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  1. Phil A
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    More Boring Work Stuff

    You'd think Photobucket would be a secure link thinger though:DOH: Cheers for looking Axl:dbgrtmb:
    You'd think Photobucket would be a secure link thinger though:DOH: Cheers for looking Axl:dbgrtmb:
    You'd think Photobucket would be a secure link thinger though:DOH: Cheers for looking Axl:dbgrtmb:
    You'd think Photobucket would be a secure link thinger though:DOH: Cheers for looking Axl:dbgrtmb:
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  2. Sheal

    Adam Lambert!

    Yes true, but Marc IMHO has a much better voice akin to FM Jack McH
    Yes true, but Marc IMHO has a much better voice akin to FM Jack McH
    Yes true, but Marc IMHO has a much better voice akin to FM Jack McH
    Yes true, but Marc IMHO has a much better voice akin to FM Jack McH
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  3. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Fonzie

    Happy birthday!! Hope you have a great day.
    Happy birthday!! Hope you have a great day.
    Happy birthday!! Hope you have a great day.
    Happy birthday!! Hope you have a great day.
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  4. ClaraLou
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    Strangers In the Night ...

    I wonder whether it's the same one who used to greet the children at morning assembly with the immortal words: 'Be Theated'.
    I wonder whether it's the same one who used to greet the children at morning assembly with the immortal words: 'Be Theated'.
    I wonder whether it's the same one who used to greet the children at morning assembly with the immortal words: 'Be Theated'.
    I wonder whether it's the same one who used to greet the children at morning assembly with the immortal words: 'Be Theated'.
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  5. pete

    Red spots green spots

    We have a wooded walk 50yards from the house lots of the trees had yellow paint dots on them, for weeks then last week a lorry and cherry pickers arrived they lopped branches and general tidy up ...
    We have a wooded walk 50yards from the house lots of the trees had yellow paint dots on them, for weeks then last week a lorry and cherry pickers arrived they lopped branches and general tidy up Our local land thief (each year he moves his boundary fence two meters further into the wooded...
    We have a wooded walk 50yards from the house lots of the trees had yellow paint dots on them, for weeks then last week a lorry and cherry pickers arrived they lopped branches and general tidy up Our local land thief (each year he moves his...
    We have a wooded walk 50yards from the house lots of the trees had yellow paint dots on them, for weeks then last week a lorry and cherry pickers arrived they lopped branches and general tidy up ...
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  6. *dim*
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    It Pays to be Honest

    AND ? That is the way to be, pay as you go, buy what you can afford and do not get DEBT Only thing you have wrong is When you go to TESCO buy CAVA or TESCO's own champagne NOT DOM PERIGNON ...
    AND ? That is the way to be, pay as you go, buy what you can afford and do not get DEBT Only thing you have wrong is When you go to TESCO buy CAVA or TESCO's own champagne NOT DOM PERIGNON Do not believe all you see, All that glitters is not gold I know of one "Well orft" couple, they...
    AND ? That is the way to be, pay as you go, buy what you can afford and do not get DEBT Only thing you have wrong is When you go to TESCO buy CAVA or TESCO's own champagne NOT DOM PERIGNON Do not believe all you see, All that glitters is...
    AND ? That is the way to be, pay as you go, buy what you can afford and do not get DEBT Only thing you have wrong is When you go to TESCO buy CAVA or TESCO's own champagne NOT DOM PERIGNON ...
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  7. miraflores

    Nong Nooch gardens - Thailand

    Lovely gardens. I'd love to travel all round the world visiting gardens, but i doubt i'll every get that chance. I like the music, very relaxing at this time of night, especially after reading...
    Lovely gardens. I'd love to travel all round the world visiting gardens, but i doubt i'll every get that chance. I like the music, very relaxing at this time of night, especially after reading the spooky thread!
    Lovely gardens. I'd love to travel all round the world visiting gardens, but i doubt i'll every get that chance. I like the music, very relaxing at this time of night, especially after reading the spooky thread!
    Lovely gardens. I'd love to travel all round the world visiting gardens, but i doubt i'll every get that chance. I like the music, very relaxing at this time of night, especially after reading...
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  8. clueless1

    Can cement damage your skin?

    This is a serious problem in the building industry and I have seen many of my customers who are now registered disabled because they can't use their hands properly. If it's not completely better...
    This is a serious problem in the building industry and I have seen many of my customers who are now registered disabled because they can't use their hands properly. If it's not completely better in a weeks time you should do as Melinda says and go to see your practice nurse (they are much more...
    This is a serious problem in the building industry and I have seen many of my customers who are now registered disabled because they can't use their hands properly. If it's not completely better in a weeks time you should do as Melinda says and...
    This is a serious problem in the building industry and I have seen many of my customers who are now registered disabled because they can't use their hands properly. If it's not completely better...
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  9. *dim*

    X Factor

    Bags I the remote.:heehee::heehee::heehee:
    Bags I the remote.:heehee::heehee::heehee:
    Bags I the remote.:heehee::heehee::heehee:
    Bags I the remote.:heehee::heehee::heehee:
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  10. Louise D

    Disappearing Threads

    Now now Jeremy Jack McH
    Now now Jeremy Jack McH
    Now now Jeremy Jack McH
    Now now Jeremy Jack McH
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  11. miraflores

    shark cartilage

    Ive heard they use ground up Shark Cartilage in Preparation H .. well thats what it sayes on the tube .. :D
    Ive heard they use ground up Shark Cartilage in Preparation H .. well thats what it sayes on the tube .. :D
    Ive heard they use ground up Shark Cartilage in Preparation H .. well thats what it sayes on the tube .. :D
    Ive heard they use ground up Shark Cartilage in Preparation H .. well thats what it sayes on the tube .. :D
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  12. clueless1
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    One stone left to do...

    I'm in the same 'boat' today! Just ten minutes away from finishing making a pair of curtains, my dear old sewing machine (built in 1953) decided it was time to stop. The drive belt snapped! ...
    I'm in the same 'boat' today! Just ten minutes away from finishing making a pair of curtains, my dear old sewing machine (built in 1953) decided it was time to stop. The drive belt snapped! The modern portable machine my mother gave me a couple of years ago (I keep as a spare) decided not to...
    I'm in the same 'boat' today! Just ten minutes away from finishing making a pair of curtains, my dear old sewing machine (built in 1953) decided it was time to stop. The drive belt snapped! The modern portable machine my mother gave me a...
    I'm in the same 'boat' today! Just ten minutes away from finishing making a pair of curtains, my dear old sewing machine (built in 1953) decided it was time to stop. The drive belt snapped! ...
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  13. clueless1
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    BBC English

    I think it is perfectly acceptable for people to make trivial language errors, just as long as their message is clear.I don't even expect the BBC to get it exactly right. I wouldn't know whether...
    I think it is perfectly acceptable for people to make trivial language errors, just as long as their message is clear.I don't even expect the BBC to get it exactly right. I wouldn't know whether they had or not because my language skills are not exactly A grade. But when I find my brain is in...
    I think it is perfectly acceptable for people to make trivial language errors, just as long as their message is clear.I don't even expect the BBC to get it exactly right. I wouldn't know whether they had or not because my language skills are...
    I think it is perfectly acceptable for people to make trivial language errors, just as long as their message is clear.I don't even expect the BBC to get it exactly right. I wouldn't know whether...
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  14. Phil A

    Should there be an Afterlife

    I've kept very quiet so far in both discussions in relation to this subject, mainly because it's a subject that is very close to my heart and one that has touched me on many levels throughout the...
    I've kept very quiet so far in both discussions in relation to this subject, mainly because it's a subject that is very close to my heart and one that has touched me on many levels throughout the whole of my life, both good and nasty. My experiences are really to be placed within the spirit...
    I've kept very quiet so far in both discussions in relation to this subject, mainly because it's a subject that is very close to my heart and one that has touched me on many levels throughout the whole of my life, both good and nasty. My...
    I've kept very quiet so far in both discussions in relation to this subject, mainly because it's a subject that is very close to my heart and one that has touched me on many levels throughout the...
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  15. Aesculus

    UK Knife Law?

    A yard of Nylon fishing line with a two inch wooden peg at each end Is more lethal and deadly than a knife Jack McH
    A yard of Nylon fishing line with a two inch wooden peg at each end Is more lethal and deadly than a knife Jack McH
    A yard of Nylon fishing line with a two inch wooden peg at each end Is more lethal and deadly than a knife Jack McH
    A yard of Nylon fishing line with a two inch wooden peg at each end Is more lethal and deadly than a knife Jack McH
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  16. Bilbo675

    Ghosts/Paranormal - Are you a Believer or Non-Believer??

    Armandii, fair point. I should add that while I have my beliefs, I can't claim that my beliefs are unshakable. If someone was to make a convincing argument to explain some of the strange things...
    Armandii, fair point. I should add that while I have my beliefs, I can't claim that my beliefs are unshakable. If someone was to make a convincing argument to explain some of the strange things I've witnessed, then I'd accept that.Jack, I take your point (except I don't have a uni degree, I...
    Armandii, fair point. I should add that while I have my beliefs, I can't claim that my beliefs are unshakable. If someone was to make a convincing argument to explain some of the strange things I've witnessed, then I'd accept that.Jack, I take...
    Armandii, fair point. I should add that while I have my beliefs, I can't claim that my beliefs are unshakable. If someone was to make a convincing argument to explain some of the strange things...
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  17. music

    How much are they worth???.

    How about 248 stores all absolutely stuffed with TVs Computers , Cameras, White Goods, etc. all for just two quid? Electrical retailer Comet sold off for £2
    How about 248 stores all absolutely stuffed with TVs Computers , Cameras, White Goods, etc. all for just two quid? Electrical retailer Comet sold off for £2
    How about 248 stores all absolutely stuffed with TVs Computers , Cameras, White Goods, etc. all for just two quid? Electrical retailer Comet sold off for £2
    How about 248 stores all absolutely stuffed with TVs Computers , Cameras, White Goods, etc. all for just two quid? Electrical retailer Comet sold off for £2
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  18. Loofah

    What's your GC routine?

    Welcome to Gardeners Corner. Do you actually find time for any gardening with that schedule. :heehee:
    Welcome to Gardeners Corner. Do you actually find time for any gardening with that schedule. :heehee:
    Welcome to Gardeners Corner. Do you actually find time for any gardening with that schedule. :heehee:
    Welcome to Gardeners Corner. Do you actually find time for any gardening with that schedule. :heehee:
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  19. shiney
    Like x 5

    The Story of the Tower of London - Watch It

    Liked that Shiney! :dbgrtmb: Ironically I finished reading a book about the Wars of the Roses just yesterday.
    Liked that Shiney! :dbgrtmb: Ironically I finished reading a book about the Wars of the Roses just yesterday.
    Liked that Shiney! :dbgrtmb: Ironically I finished reading a book about the Wars of the Roses just yesterday.
    Liked that Shiney! :dbgrtmb: Ironically I finished reading a book about the Wars of the Roses just yesterday.
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  20. Phil A

    "Your Finger you Fool"

    Hey guys, Yes, The River Piddle is a big feature around here, many of the villages along its course are named after it. Piddletrenthide being a favourite(30 hides on the Piddle River) They say...
    Hey guys, Yes, The River Piddle is a big feature around here, many of the villages along its course are named after it. Piddletrenthide being a favourite(30 hides on the Piddle River) They say the word comes from puddle, but old Dorset for bucket is "Biddle" so I think that might have...
    Hey guys, Yes, The River Piddle is a big feature around here, many of the villages along its course are named after it. Piddletrenthide being a favourite(30 hides on the Piddle River) They say the word comes from puddle, but old Dorset for...
    Hey guys, Yes, The River Piddle is a big feature around here, many of the villages along its course are named after it. Piddletrenthide being a favourite(30 hides on the Piddle River) They say...
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