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  2. Gardeners Corner Question Time

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  1. Val..

    Well, it is now UNLAWFUL to keep a dangerous man in jail!!!!!!

    The thread title applies to the man in the thread, so in this case is correct.:)
    The thread title applies to the man in the thread, so in this case is correct.:)
    The thread title applies to the man in the thread, so in this case is correct.:)
    The thread title applies to the man in the thread, so in this case is correct.:)
    Val.., Dec 9, 2014
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    Val..
    Dec 9, 2014
  2. Lolimac

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY HARRYS

    happy birthday!:)
    happy birthday!:)
    happy birthday!:)
    happy birthday!:)
    Lolimac, Dec 1, 2014 ... 2
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    maria
    Dec 9, 2014
  3. Val..

    Foods which I REALLY hate!!!!

    I can honestly say there are only two things I can't stomach (literally!)Lemon meringue pie ciderI'll give most things a go though.
    I can honestly say there are only two things I can't stomach (literally!)Lemon meringue pie ciderI'll give most things a go though.
    I can honestly say there are only two things I can't stomach (literally!)Lemon meringue pie ciderI'll give most things a go though.
    I can honestly say there are only two things I can't stomach (literally!)Lemon meringue pie ciderI'll give most things a go though.
    Val.., Dec 3, 2014 ... 2 3 4
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    "M"
    Dec 9, 2014
  4. clueless1

    Think I might have fractured my foot

    Yup seek treatment now else it will be painful all the time..
    Yup seek treatment now else it will be painful all the time..
    Yup seek treatment now else it will be painful all the time..
    Yup seek treatment now else it will be painful all the time..
    clueless1, Dec 8, 2014
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    Marley Farley
    Dec 9, 2014
  5. "M"
    Friendly x 4

    Being pushed to my limit now ....

    "M" it has to improve now... :SUNsmile:
    "M" it has to improve now... :SUNsmile:
    "M" it has to improve now... :SUNsmile:
    "M" it has to improve now... :SUNsmile:
    "M", Dec 7, 2014 ... 2
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    Marley Farley
    Dec 9, 2014
  6. Val..

    Sticks like sh*t !!!

    Nearly everything is better than that. Pink grip is far superior
    Nearly everything is better than that. Pink grip is far superior
    Nearly everything is better than that. Pink grip is far superior
    Nearly everything is better than that. Pink grip is far superior
    Val.., Dec 8, 2014
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    Fat Controller
    Dec 8, 2014
  7. pete

    Is the NHS in crisis

    We know your nurses are good Vicky, we have them over hear.
    We know your nurses are good Vicky, we have them over hear.
    We know your nurses are good Vicky, we have them over hear.
    We know your nurses are good Vicky, we have them over hear.
    pete, Dec 7, 2014
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    roders
    Dec 8, 2014
  8. Autumn bliss

    Christmas

    going out for dinner on Christmas Day. So that is done.. LOL.
    going out for dinner on Christmas Day. So that is done.. LOL.
    going out for dinner on Christmas Day. So that is done.. LOL.
    going out for dinner on Christmas Day. So that is done.. LOL.
    Autumn bliss, Dec 7, 2014 ... 2
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    redstar
    Dec 8, 2014
  9. Phil A
    Like x 11

    GC Meadows

    track plan.jpg track repairs.jpg upload_2014-12-7_22-7-54.jpeg
    Phil A, Jul 9, 2014 ... 7 8 9
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    ARMANDII
    Dec 7, 2014
  10. Val..

    JOBS which I really hate!!!!!

    Dusting and changing bins.
    Dusting and changing bins.
    Dusting and changing bins.
    Dusting and changing bins.
    Val.., Dec 6, 2014 ... 2
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    Jungle Jane
    Dec 7, 2014
  11. CharlieBot
    Like x 5

    Our Christmas tree.

    Creative! :thumbsup:Where did you get your inspiration from?
    Creative! :thumbsup:Where did you get your inspiration from?
    Creative! :thumbsup:Where did you get your inspiration from?
    Creative! :thumbsup:Where did you get your inspiration from?
    CharlieBot, Dec 2, 2014
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    "M"
    Dec 7, 2014
  12. liliana
    Like x 11

    Xmas come early.!!

    :yay: Congratulations!!!! :yay:Totally thrilled for you :spinning:
    :yay: Congratulations!!!! :yay:Totally thrilled for you :spinning:
    :yay: Congratulations!!!! :yay:Totally thrilled for you :spinning:
    :yay: Congratulations!!!! :yay:Totally thrilled for you :spinning:
    liliana, Dec 5, 2014 ... 2
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    "M"
    Dec 7, 2014
  13. Val..

    Would you object to being microchipped?

    Well.... I was hospitalised again on Thursday after having to call 999 (first time ever for me). Regarding my medical wrist band, the paramedic didnt even know how to open it :frown:, and I had to point...
    Well.... I was hospitalised again on Thursday after having to call 999 (first time ever for me). Regarding my medical wrist band, the paramedic didnt even know how to open it :frown:, and I had to point it out to him as I was in no fit state to be remembering and calling out my meds. I was very...
    Well.... I was hospitalised again on Thursday after having to call 999 (first time ever for me). Regarding my medical wrist band, the paramedic didnt even know how to open it :frown:, and I had to point it out to him as I was in no fit state to be...
    Well.... I was hospitalised again on Thursday after having to call 999 (first time ever for me). Regarding my medical wrist band, the paramedic didnt even know how to open it :frown:, and I had to point...
    Val.., Oct 27, 2014 ... 2 3
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    NorthantsGeezer
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  14. Val..
    Agree x 3

    Black Friday shoppers!!!

    Know exactly what you mean. A friend's conversation by phone with her son ( work stressed) the other night. "Have you any hints or clues for me as to what the girls would like for Christmas from...
    Know exactly what you mean. A friend's conversation by phone with her son ( work stressed) the other night. "Have you any hints or clues for me as to what the girls would like for Christmas from us?" His reply about "for goodness sake Mum, your a female - how should I know?" was not what she...
    Know exactly what you mean. A friend's conversation by phone with her son ( work stressed) the other night. "Have you any hints or clues for me as to what the girls would like for Christmas from us?" His reply about "for goodness sake Mum, ...
    Know exactly what you mean. A friend's conversation by phone with her son ( work stressed) the other night. "Have you any hints or clues for me as to what the girls would like for Christmas from...
    Val.., Nov 29, 2014 ... 2 3
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    Jenny namaste
    Dec 7, 2014
  15. Fat Controller
    Like x 4

    Natural selection?

    I have rear sensors, they are a bit over sensitive regarding distance, I'd turn them off if I could work out how, I also had them on a mondeo a few years ago.I backed straight into the corner of...
    I have rear sensors, they are a bit over sensitive regarding distance, I'd turn them off if I could work out how, I also had them on a mondeo a few years ago.I backed straight into the corner of a stack of aluminium partitioning in a builders yard, not a sound was heard from the things, but...
    I have rear sensors, they are a bit over sensitive regarding distance, I'd turn them off if I could work out how, I also had them on a mondeo a few years ago.I backed straight into the corner of a stack of aluminium partitioning in a builders...
    I have rear sensors, they are a bit over sensitive regarding distance, I'd turn them off if I could work out how, I also had them on a mondeo a few years ago.I backed straight into the corner of...
    Fat Controller, Dec 4, 2014 ... 2
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    pete
    Dec 5, 2014
  16. Jack McHammocklashing
    Agree x 4

    Heating story (coldest day of year so far)

    Nestbox for Jackdaws.
    Nestbox for Jackdaws.
    Nestbox for Jackdaws.
    Nestbox for Jackdaws.
    Jack McHammocklashing, Dec 3, 2014 ... 2
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    Scrungee
    Dec 5, 2014
  17. Lolimac

    Happy Birthday Fern..

    Happy Belated Birthday hope it was a really great day for you!
    Happy Belated Birthday hope it was a really great day for you!
    Happy Belated Birthday hope it was a really great day for you!
    Happy Belated Birthday hope it was a really great day for you!
    Lolimac, Dec 2, 2014 ... 2
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    Adendoll
    Dec 4, 2014
  18. Phil A

    We'm getting a new Thrupenny Bit then

    And there speaks the voice of experience!!!!:heehee::loll::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    And there speaks the voice of experience!!!!:heehee::loll::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    And there speaks the voice of experience!!!!:heehee::loll::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    And there speaks the voice of experience!!!!:heehee::loll::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Phil A, Dec 2, 2014 ... 2
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    ARMANDII
    Dec 3, 2014
  19. Sheal

    The calm before......

    Hope you feel better soon Kandy:)
    Hope you feel better soon Kandy:)
    Hope you feel better soon Kandy:)
    Hope you feel better soon Kandy:)
    Sheal, Dec 2, 2014 ... 2
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    Autumn bliss
    Dec 3, 2014
  20. Val..

    Lovely story!!

    Val.., Dec 3, 2014
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    Val..
    Dec 3, 2014
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