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  1. clueless1

    Little green men

    Well, the Earth is reckoned to be around 4.54 billion years old while the Universe, according to current thinking, is around 13.8 billion years old but with basically Trillions of stars out beyond...
    Well, the Earth is reckoned to be around 4.54 billion years old while the Universe, according to current thinking, is around 13.8 billion years old but with basically Trillions of stars out beyond our Solar system in other Solar Systems and that other Solar Systems are older than our Sun, I...
    Well, the Earth is reckoned to be around 4.54 billion years old while the Universe, according to current thinking, is around 13.8 billion years old but with basically Trillions of stars out beyond our Solar system in other Solar Systems and that...
    Well, the Earth is reckoned to be around 4.54 billion years old while the Universe, according to current thinking, is around 13.8 billion years old but with basically Trillions of stars out beyond...
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  2. Mad Hatter
    Funny x 4

    This just came up in conversation

    Or the "other place" if it's on fire :hate-shocked:
    Or the "other place" if it's on fire :hate-shocked:
    Or the "other place" if it's on fire :hate-shocked:
    Or the "other place" if it's on fire :hate-shocked:
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  3. Phil A

    Chickens

    Eric the Chicken :)
    Eric the Chicken :)
    Eric the Chicken :)
    Eric the Chicken :)
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  4. Phil A
    Like x 4

    They've finished the new sea defences at Lyme Regis

    20 years ago a dog came back with it's lead still on and covered in blue lias mud.They never did find the woman that was walking it. Swallowed up by the mud :sad:
    20 years ago a dog came back with it's lead still on and covered in blue lias mud.They never did find the woman that was walking it. Swallowed up by the mud :sad:
    20 years ago a dog came back with it's lead still on and covered in blue lias mud.They never did find the woman that was walking it. Swallowed up by the mud :sad:
    20 years ago a dog came back with it's lead still on and covered in blue lias mud.They never did find the woman that was walking it. Swallowed up by the mud :sad:
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  5. music

    Something I Have Never Seen Before.

    Yes me as well, we just like to see everything die of old age!! :redface:
    Yes me as well, we just like to see everything die of old age!! :redface:
    Yes me as well, we just like to see everything die of old age!! :redface:
    Yes me as well, we just like to see everything die of old age!! :redface:
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  6. HarryS

    Non Equi Equinox ?

    Well found Pete , now that explains it perfectly to me ! :dbgrtmb: Also show the actual equal day/night date for your latitude . So for me at approx latitude 53.54544N , this make it around FridayIt's...
    Well found Pete , now that explains it perfectly to me ! :dbgrtmb: Also show the actual equal day/night date for your latitude . So for me at approx latitude 53.54544N , this make it around FridayIt's always sunny in Wigan @Lolimac , we are like little sunbeams :biggrin:
    Well found Pete , now that explains it perfectly to me ! :dbgrtmb: Also show the actual equal day/night date for your latitude . So for me at approx latitude 53.54544N , this make it around FridayIt's always sunny in Wigan @Lolimac , we are like...
    Well found Pete , now that explains it perfectly to me ! :dbgrtmb: Also show the actual equal day/night date for your latitude . So for me at approx latitude 53.54544N , this make it around FridayIt's...
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  7. Loofah
    Agree x 4

    Indyref: Aftermath

    To be fair, talking about politicians, there was always going to be some sort of moron mentioned.....
    To be fair, talking about politicians, there was always going to be some sort of moron mentioned.....
    To be fair, talking about politicians, there was always going to be some sort of moron mentioned.....
    To be fair, talking about politicians, there was always going to be some sort of moron mentioned.....
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  8. clueless1

    If I spend £1M on a spade, will that mean I have the best garden?

    It will mean you're taken immediately to the loony bin:)Throwing cash at the NHS, as has been proven ad infinitum, is pointless until they start learning from outside the NHS which they pointedly...
    It will mean you're taken immediately to the loony bin:)Throwing cash at the NHS, as has been proven ad infinitum, is pointless until they start learning from outside the NHS which they pointedly refuse to do. Which leads easily into - If you always do what you've always done....
    It will mean you're taken immediately to the loony bin:)Throwing cash at the NHS, as has been proven ad infinitum, is pointless until they start learning from outside the NHS which they pointedly refuse to do. Which leads easily into - If you...
    It will mean you're taken immediately to the loony bin:)Throwing cash at the NHS, as has been proven ad infinitum, is pointless until they start learning from outside the NHS which they pointedly...
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  9. Loofah
    Agree x 4

    M*A*S*H

    Mrs L says "Thought this was a hospital, why is everyone dressed up like the army?" :ouch1:Oh well.
    Mrs L says "Thought this was a hospital, why is everyone dressed up like the army?" :ouch1:Oh well.
    Mrs L says "Thought this was a hospital, why is everyone dressed up like the army?" :ouch1:Oh well.
    Mrs L says "Thought this was a hospital, why is everyone dressed up like the army?" :ouch1:Oh well.
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  10. music

    She's Started Again !.

    I think it`s a woman thing, like men collect screws, but never got the right one for the job.
    I think it`s a woman thing, like men collect screws, but never got the right one for the job.
    I think it`s a woman thing, like men collect screws, but never got the right one for the job.
    I think it`s a woman thing, like men collect screws, but never got the right one for the job.
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  12. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Ian Taylor

    :hpybtd::hpybtd::hpybtd::hpybtd::hpybtd:All the Best Ian,hope you've had a good day:dbgrtmb:
    :hpybtd::hpybtd::hpybtd::hpybtd::hpybtd:All the Best Ian,hope you've had a good day:dbgrtmb:
    :hpybtd::hpybtd::hpybtd::hpybtd::hpybtd:All the Best Ian,hope you've had a good day:dbgrtmb:
    :hpybtd::hpybtd::hpybtd::hpybtd::hpybtd:All the Best Ian,hope you've had a good day:dbgrtmb:
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  13. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Lolimac

    Belated love and a lorra lorra luck thrown in Loli xxMxx
    Belated love and a lorra lorra luck thrown in Loli xxMxx
    Belated love and a lorra lorra luck thrown in Loli xxMxx
    Belated love and a lorra lorra luck thrown in Loli xxMxx
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  14. wiseowl

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZIGS

    Belated, but nonetheless, heartfelt good wishes Cherub xxMxx
    Belated, but nonetheless, heartfelt good wishes Cherub xxMxx
    Belated, but nonetheless, heartfelt good wishes Cherub xxMxx
    Belated, but nonetheless, heartfelt good wishes Cherub xxMxx
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  15. Phil A

    Honesty Box

    All good in the end expected takings £1.60, actual takings £1.90 :)Just watering the beans, see if I can get another picking before Sis comes back :th scifD36:
    All good in the end expected takings £1.60, actual takings £1.90 :)Just watering the beans, see if I can get another picking before Sis comes back :th scifD36:
    All good in the end expected takings £1.60, actual takings £1.90 :)Just watering the beans, see if I can get another picking before Sis comes back :th scifD36:
    All good in the end expected takings £1.60, actual takings £1.90 :)Just watering the beans, see if I can get another picking before Sis comes back :th scifD36:
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  16. Fat Controller

    Spider identification - if there is such a thing?

    I don't like spiders but I leave them alone, they munch on other bugs and that is good for the garden.
    I don't like spiders but I leave them alone, they munch on other bugs and that is good for the garden.
    I don't like spiders but I leave them alone, they munch on other bugs and that is good for the garden.
    I don't like spiders but I leave them alone, they munch on other bugs and that is good for the garden.
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  17. Phil A

    Disturbing things you don't want to find under your bed # 1

    Plan A............before it does leave a pressure mine under the Chamber Pot, with the Toilet Roll previously soaked in a Salt solution.Plan B...........If feeling less harsh it will have used...
    Plan A............before it does leave a pressure mine under the Chamber Pot, with the Toilet Roll previously soaked in a Salt solution.Plan B...........If feeling less harsh it will have used the Chamber Pot and Toilet Roll and have left no mess and given 4 Stars to Ziggy's Abode and Commode:star::star::star::star:...
    Plan A............before it does leave a pressure mine under the Chamber Pot, with the Toilet Roll previously soaked in a Salt solution.Plan B...........If feeling less harsh it will have used the Chamber Pot and Toilet Roll and have left no...
    Plan A............before it does leave a pressure mine under the Chamber Pot, with the Toilet Roll previously soaked in a Salt solution.Plan B...........If feeling less harsh it will have used...
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  18. Spruce

    Gary the Crayfish please save me

    Hi I think the music says it all .... we will have people on from Taiwan soon !!! :doggieshmooze:Spruce
    Hi I think the music says it all .... we will have people on from Taiwan soon !!! :doggieshmooze:Spruce
    Hi I think the music says it all .... we will have people on from Taiwan soon !!! :doggieshmooze:Spruce
    Hi I think the music says it all .... we will have people on from Taiwan soon !!! :doggieshmooze:Spruce
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  19. Loofah
    Funny x 3

    Ahem, Val... ?

    I try to bring the occasional ray of sunshine lol
    I try to bring the occasional ray of sunshine lol
    I try to bring the occasional ray of sunshine lol
    I try to bring the occasional ray of sunshine lol
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  20. clueless1

    Smoke alarm went off

    No need to worry about them - just make sure you don't shake the bottle, and they will remain perfectly still and restful. :biggrin:
    No need to worry about them - just make sure you don't shake the bottle, and they will remain perfectly still and restful. :biggrin:
    No need to worry about them - just make sure you don't shake the bottle, and they will remain perfectly still and restful. :biggrin:
    No need to worry about them - just make sure you don't shake the bottle, and they will remain perfectly still and restful. :biggrin:
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