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  1. maria

    oooooooooo i am in organizing mode!

    God loves a trier @maria :imphrt: but if you were finding it a :wallbanging: then you've probably made a sensible decision :dbgrtmb:Better luck next time, its all experience and knowledge gained :yes:
    God loves a trier @maria :imphrt: but if you were finding it a :wallbanging: then you've probably made a sensible decision :dbgrtmb:Better luck next time, its all experience and knowledge gained :yes:
    God loves a trier @maria :imphrt: but if you were finding it a :wallbanging: then you've probably made a sensible decision :dbgrtmb:Better luck next time, its all experience and knowledge gained :yes:
    God loves a trier @maria :imphrt: but if you were finding it a :wallbanging: then you've probably made a sensible decision :dbgrtmb:Better luck next time, its all experience and knowledge gained :yes:
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  2. **Yvonne**

    Wasp stings

    Hi YvonneI knew someone who come back from holiday after a bite on the ankle and that took just under two months to calm down , I hope they gave you some anti histamine creamGlad you are on...
    Hi YvonneI knew someone who come back from holiday after a bite on the ankle and that took just under two months to calm down , I hope they gave you some anti histamine creamGlad you are on the mend
    Hi YvonneI knew someone who come back from holiday after a bite on the ankle and that took just under two months to calm down , I hope they gave you some anti histamine creamGlad you are on the mend
    Hi YvonneI knew someone who come back from holiday after a bite on the ankle and that took just under two months to calm down , I hope they gave you some anti histamine creamGlad you are on...
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  3. wiseowl

    R.I.P.Jimmy Ruffing

    Ahh so sad, always liked his songs and of course his brother was in the Temptations, liked them too..
    Ahh so sad, always liked his songs and of course his brother was in the Temptations, liked them too..
    Ahh so sad, always liked his songs and of course his brother was in the Temptations, liked them too..
    Ahh so sad, always liked his songs and of course his brother was in the Temptations, liked them too..
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  4. shiney
    Funny x 6

    Are You Inviting Anyone for Christmas Dinner?

    Christmas is never at mine. My house gets a bit cramped and crowded with 5 people in it and my patents couldn't bring the dogs
    Christmas is never at mine. My house gets a bit cramped and crowded with 5 people in it and my patents couldn't bring the dogs
    Christmas is never at mine. My house gets a bit cramped and crowded with 5 people in it and my patents couldn't bring the dogs
    Christmas is never at mine. My house gets a bit cramped and crowded with 5 people in it and my patents couldn't bring the dogs
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  5. rosietutu

    Calender.

    So pleased to read that your op went according to (their) plan and you are now home safe and sound.Yes, heel them in until you are able to sort them properly: *your* health takes priority...
    So pleased to read that your op went according to (their) plan and you are now home safe and sound.Yes, heel them in until you are able to sort them properly: *your* health takes priority right now ;)
    So pleased to read that your op went according to (their) plan and you are now home safe and sound.Yes, heel them in until you are able to sort them properly: *your* health takes priority right now ;)
    So pleased to read that your op went according to (their) plan and you are now home safe and sound.Yes, heel them in until you are able to sort them properly: *your* health takes priority...
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  6. pete

    M 25, oh god.

    Maybe! ;)
    Maybe! ;)
    Maybe! ;)
    Maybe! ;)
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  7. ARMANDII
    Agree x 5

    MY KIND OF PRIME MINISTER

    Now that is diplomacy in action!!:dunno::snork:
    Now that is diplomacy in action!!:dunno::snork:
    Now that is diplomacy in action!!:dunno::snork:
    Now that is diplomacy in action!!:dunno::snork:
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  8. Phil A

    I took the psychopath test

    I'm a psychopath! "busted":lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    I'm a psychopath! "busted":lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    I'm a psychopath! "busted":lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    I'm a psychopath! "busted":lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  9. Fat Controller

    Seronegative Arthropathies

    No experience, but ...... :grphg: ... so pleased you have been "heard" by your GP and the wheels are in motion to get it treated via the referral.Hope the meds kick in quickly to relieve you of...
    No experience, but ...... :grphg: ... so pleased you have been "heard" by your GP and the wheels are in motion to get it treated via the referral.Hope the meds kick in quickly to relieve you of your pain.
    No experience, but ...... :grphg: ... so pleased you have been "heard" by your GP and the wheels are in motion to get it treated via the referral.Hope the meds kick in quickly to relieve you of your pain.
    No experience, but ...... :grphg: ... so pleased you have been "heard" by your GP and the wheels are in motion to get it treated via the referral.Hope the meds kick in quickly to relieve you of...
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  10. clueless1
    Agree x 3

    Child genius?

    That is a very good point. Asians in general, and from the sub-continent especially, regard education as a privilege. From personal experience I know that this remains the case even in first and...
    That is a very good point. Asians in general, and from the sub-continent especially, regard education as a privilege. From personal experience I know that this remains the case even in first and second generation UK born Asians.
    That is a very good point. Asians in general, and from the sub-continent especially, regard education as a privilege. From personal experience I know that this remains the case even in first and second generation UK born Asians.
    That is a very good point. Asians in general, and from the sub-continent especially, regard education as a privilege. From personal experience I know that this remains the case even in first and...
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  11. Phil A

    Remember we said there was no future?

    Yes, the Wurm never turned here. :blue thumb: :heehee:Sorry, I couldn't 'Alp' coming out with that. :loll:
    Yes, the Wurm never turned here. :blue thumb: :heehee:Sorry, I couldn't 'Alp' coming out with that. :loll:
    Yes, the Wurm never turned here. :blue thumb: :heehee:Sorry, I couldn't 'Alp' coming out with that. :loll:
    Yes, the Wurm never turned here. :blue thumb: :heehee:Sorry, I couldn't 'Alp' coming out with that. :loll:
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  13. Spruce
    Agree x 3

    Chest and Coughs & Gardening

    I too have suffered with a cough after moving rotting leaves (big pile) which had a pungent smell and were letting of clouds of grey dust/smoke. This was in the summer.
    I too have suffered with a cough after moving rotting leaves (big pile) which had a pungent smell and were letting of clouds of grey dust/smoke. This was in the summer.
    I too have suffered with a cough after moving rotting leaves (big pile) which had a pungent smell and were letting of clouds of grey dust/smoke. This was in the summer.
    I too have suffered with a cough after moving rotting leaves (big pile) which had a pungent smell and were letting of clouds of grey dust/smoke. This was in the summer.
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  14. Val..

    Music for MP3 player

    OK, well this is a bit annoying, the ipod doesn't play back the songs in the order that I chose, does any MP3 player actually play in order or are they apparently random? This is gonna drive my...
    OK, well this is a bit annoying, the ipod doesn't play back the songs in the order that I chose, does any MP3 player actually play in order or are they apparently random? This is gonna drive my OCD crazy!!!! :wallbanging:
    OK, well this is a bit annoying, the ipod doesn't play back the songs in the order that I chose, does any MP3 player actually play in order or are they apparently random? This is gonna drive my OCD crazy!!!! :wallbanging:
    OK, well this is a bit annoying, the ipod doesn't play back the songs in the order that I chose, does any MP3 player actually play in order or are they apparently random? This is gonna drive my...
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  15. clueless1
    Like x 4

    Wednesday will be a tense day for geeks

    It's on the comet - don't hold out much hope for them if they don't know that :snork: :coffee:
    It's on the comet - don't hold out much hope for them if they don't know that :snork: :coffee:
    It's on the comet - don't hold out much hope for them if they don't know that :snork: :coffee:
    It's on the comet - don't hold out much hope for them if they don't know that :snork: :coffee:
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  16. clueless1

    Frequent storms due to man-made climate change?

    You didn't post any of your local homemade brew over there did you???:hate-shocked::heehee:
    You didn't post any of your local homemade brew over there did you???:hate-shocked::heehee:
    You didn't post any of your local homemade brew over there did you???:hate-shocked::heehee:
    You didn't post any of your local homemade brew over there did you???:hate-shocked::heehee:
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  17. "M"
    Like x 3

    Wonderful, wonderful, fabulous weather: 03/11/14

    I'm a self-confessed candle lighter when its wet n dark outside :)Get home from work, purrs of welcomes from my tiny lions, get my comfy gear on and light some candles :coffee: it's something I look...
    I'm a self-confessed candle lighter when its wet n dark outside :)Get home from work, purrs of welcomes from my tiny lions, get my comfy gear on and light some candles :coffee: it's something I look forward to when the dark nights set in
    I'm a self-confessed candle lighter when its wet n dark outside :)Get home from work, purrs of welcomes from my tiny lions, get my comfy gear on and light some candles :coffee: it's something I look forward to when the dark nights set in
    I'm a self-confessed candle lighter when its wet n dark outside :)Get home from work, purrs of welcomes from my tiny lions, get my comfy gear on and light some candles :coffee: it's something I look...
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  18. Val..
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  19. shiney

    For Chicken, and Blues, Lovers

    Am I Blue?After the Bette Midler documentary the other night I thought this was appropriate :biggrin:When I have a moment I'll post on 'Currently listening to...' some completely different...
    Am I Blue?After the Bette Midler documentary the other night I thought this was appropriate :biggrin:When I have a moment I'll post on 'Currently listening to...' some completely different versions of this 1929 song. :)
    Am I Blue?After the Bette Midler documentary the other night I thought this was appropriate :biggrin:When I have a moment I'll post on 'Currently listening to...' some completely different versions of this 1929 song. :)
    Am I Blue?After the Bette Midler documentary the other night I thought this was appropriate :biggrin:When I have a moment I'll post on 'Currently listening to...' some completely different...
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  20. liliana

    R.I.P Warren Clarke, a.k.a Dalziel

    So sad to hear about Warren Clarke...R.I.P.
    So sad to hear about Warren Clarke...R.I.P.
    So sad to hear about Warren Clarke...R.I.P.
    So sad to hear about Warren Clarke...R.I.P.
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