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  1. maria

    wrapping!

    Yes, me too.
    Yes, me too.
    Yes, me too.
    Yes, me too.
    maria, Dec 16, 2014
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    Val..
    Dec 18, 2014
  2. JJ28

    fuel or foe?

    Thought the Cherries were a bit woody :th scifD36:
    Thought the Cherries were a bit woody :th scifD36:
    Thought the Cherries were a bit woody :th scifD36:
    Thought the Cherries were a bit woody :th scifD36:
    JJ28, Dec 12, 2014 ... 2
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    Phil A
    Dec 17, 2014
  3. Val..

    Ronseal paint & Grain

    Nope, I thought of something better :ideaIPB: (I think!!!!)
    Nope, I thought of something better :ideaIPB: (I think!!!!)
    Nope, I thought of something better :ideaIPB: (I think!!!!)
    Nope, I thought of something better :ideaIPB: (I think!!!!)
    Val.., Dec 15, 2014
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    Val..
    Dec 16, 2014
  4. Barefoothaven

    Summer In New Zealand? Yea Right!

    Yes please shiney..... Yes, soon I'll be complaining that it's too hot & we haven't had rain for weeks. Oh well :)Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
    Yes please shiney..... Yes, soon I'll be complaining that it's too hot & we haven't had rain for weeks. Oh well :)Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
    Yes please shiney..... Yes, soon I'll be complaining that it's too hot & we haven't had rain for weeks. Oh well :)Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
    Yes please shiney..... Yes, soon I'll be complaining that it's too hot & we haven't had rain for weeks. Oh well :)Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
    Barefoothaven, Dec 15, 2014
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    Barefoothaven
    Dec 15, 2014
  5. clueless1

    Hernia

    This is me when doing a sit up :biggrin: Warning: Contains scenes of gore and comedy :snork:
    This is me when doing a sit up :biggrin: Warning: Contains scenes of gore and comedy :snork:
    This is me when doing a sit up :biggrin: Warning: Contains scenes of gore and comedy :snork:
    This is me when doing a sit up :biggrin: Warning: Contains scenes of gore and comedy :snork:
    clueless1, Dec 12, 2014 ... 2
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    NorthantsGeezer
    Dec 15, 2014
  6. maria

    why oh why did i even start????

    we had marrow competitions with my brothers as kids and my mum grew lots of veg and a huge flower circle that would be used for the bonfire on Nov 5th it must of been the ash that made the flowers...
    we had marrow competitions with my brothers as kids and my mum grew lots of veg and a huge flower circle that would be used for the bonfire on Nov 5th it must of been the ash that made the flowers grow as that earth was cooked each year , I knew blood & bone was good for the garden as my mum...
    we had marrow competitions with my brothers as kids and my mum grew lots of veg and a huge flower circle that would be used for the bonfire on Nov 5th it must of been the ash that made the flowers grow as that earth was cooked each year , I knew...
    we had marrow competitions with my brothers as kids and my mum grew lots of veg and a huge flower circle that would be used for the bonfire on Nov 5th it must of been the ash that made the flowers...
    maria, Dec 13, 2014 ... 2
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    Spruce
    Dec 14, 2014
  7. clueless1
    Like x 6

    Good people

    That's nice to know, Clueless. :)I agree with Maria. That sort of thing is quite normal in our experience. We would do it without thinking.Some years back we were on our way home, about 1...
    That's nice to know, Clueless. :)I agree with Maria. That sort of thing is quite normal in our experience. We would do it without thinking.Some years back we were on our way home, about 1 a.m., from a night out in London and came across a couple who's axle had broken on their car. They...
    That's nice to know, Clueless. :)I agree with Maria. That sort of thing is quite normal in our experience. We would do it without thinking.Some years back we were on our way home, about 1 a.m., from a night out in London and came across a...
    That's nice to know, Clueless. :)I agree with Maria. That sort of thing is quite normal in our experience. We would do it without thinking.Some years back we were on our way home, about 1...
    clueless1, Dec 14, 2014
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    shiney
    Dec 14, 2014
  8. Sheal

    Dinner invite....

    I'd invite our two late fathers. There was so much they said and we either didn't pay attention to or have forgotten.On the subject of cars, I once had a little NSU Prinz called Puck. It often...
    I'd invite our two late fathers. There was so much they said and we either didn't pay attention to or have forgotten.On the subject of cars, I once had a little NSU Prinz called Puck. It often didn't start. "Oh Puck!"
    I'd invite our two late fathers. There was so much they said and we either didn't pay attention to or have forgotten.On the subject of cars, I once had a little NSU Prinz called Puck. It often didn't start. "Oh Puck!"
    I'd invite our two late fathers. There was so much they said and we either didn't pay attention to or have forgotten.On the subject of cars, I once had a little NSU Prinz called Puck. It often...
    Sheal, Dec 11, 2014 ... 2
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    Dave W
    Dec 14, 2014
  9. "M"
    Like x 5

    OMG!!!! I've got INCOMING!!!!

    Shh! :th scifD36: (I have call guardian :blue thumb:)
    Shh! :th scifD36: (I have call guardian :blue thumb:)
    Shh! :th scifD36: (I have call guardian :blue thumb:)
    Shh! :th scifD36: (I have call guardian :blue thumb:)
    "M", Dec 12, 2014
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    "M"
    Dec 14, 2014
  10. Spruce
    Friendly x 10

    Warm Wishes for Christmas and the New Year

    Enjoy yourselves everyone! :)
    Enjoy yourselves everyone! :)
    Enjoy yourselves everyone! :)
    Enjoy yourselves everyone! :)
    upload_2014-12-13_18-41-56.jpeg xxxxx.jpg xxxxx.jpg wreath15.gif img119.jpg
    Spruce, Dec 13, 2014 ... 2
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    Sheal
    Dec 14, 2014
  11. shiney
    Like x 3

    Music Helps An Old Man

    :goodpost: Shiney...It's amazing what a difference music can make to people.I once cared for a lady that had a stroke and although she hadn't lost her speech entirely she was unable to communicate very...
    :goodpost: Shiney...It's amazing what a difference music can make to people.I once cared for a lady that had a stroke and although she hadn't lost her speech entirely she was unable to communicate very well,yet she could sing every word as clear as crystal to her favourite songs .I did try to encourage...
    :goodpost: Shiney...It's amazing what a difference music can make to people.I once cared for a lady that had a stroke and although she hadn't lost her speech entirely she was unable to communicate very well,yet she could sing every word as clear as...
    :goodpost: Shiney...It's amazing what a difference music can make to people.I once cared for a lady that had a stroke and although she hadn't lost her speech entirely she was unable to communicate very...
    shiney, Dec 12, 2014
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    Lolimac
    Dec 13, 2014
  12. HarryS

    118 118 Rip off !

    To add to my statement above. Although it's an 0800 number it may not be free from mobiles.
    To add to my statement above. Although it's an 0800 number it may not be free from mobiles.
    To add to my statement above. Although it's an 0800 number it may not be free from mobiles.
    To add to my statement above. Although it's an 0800 number it may not be free from mobiles.
    HarryS, Dec 13, 2014
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    shiney
    Dec 13, 2014
  13. Bilbo675
    Like x 16

    How Time Flies!

    Fantastic news Bilbo, so so pleased.. I have popped into your FB page and thought you must be ticking along.. I am so pleased new doors are still opening to make it even better... :yahoo:
    Fantastic news Bilbo, so so pleased.. I have popped into your FB page and thought you must be ticking along.. I am so pleased new doors are still opening to make it even better... :yahoo:
    Fantastic news Bilbo, so so pleased.. I have popped into your FB page and thought you must be ticking along.. I am so pleased new doors are still opening to make it even better... :yahoo:
    Fantastic news Bilbo, so so pleased.. I have popped into your FB page and thought you must be ticking along.. I am so pleased new doors are still opening to make it even better... :yahoo:
    Bilbo675, Dec 10, 2014 ... 2
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    Marley Farley
    Dec 13, 2014
  14. Sheal
    Funny x 6

    Guess who's guilty!

    Tks Zigs :-)Jack McH
    Tks Zigs :-)Jack McH
    Tks Zigs :-)Jack McH
    Tks Zigs :-)Jack McH
    Sheal, Dec 11, 2014 ... 2
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    Jack McHammocklashing
    Dec 12, 2014
  15. Val..

    Question Time David Dimbleby last night.

    Too funny!!!!! :roflol:I watched a radio interview with him yesterday (why did someone video it? :noidea: ). Anyway, the topic concerned: breastfeeding.Now, while he stipulated that he had no personal...
    Too funny!!!!! :roflol:I watched a radio interview with him yesterday (why did someone video it? :noidea: ). Anyway, the topic concerned: breastfeeding.Now, while he stipulated that he had no personal objection to women breast feeding in public places, he then went on to state that he could understand...
    Too funny!!!!! :roflol:I watched a radio interview with him yesterday (why did someone video it? :noidea: ). Anyway, the topic concerned: breastfeeding.Now, while he stipulated that he had no personal objection to women breast feeding in public places, he...
    Too funny!!!!! :roflol:I watched a radio interview with him yesterday (why did someone video it? :noidea: ). Anyway, the topic concerned: breastfeeding.Now, while he stipulated that he had no personal...
    Val.., Dec 12, 2014
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    "M"
    Dec 12, 2014
  16. shiney

    Good Advice If you're starting In The Arts - or anything!!

    This is quite a long speech but well worth listening to. :blue thumb:Believe in yourself and go ahead and do it. Bilbo's new thread reminded me of this speech. :love30:Here's Bilbo's thread but also take the...
    This is quite a long speech but well worth listening to. :blue thumb:Believe in yourself and go ahead and do it. Bilbo's new thread reminded me of this speech. :love30:Here's Bilbo's thread but also take the time to listen to the speech. It gets to you the more it goes on.Bilbo'sSpeech
    This is quite a long speech but well worth listening to. :blue thumb:Believe in yourself and go ahead and do it. Bilbo's new thread reminded me of this speech. :love30:Here's Bilbo's thread but also take the time to listen to the speech. It gets to you the...
    This is quite a long speech but well worth listening to. :blue thumb:Believe in yourself and go ahead and do it. Bilbo's new thread reminded me of this speech. :love30:Here's Bilbo's thread but also take the...
    shiney, Dec 12, 2014
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    shiney
    Dec 12, 2014
  17. Fat Controller
    Like x 4

    I just had to share this!

    I spy, with my little eye, a wise old owl, telling a porky pie ... you work too hard during the day to even cat nap!!!! :roflol: Two words: pobbles and tiling :whistle: :heehee:
    I spy, with my little eye, a wise old owl, telling a porky pie ... you work too hard during the day to even cat nap!!!! :roflol: Two words: pobbles and tiling :whistle: :heehee:
    I spy, with my little eye, a wise old owl, telling a porky pie ... you work too hard during the day to even cat nap!!!! :roflol: Two words: pobbles and tiling :whistle: :heehee:
    I spy, with my little eye, a wise old owl, telling a porky pie ... you work too hard during the day to even cat nap!!!! :roflol: Two words: pobbles and tiling :whistle: :heehee:
    Fat Controller, Dec 10, 2014
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    "M"
    Dec 10, 2014
  18. Jungle Jane

    Hit by a car

    Jane, I hope you feel better now.Regardless of who was at fault I would guess that the amount which could be claimed by either party is unlikely to be more than their excess and almost certainly...
    Jane, I hope you feel better now.Regardless of who was at fault I would guess that the amount which could be claimed by either party is unlikely to be more than their excess and almost certainly would hit their next premium.Unless you exchanged details at the time Jane ,whereas you do know...
    Jane, I hope you feel better now.Regardless of who was at fault I would guess that the amount which could be claimed by either party is unlikely to be more than their excess and almost certainly would hit their next premium.Unless you...
    Jane, I hope you feel better now.Regardless of who was at fault I would guess that the amount which could be claimed by either party is unlikely to be more than their excess and almost certainly...
    Jungle Jane, Dec 6, 2014 ... 4 5 6
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    westwales
    Dec 10, 2014
  19. kindredspirit
    Like x 5

    A few old pics

    Those pictures were chilling and thought provoking, amazing!
    Those pictures were chilling and thought provoking, amazing!
    Those pictures were chilling and thought provoking, amazing!
    Those pictures were chilling and thought provoking, amazing!
    kindredspirit, Dec 9, 2014
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    Sheal
    Dec 9, 2014
  20. shiney

    Important - Screening For Men - Serious.

    It's like living with a time bomb inside you "M" and sadly my father-in-law had finally received the date for his op which was just a few weeks later.
    It's like living with a time bomb inside you "M" and sadly my father-in-law had finally received the date for his op which was just a few weeks later.
    It's like living with a time bomb inside you "M" and sadly my father-in-law had finally received the date for his op which was just a few weeks later.
    It's like living with a time bomb inside you "M" and sadly my father-in-law had finally received the date for his op which was just a few weeks later.
    shiney, Dec 4, 2014
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    Sheal
    Dec 9, 2014
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