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  1. Mad Hatter
    Like x 3

    Quitting smoking

    Update: Haven't wanted a cigarette for more than a few seconds since the day of my reckoning.
    Update: Haven't wanted a cigarette for more than a few seconds since the day of my reckoning.
    Update: Haven't wanted a cigarette for more than a few seconds since the day of my reckoning.
    Update: Haven't wanted a cigarette for more than a few seconds since the day of my reckoning.
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  2. JazzSi

    Daily Express are at it again

    All I heard from the BBC Weather forecasters was that the temperatures might drop somewhat but that they were pretty sure that, apart from Scotland getting their usual dose at this time of year,...
    All I heard from the BBC Weather forecasters was that the temperatures might drop somewhat but that they were pretty sure that, apart from Scotland getting their usual dose at this time of year, we would get no snow of any significance.:dunno::snork:
    All I heard from the BBC Weather forecasters was that the temperatures might drop somewhat but that they were pretty sure that, apart from Scotland getting their usual dose at this time of year, we would get no snow of any significance.:dunno::snork:
    All I heard from the BBC Weather forecasters was that the temperatures might drop somewhat but that they were pretty sure that, apart from Scotland getting their usual dose at this time of year,...
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  3. wiseowl
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  4. Val..
    Agree x 5

    Just a Rant!!

    Not really. We're just more than happy to share.I wouldn't use the word 'encroaching'. Women are realising that they can do jobs that they once assumed only a bloke can do. Why they assumed...
    Not really. We're just more than happy to share.I wouldn't use the word 'encroaching'. Women are realising that they can do jobs that they once assumed only a bloke can do. Why they assumed that is another matter. Perhaps they were conditioned to assume that, who knows. In any case,...
    Not really. We're just more than happy to share.I wouldn't use the word 'encroaching'. Women are realising that they can do jobs that they once assumed only a bloke can do. Why they assumed that is another matter. Perhaps they were...
    Not really. We're just more than happy to share.I wouldn't use the word 'encroaching'. Women are realising that they can do jobs that they once assumed only a bloke can do. Why they assumed...
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  5. nFrost

    Has 2014 been a very wet year?

    Too far North :sad:
    Too far North :sad:
    Too far North :sad:
    Too far North :sad:
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  6. Folly Mon
    Like x 16

    loving my job

    Lob the pic thru this Nick :)
    Lob the pic thru this Nick :)
    Lob the pic thru this Nick :)
    Lob the pic thru this Nick :)
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  7. Phil A

    Murder in Space

    The left kidney departs on Thursday;)
    The left kidney departs on Thursday;)
    The left kidney departs on Thursday;)
    The left kidney departs on Thursday;)
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  8. Jungle Jane

    Seasonal Affective Disorder

    Jane,sorry to hear your hubby suffers as well with Sciatica problems as well.Talking from personal experience,mine only plays up when pressure is put onto my Sciatic nerve,ie when I am driving my...
    Jane,sorry to hear your hubby suffers as well with Sciatica problems as well.Talking from personal experience,mine only plays up when pressure is put onto my Sciatic nerve,ie when I am driving my car as the drivers seat is a bit too firm for me,plus if I stand in place as in talking to people we...
    Jane,sorry to hear your hubby suffers as well with Sciatica problems as well.Talking from personal experience,mine only plays up when pressure is put onto my Sciatic nerve,ie when I am driving my car as the drivers seat is a bit too firm for...
    Jane,sorry to hear your hubby suffers as well with Sciatica problems as well.Talking from personal experience,mine only plays up when pressure is put onto my Sciatic nerve,ie when I am driving my...
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  9. Jungle Jane

    Some consumer advice please?

    Has he been to Duxford air shows or the Imperial War Museum there?
    Has he been to Duxford air shows or the Imperial War Museum there?
    Has he been to Duxford air shows or the Imperial War Museum there?
    Has he been to Duxford air shows or the Imperial War Museum there?
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  10. Lolimac

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY nFrost

    Happy birthday
    Happy birthday
    Happy birthday
    Happy birthday
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  11. shiney

    What Do You Think Of This Girl's Voice?

    Closing my eyes I see a tall dark skinned women in a piano bar, about age 45.
    Closing my eyes I see a tall dark skinned women in a piano bar, about age 45.
    Closing my eyes I see a tall dark skinned women in a piano bar, about age 45.
    Closing my eyes I see a tall dark skinned women in a piano bar, about age 45.
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  12. NorthantsGeezer

    Anyone know anything about retirement through ill health?

    Hi I don't really want to mention it to HR for various reasons (early days and not sure it will happen), however, I need to know where I stand in case it does happen. There are lots of things to...
    Hi I don't really want to mention it to HR for various reasons (early days and not sure it will happen), however, I need to know where I stand in case it does happen. There are lots of things to consider. My mortgage is my biggest concern, and I have read that I would only get help on my...
    Hi I don't really want to mention it to HR for various reasons (early days and not sure it will happen), however, I need to know where I stand in case it does happen. There are lots of things to consider. My mortgage is my biggest concern, and...
    Hi I don't really want to mention it to HR for various reasons (early days and not sure it will happen), however, I need to know where I stand in case it does happen. There are lots of things to...
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  13. alex-adam

    Computer scam - be aware.

    Correct - see link :
    Correct - see link :
    Correct - see link :
    Correct - see link :
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  14. alex-adam

    Tripe !!!

    I don't eat venison eitherIt's a bit dear..... [emoji3]
    I don't eat venison eitherIt's a bit dear..... [emoji3]
    I don't eat venison eitherIt's a bit dear..... [emoji3]
    I don't eat venison eitherIt's a bit dear..... [emoji3]
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  15. wiseowl
    Agree x 3

    Woos By Election

    The Telegraph today - good old Matt
    The Telegraph today - good old Matt
    The Telegraph today - good old Matt
    The Telegraph today - good old Matt
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  16. Phil A

    America is copping it at the moment

    If you look at the Western side of the US, you get a similar climate to us, bearing in mind latitude. Buffalo in New York State is on a similar latitude to northern Spain.Its the Northern...
    If you look at the Western side of the US, you get a similar climate to us, bearing in mind latitude. Buffalo in New York State is on a similar latitude to northern Spain.Its the Northern Hemisphere "thing" Prevailing winds are Westerly, off the ocean, so get chance to warm up.Our really...
    If you look at the Western side of the US, you get a similar climate to us, bearing in mind latitude. Buffalo in New York State is on a similar latitude to northern Spain.Its the Northern Hemisphere "thing" Prevailing winds are Westerly, off...
    If you look at the Western side of the US, you get a similar climate to us, bearing in mind latitude. Buffalo in New York State is on a similar latitude to northern Spain.Its the Northern...
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  17. wiseowl

    New pension Changes April 2015

    I may have to get a 2 bed bungalow is sunny Prestatyn :heehee: My ex lived there and it always rained as soon as we hit Wales :heehee: when visiting her family.
    I may have to get a 2 bed bungalow is sunny Prestatyn :heehee: My ex lived there and it always rained as soon as we hit Wales :heehee: when visiting her family.
    I may have to get a 2 bed bungalow is sunny Prestatyn :heehee: My ex lived there and it always rained as soon as we hit Wales :heehee: when visiting her family.
    I may have to get a 2 bed bungalow is sunny Prestatyn :heehee: My ex lived there and it always rained as soon as we hit Wales :heehee: when visiting her family.
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  18. maria

    eeewwwwwwww injections!

    omg!!! @shiney thats horrific! and @NorthantsGeezer your experiences sound awful too!
    omg!!! @shiney thats horrific! and @NorthantsGeezer your experiences sound awful too!
    omg!!! @shiney thats horrific! and @NorthantsGeezer your experiences sound awful too!
    omg!!! @shiney thats horrific! and @NorthantsGeezer your experiences sound awful too!
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  19. Loofah
    Like x 8

    All change

    Sorry to hear about your loss Andy and our thoughts and prayers go with you both at this sad time.I know it is hard at the moment but time really is a great healer,although you will never forget...
    Sorry to hear about your loss Andy and our thoughts and prayers go with you both at this sad time.I know it is hard at the moment but time really is a great healer,although you will never forget your little one and will always have a place in your hearts:grphg:
    Sorry to hear about your loss Andy and our thoughts and prayers go with you both at this sad time.I know it is hard at the moment but time really is a great healer,although you will never forget your little one and will always have a place in...
    Sorry to hear about your loss Andy and our thoughts and prayers go with you both at this sad time.I know it is hard at the moment but time really is a great healer,although you will never forget...
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  20. Phil A
    Like x 5

    Book Published

    the only book for the throne.
    the only book for the throne.
    the only book for the throne.
    the only book for the throne.
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