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  1. liliana

    Happy Christmas?

    Harvester Bybrook Barn restaurant in Ashford, Kent put up Christmas tree to coincide with promotion for Christmas bookings.:help: People objected and it had to be taken down again.:nonofinger:People Power.:pathd:
    Harvester Bybrook Barn restaurant in Ashford, Kent put up Christmas tree to coincide with promotion for Christmas bookings.:help: People objected and it had to be taken down again.:nonofinger:People Power.:pathd:
    Harvester Bybrook Barn restaurant in Ashford, Kent put up Christmas tree to coincide with promotion for Christmas bookings.:help: People objected and it had to be taken down again.:nonofinger:People Power.:pathd:
    Harvester Bybrook Barn restaurant in Ashford, Kent put up Christmas tree to coincide with promotion for Christmas bookings.:help: People objected and it had to be taken down again.:nonofinger:People Power.:pathd:
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  2. kindredspirit

    EmDrive and two more developments now.

    When a mega star explodes and colapses back in on it's self, the black hole formed at the centre can't cope with the mass going into it (think its a hundred million earth masses a second) so it...
    When a mega star explodes and colapses back in on it's self, the black hole formed at the centre can't cope with the mass going into it (think its a hundred million earth masses a second) so it vomits it out in the form of gamma radiation, irradiating planets for light years all around.They...
    When a mega star explodes and colapses back in on it's self, the black hole formed at the centre can't cope with the mass going into it (think its a hundred million earth masses a second) so it vomits it out in the form of gamma radiation,...
    When a mega star explodes and colapses back in on it's self, the black hole formed at the centre can't cope with the mass going into it (think its a hundred million earth masses a second) so it...
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  3. clueless1

    RAF escorts passenger jet

    As I said, Ellen, the QRA Team has well defined orders. Those orders have been in existence for longer than you'd think.........only the political aspect of them changes as the years go by.
    As I said, Ellen, the QRA Team has well defined orders. Those orders have been in existence for longer than you'd think.........only the political aspect of them changes as the years go by.
    As I said, Ellen, the QRA Team has well defined orders. Those orders have been in existence for longer than you'd think.........only the political aspect of them changes as the years go by.
    As I said, Ellen, the QRA Team has well defined orders. Those orders have been in existence for longer than you'd think.........only the political aspect of them changes as the years go by.
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  4. Phil A

    Hurricaine Warning

    Saw that this morning and thought I'd inadvertently logged onto The Daily Express weather site, but it was another online newspaper.
    Saw that this morning and thought I'd inadvertently logged onto The Daily Express weather site, but it was another online newspaper.
    Saw that this morning and thought I'd inadvertently logged onto The Daily Express weather site, but it was another online newspaper.
    Saw that this morning and thought I'd inadvertently logged onto The Daily Express weather site, but it was another online newspaper.
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  5. Jenny namaste
    Like x 5

    Light a candle at 10 pm tonight

    1 candle at home and 1 on local cenotaph, spent a moving 10 mins stood with my daughter and 2 neighbours reflecting on our brave lads and lasses. We do remember them!
    1 candle at home and 1 on local cenotaph, spent a moving 10 mins stood with my daughter and 2 neighbours reflecting on our brave lads and lasses. We do remember them!
    1 candle at home and 1 on local cenotaph, spent a moving 10 mins stood with my daughter and 2 neighbours reflecting on our brave lads and lasses. We do remember them!
    1 candle at home and 1 on local cenotaph, spent a moving 10 mins stood with my daughter and 2 neighbours reflecting on our brave lads and lasses. We do remember them!
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  6. clueless1

    Impressively bad email scam

    This is in my junk folder:From: hzpvjkfynivSubject: Fiscal Activity IRSSo, amusingly, either HM Revenue and Customs has changed its name to "Intrenal Revenue Sevrice", or the yanks have...
    This is in my junk folder:From: hzpvjkfynivSubject: Fiscal Activity IRSSo, amusingly, either HM Revenue and Customs has changed its name to "Intrenal Revenue Sevrice", or the yanks have moved their equivalent to HM Revenue and Customs to the UK, and in doing so, completely lost their...
    This is in my junk folder:From: hzpvjkfynivSubject: Fiscal Activity IRSSo, amusingly, either HM Revenue and Customs has changed its name to "Intrenal Revenue Sevrice", or the yanks have moved their equivalent to HM Revenue and Customs to...
    This is in my junk folder:From: hzpvjkfynivSubject: Fiscal Activity IRSSo, amusingly, either HM Revenue and Customs has changed its name to "Intrenal Revenue Sevrice", or the yanks have...
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  7. colinn

    War broke: and now the Winter of the world ..

    War broke: and now the Winter of the world With perishing great darkness closes in. The foul tornado, centred at Berlin, Is over all the width of Europe whirled, Rending the sails of progress....
    War broke: and now the Winter of the world With perishing great darkness closes in. The foul tornado, centred at Berlin, Is over all the width of Europe whirled, Rending the sails of progress. Rent or furled Are all Art's ensigns. Verse wails. Now begin Famines of thought and feeling. Love's...
    War broke: and now the Winter of the world With perishing great darkness closes in. The foul tornado, centred at Berlin, Is over all the width of Europe whirled, Rending the sails of progress. Rent or furled Are all Art's ensigns. Verse wails....
    War broke: and now the Winter of the world With perishing great darkness closes in. The foul tornado, centred at Berlin, Is over all the width of Europe whirled, Rending the sails of progress....
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  8. clueless1

    Wood work question

    Sadly, I am not as good as the tool! I still love it though.
    Sadly, I am not as good as the tool! I still love it though.
    Sadly, I am not as good as the tool! I still love it though.
    Sadly, I am not as good as the tool! I still love it though.
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  9. Sheal

    Web site question

    Okay all, my friend is involved in a 'closed' web site that has the same name/title as another site and I was checking to see if this was legal with Clueless via PM last evening, thanks Clueless. :)...
    Okay all, my friend is involved in a 'closed' web site that has the same name/title as another site and I was checking to see if this was legal with Clueless via PM last evening, thanks Clueless. :) It is legal apparently and since then Pete my husband has discovered a number of others with the...
    Okay all, my friend is involved in a 'closed' web site that has the same name/title as another site and I was checking to see if this was legal with Clueless via PM last evening, thanks Clueless. :) It is legal apparently and since then Pete my...
    Okay all, my friend is involved in a 'closed' web site that has the same name/title as another site and I was checking to see if this was legal with Clueless via PM last evening, thanks Clueless. :)...
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  10. colinn
    Locked

    Syria

    You aren't the author of "How to provoke an argument and hopefully survive" are you???:doh::dunno::scratch::snork:
    You aren't the author of "How to provoke an argument and hopefully survive" are you???:doh::dunno::scratch::snork:
    You aren't the author of "How to provoke an argument and hopefully survive" are you???:doh::dunno::scratch::snork:
    You aren't the author of "How to provoke an argument and hopefully survive" are you???:doh::dunno::scratch::snork:
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  11. Kandy

    Not Another One Gone Missing

    Hope their loved ones can be recovered so they may be laid to rest. God rest their souls.
    Hope their loved ones can be recovered so they may be laid to rest. God rest their souls.
    Hope their loved ones can be recovered so they may be laid to rest. God rest their souls.
    Hope their loved ones can be recovered so they may be laid to rest. God rest their souls.
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  12. HarryS

    Camping beds has anyone .....?

    We would be getting a double , they are 130cm wide , nearly double mattress size. I'll order one next week , as we are off to Trearddur bay at the bank holiday for 3 nights - the maximum I will...
    We would be getting a double , they are 130cm wide , nearly double mattress size. I'll order one next week , as we are off to Trearddur bay at the bank holiday for 3 nights - the maximum I will camp !
    We would be getting a double , they are 130cm wide , nearly double mattress size. I'll order one next week , as we are off to Trearddur bay at the bank holiday for 3 nights - the maximum I will camp !
    We would be getting a double , they are 130cm wide , nearly double mattress size. I'll order one next week , as we are off to Trearddur bay at the bank holiday for 3 nights - the maximum I will...
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  13. NorthantsGeezer

    How many of you do this?

    Our shower uses quite a lot more water than that before the hot arrives. Although the Joey can became most useful when our washing machine kept going wrong. We had to drain the machine and I put...
    Our shower uses quite a lot more water than that before the hot arrives. Although the Joey can became most useful when our washing machine kept going wrong. We had to drain the machine and I put the can under the drainage outlet. It filled it six times before it got low enough to be able to...
    Our shower uses quite a lot more water than that before the hot arrives. Although the Joey can became most useful when our washing machine kept going wrong. We had to drain the machine and I put the can under the drainage outlet. It filled it...
    Our shower uses quite a lot more water than that before the hot arrives. Although the Joey can became most useful when our washing machine kept going wrong. We had to drain the machine and I put...
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  14. Phil A

    Hemlock

    Buy new £500.000
    Buy new £500.000
    Buy new £500.000
    Buy new £500.000
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  15. Jungle Jane

    Anyone Know Anything About Intellectual Property?

    To answer your original question (sorry, I've only just seen this thread), I have some experience with copyright - from both sides.I have to agree with the 'moderates' here. It's almost certain...
    To answer your original question (sorry, I've only just seen this thread), I have some experience with copyright - from both sides.I have to agree with the 'moderates' here. It's almost certain that the Council did it inadvertently (still no excuse - probably some idiot in the office :doh:) and...
    To answer your original question (sorry, I've only just seen this thread), I have some experience with copyright - from both sides.I have to agree with the 'moderates' here. It's almost certain that the Council did it inadvertently (still no...
    To answer your original question (sorry, I've only just seen this thread), I have some experience with copyright - from both sides.I have to agree with the 'moderates' here. It's almost certain...
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  16. clueless1

    Gibraltar dispute

    That must be one of the few "good" things the E.U. have done. :scratch:
    That must be one of the few "good" things the E.U. have done. :scratch:
    That must be one of the few "good" things the E.U. have done. :scratch:
    That must be one of the few "good" things the E.U. have done. :scratch:
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  17. adamsh
    Like x 22

    Stormy Weather

    :ideaIPB: I wondered where they got to! :scratch: Thanks, Jenny :thumbsup:
    :ideaIPB: I wondered where they got to! :scratch: Thanks, Jenny :thumbsup:
    :ideaIPB: I wondered where they got to! :scratch: Thanks, Jenny :thumbsup:
    :ideaIPB: I wondered where they got to! :scratch: Thanks, Jenny :thumbsup:
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  18. "M"
    Like x 12

    The waiting is over ... we have lift off!!!!

    Great news 'M'. As you probably know, we moved a couple of months back, and are still chuffed to bits with our new home. A new beginning, as it will be for you. I wish you all the best :dbgrtmb:
    Great news 'M'. As you probably know, we moved a couple of months back, and are still chuffed to bits with our new home. A new beginning, as it will be for you. I wish you all the best :dbgrtmb:
    Great news 'M'. As you probably know, we moved a couple of months back, and are still chuffed to bits with our new home. A new beginning, as it will be for you. I wish you all the best :dbgrtmb:
    Great news 'M'. As you probably know, we moved a couple of months back, and are still chuffed to bits with our new home. A new beginning, as it will be for you. I wish you all the best :dbgrtmb:
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  19. clueless1
    Like x 8

    Evening all

    Hello Clue! Glad your back, missed reading your postings!
    Hello Clue! Glad your back, missed reading your postings!
    Hello Clue! Glad your back, missed reading your postings!
    Hello Clue! Glad your back, missed reading your postings!
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  20. Shiv

    Help needed to work out how many rolls I need please

    After doing the above calcs (I was in a car park waiting for wife & daughter to finish shopping) I would normally also check out how it practically works out cutting rolls/sheets/etc. I always put...
    After doing the above calcs (I was in a car park waiting for wife & daughter to finish shopping) I would normally also check out how it practically works out cutting rolls/sheets/etc. I always put the smallest pieces in the middle (less chance of shifting than at edges?) so did this to show how...
    After doing the above calcs (I was in a car park waiting for wife & daughter to finish shopping) I would normally also check out how it practically works out cutting rolls/sheets/etc. I always put the smallest pieces in the middle (less chance of...
    After doing the above calcs (I was in a car park waiting for wife & daughter to finish shopping) I would normally also check out how it practically works out cutting rolls/sheets/etc. I always put...
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