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  1. ClaraLou

    Police 'Intelligence' is not all it's cracked up to be

    Reminds me of The Freak Brothers Comic where the cop goes to pieces after his car was wrecked & then forgets who he was.:heehee:
    Reminds me of The Freak Brothers Comic where the cop goes to pieces after his car was wrecked & then forgets who he was.:heehee:
    Reminds me of The Freak Brothers Comic where the cop goes to pieces after his car was wrecked & then forgets who he was.:heehee:
    Reminds me of The Freak Brothers Comic where the cop goes to pieces after his car was wrecked & then forgets who he was.:heehee:
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  2. music
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    Another two !

    I learned to drive at 14. We were limited to daytime only until 16 and then got a full license. Was great for me back then but sounds pretty frightening now........
    I learned to drive at 14. We were limited to daytime only until 16 and then got a full license. Was great for me back then but sounds pretty frightening now........
    I learned to drive at 14. We were limited to daytime only until 16 and then got a full license. Was great for me back then but sounds pretty frightening now........
    I learned to drive at 14. We were limited to daytime only until 16 and then got a full license. Was great for me back then but sounds pretty frightening now........
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  3. shiney
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    The Recession In The USA

    The recession in the USA has hit everybody really hard… My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can’t afford batteries. ...
    The recession in the USA has hit everybody really hard… My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can’t afford batteries. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. A stripper was...
    The recession in the USA has hit everybody really hard… My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can’t afford batteries. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf. ...
    The recession in the USA has hit everybody really hard… My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can’t afford batteries. ...
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  4. clueless1
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    More EU doom - made me laugh though

    My employers are reducing the IT guys by 80% sending the IT to India They are now asking the IT guys on site to train some of us in basic IT skills I hope the IT guys on site are bright enough to...
    My employers are reducing the IT guys by 80% sending the IT to India They are now asking the IT guys on site to train some of us in basic IT skills I hope the IT guys on site are bright enough to realise once paper pushers on pennies per week, can do some of their work, they will be next to go ...
    My employers are reducing the IT guys by 80% sending the IT to India They are now asking the IT guys on site to train some of us in basic IT skills I hope the IT guys on site are bright enough to realise once paper pushers on pennies per week,...
    My employers are reducing the IT guys by 80% sending the IT to India They are now asking the IT guys on site to train some of us in basic IT skills I hope the IT guys on site are bright enough to...
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  5. shiney
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    Welcome To London For The Olympics

    ARMANDII, the fishing would be good if you could get to the water. The seas are always fairly rough with little access. There's no safe access on Devil's Island and on the Iles de Royale the...
    ARMANDII, the fishing would be good if you could get to the water. The seas are always fairly rough with little access. There's no safe access on Devil's Island and on the Iles de Royale the only access is this naturally formed 'swimming pool' (helped a little by man with a stone wall put...
    ARMANDII, the fishing would be good if you could get to the water. The seas are always fairly rough with little access. There's no safe access on Devil's Island and on the Iles de Royale the only access is this naturally formed 'swimming...
    ARMANDII, the fishing would be good if you could get to the water. The seas are always fairly rough with little access. There's no safe access on Devil's Island and on the Iles de Royale the...
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  6. PeterS

    Global Debt

    All this proves to me is that the so called debt is acually "pie in the sky".Its never going to be paid back, so why sould Joe public be bothered.I'm begining to think that now global...
    All this proves to me is that the so called debt is acually "pie in the sky".Its never going to be paid back, so why sould Joe public be bothered.I'm begining to think that now global warming/climate change has run out of steam and most people dont give a hoot, the next best way of screwing...
    All this proves to me is that the so called debt is acually "pie in the sky".Its never going to be paid back, so why sould Joe public be bothered.I'm begining to think that now global warming/climate change has run out of steam and most...
    All this proves to me is that the so called debt is acually "pie in the sky".Its never going to be paid back, so why sould Joe public be bothered.I'm begining to think that now global...
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  7. clueless1

    Boxing Day Dip - Training

    Thanks for the tips and encouragement.I have a bit of blubber already, so I guess that part is sorted.Goose fat is a good tip. Years ago my dad used to do it every year. One year he covered...
    Thanks for the tips and encouragement.I have a bit of blubber already, so I guess that part is sorted.Goose fat is a good tip. Years ago my dad used to do it every year. One year he covered himself in Firey Jack (a predecessor to Deep Heat). It back fired (excuse the pun). He said it was as...
    Thanks for the tips and encouragement.I have a bit of blubber already, so I guess that part is sorted.Goose fat is a good tip. Years ago my dad used to do it every year. One year he covered himself in Firey Jack (a predecessor to Deep Heat)....
    Thanks for the tips and encouragement.I have a bit of blubber already, so I guess that part is sorted.Goose fat is a good tip. Years ago my dad used to do it every year. One year he covered...
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  8. Phil A

    Submarines

    Well rest assured they will just put up fuel tax to £3 a litre Without fuel, in this day and age we can not work (get on yer bike et al 1982) Very few people work local anymore, and the usual...
    Well rest assured they will just put up fuel tax to £3 a litre Without fuel, in this day and age we can not work (get on yer bike et al 1982) Very few people work local anymore, and the usual distance is too far to get on yer bike, well you could get up at 03:00 cycle to work for 06:00 work...
    Well rest assured they will just put up fuel tax to £3 a litre Without fuel, in this day and age we can not work (get on yer bike et al 1982) Very few people work local anymore, and the usual distance is too far to get on yer bike, well you...
    Well rest assured they will just put up fuel tax to £3 a litre Without fuel, in this day and age we can not work (get on yer bike et al 1982) Very few people work local anymore, and the usual...
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  9. EddieJ
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    This artist has just blown me away.

    Not sure what happened, but this is the picture that was supposed to appear!
    Not sure what happened, but this is the picture that was supposed to appear!
    Not sure what happened, but this is the picture that was supposed to appear!
    Not sure what happened, but this is the picture that was supposed to appear!
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  10. Phil A
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    This Afternoon in Dorset

    Have a look on an OS map for the old gamekeeper's cottage in the grounds of Slape Manor Estate around here, to the east of the Manor (marked 'A') where the track ends by the river. You can see it...
    Have a look on an OS map for the old gamekeeper's cottage in the grounds of Slape Manor Estate around here, to the east of the Manor (marked 'A') where the track ends by the river. You can see it on satelite view if you zoom in just right of centre:Map - satellite viewHere's a map...
    Have a look on an OS map for the old gamekeeper's cottage in the grounds of Slape Manor Estate around here, to the east of the Manor (marked 'A') where the track ends by the river. You can see it on satelite view if you zoom in just right of...
    Have a look on an OS map for the old gamekeeper's cottage in the grounds of Slape Manor Estate around here, to the east of the Manor (marked 'A') where the track ends by the river. You can see it...
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  11. chitting kaz

    Ziggy

    Kaz... :sunny:
    Kaz... :sunny:
    Kaz... :sunny:
    Kaz... :sunny:
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  12. Phil A
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    For all the big kids on here

    What about Twizzle and Torchy and Four Feather Falls then?:cool:
    What about Twizzle and Torchy and Four Feather Falls then?:cool:
    What about Twizzle and Torchy and Four Feather Falls then?:cool:
    What about Twizzle and Torchy and Four Feather Falls then?:cool:
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  13. miraflores

    unbelievable

    Oh I Don't Know :WINK1:. Cement = Good And Firm. Tyre Sealant = Bouncy Bouncy.Super Glue = I'm Not Going There In This Forum !!!. I had A treetreetreetreetree:WINK1:.Yesterday for being a bad...
    Oh I Don't Know :WINK1:. Cement = Good And Firm. Tyre Sealant = Bouncy Bouncy.Super Glue = I'm Not Going There In This Forum !!!. I had A treetreetreetreetree:WINK1:.Yesterday for being a bad boy:WINK1:.
    Oh I Don't Know :WINK1:. Cement = Good And Firm. Tyre Sealant = Bouncy Bouncy.Super Glue = I'm Not Going There In This Forum !!!. I had A treetreetreetreetree:WINK1:.Yesterday for being a bad boy:WINK1:.
    Oh I Don't Know :WINK1:. Cement = Good And Firm. Tyre Sealant = Bouncy Bouncy.Super Glue = I'm Not Going There In This Forum !!!. I had A treetreetreetreetree:WINK1:.Yesterday for being a bad...
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  14. Vince

    Please Weather, be nice next year

    It doesn't bother me Dai, I was thinking of everybody else. I haven't 'done' Christmas for five years, I decided to jump off the commercial bandwagon. Hubby and I will be off out with a picnic for...
    It doesn't bother me Dai, I was thinking of everybody else. I haven't 'done' Christmas for five years, I decided to jump off the commercial bandwagon. Hubby and I will be off out with a picnic for Christmas dinner to our island's 'Lands End' overlooking the sea and only gulls and may be some...
    It doesn't bother me Dai, I was thinking of everybody else. I haven't 'done' Christmas for five years, I decided to jump off the commercial bandwagon. Hubby and I will be off out with a picnic for Christmas dinner to our island's 'Lands End'...
    It doesn't bother me Dai, I was thinking of everybody else. I haven't 'done' Christmas for five years, I decided to jump off the commercial bandwagon. Hubby and I will be off out with a picnic for...
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  15. MichaelJohn
    Like x 4

    The Bee Gee's

    One of my favourite groups too, still play their cd's, not heard about this, don't have much luck do they,lost their younger brother Andy too :(
    One of my favourite groups too, still play their cd's, not heard about this, don't have much luck do they,lost their younger brother Andy too :(
    One of my favourite groups too, still play their cd's, not heard about this, don't have much luck do they,lost their younger brother Andy too :(
    One of my favourite groups too, still play their cd's, not heard about this, don't have much luck do they,lost their younger brother Andy too :(
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  16. Aesculus

    Would it be Considered Ungrateful to...

    I put West Bay as a location on my Facebook page, only FB thinks thats West Bay in the Caymen Islands, so I keep getting relevant advertising from there:DOH: Thought this one might be relevant...
    I put West Bay as a location on my Facebook page, only FB thinks thats West Bay in the Caymen Islands, so I keep getting relevant advertising from there:DOH: Thought this one might be relevant to this topic though, Upstairs Rare Rum Bar : Kaibo Beach Bar and Grill – Cayman Islands :cheers:
    I put West Bay as a location on my Facebook page, only FB thinks thats West Bay in the Caymen Islands, so I keep getting relevant advertising from there:DOH: Thought this one might be relevant to this topic though, Upstairs Rare Rum Bar :...
    I put West Bay as a location on my Facebook page, only FB thinks thats West Bay in the Caymen Islands, so I keep getting relevant advertising from there:DOH: Thought this one might be relevant...
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  17. miraflores

    Corsica in pictures

    Love the Cows on the Beach Mira, bet they'd eat your bait though:heehee: Looks like the Romans brought their word for Cormorant over here then:thumbsup:
    Love the Cows on the Beach Mira, bet they'd eat your bait though:heehee: Looks like the Romans brought their word for Cormorant over here then:thumbsup:
    Love the Cows on the Beach Mira, bet they'd eat your bait though:heehee: Looks like the Romans brought their word for Cormorant over here then:thumbsup:
    Love the Cows on the Beach Mira, bet they'd eat your bait though:heehee: Looks like the Romans brought their word for Cormorant over here then:thumbsup:
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  18. Axl
    Like x 9

    Take two spare cinema seats and some bikers....

    I wondered where chopper had got to.
    I wondered where chopper had got to.
    I wondered where chopper had got to.
    I wondered where chopper had got to.
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  19. MichaelJohn

    Bike ride any one !! < Amazing>

    They were on the ships entertainment the last cruise I was on The ship was MOVING also, throughout the performance they only dropped one dish Infact looking at the lighting and the audience tables...
    They were on the ships entertainment the last cruise I was on The ship was MOVING also, throughout the performance they only dropped one dish Infact looking at the lighting and the audience tables it could be from the same cruise Jack McH
    They were on the ships entertainment the last cruise I was on The ship was MOVING also, throughout the performance they only dropped one dish Infact looking at the lighting and the audience tables it could be from the same cruise Jack McH
    They were on the ships entertainment the last cruise I was on The ship was MOVING also, throughout the performance they only dropped one dish Infact looking at the lighting and the audience tables...
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  20. Paladin

    35th Anniversary

    You are right Val he did not say unusual I just thought 35 Munros would be "different" :heehee: Jack McH
    You are right Val he did not say unusual I just thought 35 Munros would be "different" :heehee: Jack McH
    You are right Val he did not say unusual I just thought 35 Munros would be "different" :heehee: Jack McH
    You are right Val he did not say unusual I just thought 35 Munros would be "different" :heehee: Jack McH
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