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  1. Fat Controller
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    A wee taste of home.........

    Tis like you're talkin a foreign language or summink...:runforhills:
    Tis like you're talkin a foreign language or summink...:runforhills:
    Tis like you're talkin a foreign language or summink...:runforhills:
    Tis like you're talkin a foreign language or summink...:runforhills:
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  2. Jenny namaste
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    Mobile phones

    Brilliant way to get the message across, off to spread that round a few other sites :dbgrtmb:
    Brilliant way to get the message across, off to spread that round a few other sites :dbgrtmb:
    Brilliant way to get the message across, off to spread that round a few other sites :dbgrtmb:
    Brilliant way to get the message across, off to spread that round a few other sites :dbgrtmb:
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  3. Phil A

    Favorite Cheese?

    Epoisses de Bourgogne aoc Goddess no 5 Burt's blue Yarg. Could eat my way through the cheese counties with no problem .........:snork:
    Epoisses de Bourgogne aoc Goddess no 5 Burt's blue Yarg. Could eat my way through the cheese counties with no problem .........:snork:
    Epoisses de Bourgogne aoc Goddess no 5 Burt's blue Yarg. Could eat my way through the cheese counties with no problem .........:snork:
    Epoisses de Bourgogne aoc Goddess no 5 Burt's blue Yarg. Could eat my way through the cheese counties with no problem .........:snork:
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  4. Fat Controller

    Anyone got an Actifry or a Halogen oven?

    Thanks. I have a slow cooker (used to have two, but one died), and I am still planning on saving my pennies for a halogen I think - we have a gas hob and an electric oven and the electric oven is...
    Thanks. I have a slow cooker (used to have two, but one died), and I am still planning on saving my pennies for a halogen I think - we have a gas hob and an electric oven and the electric oven is a gutsy blighter to be honest.I am also hoping that the actifry will allow us to have 'treat'...
    Thanks. I have a slow cooker (used to have two, but one died), and I am still planning on saving my pennies for a halogen I think - we have a gas hob and an electric oven and the electric oven is a gutsy blighter to be honest.I am also hoping...
    Thanks. I have a slow cooker (used to have two, but one died), and I am still planning on saving my pennies for a halogen I think - we have a gas hob and an electric oven and the electric oven is...
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  5. Fat Controller

    Those smells that take you back in time...

    mmmm, damson jam :whistle: :biggrin:
    mmmm, damson jam :whistle: :biggrin:
    mmmm, damson jam :whistle: :biggrin:
    mmmm, damson jam :whistle: :biggrin:
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  7. Val..
    Like x 5

    Just love Amazon

    P & P is £2.80Val
    P & P is £2.80Val
    P & P is £2.80Val
    P & P is £2.80Val
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  8. Phil A
    Informative x 3

    Well, Shiney and I will be alright

    Comman sense is all you need! but then we can wait for the power to go off then they will be no street lights :biggrin:
    Comman sense is all you need! but then we can wait for the power to go off then they will be no street lights :biggrin:
    Comman sense is all you need! but then we can wait for the power to go off then they will be no street lights :biggrin:
    Comman sense is all you need! but then we can wait for the power to go off then they will be no street lights :biggrin:
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  9. music

    Is This More Phishing??.

    I've had similar from Paypal. Ignored:thumbsup:
    I've had similar from Paypal. Ignored:thumbsup:
    I've had similar from Paypal. Ignored:thumbsup:
    I've had similar from Paypal. Ignored:thumbsup:
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  10. lizzerti

    The Ashya King saga: why we should thank the authorities | Alex Thomson's View | Alex Thomson's View

    I assumed it was mentioned in order to stir up the fear that the parents would refuse treatment.If the press turned that up for themselves then it was to sell papers, or "In the national...
    I assumed it was mentioned in order to stir up the fear that the parents would refuse treatment.If the press turned that up for themselves then it was to sell papers, or "In the national interest"Let's hope that the hospital didn't release that information ...
    I assumed it was mentioned in order to stir up the fear that the parents would refuse treatment.If the press turned that up for themselves then it was to sell papers, or "In the national interest"Let's hope that the hospital didn't release...
    I assumed it was mentioned in order to stir up the fear that the parents would refuse treatment.If the press turned that up for themselves then it was to sell papers, or "In the national...
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  11. Fat Controller
    Agree x 4

    Joan Rivers - RIP

    A Joan Rivers one liner off the BBC News today...... "I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware."
    A Joan Rivers one liner off the BBC News today...... "I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware."
    A Joan Rivers one liner off the BBC News today...... "I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware."
    A Joan Rivers one liner off the BBC News today...... "I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware."
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  12. Fat Controller

    Foraging

    If they were sloes then you'd know it as there would be a ton of thorns in your hands.I'm contemplating cutting my blackthorn down as its spreading everywhere on my plot.I went scrumping for...
    If they were sloes then you'd know it as there would be a ton of thorns in your hands.I'm contemplating cutting my blackthorn down as its spreading everywhere on my plot.I went scrumping for apples yesterday and found a tree which has a really nice sweet apple on it. It's a shame that some...
    If they were sloes then you'd know it as there would be a ton of thorns in your hands.I'm contemplating cutting my blackthorn down as its spreading everywhere on my plot.I went scrumping for apples yesterday and found a tree which has a...
    If they were sloes then you'd know it as there would be a ton of thorns in your hands.I'm contemplating cutting my blackthorn down as its spreading everywhere on my plot.I went scrumping for...
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  13. Phil A
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    Bardabunga

    As a bit of a thrill seeker I found it a adrenalin rush :yes:, the missus didn't though :yikes: It was the first time we took our son on a plane too, I remember he found it amusing the plane taxiing down the...
    As a bit of a thrill seeker I found it a adrenalin rush :yes:, the missus didn't though :yikes: It was the first time we took our son on a plane too, I remember he found it amusing the plane taxiing down the run away at 80mph going bump bump bump bump bump :heehee:
    As a bit of a thrill seeker I found it a adrenalin rush :yes:, the missus didn't though :yikes: It was the first time we took our son on a plane too, I remember he found it amusing the plane taxiing down the run away at 80mph going bump bump bump bump bump :heehee:
    As a bit of a thrill seeker I found it a adrenalin rush :yes:, the missus didn't though :yikes: It was the first time we took our son on a plane too, I remember he found it amusing the plane taxiing down the...
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  14. Phil A
    Agree x 9

    Why Bother?

    I got fox poo outside too, caught a baby one dragging my carrier bag off the other evening, perhaps he was going to bag it up :snork:
    I got fox poo outside too, caught a baby one dragging my carrier bag off the other evening, perhaps he was going to bag it up :snork:
    I got fox poo outside too, caught a baby one dragging my carrier bag off the other evening, perhaps he was going to bag it up :snork:
    I got fox poo outside too, caught a baby one dragging my carrier bag off the other evening, perhaps he was going to bag it up :snork:
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  15. Jungle Jane

    Your Favourite Fudge Flavour?

    2 slabs ( approx. 850 grams each) settling for a couple of days in the fridge. It seems to make it more compact and easier to cut into squares. They are for the Hospice Summer Fayre on Saturday. I...
    2 slabs ( approx. 850 grams each) settling for a couple of days in the fridge. It seems to make it more compact and easier to cut into squares. They are for the Hospice Summer Fayre on Saturday. I will label them up at 100grams for £1.25. Chocca mocca Walnut ( left) and Caramel and Manuka...
    2 slabs ( approx. 850 grams each) settling for a couple of days in the fridge. It seems to make it more compact and easier to cut into squares. They are for the Hospice Summer Fayre on Saturday. I will label them up at 100grams for £1.25. ...
    2 slabs ( approx. 850 grams each) settling for a couple of days in the fridge. It seems to make it more compact and easier to cut into squares. They are for the Hospice Summer Fayre on Saturday. I...
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  16. Adendoll

    Mashed potato sandwiches off the menu for the grandkids?

    Its mainly to do with the population we now have.
    Its mainly to do with the population we now have.
    Its mainly to do with the population we now have.
    Its mainly to do with the population we now have.
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  17. **Yvonne**

    Books.. and their influence and inpact..

    The most embarrassing book incident was buying a copy of Jasper Carrots "A little Zit on the side" to read on a train journey. It was laugh out loud funny, which I could do without looking...
    The most embarrassing book incident was buying a copy of Jasper Carrots "A little Zit on the side" to read on a train journey. It was laugh out loud funny, which I could do without looking strange. So I suppressed the laugh, but could not stop the tears of laughter, as I mopped my eyes for the...
    The most embarrassing book incident was buying a copy of Jasper Carrots "A little Zit on the side" to read on a train journey. It was laugh out loud funny, which I could do without looking strange. So I suppressed the laugh, but could not stop...
    The most embarrassing book incident was buying a copy of Jasper Carrots "A little Zit on the side" to read on a train journey. It was laugh out loud funny, which I could do without looking...
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  18. Fat Controller
    Agree x 7

    I am starting to wonder if its me that isn't wired right....

    Most likely the coppers don't want to be armed because they've seen enough fighting, both for real and in training, to know just how easy it is to disarm someone and then turn their weapon...
    Most likely the coppers don't want to be armed because they've seen enough fighting, both for real and in training, to know just how easy it is to disarm someone and then turn their weapon against them.If you want to arm yourself, carry a walking stick. Here we go. The intro is a bit dull, so...
    Most likely the coppers don't want to be armed because they've seen enough fighting, both for real and in training, to know just how easy it is to disarm someone and then turn their weapon against them.If you want to arm yourself, carry a...
    Most likely the coppers don't want to be armed because they've seen enough fighting, both for real and in training, to know just how easy it is to disarm someone and then turn their weapon...
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  19. shiney
    Like x 5

    R.I.P. Richard Attenborough

    Brilliant actor in Miracle on 34th street..RIP Kris Kringle
    Brilliant actor in Miracle on 34th street..RIP Kris Kringle
    Brilliant actor in Miracle on 34th street..RIP Kris Kringle
    Brilliant actor in Miracle on 34th street..RIP Kris Kringle
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  20. Fat Controller

    This world just gets more and more silly

    Maybe the French (and loads of other countries) route is more sensible then where everyone has a mailbox at the edge of their property so posties don't have to negotiate dogs/plants/lethal...
    Maybe the French (and loads of other countries) route is more sensible then where everyone has a mailbox at the edge of their property so posties don't have to negotiate dogs/plants/lethal letterboxes etc. Does mean you have to go out in the cold and wet to get your mail though so no doubt that...
    Maybe the French (and loads of other countries) route is more sensible then where everyone has a mailbox at the edge of their property so posties don't have to negotiate dogs/plants/lethal letterboxes etc. Does mean you have to go out in the cold...
    Maybe the French (and loads of other countries) route is more sensible then where everyone has a mailbox at the edge of their property so posties don't have to negotiate dogs/plants/lethal...
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