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  1. Sirius

    The Endless River

    Haven't listened to the radio for 20 years or more, as for Facebook!!!!
    Haven't listened to the radio for 20 years or more, as for Facebook!!!!
    Haven't listened to the radio for 20 years or more, as for Facebook!!!!
    Haven't listened to the radio for 20 years or more, as for Facebook!!!!
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  2. Devon Dan

    Dorset Poet - William Barnes - one for Zig?!

    Nice one Dan :)There's not much that rhymes with intrinseca :biggrin:
    Nice one Dan :)There's not much that rhymes with intrinseca :biggrin:
    Nice one Dan :)There's not much that rhymes with intrinseca :biggrin:
    Nice one Dan :)There's not much that rhymes with intrinseca :biggrin:
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  3. Val..

    Forget the Ferrero Rocher...............

    My name is Jenny and I'm a chocaholic but I couldn't face a Ferrero Rocher
    My name is Jenny and I'm a chocaholic but I couldn't face a Ferrero Rocher
    My name is Jenny and I'm a chocaholic but I couldn't face a Ferrero Rocher
    My name is Jenny and I'm a chocaholic but I couldn't face a Ferrero Rocher
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  4. Phil A
    Informative x 5

    37 Million Dead Bees

    Because the mainstream media companies decide on our behalf that its not interesting, and then because not enough people know about it, it is not a hot topic, and therefore is not interesting...
    Because the mainstream media companies decide on our behalf that its not interesting, and then because not enough people know about it, it is not a hot topic, and therefore is not interesting enough. Its a self fulfilling prophecy.I might write to the BBC and ask them how come, when I check...
    Because the mainstream media companies decide on our behalf that its not interesting, and then because not enough people know about it, it is not a hot topic, and therefore is not interesting enough. Its a self fulfilling prophecy.I might write...
    Because the mainstream media companies decide on our behalf that its not interesting, and then because not enough people know about it, it is not a hot topic, and therefore is not interesting...
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  5. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Al n

    Whoops!!! I've only just noticed this!!! :doh:I hope it was a good one. :blue thumb: :ccheers::hpybtd::hpybtd::hpybtd::hpybtd::hpybtd:
    Whoops!!! I've only just noticed this!!! :doh:I hope it was a good one. :blue thumb: :ccheers::hpybtd::hpybtd::hpybtd::hpybtd::hpybtd:
    Whoops!!! I've only just noticed this!!! :doh:I hope it was a good one. :blue thumb: :ccheers::hpybtd::hpybtd::hpybtd::hpybtd::hpybtd:
    Whoops!!! I've only just noticed this!!! :doh:I hope it was a good one. :blue thumb: :ccheers::hpybtd::hpybtd::hpybtd::hpybtd::hpybtd:
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  6. clueless1
    Like x 5

    The Shores of Normandy

    I can't go to northern France without visiting the cemeteries but it wasn't just then either. In 1994 I met a lady at Aramanche beach whose husband had died earlier that year and she was given...
    I can't go to northern France without visiting the cemeteries but it wasn't just then either. In 1994 I met a lady at Aramanche beach whose husband had died earlier that year and she was given the cause of death as consequences of wounds received during the landings. It was the first time...
    I can't go to northern France without visiting the cemeteries but it wasn't just then either. In 1994 I met a lady at Aramanche beach whose husband had died earlier that year and she was given the cause of death as consequences of wounds...
    I can't go to northern France without visiting the cemeteries but it wasn't just then either. In 1994 I met a lady at Aramanche beach whose husband had died earlier that year and she was given...
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  7. clueless1
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    A camera inside a ball of water in space

    what is the water doing in our bodies then.
    what is the water doing in our bodies then.
    what is the water doing in our bodies then.
    what is the water doing in our bodies then.
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  8. maria

    night night x

    g'night.
    g'night.
    g'night.
    g'night.
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  9. liliana

    No, it can't be true?

    Canadian cheddar on toast, with toasted sesame seeds as JWK says. A bit of mustard on top goes down well.
    Canadian cheddar on toast, with toasted sesame seeds as JWK says. A bit of mustard on top goes down well.
    Canadian cheddar on toast, with toasted sesame seeds as JWK says. A bit of mustard on top goes down well.
    Canadian cheddar on toast, with toasted sesame seeds as JWK says. A bit of mustard on top goes down well.
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  10. Jiffy
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    Tis

    Doesn't that occasionally also scour some of the boats out?
    Doesn't that occasionally also scour some of the boats out?
    Doesn't that occasionally also scour some of the boats out?
    Doesn't that occasionally also scour some of the boats out?
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  11. clueless1

    Neandertals extinct eh?

    I would guess that Homo Sapiens hunted the Nandys into extinction. "Look what I've caught for lunch, CaveMabel!" "Oh, no, not more Nandy again."
    I would guess that Homo Sapiens hunted the Nandys into extinction. "Look what I've caught for lunch, CaveMabel!" "Oh, no, not more Nandy again."
    I would guess that Homo Sapiens hunted the Nandys into extinction. "Look what I've caught for lunch, CaveMabel!" "Oh, no, not more Nandy again."
    I would guess that Homo Sapiens hunted the Nandys into extinction. "Look what I've caught for lunch, CaveMabel!" "Oh, no, not more Nandy again."
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  12. JWK
    Like x 5

    Very touching last farewell from horse

    I read this too, such a wonderful gesture by staff, but what affection from her horse.. I hope she passed on with contentment and love..
    I read this too, such a wonderful gesture by staff, but what affection from her horse.. I hope she passed on with contentment and love..
    I read this too, such a wonderful gesture by staff, but what affection from her horse.. I hope she passed on with contentment and love..
    I read this too, such a wonderful gesture by staff, but what affection from her horse.. I hope she passed on with contentment and love..
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  13. maria

    hot hot hot!

    Very wise!!!!! :heehee:
    Very wise!!!!! :heehee:
    Very wise!!!!! :heehee:
    Very wise!!!!! :heehee:
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  14. Jungle Jane

    Any Jazz Music Fans on here?

    Jazz is a very wide genre and also very much a matter of personal taste. If he likes Miles Davies then one favourite of mine is Miles and Quincy Live at Montreux There are also many modern jazz...
    Jazz is a very wide genre and also very much a matter of personal taste. If he likes Miles Davies then one favourite of mine is Miles and Quincy Live at Montreux There are also many modern jazz musicians worth a listen. I enjoy, among others, Courtney Pine (saxophone), EST (a Swedish Modern...
    Jazz is a very wide genre and also very much a matter of personal taste. If he likes Miles Davies then one favourite of mine is Miles and Quincy Live at Montreux There are also many modern jazz musicians worth a listen. I enjoy, among others,...
    Jazz is a very wide genre and also very much a matter of personal taste. If he likes Miles Davies then one favourite of mine is Miles and Quincy Live at Montreux There are also many modern jazz...
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  15. Val..
    Like x 3

    Apple think of everything!!!

    Although I am often geotagged at a Costa, somewhere ;)
    Although I am often geotagged at a Costa, somewhere ;)
    Although I am often geotagged at a Costa, somewhere ;)
    Although I am often geotagged at a Costa, somewhere ;)
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  16. Palustris

    Delivery problem

    Not this time. The chap is a new neighbour and we recognised him. And I hardly think an air filter for a Land Rover is the kind of thing a Scammer is going to want.
    Not this time. The chap is a new neighbour and we recognised him. And I hardly think an air filter for a Land Rover is the kind of thing a Scammer is going to want.
    Not this time. The chap is a new neighbour and we recognised him. And I hardly think an air filter for a Land Rover is the kind of thing a Scammer is going to want.
    Not this time. The chap is a new neighbour and we recognised him. And I hardly think an air filter for a Land Rover is the kind of thing a Scammer is going to want.
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  17. Fat Controller

    I'm all for a bit of history, but this just seems insane?

    Sorry to interrupt! :dunno: :sad:The Geneva Convention is rather confusing. The 1949 revision was the fourth part and added protocol for civilians. The first three, referring to the battlefield and...
    Sorry to interrupt! :dunno: :sad:The Geneva Convention is rather confusing. The 1949 revision was the fourth part and added protocol for civilians. The first three, referring to the battlefield and military prisoners, come from pre and post WWI. So the situation that "M" was referring to is likely to...
    Sorry to interrupt! :dunno: :sad:The Geneva Convention is rather confusing. The 1949 revision was the fourth part and added protocol for civilians. The first three, referring to the battlefield and military prisoners, come from pre and post WWI. So...
    Sorry to interrupt! :dunno: :sad:The Geneva Convention is rather confusing. The 1949 revision was the fourth part and added protocol for civilians. The first three, referring to the battlefield and...
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  18. moyra

    HALLOWEEN, ARE YOU AGIN IT OR FOR IT?

    Surprisingly good! :blue thumb:We had about 120 of us staying on DB&B (the rest stayed elsewhere) for a big national bridge tournament.The room was clean and the bed was comfortable. The staff were...
    Surprisingly good! :blue thumb:We had about 120 of us staying on DB&B (the rest stayed elsewhere) for a big national bridge tournament.The room was clean and the bed was comfortable. The staff were brilliant - cheerful, friendly and efficient (I sent an email to the General Manager congratulating...
    Surprisingly good! :blue thumb:We had about 120 of us staying on DB&B (the rest stayed elsewhere) for a big national bridge tournament.The room was clean and the bed was comfortable. The staff were brilliant - cheerful, friendly and efficient (I sent an...
    Surprisingly good! :blue thumb:We had about 120 of us staying on DB&B (the rest stayed elsewhere) for a big national bridge tournament.The room was clean and the bed was comfortable. The staff were...
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  19. alex-adam
    Informative x 3

    Food Statistics 2013

    I don't think that they sell enough for that! :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    I don't think that they sell enough for that! :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    I don't think that they sell enough for that! :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    I don't think that they sell enough for that! :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  20. clueless1

    Guess what happened to Guy Fawkes this time

    Wasn't "burned" though ... blown up is more akin to his ego quite another matter ...
    Wasn't "burned" though ... blown up is more akin to his ego quite another matter ...
    Wasn't "burned" though ... blown up is more akin to his ego quite another matter ...
    Wasn't "burned" though ... blown up is more akin to his ego quite another matter ...
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