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  1. *dim*

    Free Personalised Christmas Message from Santa

    Santa | PNP - Portable North Pole | Free personalized video message nice for kids .... and it's free .... can be done for friends and family if you have forgotten to mail them a card
    Santa | PNP - Portable North Pole | Free personalized video message nice for kids .... and it's free .... can be done for friends and family if you have forgotten to mail them a card
    Santa | PNP - Portable North Pole | Free personalized video message nice for kids .... and it's free .... can be done for friends and family if you have forgotten to mail them a card
    Santa | PNP - Portable North Pole | Free personalized video message nice for kids .... and it's free .... can be done for friends and family if you have forgotten to mail them a card
    *dim*, Dec 22, 2011
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  2. Steve R
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    Drinking and Driving over Christmas

    :loll:... I can say, that when I was pulled over, I went stone cold sober in a matter of seconds when I got home, I had a sugar water and was pale.... very scary .... If I was caught, I would have...
    :loll:... I can say, that when I was pulled over, I went stone cold sober in a matter of seconds when I got home, I had a sugar water and was pale.... very scary .... If I was caught, I would have been in a lot of trouble and would have lost my licence Public transport in south africa is bad...
    :loll:... I can say, that when I was pulled over, I went stone cold sober in a matter of seconds when I got home, I had a sugar water and was pale.... very scary .... If I was caught, I would have been in a lot of trouble and would have lost my...
    :loll:... I can say, that when I was pulled over, I went stone cold sober in a matter of seconds when I got home, I had a sugar water and was pale.... very scary .... If I was caught, I would have...
    Steve R, Dec 19, 2011
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    *dim*
    Dec 22, 2011
  3. capney
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    Amazing Amazon

    As I mentioned in another thread, Inhouse Advisor ordered a camera from Amazon DE Germany (which we have used before) because it was £40 cheaper than Amazon UK:scratch:, it came in 4 days. ...
    As I mentioned in another thread, Inhouse Advisor ordered a camera from Amazon DE Germany (which we have used before) because it was £40 cheaper than Amazon UK:scratch:, it came in 4 days. A few things have arrived before their stated time.:dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb:
    As I mentioned in another thread, Inhouse Advisor ordered a camera from Amazon DE Germany (which we have used before) because it was £40 cheaper than Amazon UK:scratch:, it came in 4 days. A few things have arrived before their stated time.:dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb:
    As I mentioned in another thread, Inhouse Advisor ordered a camera from Amazon DE Germany (which we have used before) because it was £40 cheaper than Amazon UK:scratch:, it came in 4 days. ...
    capney, Dec 22, 2011
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    strongylodon
    Dec 22, 2011
  4. Paladin
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    It's time!

    Years ago I worked in an office which did the 'Secret Santa' thing. It was a nightmare. The idea was to come up with something jokey, witty and appropriate for each recipient. Unfortunately...
    Years ago I worked in an office which did the 'Secret Santa' thing. It was a nightmare. The idea was to come up with something jokey, witty and appropriate for each recipient. Unfortunately people tend to have different ideas about what's funny and appropriate. When one of the senior...
    Years ago I worked in an office which did the 'Secret Santa' thing. It was a nightmare. The idea was to come up with something jokey, witty and appropriate for each recipient. Unfortunately people tend to have different ideas about what's...
    Years ago I worked in an office which did the 'Secret Santa' thing. It was a nightmare. The idea was to come up with something jokey, witty and appropriate for each recipient. Unfortunately...
    Paladin, Dec 22, 2011
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    ClaraLou
    Dec 22, 2011
  5. HYDROGEN86
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    happy Christmas

    Best wishes for the Hols Hydro!!! Hope you get things sorted soon and can join in again!
    Best wishes for the Hols Hydro!!! Hope you get things sorted soon and can join in again!
    Best wishes for the Hols Hydro!!! Hope you get things sorted soon and can join in again!
    Best wishes for the Hols Hydro!!! Hope you get things sorted soon and can join in again!
    HYDROGEN86, Dec 22, 2011
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    catztail
    Dec 22, 2011
  6. Sheal

    Stocks getting low!

    Just wipe it from your memory, Sheal, Soft, Soft, Soft:heehee:
    Just wipe it from your memory, Sheal, Soft, Soft, Soft:heehee:
    Just wipe it from your memory, Sheal, Soft, Soft, Soft:heehee:
    Just wipe it from your memory, Sheal, Soft, Soft, Soft:heehee:
    Sheal, Dec 7, 2011 ... 5 6 7
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    ARMANDII
    Dec 22, 2011
  7. MichaelJohn

    Shortest day today

    :) Thanks for that ray of hope Michael.... :merryC::santa-snowman:
    :) Thanks for that ray of hope Michael.... :merryC::santa-snowman:
    :) Thanks for that ray of hope Michael.... :merryC::santa-snowman:
    :) Thanks for that ray of hope Michael.... :merryC::santa-snowman:
    MichaelJohn, Dec 22, 2011
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    roders
    Dec 23, 2011
  8. Louise D

    Christmas !

    I was thinking just the same in the supermarket the other day...it would be great for the environment to stop importing stuff and use just local produce.
    I was thinking just the same in the supermarket the other day...it would be great for the environment to stop importing stuff and use just local produce.
    I was thinking just the same in the supermarket the other day...it would be great for the environment to stop importing stuff and use just local produce.
    I was thinking just the same in the supermarket the other day...it would be great for the environment to stop importing stuff and use just local produce.
    Louise D, Dec 21, 2011 ... 2 3
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    miraflores
    Dec 23, 2011
  9. Phil A
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    Happy Solstice Everyone

    Welcome back Cajary, Sounds like a handfull. Click on the go advanced button instead of the post quick reply, the smilies are in there:dbgrtmb:
    Welcome back Cajary, Sounds like a handfull. Click on the go advanced button instead of the post quick reply, the smilies are in there:dbgrtmb:
    Welcome back Cajary, Sounds like a handfull. Click on the go advanced button instead of the post quick reply, the smilies are in there:dbgrtmb:
    Welcome back Cajary, Sounds like a handfull. Click on the go advanced button instead of the post quick reply, the smilies are in there:dbgrtmb:
    Phil A, Dec 21, 2011 ... 2
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    Phil A
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  10. Phil A

    Another Earthquake in New Zeland

    Sorry Sheal. I'll stick to seismic activity instead. All the best to New Zealand too. Haven't we got a member there?
    Sorry Sheal. I'll stick to seismic activity instead. All the best to New Zealand too. Haven't we got a member there?
    Sorry Sheal. I'll stick to seismic activity instead. All the best to New Zealand too. Haven't we got a member there?
    Sorry Sheal. I'll stick to seismic activity instead. All the best to New Zealand too. Haven't we got a member there?
    Phil A, Dec 23, 2011
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    Phil A
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  11. Phil A

    For our Westcountry Members

    On the BBC Ear player at the moment... BBC iPlayer - Coast: Shorts: Swanage to Land's End
    On the BBC Ear player at the moment... BBC iPlayer - Coast: Shorts: Swanage to Land's End
    On the BBC Ear player at the moment... BBC iPlayer - Coast: Shorts: Swanage to Land's End
    On the BBC Ear player at the moment... BBC iPlayer - Coast: Shorts: Swanage to Land's End
    Phil A, Dec 23, 2011
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  12. Marley Farley
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    Merry Christmas Everyone.!

    They get better and better!
    They get better and better!
    They get better and better!
    They get better and better!
    Marley Farley, Dec 2, 2011 ... 2 3
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    Daisies
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  13. Phil A

    Man Building a Solar Phone Charger

    I knew you'd know the answer Dave:dbgrtmb:
    I knew you'd know the answer Dave:dbgrtmb:
    I knew you'd know the answer Dave:dbgrtmb:
    I knew you'd know the answer Dave:dbgrtmb:
    Phil A, Dec 23, 2011
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  14. kindredspirit

    Some people really have a voice!

    I found this the other week when I was trying to find something else and found it quiet humbling:) Thanks for sharing it with us:)
    I found this the other week when I was trying to find something else and found it quiet humbling:) Thanks for sharing it with us:)
    I found this the other week when I was trying to find something else and found it quiet humbling:) Thanks for sharing it with us:)
    I found this the other week when I was trying to find something else and found it quiet humbling:) Thanks for sharing it with us:)
    kindredspirit, Dec 23, 2011
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    Kandy
    Dec 24, 2011
  15. *dim*
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    Season's greetings

    :sunny:Santa looked a bit dodgy to me ... i wouden't sit on HIS knee :sunny:
    :sunny:Santa looked a bit dodgy to me ... i wouden't sit on HIS knee :sunny:
    :sunny:Santa looked a bit dodgy to me ... i wouden't sit on HIS knee :sunny:
    :sunny:Santa looked a bit dodgy to me ... i wouden't sit on HIS knee :sunny:
    *dim*, Dec 23, 2011
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    MichaelJohn
    Dec 24, 2011
  16. lazydog
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    Defra not helping our farmers

    Have a lovely Christmas Lazydog:xtree:
    Have a lovely Christmas Lazydog:xtree:
    Have a lovely Christmas Lazydog:xtree:
    Have a lovely Christmas Lazydog:xtree:
    lazydog, Dec 23, 2011
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    Phil A
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  17. redstar
    Like x 6

    Holiday Flash -Mob

    :dancy: So there is Christmas Cheer somewhere then.. :D Brilliant.. :happydance:
    :dancy: So there is Christmas Cheer somewhere then.. :D Brilliant.. :happydance:
    :dancy: So there is Christmas Cheer somewhere then.. :D Brilliant.. :happydance:
    :dancy: So there is Christmas Cheer somewhere then.. :D Brilliant.. :happydance:
    redstar, Dec 23, 2011
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    Marley Farley
    Dec 24, 2011
  18. Bilbo675

    Benn v McClellan Documentary

    I found myself watching the Documentary 'The Fight of Their Lives' on ITV4 last night, it was the extended 90 minute version about Nigel Benn and Gerald McClellan's ultimately tragic...
    I found myself watching the Documentary 'The Fight of Their Lives' on ITV4 last night, it was the extended 90 minute version about Nigel Benn and Gerald McClellan's ultimately tragic contest.The Fight of Their Lives - A new ITV1 documentaryI'm not the biggest boxing fan, I will...
    I found myself watching the Documentary 'The Fight of Their Lives' on ITV4 last night, it was the extended 90 minute version about Nigel Benn and Gerald McClellan's ultimately tragic contest.The Fight of Their Lives - A new ITV1...
    I found myself watching the Documentary 'The Fight of Their Lives' on ITV4 last night, it was the extended 90 minute version about Nigel Benn and Gerald McClellan's ultimately tragic...
    Bilbo675, Dec 24, 2011
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  19. Bilbo675
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    Twas the Night Before Christmas............

    Now that's the Shiney I know:thumbsup::D:heehee::loll::merryC:
    Now that's the Shiney I know:thumbsup::D:heehee::loll::merryC:
    Now that's the Shiney I know:thumbsup::D:heehee::loll::merryC:
    Now that's the Shiney I know:thumbsup::D:heehee::loll::merryC:
    Bilbo675, Dec 24, 2011
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    ARMANDII
    Dec 24, 2011
  20. HarryS
    Like x 5

    Return of The Blob !

    Not any more you're not:D Remember the old playground rhyme that started "Eggy weggy custard..."
    Not any more you're not:D Remember the old playground rhyme that started "Eggy weggy custard..."
    Not any more you're not:D Remember the old playground rhyme that started "Eggy weggy custard..."
    Not any more you're not:D Remember the old playground rhyme that started "Eggy weggy custard..."
    HarryS, Dec 24, 2011
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    Phil A
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