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  1. The Muppet Show

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  1. HarryS
    Like x 3

    The Red Baron Flies Again !!!

    Well, someone had to do it .. and I needed to save our Yoofs from taxing their brains ;) :heehee:
    Well, someone had to do it .. and I needed to save our Yoofs from taxing their brains ;) :heehee:
    Well, someone had to do it .. and I needed to save our Yoofs from taxing their brains ;) :heehee:
    Well, someone had to do it .. and I needed to save our Yoofs from taxing their brains ;) :heehee:
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  2. maria
    Funny x 8

    funny story haven't laughed so much in ages!!

    awww i aim to please :) @Jenny namaste and @"M" they should have defo gone to specsavers!!lol
    awww i aim to please :) @Jenny namaste and @"M" they should have defo gone to specsavers!!lol
    awww i aim to please :) @Jenny namaste and @"M" they should have defo gone to specsavers!!lol
    awww i aim to please :) @Jenny namaste and @"M" they should have defo gone to specsavers!!lol
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  3. Mad Hatter
    Like x 3

    Best buys?

    Moved to Stockholm ?
    Moved to Stockholm ?
    Moved to Stockholm ?
    Moved to Stockholm ?
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  4. clueless1

    Another maths question

    From an economic point of view it's only good to use a credit card if you pay in full at the end of the month. If you do that then it's best to get a card that gives cashback. The interest rate...
    From an economic point of view it's only good to use a credit card if you pay in full at the end of the month. If you do that then it's best to get a card that gives cashback. The interest rate is unimportant if you pay in full each month.If you can't pay in full each month then, if you...
    From an economic point of view it's only good to use a credit card if you pay in full at the end of the month. If you do that then it's best to get a card that gives cashback. The interest rate is unimportant if you pay in full each month.If...
    From an economic point of view it's only good to use a credit card if you pay in full at the end of the month. If you do that then it's best to get a card that gives cashback. The interest rate...
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  5. Jiffy

    W

    I have some window spray, a microfiber cloth and a cotton tea towel. Does the job beautifully. And I can clean the mirrors with that kit too.Mossiac
    I have some window spray, a microfiber cloth and a cotton tea towel. Does the job beautifully. And I can clean the mirrors with that kit too.Mossiac
    I have some window spray, a microfiber cloth and a cotton tea towel. Does the job beautifully. And I can clean the mirrors with that kit too.Mossiac
    I have some window spray, a microfiber cloth and a cotton tea towel. Does the job beautifully. And I can clean the mirrors with that kit too.Mossiac
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  6. Lolimac
    Agree x 5

    Happy Birthday Folly Mon....

    So happy to see you back Folly Mon, I was really worried about you. The ivy looks beautiful, and so glad your Nelly is recovering well xx
    So happy to see you back Folly Mon, I was really worried about you. The ivy looks beautiful, and so glad your Nelly is recovering well xx
    So happy to see you back Folly Mon, I was really worried about you. The ivy looks beautiful, and so glad your Nelly is recovering well xx
    So happy to see you back Folly Mon, I was really worried about you. The ivy looks beautiful, and so glad your Nelly is recovering well xx
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  7. "M"

    Happy, happy birthday Sirius!

    Thanks Everyone. :dbgrtmb: Was thoroughly spoiled by my family.
    Thanks Everyone. :dbgrtmb: Was thoroughly spoiled by my family.
    Thanks Everyone. :dbgrtmb: Was thoroughly spoiled by my family.
    Thanks Everyone. :dbgrtmb: Was thoroughly spoiled by my family.
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  8. Webmaster
    Like x 7

    Our 2014 Halloween Grotto (Haunt)

    Amazing Nathan:hapfeet:....Surely you can't top that:love30: Everyone must love it down your street:dbgrtmb:
    Amazing Nathan:hapfeet:....Surely you can't top that:love30: Everyone must love it down your street:dbgrtmb:
    Amazing Nathan:hapfeet:....Surely you can't top that:love30: Everyone must love it down your street:dbgrtmb:
    Amazing Nathan:hapfeet:....Surely you can't top that:love30: Everyone must love it down your street:dbgrtmb:
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  9. Phil A
    Like x 4

    New use for tax disk holders

    :hate-shocked:*shock, horror* :hate-shocked: No WAY!!!!!! :yikes: (please refer to post #7 :heehee: ) :heehee:
    :hate-shocked:*shock, horror* :hate-shocked: No WAY!!!!!! :yikes: (please refer to post #7 :heehee: ) :heehee:
    :hate-shocked:*shock, horror* :hate-shocked: No WAY!!!!!! :yikes: (please refer to post #7 :heehee: ) :heehee:
    :hate-shocked:*shock, horror* :hate-shocked: No WAY!!!!!! :yikes: (please refer to post #7 :heehee: ) :heehee:
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  10. merleworld

    Do you iron bedding?

    So it's delicate bedding washed once a year??:scratch::doh::dunno::heehee:
    So it's delicate bedding washed once a year??:scratch::doh::dunno::heehee:
    So it's delicate bedding washed once a year??:scratch::doh::dunno::heehee:
    So it's delicate bedding washed once a year??:scratch::doh::dunno::heehee:
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  11. Fat Controller
    Agree x 3

    Aker Bilk - RIP

    Only ever heard the Herb Alpert version before.
    Only ever heard the Herb Alpert version before.
    Only ever heard the Herb Alpert version before.
    Only ever heard the Herb Alpert version before.
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  12. alex-adam

    Crispy Mealworms anyone ?

    And then eat the birds:dbgrtmb:
    And then eat the birds:dbgrtmb:
    And then eat the birds:dbgrtmb:
    And then eat the birds:dbgrtmb:
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  13. Fat Controller

    I need suggestions for a name....

    How about the 'Omni-Bus System' or just 'ONE'.
    How about the 'Omni-Bus System' or just 'ONE'.
    How about the 'Omni-Bus System' or just 'ONE'.
    How about the 'Omni-Bus System' or just 'ONE'.
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  14. shiney
    Like x 3

    A Badger For Zigs

    This is amazing,!!
    This is amazing,!!
    This is amazing,!!
    This is amazing,!!
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  15. Phil A

    Tetanus

    Back to the original point about tetanus jabs though, my GP once explained to me when I asked if I needed a booster jab, that they don't do them any more as a matter of routine as long as you've...
    Back to the original point about tetanus jabs though, my GP once explained to me when I asked if I needed a booster jab, that they don't do them any more as a matter of routine as long as you've had your standard set of vaccinations. He said they will do a booster jab in some cases if you injure...
    Back to the original point about tetanus jabs though, my GP once explained to me when I asked if I needed a booster jab, that they don't do them any more as a matter of routine as long as you've had your standard set of vaccinations. He said they...
    Back to the original point about tetanus jabs though, my GP once explained to me when I asked if I needed a booster jab, that they don't do them any more as a matter of routine as long as you've...
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  16. clueless1
    Friendly x 5

    what an day we've had here

    You and yours don't do things by halves do you lol! Glad all turned out well! Hope Mrs Clue is soon recovered and well done and good luck to little clue for his comp.
    You and yours don't do things by halves do you lol! Glad all turned out well! Hope Mrs Clue is soon recovered and well done and good luck to little clue for his comp.
    You and yours don't do things by halves do you lol! Glad all turned out well! Hope Mrs Clue is soon recovered and well done and good luck to little clue for his comp.
    You and yours don't do things by halves do you lol! Glad all turned out well! Hope Mrs Clue is soon recovered and well done and good luck to little clue for his comp.
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  17. maria

    nighty night

    Gosh! Some people are just soooooo ...... demanding! :whistle: :heehee:
    Gosh! Some people are just soooooo ...... demanding! :whistle: :heehee:
    Gosh! Some people are just soooooo ...... demanding! :whistle: :heehee:
    Gosh! Some people are just soooooo ...... demanding! :whistle: :heehee:
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  18. Phil A

    Ghostly Girl

    It's a BOY!!!!!
    It's a BOY!!!!!
    It's a BOY!!!!!
    It's a BOY!!!!!
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  19. Ariadae

    Squeaky frog!

    Yeh my ginger cat had his first one the other month. He was fascinated all u could hear was this frog squeaking for hours. Its the first living thing (i mean like mice, rats, frogs, squirrels,...
    Yeh my ginger cat had his first one the other month. He was fascinated all u could hear was this frog squeaking for hours. Its the first living thing (i mean like mice, rats, frogs, squirrels, bees, flies etc) hes ever managed to get near
    Yeh my ginger cat had his first one the other month. He was fascinated all u could hear was this frog squeaking for hours. Its the first living thing (i mean like mice, rats, frogs, squirrels, bees, flies etc) hes ever managed to get near
    Yeh my ginger cat had his first one the other month. He was fascinated all u could hear was this frog squeaking for hours. Its the first living thing (i mean like mice, rats, frogs, squirrels,...
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  20. clueless1

    Camping

    @rosietutu I don't blame you, 'roughing it' in a tent is certainly not my idea of fun!! :frown:
    @rosietutu I don't blame you, 'roughing it' in a tent is certainly not my idea of fun!! :frown:
    @rosietutu I don't blame you, 'roughing it' in a tent is certainly not my idea of fun!! :frown:
    @rosietutu I don't blame you, 'roughing it' in a tent is certainly not my idea of fun!! :frown:
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