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  1. Val..

    Absorbing vibration

    Hi Kandy, I have both tropical fish and goldfish. Tropical fish are mostly corydoras and tetras, and 2 large fancy goldfish!! Putting them separately into bags just isn't an option I'm afraid...
    Hi Kandy, I have both tropical fish and goldfish. Tropical fish are mostly corydoras and tetras, and 2 large fancy goldfish!! Putting them separately into bags just isn't an option I'm afraid there are far too many of them and this would have to be done on the actual morning I am planning to...
    Hi Kandy, I have both tropical fish and goldfish. Tropical fish are mostly corydoras and tetras, and 2 large fancy goldfish!! Putting them separately into bags just isn't an option I'm afraid there are far too many of them and this would have...
    Hi Kandy, I have both tropical fish and goldfish. Tropical fish are mostly corydoras and tetras, and 2 large fancy goldfish!! Putting them separately into bags just isn't an option I'm afraid...
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  2. miraflores
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    ziggy is on a cruise

    I wonder if he's with the owner of a cafe in Polperro who left this sign on his door one Tuesday morning.. "Gone Fishing,Back Thursday....Perhaps!" Funny ? not if, like us, you were gasping for...
    I wonder if he's with the owner of a cafe in Polperro who left this sign on his door one Tuesday morning.. "Gone Fishing,Back Thursday....Perhaps!" Funny ? not if, like us, you were gasping for a cuppa:DOH:
    I wonder if he's with the owner of a cafe in Polperro who left this sign on his door one Tuesday morning.. "Gone Fishing,Back Thursday....Perhaps!" Funny ? not if, like us, you were gasping for a cuppa:DOH:
    I wonder if he's with the owner of a cafe in Polperro who left this sign on his door one Tuesday morning.. "Gone Fishing,Back Thursday....Perhaps!" Funny ? not if, like us, you were gasping for...
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  3. Webmaster

    Sick design ???

    If I had only seen the design on the left first on it's own I would never have thought of the twin towers tradgedy.It is only when I see the two pictures side by side that there is a connection so...
    If I had only seen the design on the left first on it's own I would never have thought of the twin towers tradgedy.It is only when I see the two pictures side by side that there is a connection so can understand why people have been getting upset about it:)
    If I had only seen the design on the left first on it's own I would never have thought of the twin towers tradgedy.It is only when I see the two pictures side by side that there is a connection so can understand why people have been getting upset...
    If I had only seen the design on the left first on it's own I would never have thought of the twin towers tradgedy.It is only when I see the two pictures side by side that there is a connection so...
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  4. MichaelJohn
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  5. shiney
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    Breaking News - Old People Beware

    No jingoism there then, totally above board.:thumbsup::thumbsup:
    No jingoism there then, totally above board.:thumbsup::thumbsup:
    No jingoism there then, totally above board.:thumbsup::thumbsup:
    No jingoism there then, totally above board.:thumbsup::thumbsup:
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  6. Bilbo675

    Possible New Storm on Tuesday

    The forecast storm/gales never arrived, it was diverted (by Cameron I think) to the Channel and Northern France.:dbgrtmb:
    The forecast storm/gales never arrived, it was diverted (by Cameron I think) to the Channel and Northern France.:dbgrtmb:
    The forecast storm/gales never arrived, it was diverted (by Cameron I think) to the Channel and Northern France.:dbgrtmb:
    The forecast storm/gales never arrived, it was diverted (by Cameron I think) to the Channel and Northern France.:dbgrtmb:
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  7. MichaelJohn
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    A Boot full

    Armandii, Claralou and Dai, Lets just say the toilet roll would be welcome and is that a seed CATalogue in it's other hand! :heehee: Don't see many Manxies now Dai, they aren't the most healthy of...
    Armandii, Claralou and Dai, Lets just say the toilet roll would be welcome and is that a seed CATalogue in it's other hand! :heehee: Don't see many Manxies now Dai, they aren't the most healthy of breeds. The cats I'm talking about of course! :)
    Armandii, Claralou and Dai, Lets just say the toilet roll would be welcome and is that a seed CATalogue in it's other hand! :heehee: Don't see many Manxies now Dai, they aren't the most healthy of breeds. The cats I'm talking about of course! :)
    Armandii, Claralou and Dai, Lets just say the toilet roll would be welcome and is that a seed CATalogue in it's other hand! :heehee: Don't see many Manxies now Dai, they aren't the most healthy of...
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  8. JWK
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    Christopher Hitchens on dogs and cats

    This reminds me of the Dog and cat diaries........ The Dog's Diary 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 9:40 am -...
    This reminds me of the Dog and cat diaries........ The Dog's Diary 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE! 10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG...
    This reminds me of the Dog and cat diaries........ The Dog's Diary 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE! 10:30 am - OH BOY!...
    This reminds me of the Dog and cat diaries........ The Dog's Diary 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 9:40 am -...
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  9. catztail
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    very very kewl!!!

    Flood the carpark, put in a few pipes and and a computer and Voila! Best with classical music and no garish lights.
    Flood the carpark, put in a few pipes and and a computer and Voila! Best with classical music and no garish lights.
    Flood the carpark, put in a few pipes and and a computer and Voila! Best with classical music and no garish lights.
    Flood the carpark, put in a few pipes and and a computer and Voila! Best with classical music and no garish lights.
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  10. Gogs

    Happy Birthday Dai.

    Thank you all very much.:cheers::thumbsup:
    Thank you all very much.:cheers::thumbsup:
    Thank you all very much.:cheers::thumbsup:
    Thank you all very much.:cheers::thumbsup:
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  11. longk
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    NASA Astronomy Picture of the Day

    Thanks for that longk, added it to my favourites, I just know I'll be going back there again and again! :dbgrtmb:
    Thanks for that longk, added it to my favourites, I just know I'll be going back there again and again! :dbgrtmb:
    Thanks for that longk, added it to my favourites, I just know I'll be going back there again and again! :dbgrtmb:
    Thanks for that longk, added it to my favourites, I just know I'll be going back there again and again! :dbgrtmb:
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  12. Bilbo675

    Thieving Scum...

    Sad to hear about it, Bilbo. Just thankful they brought no physical harm to him.
    Sad to hear about it, Bilbo. Just thankful they brought no physical harm to him.
    Sad to hear about it, Bilbo. Just thankful they brought no physical harm to him.
    Sad to hear about it, Bilbo. Just thankful they brought no physical harm to him.
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  13. shiney
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    I've Been Everywhere!

    I was in Significant last year. A strange place. Everyone ignored me! Its not recommended on Trip Advisor either.
    I was in Significant last year. A strange place. Everyone ignored me! Its not recommended on Trip Advisor either.
    I was in Significant last year. A strange place. Everyone ignored me! Its not recommended on Trip Advisor either.
    I was in Significant last year. A strange place. Everyone ignored me! Its not recommended on Trip Advisor either.
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  14. Axl

    Google

    Now do a google search forLet it snow
    Now do a google search forLet it snow
    Now do a google search forLet it snow
    Now do a google search forLet it snow
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  15. MichaelJohn
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    North of England

    I don't own a single coat! I have cardigans which are like my coats.
    I don't own a single coat! I have cardigans which are like my coats.
    I don't own a single coat! I have cardigans which are like my coats.
    I don't own a single coat! I have cardigans which are like my coats.
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  16. *dim*

    Mayan Gold potatoes

    Quite honestly I think a lot of hogwash goes on at times about the humble spud. I'm no expert but I think too many varieties mean one thing, most will be similar. The same happens with toms.I...
    Quite honestly I think a lot of hogwash goes on at times about the humble spud. I'm no expert but I think too many varieties mean one thing, most will be similar. The same happens with toms.I know you get the waxy and the floury kinds but with a few exceptions what else can make a difference.
    Quite honestly I think a lot of hogwash goes on at times about the humble spud. I'm no expert but I think too many varieties mean one thing, most will be similar. The same happens with toms.I know you get the waxy and the floury kinds but...
    Quite honestly I think a lot of hogwash goes on at times about the humble spud. I'm no expert but I think too many varieties mean one thing, most will be similar. The same happens with toms.I...
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  17. watergarden

    Its's that Timer (of) the year

    Yep watergarden went back to the old trusty pin timers as found these digi ones very unreliable..
    Yep watergarden went back to the old trusty pin timers as found these digi ones very unreliable..
    Yep watergarden went back to the old trusty pin timers as found these digi ones very unreliable..
    Yep watergarden went back to the old trusty pin timers as found these digi ones very unreliable..
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  18. HowardH

    Really warm socks

    My dad swore by my mothers tights when he went fishing:dbgrtmb: and i told everyone:D
    My dad swore by my mothers tights when he went fishing:dbgrtmb: and i told everyone:D
    My dad swore by my mothers tights when he went fishing:dbgrtmb: and i told everyone:D
    My dad swore by my mothers tights when he went fishing:dbgrtmb: and i told everyone:D
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  19. HarryS
    Like x 5

    Euro Crisis in One !

    re-hypothecation Keiser Report 223: Möbius Strip of Fraud - YouTube
    re-hypothecation Keiser Report 223: Möbius Strip of Fraud - YouTube
    re-hypothecation Keiser Report 223: Möbius Strip of Fraud - YouTube
    re-hypothecation Keiser Report 223: Möbius Strip of Fraud - YouTube
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  20. ClaraLou
    Like x 4

    Hysterical weeping at news of Kim Jong-il's death

    You couldn't make it up.Oh wait, you could..."According to his biography, he first picked up a golf club in 1994, at North Korea's only golf course, and shot a 38-under par round that...
    You couldn't make it up.Oh wait, you could..."According to his biography, he first picked up a golf club in 1994, at North Korea's only golf course, and shot a 38-under par round that included no fewer than 11 holes in one. Satisfied with his performance, he reportedly immediately...
    You couldn't make it up.Oh wait, you could..."According to his biography, he first picked up a golf club in 1994, at North Korea's only golf course, and shot a 38-under par round that included no fewer than 11 holes in one. Satisfied with...
    You couldn't make it up.Oh wait, you could..."According to his biography, he first picked up a golf club in 1994, at North Korea's only golf course, and shot a 38-under par round that...
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