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  1. Phil A

    Is there an Afterlife?

    Well, I don't want to sound like a prude because I'm not, gcc, but I hardly ever swear because I use my brain to move my mouth not my temper.:heehee: I used to get people at work commenting to me that...
    Well, I don't want to sound like a prude because I'm not, gcc, but I hardly ever swear because I use my brain to move my mouth not my temper.:heehee: I used to get people at work commenting to me that I never swore and thought it unusual!! I like the English language, gcc, and I use it to the...
    Well, I don't want to sound like a prude because I'm not, gcc, but I hardly ever swear because I use my brain to move my mouth not my temper.:heehee: I used to get people at work commenting to me that I never swore and thought it unusual!! I like the...
    Well, I don't want to sound like a prude because I'm not, gcc, but I hardly ever swear because I use my brain to move my mouth not my temper.:heehee: I used to get people at work commenting to me that...
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  2. capone_adam

    Gift ideas for Mother's 60th?

    It is very nice gift for your garden or home. Nice sharing.
    It is very nice gift for your garden or home. Nice sharing.
    It is very nice gift for your garden or home. Nice sharing.
    It is very nice gift for your garden or home. Nice sharing.
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  3. kindredspirit

    Think you're good? You're nuffin!

    Or, think you're good at art? Salty pic here. Art with salt: The Joker. [VIDEO]
    Or, think you're good at art? Salty pic here. Art with salt: The Joker. [VIDEO]
    Or, think you're good at art? Salty pic here. Art with salt: The Joker. [VIDEO]
    Or, think you're good at art? Salty pic here. Art with salt: The Joker. [VIDEO]
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  4. Lolimac

    Fruit having a treat tonight !

    a bit of a sidetrack ... we (kids and I) are having a treat tonight ... simple food .... Tesco in my village are selling fresh large Calamari/Squid lass behing the counter knows my daughter...
    a bit of a sidetrack ... we (kids and I) are having a treat tonight ... simple food .... Tesco in my village are selling fresh large Calamari/Squid lass behing the counter knows my daughter and beckoned me over .... said it's very fresh and was delivered this afternoon bought just over...
    a bit of a sidetrack ... we (kids and I) are having a treat tonight ... simple food .... Tesco in my village are selling fresh large Calamari/Squid lass behing the counter knows my daughter and beckoned me over .... said it's very fresh...
    a bit of a sidetrack ... we (kids and I) are having a treat tonight ... simple food .... Tesco in my village are selling fresh large Calamari/Squid lass behing the counter knows my daughter...
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  5. nathan7

    Vaccum hiccup

    This is what is needed nowadays, repair men for electrodomestic...
    This is what is needed nowadays, repair men for electrodomestic...
    This is what is needed nowadays, repair men for electrodomestic...
    This is what is needed nowadays, repair men for electrodomestic...
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  6. Sheal

    Waiting between posts

    That's almost a Forest! Some chastisement:heehee:
    That's almost a Forest! Some chastisement:heehee:
    That's almost a Forest! Some chastisement:heehee:
    That's almost a Forest! Some chastisement:heehee:
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  7. Kandy

    Happy Birthday Freddie

    Happy birthday :D
    Happy birthday :D
    Happy birthday :D
    Happy birthday :D
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  8. shiney
    Like x 4

    Maths Can Be Easy - A Nice Story

    It's a good system for people that have problems with multiplication because they can use the same method for everything. Although the first example is an easy one a lot of them couldn't multiply...
    It's a good system for people that have problems with multiplication because they can use the same method for everything. Although the first example is an easy one a lot of them couldn't multiply 17 by 3 so they would have to use the 'Peasant' method. Some of us are lucky that we have no...
    It's a good system for people that have problems with multiplication because they can use the same method for everything. Although the first example is an easy one a lot of them couldn't multiply 17 by 3 so they would have to use the 'Peasant'...
    It's a good system for people that have problems with multiplication because they can use the same method for everything. Although the first example is an easy one a lot of them couldn't multiply...
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  9. miraflores

    tens machine

    If for some awefull reason I was in pain I would rather have some ketamine :D :D :dbgrtmb:
    If for some awefull reason I was in pain I would rather have some ketamine :D :D :dbgrtmb:
    If for some awefull reason I was in pain I would rather have some ketamine :D :D :dbgrtmb:
    If for some awefull reason I was in pain I would rather have some ketamine :D :D :dbgrtmb:
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  10. *dim*

    Beggining of the end of the EU?

    First of all they live with mamma until late years and then they tend to do things within the family. For example it is very common that the parents or grandparents live in an adjoining flat or...
    First of all they live with mamma until late years and then they tend to do things within the family. For example it is very common that the parents or grandparents live in an adjoining flat or in the same house on a different floor. So therefore I would expect that they also share the...
    First of all they live with mamma until late years and then they tend to do things within the family. For example it is very common that the parents or grandparents live in an adjoining flat or in the same house on a different floor. So...
    First of all they live with mamma until late years and then they tend to do things within the family. For example it is very common that the parents or grandparents live in an adjoining flat or...
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  11. shiney
    Like x 5

    Australian X Factor - Interesting Story

    What an inspiration and beautiful story ... it brings tears to my eyes with happiness and pride for this family. And he is so cute and talented as well. :love30:
    What an inspiration and beautiful story ... it brings tears to my eyes with happiness and pride for this family. And he is so cute and talented as well. :love30:
    What an inspiration and beautiful story ... it brings tears to my eyes with happiness and pride for this family. And he is so cute and talented as well. :love30:
    What an inspiration and beautiful story ... it brings tears to my eyes with happiness and pride for this family. And he is so cute and talented as well. :love30:
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  12. Victoria

    For those who like surfing ...

    :) Hello HarryNazaré is above Lisboa near Leira, about 4+ hours from here. It is famous for it's surfing because of the waves being on the extreme West Coast.We don't get such down here but...
    :) Hello HarryNazaré is above Lisboa near Leira, about 4+ hours from here. It is famous for it's surfing because of the waves being on the extreme West Coast.We don't get such down here but Ferragudo (east of Praia da Rocha) is also noted for it's excellent surfing at various times of the year...
    :) Hello HarryNazaré is above Lisboa near Leira, about 4+ hours from here. It is famous for it's surfing because of the waves being on the extreme West Coast.We don't get such down here but Ferragudo (east of Praia da Rocha) is also noted for...
    :) Hello HarryNazaré is above Lisboa near Leira, about 4+ hours from here. It is famous for it's surfing because of the waves being on the extreme West Coast.We don't get such down here but...
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  13. alex-adam

    Down the Garden Path...Again..???

    I trade my pension money I have unit trusts in south africa in a company called Old Mutual I switch between Old Mutual gold and Old mutual money market unit trusts gold for the 'up' spikes...
    I trade my pension money I have unit trusts in south africa in a company called Old Mutual I switch between Old Mutual gold and Old mutual money market unit trusts gold for the 'up' spikes ... money market to keep safe when gold has peaked pretty easy to trade .... sell when it's nearly...
    I trade my pension money I have unit trusts in south africa in a company called Old Mutual I switch between Old Mutual gold and Old mutual money market unit trusts gold for the 'up' spikes ... money market to keep safe when gold has peaked ...
    I trade my pension money I have unit trusts in south africa in a company called Old Mutual I switch between Old Mutual gold and Old mutual money market unit trusts gold for the 'up' spikes...
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  14. Val..

    My message to Zara Tindall

    suppose it depends on who is pulling :cool:
    suppose it depends on who is pulling :cool:
    suppose it depends on who is pulling :cool:
    suppose it depends on who is pulling :cool:
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  15. MichaelJohn
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    Glass of wine any one ?

    That is so true . At my annual medical , they ask how much do I drink . I add all the beer I drink in a week, I ignore the wine as that is medicinal :WINK1: , then divide by 2 . I give them the...
    That is so true . At my annual medical , they ask how much do I drink . I add all the beer I drink in a week, I ignore the wine as that is medicinal :WINK1: , then divide by 2 . I give them the total , and they still look at me in horror saying that is far to much !:cry3: To reduce my drinking I will...
    That is so true . At my annual medical , they ask how much do I drink . I add all the beer I drink in a week, I ignore the wine as that is medicinal :WINK1: , then divide by 2 . I give them the total , and they still look at me in horror saying...
    That is so true . At my annual medical , they ask how much do I drink . I add all the beer I drink in a week, I ignore the wine as that is medicinal :WINK1: , then divide by 2 . I give them the...
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  16. simbad

    Nuisance Phone Calls

    when ever the phone rings at my house i have usually got 1 of 3 very willing grandbabies that always inform me " ME TALK GAMA" so when i ever i have a sales call i always obligue with which ever...
    when ever the phone rings at my house i have usually got 1 of 3 very willing grandbabies that always inform me " ME TALK GAMA" so when i ever i have a sales call i always obligue with which ever of my cuties happen to be asking for "ME TALK " and tell them to talk as long as they want, said...
    when ever the phone rings at my house i have usually got 1 of 3 very willing grandbabies that always inform me " ME TALK GAMA" so when i ever i have a sales call i always obligue with which ever of my cuties happen to be asking for "ME TALK " ...
    when ever the phone rings at my house i have usually got 1 of 3 very willing grandbabies that always inform me " ME TALK GAMA" so when i ever i have a sales call i always obligue with which ever...
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  17. Kandy

    Cat Attack

    He seen the cravendale advert :D
    He seen the cravendale advert :D
    He seen the cravendale advert :D
    He seen the cravendale advert :D
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  18. miraflores

    round bed versus traditional shaped beds

    *stands to applaud*Nice one Louise! :D
    *stands to applaud*Nice one Louise! :D
    *stands to applaud*Nice one Louise! :D
    *stands to applaud*Nice one Louise! :D
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  19. Phil A
    Like x 5

    Double Glazing Salesman

    Clueless, I had a similar conversation with the taxman. I'd filled in my tax return (always had to fill in tax returns as I was self-employed until 10 years ago when I retired) and added a note...
    Clueless, I had a similar conversation with the taxman. I'd filled in my tax return (always had to fill in tax returns as I was self-employed until 10 years ago when I retired) and added a note saying that filling in the return was wasting both our times as I didn't have enough income to pay...
    Clueless, I had a similar conversation with the taxman. I'd filled in my tax return (always had to fill in tax returns as I was self-employed until 10 years ago when I retired) and added a note saying that filling in the return was wasting both...
    Clueless, I had a similar conversation with the taxman. I'd filled in my tax return (always had to fill in tax returns as I was self-employed until 10 years ago when I retired) and added a note...
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  20. Jiffy
    Like x 6

    I.C.E Your phone

    I haven't got an I.C.E number!! No use phoning my Son in an emergency he is in Wales!! Yes I do have other family but none of them are speaking to me!!!! (I hope I look worried!!!!!!!!!!!) :stirpot: :hapfeet:Val
    I haven't got an I.C.E number!! No use phoning my Son in an emergency he is in Wales!! Yes I do have other family but none of them are speaking to me!!!! (I hope I look worried!!!!!!!!!!!) :stirpot: :hapfeet:Val
    I haven't got an I.C.E number!! No use phoning my Son in an emergency he is in Wales!! Yes I do have other family but none of them are speaking to me!!!! (I hope I look worried!!!!!!!!!!!) :stirpot: :hapfeet:Val
    I haven't got an I.C.E number!! No use phoning my Son in an emergency he is in Wales!! Yes I do have other family but none of them are speaking to me!!!! (I hope I look worried!!!!!!!!!!!) :stirpot: :hapfeet:Val
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