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  1. *dim*

    Computer problems ... Blue screen

    Fidgetsmum, also look at microsoft's home purchase plan, depends who you work for (or hubby) but if you qualify you get office for £8.95 . I've used this a couple of times recently, you do need a...
    Fidgetsmum, also look at microsoft's home purchase plan, depends who you work for (or hubby) but if you qualify you get office for £8.95 . I've used this a couple of times recently, you do need a work email address from a 'partner' company, but that includes lots of the biggest uk...
    Fidgetsmum, also look at microsoft's home purchase plan, depends who you work for (or hubby) but if you qualify you get office for £8.95 . I've used this a couple of times recently, you do need a work email address from a 'partner' company, but...
    Fidgetsmum, also look at microsoft's home purchase plan, depends who you work for (or hubby) but if you qualify you get office for £8.95 . I've used this a couple of times recently, you do need a...
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  2. HYDROGEN86

    Banks adverts on tv

    I'm sure it's only a matter of time! Maybe when they finally get round to mentioning to you the account that you've been patiently saving into month by month in the hope of a nice bonus for...
    I'm sure it's only a matter of time! Maybe when they finally get round to mentioning to you the account that you've been patiently saving into month by month in the hope of a nice bonus for obedience has been earning zero for ages and would have been just as well off under the...
    I'm sure it's only a matter of time! Maybe when they finally get round to mentioning to you the account that you've been patiently saving into month by month in the hope of a nice bonus for obedience has been earning zero for ages and would have...
    I'm sure it's only a matter of time! Maybe when they finally get round to mentioning to you the account that you've been patiently saving into month by month in the hope of a nice bonus for...
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  3. HYDROGEN86

    Aurora Borealis

    For a clearer display of the natural phenomenon Aurora Borealis you will need to go as far north in Scotland as you can. I have seen many a dazzling display but these were in Norway and Finland....
    For a clearer display of the natural phenomenon Aurora Borealis you will need to go as far north in Scotland as you can. I have seen many a dazzling display but these were in Norway and Finland. If you see it on a clear still night,quiet no wind, you will also hear the the buzzing, crackling...
    For a clearer display of the natural phenomenon Aurora Borealis you will need to go as far north in Scotland as you can. I have seen many a dazzling display but these were in Norway and Finland. If you see it on a clear still night,quiet no wind,...
    For a clearer display of the natural phenomenon Aurora Borealis you will need to go as far north in Scotland as you can. I have seen many a dazzling display but these were in Norway and Finland....
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  4. gardenvideographer

    Gardening Videos Please!

    Hi there,I'm looking for great gardening videos - anyone got any tips? I'm looking to put together a collection of gardening films online.This is one of the cutest films I've come across...
    Hi there,I'm looking for great gardening videos - anyone got any tips? I'm looking to put together a collection of gardening films online.This is one of the cutest films I've come across in recent times:thepotholegardener's Channel - YouTubeThanks!
    Hi there,I'm looking for great gardening videos - anyone got any tips? I'm looking to put together a collection of gardening films online.This is one of the cutest films I've come across in recent times:thepotholegardener's Channel -...
    Hi there,I'm looking for great gardening videos - anyone got any tips? I'm looking to put together a collection of gardening films online.This is one of the cutest films I've come across...
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  5. MrMorgan

    Brrr - First Frost last night

    And they say the North is grim... no frost here:hapfeet:
    And they say the North is grim... no frost here:hapfeet:
    And they say the North is grim... no frost here:hapfeet:
    And they say the North is grim... no frost here:hapfeet:
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  6. Phil A
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    A Parcel from Canada

    :rofl::rofl::rofl: I wanna see pics too!!
    :rofl::rofl::rofl: I wanna see pics too!!
    :rofl::rofl::rofl: I wanna see pics too!!
    :rofl::rofl::rofl: I wanna see pics too!!
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  7. shiney
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    High Speed Trains Explained

    They are not a Brunel, I can see that...
    They are not a Brunel, I can see that...
    They are not a Brunel, I can see that...
    They are not a Brunel, I can see that...
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  8. MichaelJohn
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    A Friday Funny

    Just back from the potting shed :D Nice one Michael :dbgrtmb: Here's a link to an old thread
    Just back from the potting shed :D Nice one Michael :dbgrtmb: Here's a link to an old thread
    Just back from the potting shed :D Nice one Michael :dbgrtmb: Here's a link to an old thread
    Just back from the potting shed :D Nice one Michael :dbgrtmb: Here's a link to an old thread
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  9. miraflores

    trowbridge

    :dbgrtmb:What a great name, must be something to do with sheep / wool I guess?No I was wrong, out of curiosity I googled it: “The name of the village is a local curiosity, as its pronunciation...
    :dbgrtmb:What a great name, must be something to do with sheep / wool I guess?No I was wrong, out of curiosity I googled it: “The name of the village is a local curiosity, as its pronunciation (and occasional spelling) differs from what one might expect. On local signs, the village is sometimes...
    :dbgrtmb:What a great name, must be something to do with sheep / wool I guess?No I was wrong, out of curiosity I googled it: “The name of the village is a local curiosity, as its pronunciation (and occasional spelling) differs from what one might...
    :dbgrtmb:What a great name, must be something to do with sheep / wool I guess?No I was wrong, out of curiosity I googled it: “The name of the village is a local curiosity, as its pronunciation...
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  10. borrowers
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    Big, big sorry

    Nice To See You Back Sandra :). It's Been Some Time Since We Had The Pleasure Of Your Company.:dbgrtmb:.
    Nice To See You Back Sandra :). It's Been Some Time Since We Had The Pleasure Of Your Company.:dbgrtmb:.
    Nice To See You Back Sandra :). It's Been Some Time Since We Had The Pleasure Of Your Company.:dbgrtmb:.
    Nice To See You Back Sandra :). It's Been Some Time Since We Had The Pleasure Of Your Company.:dbgrtmb:.
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  11. HYDROGEN86

    Michael Jackson trial

    According to doctor Murray he never received any payment for working for jacko as he was skint. (although can't see him complaining about that now) I'm sorry though Jack I don't agree that It's...
    According to doctor Murray he never received any payment for working for jacko as he was skint. (although can't see him complaining about that now) I'm sorry though Jack I don't agree that It's jackos fault he is dead read daisies post hehe If I beg my doctor for some narcotics he would...
    According to doctor Murray he never received any payment for working for jacko as he was skint. (although can't see him complaining about that now) I'm sorry though Jack I don't agree that It's jackos fault he is dead read daisies post hehe...
    According to doctor Murray he never received any payment for working for jacko as he was skint. (although can't see him complaining about that now) I'm sorry though Jack I don't agree that It's...
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  12. MichaelJohn

    Any one for a Yoghurt ? ..

    That about the ketchup I think should have been reported not only for compensation for you but for the dangerously low level of safety standards. You have been very lucky that you only had a...
    That about the ketchup I think should have been reported not only for compensation for you but for the dangerously low level of safety standards. You have been very lucky that you only had a small cut! Regarding the mouse I suppose I would have probably taken the free products for one year...
    That about the ketchup I think should have been reported not only for compensation for you but for the dangerously low level of safety standards. You have been very lucky that you only had a small cut! Regarding the mouse I suppose I would...
    That about the ketchup I think should have been reported not only for compensation for you but for the dangerously low level of safety standards. You have been very lucky that you only had a...
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  13. HYDROGEN86

    Church offers a helping hand during teacher strikes

    Too true, and please see my post 'Todays' strikes - Food for thought'
    Too true, and please see my post 'Todays' strikes - Food for thought'
    Too true, and please see my post 'Todays' strikes - Food for thought'
    Too true, and please see my post 'Todays' strikes - Food for thought'
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  14. HYDROGEN86

    Who's looking forward to christmas???

    christmas day will be the same as last year and the previous years will BBQ a duck on the weber with charcoal .... wife will prepare the rest of the food on the stove ... old neighbours will...
    christmas day will be the same as last year and the previous years will BBQ a duck on the weber with charcoal .... wife will prepare the rest of the food on the stove ... old neighbours will give me dirty/strange looks and 'smirk'.... i will have loads of beers, some good whisky, some port...
    christmas day will be the same as last year and the previous years will BBQ a duck on the weber with charcoal .... wife will prepare the rest of the food on the stove ... old neighbours will give me dirty/strange looks and 'smirk'.... i will...
    christmas day will be the same as last year and the previous years will BBQ a duck on the weber with charcoal .... wife will prepare the rest of the food on the stove ... old neighbours will...
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  15. music

    The things you find !!.

    When we moved into our bungalow seven years ago we found a box containing '70's 7in vinyl records, some of them being picture discs. I still haven't got round to finding out what they are worth. :)
    When we moved into our bungalow seven years ago we found a box containing '70's 7in vinyl records, some of them being picture discs. I still haven't got round to finding out what they are worth. :)
    When we moved into our bungalow seven years ago we found a box containing '70's 7in vinyl records, some of them being picture discs. I still haven't got round to finding out what they are worth. :)
    When we moved into our bungalow seven years ago we found a box containing '70's 7in vinyl records, some of them being picture discs. I still haven't got round to finding out what they are worth. :)
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  16. Sheal
    Like x 4

    Nativity!

    Reminded me of a really embarassing nativity my youngest daughters was in a a child, I had to make her a sheep costume, not a bad attempt but the staff at the nursery put it on her back to...
    Reminded me of a really embarassing nativity my youngest daughters was in a a child, I had to make her a sheep costume, not a bad attempt but the staff at the nursery put it on her back to front!!!!! with the tail at the front, luckily the poor kid was too young to realise :o.
    Reminded me of a really embarassing nativity my youngest daughters was in a a child, I had to make her a sheep costume, not a bad attempt but the staff at the nursery put it on her back to front!!!!! with the tail at the front, luckily the poor...
    Reminded me of a really embarassing nativity my youngest daughters was in a a child, I had to make her a sheep costume, not a bad attempt but the staff at the nursery put it on her back to...
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  17. ClaraLou
    Like x 9

    Wonders will never cease!

    Nice one! :dbgrtmb:
    Nice one! :dbgrtmb:
    Nice one! :dbgrtmb:
    Nice one! :dbgrtmb:
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  18. miraflores

    may I introduce you to...

    I have been told:heehee: Not a Trilby then, maybe a Stetson instead. Doctor Who - Series 6 Episode 1: The Impossible Astronaut - Stetsons Are Cool - YouTube
    I have been told:heehee: Not a Trilby then, maybe a Stetson instead. Doctor Who - Series 6 Episode 1: The Impossible Astronaut - Stetsons Are Cool - YouTube
    I have been told:heehee: Not a Trilby then, maybe a Stetson instead. Doctor Who - Series 6 Episode 1: The Impossible Astronaut - Stetsons Are Cool - YouTube
    I have been told:heehee: Not a Trilby then, maybe a Stetson instead. Doctor Who - Series 6 Episode 1: The Impossible Astronaut - Stetsons Are Cool - YouTube
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  19. daitheplant
    Like x 7

    Headstones

    This is a memorial not a headstone, but each time that I see it, I get a reality check on life and how lucky I am. I spotted it many years ago whilst on holiday in Belgium. It's perched at the...
    This is a memorial not a headstone, but each time that I see it, I get a reality check on life and how lucky I am. I spotted it many years ago whilst on holiday in Belgium. It's perched at the top of hill in a small hamlet which contains a church, a school, a farm and one large house. I found...
    This is a memorial not a headstone, but each time that I see it, I get a reality check on life and how lucky I am. I spotted it many years ago whilst on holiday in Belgium. It's perched at the top of hill in a small hamlet which contains a...
    This is a memorial not a headstone, but each time that I see it, I get a reality check on life and how lucky I am. I spotted it many years ago whilst on holiday in Belgium. It's perched at the...
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  20. shiney
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