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  1. *dim*
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    Funny Nando's Chicken Commercials

    Oh how I wish the UK was as non PC :-( Cracking ads, as it should be Jack McH
    Oh how I wish the UK was as non PC :-( Cracking ads, as it should be Jack McH
    Oh how I wish the UK was as non PC :-( Cracking ads, as it should be Jack McH
    Oh how I wish the UK was as non PC :-( Cracking ads, as it should be Jack McH
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  2. clueless1
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    Britain and the EU

    Jack, you're right. :thumbsup: Scripts can never cover it all. I make a hobby out of forcing people off of their scripts when I have to phone a call centre. I manage it about 75% of the time. Of...
    Jack, you're right. :thumbsup: Scripts can never cover it all. I make a hobby out of forcing people off of their scripts when I have to phone a call centre. I manage it about 75% of the time. Of course, it's not me being bloody minded :WINK1: :heehee: but me testing their systems for them. Actually, now I...
    Jack, you're right. :thumbsup: Scripts can never cover it all. I make a hobby out of forcing people off of their scripts when I have to phone a call centre. I manage it about 75% of the time. Of course, it's not me being bloody minded :WINK1: :heehee: but me...
    Jack, you're right. :thumbsup: Scripts can never cover it all. I make a hobby out of forcing people off of their scripts when I have to phone a call centre. I manage it about 75% of the time. Of...
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  3. shiney

    Elvis and Martine McBride Duet for Christmas

    Those are the new fangled things that they've brought out that are able to play more music than our 78's and 45's. They're not much good because the winding up of the record player isn't long...
    Those are the new fangled things that they've brought out that are able to play more music than our 78's and 45's. They're not much good because the winding up of the record player isn't long enough for them. These youngsters keep coming out with new things and I can't keep up with them all. ...
    Those are the new fangled things that they've brought out that are able to play more music than our 78's and 45's. They're not much good because the winding up of the record player isn't long enough for them. These youngsters keep coming out...
    Those are the new fangled things that they've brought out that are able to play more music than our 78's and 45's. They're not much good because the winding up of the record player isn't long...
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  4. ClaraLou
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    Property Programmes: bah!

    I assume it's an example of dumbing down. If Kirsty plays dumb then the viewers needn't feel intimidated and even dumber.No. It doesn't really work for me either. Those programmes are OK as...
    I assume it's an example of dumbing down. If Kirsty plays dumb then the viewers needn't feel intimidated and even dumber.No. It doesn't really work for me either. Those programmes are OK as taster sessions but anyone with any real interest would get a good book out of the library or get...
    I assume it's an example of dumbing down. If Kirsty plays dumb then the viewers needn't feel intimidated and even dumber.No. It doesn't really work for me either. Those programmes are OK as taster sessions but anyone with any real interest...
    I assume it's an example of dumbing down. If Kirsty plays dumb then the viewers needn't feel intimidated and even dumber.No. It doesn't really work for me either. Those programmes are OK as...
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  5. Spruce

    Carol of the Bells

    Brilliant, thanks for sharing that.. :yay: I am a campanologist too, but my hand bell ringing is far from that...:DOH:I prefer the big bells in the tower.... :heehee:
    Brilliant, thanks for sharing that.. :yay: I am a campanologist too, but my hand bell ringing is far from that...:DOH:I prefer the big bells in the tower.... :heehee:
    Brilliant, thanks for sharing that.. :yay: I am a campanologist too, but my hand bell ringing is far from that...:DOH:I prefer the big bells in the tower.... :heehee:
    Brilliant, thanks for sharing that.. :yay: I am a campanologist too, but my hand bell ringing is far from that...:DOH:I prefer the big bells in the tower.... :heehee:
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  6. EddieJ
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    Just for Sheal. One Xmas pudding.

    My Grandad used to be a dab hand at woodwork and was always making furniture and bronze statues (used to make sculptures of race horses with jockeys) I remember him telling my mum rather proudly...
    My Grandad used to be a dab hand at woodwork and was always making furniture and bronze statues (used to make sculptures of race horses with jockeys) I remember him telling my mum rather proudly how he sold a small cabinet to an American chap and how it had been put into an auction and sold for...
    My Grandad used to be a dab hand at woodwork and was always making furniture and bronze statues (used to make sculptures of race horses with jockeys) I remember him telling my mum rather proudly how he sold a small cabinet to an American chap and...
    My Grandad used to be a dab hand at woodwork and was always making furniture and bronze statues (used to make sculptures of race horses with jockeys) I remember him telling my mum rather proudly...
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  7. Boots

    creosote - best substitue?

    Harrys, thanks for that, yes new, no not expensive, local farm suppliers, was thinking oil based but neutral in colour Cheers boots
    Harrys, thanks for that, yes new, no not expensive, local farm suppliers, was thinking oil based but neutral in colour Cheers boots
    Harrys, thanks for that, yes new, no not expensive, local farm suppliers, was thinking oil based but neutral in colour Cheers boots
    Harrys, thanks for that, yes new, no not expensive, local farm suppliers, was thinking oil based but neutral in colour Cheers boots
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  8. music
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    Quick operation !

    Great news, music :dbgrtmb:
    Great news, music :dbgrtmb:
    Great news, music :dbgrtmb:
    Great news, music :dbgrtmb:
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  9. Scotkat
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  10. Scotkat

    Shopping list

    http://www.listitsimple.com/My son made this listAnd now I use it for everything and only buy whats on the list.
    http://www.listitsimple.com/My son made this listAnd now I use it for everything and only buy whats on the list.
    http://www.listitsimple.com/My son made this listAnd now I use it for everything and only buy whats on the list.
    http://www.listitsimple.com/My son made this listAnd now I use it for everything and only buy whats on the list.
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  11. Paladin

    Owl ?

    Owl City ???? The Christmas Song lyrics (Owl City) - YouTube
    Owl City ???? The Christmas Song lyrics (Owl City) - YouTube
    Owl City ???? The Christmas Song lyrics (Owl City) - YouTube
    Owl City ???? The Christmas Song lyrics (Owl City) - YouTube
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  12. *dim*
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    For those who can play the guitar ....

    check this .... sounds good on decent hifi: Rodrigo Y Gabriela - Hanuman - YouTube
    check this .... sounds good on decent hifi: Rodrigo Y Gabriela - Hanuman - YouTube
    check this .... sounds good on decent hifi: Rodrigo Y Gabriela - Hanuman - YouTube
    check this .... sounds good on decent hifi: Rodrigo Y Gabriela - Hanuman - YouTube
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  13. lesdyork
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    Even more of a forum novice than L plated gardener

    Oh, I see. Thanks for the clarificationI did tell you. Its a shame, but none the less, a fact.
    Oh, I see. Thanks for the clarificationI did tell you. Its a shame, but none the less, a fact.
    Oh, I see. Thanks for the clarificationI did tell you. Its a shame, but none the less, a fact.
    Oh, I see. Thanks for the clarificationI did tell you. Its a shame, but none the less, a fact.
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  14. shiney

    An Interesting Phenomenon

    Yes you're right Dai, they were banned. Apparently, the new LED's are very good if you can afford the initial outlay. I think they are around £30 each at the moment, but will more than pay for...
    Yes you're right Dai, they were banned. Apparently, the new LED's are very good if you can afford the initial outlay. I think they are around £30 each at the moment, but will more than pay for themselves over time, of which they last for many years.
    Yes you're right Dai, they were banned. Apparently, the new LED's are very good if you can afford the initial outlay. I think they are around £30 each at the moment, but will more than pay for themselves over time, of which they last for many...
    Yes you're right Dai, they were banned. Apparently, the new LED's are very good if you can afford the initial outlay. I think they are around £30 each at the moment, but will more than pay for...
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  15. shiney
    Like x 13

    I Got Stopped For Speeding

    I thought the old photographic Speed Camera had be sent to the Black Museum and it was all Digital now, Jack. Usually the Digital are set up to feed the registrations back to Councils almost...
    I thought the old photographic Speed Camera had be sent to the Black Museum and it was all Digital now, Jack. Usually the Digital are set up to feed the registrations back to Councils almost instantaneously so you normally get the summons within 3 weeks, but maybe they work differently over...
    I thought the old photographic Speed Camera had be sent to the Black Museum and it was all Digital now, Jack. Usually the Digital are set up to feed the registrations back to Councils almost instantaneously so you normally get the summons...
    I thought the old photographic Speed Camera had be sent to the Black Museum and it was all Digital now, Jack. Usually the Digital are set up to feed the registrations back to Councils almost...
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  16. Kandy

    Happy Birthday Simbad

    Thankyou all for your birthday wishes, so many lovely friends on here:happydance::happydance:.
    Thankyou all for your birthday wishes, so many lovely friends on here:happydance::happydance:.
    Thankyou all for your birthday wishes, so many lovely friends on here:happydance::happydance:.
    Thankyou all for your birthday wishes, so many lovely friends on here:happydance::happydance:.
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  17. Steve R
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    Waving bear

    Now thats cute!!
    Now thats cute!!
    Now thats cute!!
    Now thats cute!!
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  18. Richards in the shed

    Stable plastic sheeting?

    Welcome to the site I can not help you myself, but some of the better informed members will be along to advise you Jack McHammocklashing
    Welcome to the site I can not help you myself, but some of the better informed members will be along to advise you Jack McHammocklashing
    Welcome to the site I can not help you myself, but some of the better informed members will be along to advise you Jack McHammocklashing
    Welcome to the site I can not help you myself, but some of the better informed members will be along to advise you Jack McHammocklashing
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  19. lazydog
    Like x 8

    Cranky old man

    And here is a reply from the nurses.................What do we see, you ask, what do we see Yes we are thinking when we look at thee We may seem to be hard when we hurry and fuss But there’s...
    And here is a reply from the nurses.................What do we see, you ask, what do we see Yes we are thinking when we look at thee We may seem to be hard when we hurry and fuss But there’s many of you and too few of us We would like far more time to sit with you and talk To bathe you and...
    And here is a reply from the nurses.................What do we see, you ask, what do we see Yes we are thinking when we look at thee We may seem to be hard when we hurry and fuss But there’s many of you and too few of us We would like far more...
    And here is a reply from the nurses.................What do we see, you ask, what do we see Yes we are thinking when we look at thee We may seem to be hard when we hurry and fuss But there’s...
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  20. *dim*

    Apples fall from the sky over Coventry

    I've heard of the June drop, but never a December one:heehee:
    I've heard of the June drop, but never a December one:heehee:
    I've heard of the June drop, but never a December one:heehee:
    I've heard of the June drop, but never a December one:heehee:
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