oct 16, 2011 ... 2
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    catztail
    Oct 17, 2011
  11. Scotkat
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    Been Hillwalking in Glen Doll today

    I hear you're being promised snow later in the week Jack.
    I hear you're being promised snow later in the week Jack.
    I hear you're being promised snow later in the week Jack.
    I hear you're being promised snow later in the week Jack.
    Scotkat, Oct 16, 2011
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    Sheal
    Oct 17, 2011
  12. ClaraLou
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    Man acquitted after fatal stabbing of burglar

    To good home--excellent guard dog.Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.Most of them...
    To good home--excellent guard dog.Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.Most of them knew Jethro only by his Oriental street name: Ho Lee Schitt.Jack McH
    To good home--excellent guard dog.Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.Most of them knew Jethro only by his Oriental street name: Ho...
    To good home--excellent guard dog.Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.Most of them...
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    ClaraLou, Oct 7, 2011 ... 2
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    Jack McHammocklashing
    Oct 17, 2011
  13. Val..

    Tea leaves

    Slop the wet tea leaves onto a saucer, swill them round a few times, and see if you can see next week's lottery numbers in them. If you can, tell us, and we can all get rich and pay someone else...
    Slop the wet tea leaves onto a saucer, swill them round a few times, and see if you can see next week's lottery numbers in them. If you can, tell us, and we can all get rich and pay someone else to sort out our tea slops.
    Slop the wet tea leaves onto a saucer, swill them round a few times, and see if you can see next week's lottery numbers in them. If you can, tell us, and we can all get rich and pay someone else to sort out our tea slops.
    Slop the wet tea leaves onto a saucer, swill them round a few times, and see if you can see next week's lottery numbers in them. If you can, tell us, and we can all get rich and pay someone else...
    Val.., Oct 16, 2011
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    clueless1
    Oct 17, 2011
  14. Lolimac

    Just thought i'd ask....

    Not heard anything since the last time, have sent another message but no response, hope all is ok.
    Not heard anything since the last time, have sent another message but no response, hope all is ok.
    Not heard anything since the last time, have sent another message but no response, hope all is ok.
    Not heard anything since the last time, have sent another message but no response, hope all is ok.
    Lolimac, Oct 18, 2011
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    Phil A
    Oct 18, 2011
  15. watergarden
    Like x 5

    Too many................phone chargers, leads

    Unfortunately I have one of those drawers. I know what most of the cables do, but try to keep them in a plastic wallet with the instructions...otherwise they just get tangled up everytime I want...
    Unfortunately I have one of those drawers. I know what most of the cables do, but try to keep them in a plastic wallet with the instructions...otherwise they just get tangled up everytime I want to use the hairdryer :wallbang: Of course we all have that mystery box.....containing numerous...
    Unfortunately I have one of those drawers. I know what most of the cables do, but try to keep them in a plastic wallet with the instructions...otherwise they just get tangled up everytime I want to use the hairdryer :wallbang: Of course we all...
    Unfortunately I have one of those drawers. I know what most of the cables do, but try to keep them in a plastic wallet with the instructions...otherwise they just get tangled up everytime I want...
    watergarden, Oct 17, 2011
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    CosmosGuy
    Oct 18, 2011
  16. miraflores

    mobile home

    ^^^ lol
    ^^^ lol
    ^^^ lol
    ^^^ lol
    miraflores, Oct 18, 2011
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    Axl
    Oct 18, 2011
  17. Val..

    Worlds most beautiful woman!!

    Kyle, I must agree with you on the now grown up Harry Potter girl in the first of your pics. She is indeed mint.Dim, I kind of agree about Talisa (or however its spelt) from X-Factor. She is a...
    Kyle, I must agree with you on the now grown up Harry Potter girl in the first of your pics. She is indeed mint.Dim, I kind of agree about Talisa (or however its spelt) from X-Factor. She is a very nice lady, but lately she'd been overdoing it on the make-up and is in danger of failing to meet...
    Kyle, I must agree with you on the now grown up Harry Potter girl in the first of your pics. She is indeed mint.Dim, I kind of agree about Talisa (or however its spelt) from X-Factor. She is a very nice lady, but lately she'd been overdoing it...
    Kyle, I must agree with you on the now grown up Harry Potter girl in the first of your pics. She is indeed mint.Dim, I kind of agree about Talisa (or however its spelt) from X-Factor. She is a...
    Val.., Oct 16, 2011 ... 2 3
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    clueless1
    Oct 18, 2011
  18. strongylodon
    Like x 6

    At last

    Even more when I cut back the row of Lilac behind the fence, which are ours anyway, it's level too just right for an oldie!:)
    Even more when I cut back the row of Lilac behind the fence, which are ours anyway, it's level too just right for an oldie!:)
    Even more when I cut back the row of Lilac behind the fence, which are ours anyway, it's level too just right for an oldie!:)
    Even more when I cut back the row of Lilac behind the fence, which are ours anyway, it's level too just right for an oldie!:)
    strongylodon, Oct 17, 2011
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    strongylodon
    Oct 18, 2011
  19. Sheal
    Like x 7

    Laxey Wheel

    Shiney, I hadn't even heard of this until Ziggy started getting scientific! So it's a bit late for me to be worrying about being becquerelled. :D I think we're more in danger here of eating...
    Shiney, I hadn't even heard of this until Ziggy started getting scientific! So it's a bit late for me to be worrying about being becquerelled. :D I think we're more in danger here of eating dodgy sheep. The sheep on high ground are still being monitored for radiation levels from the Chernobyl...
    Shiney, I hadn't even heard of this until Ziggy started getting scientific! So it's a bit late for me to be worrying about being becquerelled. :D I think we're more in danger here of eating dodgy sheep. The sheep on high ground are still being...
    Shiney, I hadn't even heard of this until Ziggy started getting scientific! So it's a bit late for me to be worrying about being becquerelled. :D I think we're more in danger here of eating...
    Sheal, Oct 16, 2011
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    Sheal
    Oct 18, 2011
  20. capney
    Like x 3

    You just got to laugh..

    Who? Me? Never!!!! :heehee: That was someone pretending to be me :loll:
    Who? Me? Never!!!! :heehee: That was someone pretending to be me :loll:
    Who? Me? Never!!!! :heehee: That was someone pretending to be me :loll:
    Who? Me? Never!!!! :heehee: That was someone pretending to be me :loll:
    capney, Oct 17, 2011 ... 2
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    shiney
    Oct 19, 2011
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