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  1. clueless1
    Like x 3

    Man vs train - race

    Yep, spend most of the time in London trying to avoid people walking into me while on their mobiles. Have started using a clenched fist to navigate more easily.
    Yep, spend most of the time in London trying to avoid people walking into me while on their mobiles. Have started using a clenched fist to navigate more easily.
    Yep, spend most of the time in London trying to avoid people walking into me while on their mobiles. Have started using a clenched fist to navigate more easily.
    Yep, spend most of the time in London trying to avoid people walking into me while on their mobiles. Have started using a clenched fist to navigate more easily.
    clueless1, Sep 17, 2014
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    Phil A
    Sep 18, 2014
  2. Loofah

    Loonies

    I still miss Elmer Fudd:frown:
    I still miss Elmer Fudd:frown:
    I still miss Elmer Fudd:frown:
    I still miss Elmer Fudd:frown:
    Loofah, Sep 17, 2014 ... 2
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    Lolimac
    Sep 17, 2014
  3. NorthantsGeezer

    How about a curry night???

    Well if it's YES on Thursday it will have to be a curry picnic in Salop (nearer for me!)
    Well if it's YES on Thursday it will have to be a curry picnic in Salop (nearer for me!)
    Well if it's YES on Thursday it will have to be a curry picnic in Salop (nearer for me!)
    Well if it's YES on Thursday it will have to be a curry picnic in Salop (nearer for me!)
    NorthantsGeezer, Sep 14, 2014 ... 2
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    westwales
    Sep 17, 2014
  4. Phil A
    Funny x 6

    It's huge

    They'll think you're mad. Oh, hang on...:biggrin:
    They'll think you're mad. Oh, hang on...:biggrin:
    They'll think you're mad. Oh, hang on...:biggrin:
    They'll think you're mad. Oh, hang on...:biggrin:
    Phil A, Sep 15, 2014
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    Freddy
    Sep 16, 2014
  5. pete
    Agree x 6

    Illegal immigrants

    Only by the application of crafty use of technology :)
    Only by the application of crafty use of technology :)
    Only by the application of crafty use of technology :)
    Only by the application of crafty use of technology :)
    pete, Sep 4, 2014 ... 8 9 10
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    Kristen
    Sep 16, 2014
  6. HarryS
    Like x 6

    How Cute is This

    Here in Spain there are no more bears. All them was killed. This is the heart of the hunters...
    Here in Spain there are no more bears. All them was killed. This is the heart of the hunters...
    Here in Spain there are no more bears. All them was killed. This is the heart of the hunters...
    Here in Spain there are no more bears. All them was killed. This is the heart of the hunters...
    HarryS, Sep 12, 2014
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    Polinizator
    Sep 15, 2014
  7. Mad Hatter

    I'm supposed to work for these people

    I think that's a good thing. :thumbsup:Val
    I think that's a good thing. :thumbsup:Val
    I think that's a good thing. :thumbsup:Val
    I think that's a good thing. :thumbsup:Val
    Mad Hatter, Sep 14, 2014
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    Val..
    Sep 15, 2014
  8. Cjt2014

    Red Button

    I'm a big fan of Jeff Lynne - Travelling Wilburys and his work on George Harrison's Cloud Nine album to name only a bit, but ELO will always have that special part in my heart only really...
    I'm a big fan of Jeff Lynne - Travelling Wilburys and his work on George Harrison's Cloud Nine album to name only a bit, but ELO will always have that special part in my heart only really competing with The Eagles (at least the company is good).I am going to have to quit for the night but will...
    I'm a big fan of Jeff Lynne - Travelling Wilburys and his work on George Harrison's Cloud Nine album to name only a bit, but ELO will always have that special part in my heart only really competing with The Eagles (at least the company is...
    I'm a big fan of Jeff Lynne - Travelling Wilburys and his work on George Harrison's Cloud Nine album to name only a bit, but ELO will always have that special part in my heart only really...
    Cjt2014, Sep 14, 2014
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    Fat Controller
    Sep 14, 2014
  9. Val..

    Oscar Pistorius, culpable homicide

    And it still wouldn't be the truth!!Val
    And it still wouldn't be the truth!!Val
    And it still wouldn't be the truth!!Val
    And it still wouldn't be the truth!!Val
    Val.., Sep 12, 2014 ... 2
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    Val..
    Sep 14, 2014
  10. Val..

    Diesel cars might be phased out.

    Are they not recommendations from the disc manufacturer?? I have been told in the past on buying new pads, that the discs are less than the recommended tolerance. I asked if that was an MOT...
    Are they not recommendations from the disc manufacturer?? I have been told in the past on buying new pads, that the discs are less than the recommended tolerance. I asked if that was an MOT failure, and was told no , its just recommended that they are changed. I hope I have that right. Don't...
    Are they not recommendations from the disc manufacturer?? I have been told in the past on buying new pads, that the discs are less than the recommended tolerance. I asked if that was an MOT failure, and was told no , its just recommended that...
    Are they not recommendations from the disc manufacturer?? I have been told in the past on buying new pads, that the discs are less than the recommended tolerance. I asked if that was an MOT...
    Val.., Sep 11, 2014 ... 2 3 4
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    NorthantsGeezer
    Sep 14, 2014
  11. Val..

    Here we go.......mince pies are in!!!

    We have it in our local supermarket too..I was walking down the isle and something took my eye OMG!! Mince pies,selection boxes and christmas tin biscuits...It is getting earlier and earlier every...
    We have it in our local supermarket too..I was walking down the isle and something took my eye OMG!! Mince pies,selection boxes and christmas tin biscuits...It is getting earlier and earlier every year:yikes:
    We have it in our local supermarket too..I was walking down the isle and something took my eye OMG!! Mince pies,selection boxes and christmas tin biscuits...It is getting earlier and earlier every year:yikes:
    We have it in our local supermarket too..I was walking down the isle and something took my eye OMG!! Mince pies,selection boxes and christmas tin biscuits...It is getting earlier and earlier every...
    Val.., Sep 13, 2014
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    Autumn bliss
    Sep 14, 2014
  12. NorthantsGeezer

    I think I have been silly :(

    Yep, that was me :biggrin:
    Yep, that was me :biggrin:
    Yep, that was me :biggrin:
    Yep, that was me :biggrin:
    NorthantsGeezer, Jun 14, 2014 ... 2
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    Phil A
    Sep 14, 2014
  13. Sirius

    Batteries

    Thanks for the info :dbgrtmb:I have ordered some Ni Mh.
    Thanks for the info :dbgrtmb:I have ordered some Ni Mh.
    Thanks for the info :dbgrtmb:I have ordered some Ni Mh.
    Thanks for the info :dbgrtmb:I have ordered some Ni Mh.
    Sirius, Sep 9, 2014
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    Sirius
    Sep 12, 2014
  14. Ellen
    Like x 4

    Found this in the garden...

    great find!! i found something whilst digging the garden today, not as pretty as that but made me smile LOTS! it was a tiny toy car of my sons that he played with when he was 4 or 5 he is 18 at...
    great find!! i found something whilst digging the garden today, not as pretty as that but made me smile LOTS! it was a tiny toy car of my sons that he played with when he was 4 or 5 he is 18 at the end of the month:) i brought it in washed it and its sitting on the kitchen windowsill:)
    great find!! i found something whilst digging the garden today, not as pretty as that but made me smile LOTS! it was a tiny toy car of my sons that he played with when he was 4 or 5 he is 18 at the end of the month:) i brought it in washed it and...
    great find!! i found something whilst digging the garden today, not as pretty as that but made me smile LOTS! it was a tiny toy car of my sons that he played with when he was 4 or 5 he is 18 at...
    Ellen, May 25, 2014 ... 2 3
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    maria
    Sep 11, 2014
  15. pamsdish

    Fiskars Pruning Shears £4-99

    Been a beautiful day, went to Swansea, :SUNsmile: Post and packaging is £2-99 on top of the £4-99 for the shears.
    Been a beautiful day, went to Swansea, :SUNsmile: Post and packaging is £2-99 on top of the £4-99 for the shears.
    Been a beautiful day, went to Swansea, :SUNsmile: Post and packaging is £2-99 on top of the £4-99 for the shears.
    Been a beautiful day, went to Swansea, :SUNsmile: Post and packaging is £2-99 on top of the £4-99 for the shears.
    pamsdish, Sep 11, 2014
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    pamsdish
    Sep 11, 2014
  16. Val..

    Jibo

    So 'thats' the reason I am still single :thud:
    So 'thats' the reason I am still single :thud:
    So 'thats' the reason I am still single :thud:
    So 'thats' the reason I am still single :thud:
    Val.., Sep 7, 2014
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    NorthantsGeezer
    Sep 9, 2014
  17. Cjt2014

    This makes you think

    Estimated from "known" figures and trends. I thought that it was 71.56% of statistics that were made up.
    Estimated from "known" figures and trends. I thought that it was 71.56% of statistics that were made up.
    Estimated from "known" figures and trends. I thought that it was 71.56% of statistics that were made up.
    Estimated from "known" figures and trends. I thought that it was 71.56% of statistics that were made up.
    Cjt2014, Sep 8, 2014
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    NigelJ
    Sep 8, 2014
  18. Val..

    Congratulations William & Kate

    Fantastic news...Wish them all the best:)
    Fantastic news...Wish them all the best:)
    Fantastic news...Wish them all the best:)
    Fantastic news...Wish them all the best:)
    Val.., Sep 8, 2014
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    Autumn bliss
    Sep 8, 2014
  19. NorthantsGeezer

    Anyone seen the hairy one?

    Ahhh thank you :) Yes, That other profile is virtually empty. At least he is still about. Last log in 30/8 Cheers @joolz68 :star: :ThankYou:
    Ahhh thank you :) Yes, That other profile is virtually empty. At least he is still about. Last log in 30/8 Cheers @joolz68 :star: :ThankYou:
    Ahhh thank you :) Yes, That other profile is virtually empty. At least he is still about. Last log in 30/8 Cheers @joolz68 :star: :ThankYou:
    Ahhh thank you :) Yes, That other profile is virtually empty. At least he is still about. Last log in 30/8 Cheers @joolz68 :star: :ThankYou:
    NorthantsGeezer, Sep 7, 2014
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    NorthantsGeezer
    Sep 7, 2014
  20. ARMANDII
    Agree x 6

    SMOKE AND MIRRORS -ENERGY MARKET

    He usually just lights a match saving on electricity for lighting:dunno::hate-shocked::heehee:
    He usually just lights a match saving on electricity for lighting:dunno::hate-shocked::heehee:
    He usually just lights a match saving on electricity for lighting:dunno::hate-shocked::heehee:
    He usually just lights a match saving on electricity for lighting:dunno::hate-shocked::heehee:
    ARMANDII, Sep 6, 2014 ... 2
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    ARMANDII
    Sep 7, 2014
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