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  1. capney

    life stinks sometimes

    Wow, what a difference. Sorry Robert, I missed the pics you posted before, how soul destroying, but they've done an amazing job of clearing up. Mira, I remember seeing those floods on the news...
    Wow, what a difference. Sorry Robert, I missed the pics you posted before, how soul destroying, but they've done an amazing job of clearing up. Mira, I remember seeing those floods on the news at the time, didn't see the shot of the torrent coming down the hill though, wow.
    Wow, what a difference. Sorry Robert, I missed the pics you posted before, how soul destroying, but they've done an amazing job of clearing up. Mira, I remember seeing those floods on the news at the time, didn't see the shot of the torrent...
    Wow, what a difference. Sorry Robert, I missed the pics you posted before, how soul destroying, but they've done an amazing job of clearing up. Mira, I remember seeing those floods on the news...
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  2. shiney

    Monkeys For The Disabled

    cor i know a few of my clients that would love this :D
    cor i know a few of my clients that would love this :D
    cor i know a few of my clients that would love this :D
    cor i know a few of my clients that would love this :D
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  3. shiney
    Like x 6

    Fantastic 3D

    Fantastic.
    Fantastic.
    Fantastic.
    Fantastic.
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  4. Kandy

    Does it only happen to me?

    Well although it is going to cost you in fuel and time ie more than your loss I would go back and see "Sarah" when she is on, like tomorrow before she forgets, and ask Possibly a genuine mistake...
    Well although it is going to cost you in fuel and time ie more than your loss I would go back and see "Sarah" when she is on, like tomorrow before she forgets, and ask Possibly a genuine mistake to ring it through but forget to take the stamps out of the draw, she may say oh sorry, or a check...
    Well although it is going to cost you in fuel and time ie more than your loss I would go back and see "Sarah" when she is on, like tomorrow before she forgets, and ask Possibly a genuine mistake to ring it through but forget to take the stamps...
    Well although it is going to cost you in fuel and time ie more than your loss I would go back and see "Sarah" when she is on, like tomorrow before she forgets, and ask Possibly a genuine mistake...
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  5. rosietutu

    Unseasonable happenings !

    Interesting, I grew a whole boarder of them, they are great early on ground cover, but as it warms up it was to much work to control the black fly, so I pulled them all out in favout of Marigolds,...
    Interesting, I grew a whole boarder of them, they are great early on ground cover, but as it warms up it was to much work to control the black fly, so I pulled them all out in favout of Marigolds, about 6 nasturtiums self seeded very late this summer and are still in flower now, I like the plant...
    Interesting, I grew a whole boarder of them, they are great early on ground cover, but as it warms up it was to much work to control the black fly, so I pulled them all out in favout of Marigolds, about 6 nasturtiums self seeded very late this...
    Interesting, I grew a whole boarder of them, they are great early on ground cover, but as it warms up it was to much work to control the black fly, so I pulled them all out in favout of Marigolds,...
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  6. Phil A

    More DNA stuff

    It was not my foot I was worried about :heehee: Well not the paedic one anyway Jack McH
    It was not my foot I was worried about :heehee: Well not the paedic one anyway Jack McH
    It was not my foot I was worried about :heehee: Well not the paedic one anyway Jack McH
    It was not my foot I was worried about :heehee: Well not the paedic one anyway Jack McH
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  7. Gay Gardener

    Stopping junk mail

    there is far too much on offer nowadays, surplus production and waste, there included flyers. As far as I am concerned I might as well have a bin under the postbox...
    there is far too much on offer nowadays, surplus production and waste, there included flyers. As far as I am concerned I might as well have a bin under the postbox...
    there is far too much on offer nowadays, surplus production and waste, there included flyers. As far as I am concerned I might as well have a bin under the postbox...
    there is far too much on offer nowadays, surplus production and waste, there included flyers. As far as I am concerned I might as well have a bin under the postbox...
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  8. *dim*

    Human Dolphin

    I saw this on the gadget show a few weeks back, great concept and looks a lot of fun too. Steve...:)
    I saw this on the gadget show a few weeks back, great concept and looks a lot of fun too. Steve...:)
    I saw this on the gadget show a few weeks back, great concept and looks a lot of fun too. Steve...:)
    I saw this on the gadget show a few weeks back, great concept and looks a lot of fun too. Steve...:)
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  9. Steve R

    Cleaning machined aluminium

    That's a shame as I was going to ask for my 10% :D:D:DLooks really great Steve:dbgrtmb:
    That's a shame as I was going to ask for my 10% :D:D:DLooks really great Steve:dbgrtmb:
    That's a shame as I was going to ask for my 10% :D:D:DLooks really great Steve:dbgrtmb:
    That's a shame as I was going to ask for my 10% :D:D:DLooks really great Steve:dbgrtmb:
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  10. Daisies

    World's costliest ever car crash

    That'll teach you not to drive a red car!!:rolleyespink:
    That'll teach you not to drive a red car!!:rolleyespink:
    That'll teach you not to drive a red car!!:rolleyespink:
    That'll teach you not to drive a red car!!:rolleyespink:
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  11. shiney
    Like x 9

    A True Seasonal Ghost Story

    A Christmas Ghost Story | adrian monck
    A Christmas Ghost Story | adrian monck
    A Christmas Ghost Story | adrian monck
    A Christmas Ghost Story | adrian monck
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  12. lesdyork

    Anyone interested in discrete renewable projects

    Where from? Please show me a link, I would love one for that price.Size of other parts required are determined by what you want to run with it, if its all 12v no inverter required, you also...
    Where from? Please show me a link, I would love one for that price.Size of other parts required are determined by what you want to run with it, if its all 12v no inverter required, you also need a regulator and deep cycle battery. In short the bigger the better
    Where from? Please show me a link, I would love one for that price.Size of other parts required are determined by what you want to run with it, if its all 12v no inverter required, you also need a regulator and deep cycle battery. In short the...
    Where from? Please show me a link, I would love one for that price.Size of other parts required are determined by what you want to run with it, if its all 12v no inverter required, you also...
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  13. shiney
    Like x 6

    What's Santa's Favourite Pizza

    Good music! :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: But he was a good comedian and story teller :dbgrtmb: So was Al Read who was just as famous (or more so) and also came from Lancashire.
    Good music! :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: But he was a good comedian and story teller :dbgrtmb: So was Al Read who was just as famous (or more so) and also came from Lancashire.
    Good music! :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: But he was a good comedian and story teller :dbgrtmb: So was Al Read who was just as famous (or more so) and also came from Lancashire.
    Good music! :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: But he was a good comedian and story teller :dbgrtmb: So was Al Read who was just as famous (or more so) and also came from Lancashire.
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  14. miraflores

    hidcote

    Actually, Miraflores, Hidcote has a bonus, apart from being a superb garden, because just opposite it's gates is Kiftsgate Gardens which is completely different to Hidcote but a real Gem and not...
    Actually, Miraflores, Hidcote has a bonus, apart from being a superb garden, because just opposite it's gates is Kiftsgate Gardens which is completely different to Hidcote but a real Gem and not to be missed.:D:love30:
    Actually, Miraflores, Hidcote has a bonus, apart from being a superb garden, because just opposite it's gates is Kiftsgate Gardens which is completely different to Hidcote but a real Gem and not to be missed.:D:love30:
    Actually, Miraflores, Hidcote has a bonus, apart from being a superb garden, because just opposite it's gates is Kiftsgate Gardens which is completely different to Hidcote but a real Gem and not...
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  15. Divina

    HELP - Moving House and Garden in Winter?

    Good luck with the move
    Good luck with the move
    Good luck with the move
    Good luck with the move
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  16. HYDROGEN86

    BBC may have to sack Clarkson

    Nice piece by Matthew Parris in The Times today. He asks whether anyone thinks that the BBC would have felt it necessary to issue an apology if someone had mentioned, in a jokey kind of a way,...
    Nice piece by Matthew Parris in The Times today. He asks whether anyone thinks that the BBC would have felt it necessary to issue an apology if someone had mentioned, in a jokey kind of a way, that bankers with fat bonuses should be should be executed in front of their families.
    Nice piece by Matthew Parris in The Times today. He asks whether anyone thinks that the BBC would have felt it necessary to issue an apology if someone had mentioned, in a jokey kind of a way, that bankers with fat bonuses should be should be...
    Nice piece by Matthew Parris in The Times today. He asks whether anyone thinks that the BBC would have felt it necessary to issue an apology if someone had mentioned, in a jokey kind of a way,...
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  17. clueless1

    Gaddafi is dead

    Next war round is IRAN Now the majority of foreign embassies have evacutated home, the way is safe and clear for Israel, to go bomb as promised, (expect before New Year) Jack McH
    Next war round is IRAN Now the majority of foreign embassies have evacutated home, the way is safe and clear for Israel, to go bomb as promised, (expect before New Year) Jack McH
    Next war round is IRAN Now the majority of foreign embassies have evacutated home, the way is safe and clear for Israel, to go bomb as promised, (expect before New Year) Jack McH
    Next war round is IRAN Now the majority of foreign embassies have evacutated home, the way is safe and clear for Israel, to go bomb as promised, (expect before New Year) Jack McH
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  18. MichaelJohn

    Triple roll over this week end

    Well since the Lottery began I have paid £2pw won three tenners, and at the very beginning £84 for four numbers nothing else I have dropped out of two syndicates that won big the following month...
    Well since the Lottery began I have paid £2pw won three tenners, and at the very beginning £84 for four numbers nothing else I have dropped out of two syndicates that won big the following month :-( The first was with football pools in 1973, I could no longer afford the 8/- a week so dropped...
    Well since the Lottery began I have paid £2pw won three tenners, and at the very beginning £84 for four numbers nothing else I have dropped out of two syndicates that won big the following month :-( The first was with football pools in 1973,...
    Well since the Lottery began I have paid £2pw won three tenners, and at the very beginning £84 for four numbers nothing else I have dropped out of two syndicates that won big the following month...
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  19. JWK
    Like x 4

    Scottish winds

    Saw on the news. What a huge mess you all are dealing with. Stay safe.
    Saw on the news. What a huge mess you all are dealing with. Stay safe.
    Saw on the news. What a huge mess you all are dealing with. Stay safe.
    Saw on the news. What a huge mess you all are dealing with. Stay safe.
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  20. music
    Like x 3

    What a shock !

    You can not beat three months of DIESEL Oil, the smell lingers for weeks I do not know if it is the smell or the fact that submariners are on double pay ? but the women lurve it :-) Jack...
    You can not beat three months of DIESEL Oil, the smell lingers for weeks I do not know if it is the smell or the fact that submariners are on double pay ? but the women lurve it :-) Jack McHammocklashing
    You can not beat three months of DIESEL Oil, the smell lingers for weeks I do not know if it is the smell or the fact that submariners are on double pay ? but the women lurve it :-) Jack McHammocklashing
    You can not beat three months of DIESEL Oil, the smell lingers for weeks I do not know if it is the smell or the fact that submariners are on double pay ? but the women lurve it :-) Jack...
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