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  1. The Muppet Show

    ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!! Section For General Banter And Laughs Including Jokes
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  2. Gardeners Corner Question Time

    Members willing to be interrogated by other members can start a thread in here. PLEASE READ THE STICKY ANNOUNCEMENT FIRST.
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  1. CharlieBot
    Friendly x 7

    Stolen purse

    Also Contact your local Citizens Advice centre they are very helpful..
    Also Contact your local Citizens Advice centre they are very helpful..
    Also Contact your local Citizens Advice centre they are very helpful..
    Also Contact your local Citizens Advice centre they are very helpful..
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  2. shiney
    Funny x 4

    Trouble with Squirrels?

    or this:
    or this:
    or this:
    or this:
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  3. Lolimac

    Happy Birthday Allan Hodgson

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALLAN!!!:hpybtd: :hpybtd:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALLAN!!!:hpybtd: :hpybtd:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALLAN!!!:hpybtd: :hpybtd:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALLAN!!!:hpybtd: :hpybtd:
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  4. Autumn bliss

    Real Christmas tree

    One thing to try and find out is if they are genuinely pot grown or pot pressed. Pot grown are grown from seedlings in pots that are sunk in the ground and then lifted, these of course have almost...
    One thing to try and find out is if they are genuinely pot grown or pot pressed. Pot grown are grown from seedlings in pots that are sunk in the ground and then lifted, these of course have almost a guaranteed chance of surviving.If they are pot pressed they are lifted by machinery and forced...
    One thing to try and find out is if they are genuinely pot grown or pot pressed. Pot grown are grown from seedlings in pots that are sunk in the ground and then lifted, these of course have almost a guaranteed chance of surviving.If they are...
    One thing to try and find out is if they are genuinely pot grown or pot pressed. Pot grown are grown from seedlings in pots that are sunk in the ground and then lifted, these of course have almost...
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  5. Phil A

    Is this right?

    It is unfair, we as taxpayers should tell DVLA to stop :mad:
    It is unfair, we as taxpayers should tell DVLA to stop :mad:
    It is unfair, we as taxpayers should tell DVLA to stop :mad:
    It is unfair, we as taxpayers should tell DVLA to stop :mad:
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  6. Lolimac

    Happy Birthday NorthantsGeezer

    My apologies for missing it. I hope your "big one" was enjoyable :dbgrtmb::biggrin:
    My apologies for missing it. I hope your "big one" was enjoyable :dbgrtmb::biggrin:
    My apologies for missing it. I hope your "big one" was enjoyable :dbgrtmb::biggrin:
    My apologies for missing it. I hope your "big one" was enjoyable :dbgrtmb::biggrin:
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  7. Kandy

    Wedding what would you do...

    Kandy, for my job, I am on call 7 days a week, 365 days a year, 24 hours a day. I deal with lots of human beings medical issues and staff situations. My cell is always on. When I go away, its...
    Kandy, for my job, I am on call 7 days a week, 365 days a year, 24 hours a day. I deal with lots of human beings medical issues and staff situations. My cell is always on. When I go away, its planning, planning, planning. Making sure things are in place and being available to direct from...
    Kandy, for my job, I am on call 7 days a week, 365 days a year, 24 hours a day. I deal with lots of human beings medical issues and staff situations. My cell is always on. When I go away, its planning, planning, planning. Making sure things...
    Kandy, for my job, I am on call 7 days a week, 365 days a year, 24 hours a day. I deal with lots of human beings medical issues and staff situations. My cell is always on. When I go away, its...
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  8. JohnD

    Something for Exotic car buffs

    That white one does look good.
    That white one does look good.
    That white one does look good.
    That white one does look good.
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  9. maria

    happy Saint Andrews day:)

    Thank you Autumn ... I knew it was 'something' ... 1) our Banana Man's birthday and 2) my 'new' Nephew' .. xx
    Thank you Autumn ... I knew it was 'something' ... 1) our Banana Man's birthday and 2) my 'new' Nephew' .. xx
    Thank you Autumn ... I knew it was 'something' ... 1) our Banana Man's birthday and 2) my 'new' Nephew' .. xx
    Thank you Autumn ... I knew it was 'something' ... 1) our Banana Man's birthday and 2) my 'new' Nephew' .. xx
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  10. NorthantsGeezer
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  11. Phil A

    Happy Saint Andrew's Day

    To all our Kilted members :)Hope you enjoy tossing the caber or whatever it is you do today :)
    To all our Kilted members :)Hope you enjoy tossing the caber or whatever it is you do today :)
    To all our Kilted members :)Hope you enjoy tossing the caber or whatever it is you do today :)
    To all our Kilted members :)Hope you enjoy tossing the caber or whatever it is you do today :)
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  12. Webmaster
    Funny x 7

    Saw a video and thought it was so funny ....

    Brilliant :lolpt:Something about that spot on cats and dogs, they love a good scratch there.
    Brilliant :lolpt:Something about that spot on cats and dogs, they love a good scratch there.
    Brilliant :lolpt:Something about that spot on cats and dogs, they love a good scratch there.
    Brilliant :lolpt:Something about that spot on cats and dogs, they love a good scratch there.
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  13. maria

    ggggrrrr girls!! give me boys any day!

    Nah, not just you - my nephews seem to be much less hassle than my daughter or my niece
    Nah, not just you - my nephews seem to be much less hassle than my daughter or my niece
    Nah, not just you - my nephews seem to be much less hassle than my daughter or my niece
    Nah, not just you - my nephews seem to be much less hassle than my daughter or my niece
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  14. clueless1

    Pulled muscle

    No, its just bought stuff. Found a really cheap supplier on Amazon.
    No, its just bought stuff. Found a really cheap supplier on Amazon.
    No, its just bought stuff. Found a really cheap supplier on Amazon.
    No, its just bought stuff. Found a really cheap supplier on Amazon.
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  15. Mad Hatter

    Family Tree/Ancestry Search

    Thanks! I've had a look at several websites so far, and have been recommended to try ancestry.com by a friend on another forum.Thankyou! Though that isn't possible. I no longer have contact,...
    Thanks! I've had a look at several websites so far, and have been recommended to try ancestry.com by a friend on another forum.Thankyou! Though that isn't possible. I no longer have contact, and that is part of the reason I moved from England to sweden.Haha! I'm fairly sure I top that...
    Thanks! I've had a look at several websites so far, and have been recommended to try ancestry.com by a friend on another forum.Thankyou! Though that isn't possible. I no longer have contact, and that is part of the reason I moved from...
    Thanks! I've had a look at several websites so far, and have been recommended to try ancestry.com by a friend on another forum.Thankyou! Though that isn't possible. I no longer have contact,...
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  16. Val..

    Currently listening to.......where is thread??

    Don't be too Impatiens, they explode seeds all over the place :yikes:
    Don't be too Impatiens, they explode seeds all over the place :yikes:
    Don't be too Impatiens, they explode seeds all over the place :yikes:
    Don't be too Impatiens, they explode seeds all over the place :yikes:
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  17. clueless1
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  18. Lolimac

    Happy Birthday "LucyLocket"

    Thanks everyone, your wishes are very much appreciated.. :spinning:
    Thanks everyone, your wishes are very much appreciated.. :spinning:
    Thanks everyone, your wishes are very much appreciated.. :spinning:
    Thanks everyone, your wishes are very much appreciated.. :spinning:
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  19. Phil A

    Well I never

    well in my house its illegal for me not to make a sunday roast!!!:yikes::snork:
    well in my house its illegal for me not to make a sunday roast!!!:yikes::snork:
    well in my house its illegal for me not to make a sunday roast!!!:yikes::snork:
    well in my house its illegal for me not to make a sunday roast!!!:yikes::snork:
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  20. Val..

    What a load of rubbish!!!!!

    It weren't me M'lud!!! I was only there with my lorry because I was told it was a good bird watching site. :whistle:
    It weren't me M'lud!!! I was only there with my lorry because I was told it was a good bird watching site. :whistle:
    It weren't me M'lud!!! I was only there with my lorry because I was told it was a good bird watching site. :whistle:
    It weren't me M'lud!!! I was only there with my lorry because I was told it was a good bird watching site. :whistle:
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