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  1. clueless1

    Cement - how long til it sets

    I've rendered with quick setting cement, never again :thumbsup: that stuff sets when you're mixing it
    I've rendered with quick setting cement, never again :thumbsup: that stuff sets when you're mixing it
    I've rendered with quick setting cement, never again :thumbsup: that stuff sets when you're mixing it
    I've rendered with quick setting cement, never again :thumbsup: that stuff sets when you're mixing it
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  2. wiseowl
    Like x 3

    Church Pew treatment

    :DOH::DOH:Oh Woo!...Had I seen this post I would have picked one up for myself today:DOH::DOH:
    :DOH::DOH:Oh Woo!...Had I seen this post I would have picked one up for myself today:DOH::DOH:
    :DOH::DOH:Oh Woo!...Had I seen this post I would have picked one up for myself today:DOH::DOH:
    :DOH::DOH:Oh Woo!...Had I seen this post I would have picked one up for myself today:DOH::DOH:
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  3. capney

    Thailand floods

    Update : Thai floods reach northern Bangkok - FT.com
    Update : Thai floods reach northern Bangkok - FT.com
    Update : Thai floods reach northern Bangkok - FT.com
    Update : Thai floods reach northern Bangkok - FT.com
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  4. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Axl

    It's a bit late Axl but Happy Birthday! :hapbirth:
    It's a bit late Axl but Happy Birthday! :hapbirth:
    It's a bit late Axl but Happy Birthday! :hapbirth:
    It's a bit late Axl but Happy Birthday! :hapbirth:
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  5. watergarden

    Certificates

    I on my own accord got a degree in Electronics The company I was later employed by put me in for a national, city and guilds basic electrical knowldege exam held within the industry I had to...
    I on my own accord got a degree in Electronics The company I was later employed by put me in for a national, city and guilds basic electrical knowldege exam held within the industry I had to attend fully paid eight weeks basic electronic knowledge course and at the end I passed the exam 100%...
    I on my own accord got a degree in Electronics The company I was later employed by put me in for a national, city and guilds basic electrical knowldege exam held within the industry I had to attend fully paid eight weeks basic electronic...
    I on my own accord got a degree in Electronics The company I was later employed by put me in for a national, city and guilds basic electrical knowldege exam held within the industry I had to...
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  6. Victoria

    And so it rained ....

    I know the feeling and I was only on the Isle of Wight:heehee: I'll never forget when Tesco's had a shortage on my Havana Club 7 Rum:loll::thumb:
    I know the feeling and I was only on the Isle of Wight:heehee: I'll never forget when Tesco's had a shortage on my Havana Club 7 Rum:loll::thumb:
    I know the feeling and I was only on the Isle of Wight:heehee: I'll never forget when Tesco's had a shortage on my Havana Club 7 Rum:loll::thumb:
    I know the feeling and I was only on the Isle of Wight:heehee: I'll never forget when Tesco's had a shortage on my Havana Club 7 Rum:loll::thumb:
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  7. Phil A

    New Article

    The original document has got loads of paragraphs, it just lost the gaps when I copied and pasted it. I'll put them back in:dbgrtmb: Did find some alien life in my tea cup, got back to site & my mate had...
    The original document has got loads of paragraphs, it just lost the gaps when I copied and pasted it. I'll put them back in:dbgrtmb: Did find some alien life in my tea cup, got back to site & my mate had used it to clear out a drain:DOH:
    The original document has got loads of paragraphs, it just lost the gaps when I copied and pasted it. I'll put them back in:dbgrtmb: Did find some alien life in my tea cup, got back to site & my mate had used it to clear out a drain:DOH:
    The original document has got loads of paragraphs, it just lost the gaps when I copied and pasted it. I'll put them back in:dbgrtmb: Did find some alien life in my tea cup, got back to site & my mate had...
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  8. joolz68

    wheres bambooruth gone ??

    i think her sis was racheal but ive not seen her on here either :scratch:
    i think her sis was racheal but ive not seen her on here either :scratch:
    i think her sis was racheal but ive not seen her on here either :scratch:
    i think her sis was racheal but ive not seen her on here either :scratch:
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  9. Victoria
    Like x 4

    What would you really like to have done ... ?

    Quote Auntie Mimi Playing the guitar is all well and good John, but you will never earn a living from it JOHN LENNON :-) Jack McH
    Quote Auntie Mimi Playing the guitar is all well and good John, but you will never earn a living from it JOHN LENNON :-) Jack McH
    Quote Auntie Mimi Playing the guitar is all well and good John, but you will never earn a living from it JOHN LENNON :-) Jack McH
    Quote Auntie Mimi Playing the guitar is all well and good John, but you will never earn a living from it JOHN LENNON :-) Jack McH
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  10. Nat75

    Song on Gardeners world

    Thanks Aesculus, It's the first one I was after
    Thanks Aesculus, It's the first one I was after
    Thanks Aesculus, It's the first one I was after
    Thanks Aesculus, It's the first one I was after
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  11. chitting kaz

    colemans new ad

    You mean there was some doubt about that, Chitting Kaz?:scratch::D:heehee:
    You mean there was some doubt about that, Chitting Kaz?:scratch::D:heehee:
    You mean there was some doubt about that, Chitting Kaz?:scratch::D:heehee:
    You mean there was some doubt about that, Chitting Kaz?:scratch::D:heehee:
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  12. HYDROGEN86

    6-1

    Thats right Axl :dbgrtmb: If anyone else has any trouble reading the help line number here it is...0161 6-1 6-1 6-1:D
    Thats right Axl :dbgrtmb: If anyone else has any trouble reading the help line number here it is...0161 6-1 6-1 6-1:D
    Thats right Axl :dbgrtmb: If anyone else has any trouble reading the help line number here it is...0161 6-1 6-1 6-1:D
    Thats right Axl :dbgrtmb: If anyone else has any trouble reading the help line number here it is...0161 6-1 6-1 6-1:D
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  13. *dim*

    Import Duties

    Glad you got it sorted *dim*:thumbsup:
    Glad you got it sorted *dim*:thumbsup:
    Glad you got it sorted *dim*:thumbsup:
    Glad you got it sorted *dim*:thumbsup:
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  14. Ramy

    Blue and red central heating pegs

    As previous post REPLACE the timer clock If it is just the same "times" everyday £7 "Variable times" over a week £25 DIY simple if you are able to do DIY THINGS MAKE SURE THE ELECTRICITY IS...
    As previous post REPLACE the timer clock If it is just the same "times" everyday £7 "Variable times" over a week £25 DIY simple if you are able to do DIY THINGS MAKE SURE THE ELECTRICITY IS TURNED OFF Get a small electrical jobs bloke out of the local paper for £20 to fit it Fashion the...
    As previous post REPLACE the timer clock If it is just the same "times" everyday £7 "Variable times" over a week £25 DIY simple if you are able to do DIY THINGS MAKE SURE THE ELECTRICITY IS TURNED OFF Get a small electrical jobs bloke out of...
    As previous post REPLACE the timer clock If it is just the same "times" everyday £7 "Variable times" over a week £25 DIY simple if you are able to do DIY THINGS MAKE SURE THE ELECTRICITY IS...
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  15. Phil A
    Like x 10

    What HAVE you been up to now Woo?

    I think it has a career in panto ahead of it.
    I think it has a career in panto ahead of it.
    I think it has a career in panto ahead of it.
    I think it has a career in panto ahead of it.
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  16. Phil A

    Threatened by Travellers

    Only just seen this thread Ziggy .. Lots of folk caught off gaurd by the travellers ,so assure your sister she is not alone, they certainly have the patter and charm when needed .. However this...
    Only just seen this thread Ziggy .. Lots of folk caught off gaurd by the travellers ,so assure your sister she is not alone, they certainly have the patter and charm when needed .. However this situation should not be taken to lightly ,as I'm sure you are aware..Unusual for them to want a...
    Only just seen this thread Ziggy .. Lots of folk caught off gaurd by the travellers ,so assure your sister she is not alone, they certainly have the patter and charm when needed .. However this situation should not be taken to lightly ,as I'm...
    Only just seen this thread Ziggy .. Lots of folk caught off gaurd by the travellers ,so assure your sister she is not alone, they certainly have the patter and charm when needed .. However this...
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  17. *dim*
    Like x 7

    Amazing video of an Eagle Owl - 1000 frames per second

    :thumbsup: Fantastic dim.. :thumbsup:
    :thumbsup: Fantastic dim.. :thumbsup:
    :thumbsup: Fantastic dim.. :thumbsup:
    :thumbsup: Fantastic dim.. :thumbsup:
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  18. shiney
    Like x 11

    To All Pet Owners - And Non-Pet Owners

    Brilliant Shiney:dbgrtmb:
    Brilliant Shiney:dbgrtmb:
    Brilliant Shiney:dbgrtmb:
    Brilliant Shiney:dbgrtmb:
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  19. gcc3663

    Firework Night

    The ones you get in the supermarkets are dangerous in the wrong hands, but as you say, they are generally a bit feeble by comparison to some fireworks you can buy.The ones that are popular...
    The ones you get in the supermarkets are dangerous in the wrong hands, but as you say, they are generally a bit feeble by comparison to some fireworks you can buy.The ones that are popular with today's youth (and lets not kid ourselves, they'd have been popular to all of us as youths if they...
    The ones you get in the supermarkets are dangerous in the wrong hands, but as you say, they are generally a bit feeble by comparison to some fireworks you can buy.The ones that are popular with today's youth (and lets not kid ourselves,...
    The ones you get in the supermarkets are dangerous in the wrong hands, but as you say, they are generally a bit feeble by comparison to some fireworks you can buy.The ones that are popular...
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  20. jjordie

    Wills. Any legal eagles on GC?

    :loll:Well, if you care to call round Sis we will be only too pleased for you to be a witness but thought 192 miles each way was a bit much to ask:heehee:
    :loll:Well, if you care to call round Sis we will be only too pleased for you to be a witness but thought 192 miles each way was a bit much to ask:heehee:
    :loll:Well, if you care to call round Sis we will be only too pleased for you to be a witness but thought 192 miles each way was a bit much to ask:heehee:
    :loll:Well, if you care to call round Sis we will be only too pleased for you to be a witness but thought 192 miles each way was a bit much to ask:heehee:
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