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  1. Loofah

    Naming help

    In honesty, it's not worth it - if I was retailing or sending out a lot then certainly I'd look at it. The bulk approach will tend not to work for this low volume stuff either although around...
    In honesty, it's not worth it - if I was retailing or sending out a lot then certainly I'd look at it. The bulk approach will tend not to work for this low volume stuff either although around Christmas I'll revisit.
    In honesty, it's not worth it - if I was retailing or sending out a lot then certainly I'd look at it. The bulk approach will tend not to work for this low volume stuff either although around Christmas I'll revisit.
    In honesty, it's not worth it - if I was retailing or sending out a lot then certainly I'd look at it. The bulk approach will tend not to work for this low volume stuff either although around...
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  2. Fat Controller

    How do they know?

    That heavy weight science is beyond me Shiney.:snork:
    That heavy weight science is beyond me Shiney.:snork:
    That heavy weight science is beyond me Shiney.:snork:
    That heavy weight science is beyond me Shiney.:snork:
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  3. Scrungee
    Like x 5

    Got a cockerel!

    Keep it for winter time - when it gets cold, pass 240v through it and all those coils will glow like a three bar fire :snork:
    Keep it for winter time - when it gets cold, pass 240v through it and all those coils will glow like a three bar fire :snork:
    Keep it for winter time - when it gets cold, pass 240v through it and all those coils will glow like a three bar fire :snork:
    Keep it for winter time - when it gets cold, pass 240v through it and all those coils will glow like a three bar fire :snork:
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  4. luciusmaximus

    Just when you think.........

    I am more upset about the dog and the bath than the damage to my house and car. I stopped to help but the people who had hit the dog were there and then the farmer turned up so wasn't anything I...
    I am more upset about the dog and the bath than the damage to my house and car. I stopped to help but the people who had hit the dog were there and then the farmer turned up so wasn't anything I could do. Poor dog's back legs were pretty mangled and she was in shock :cry3: I know the bath was free...
    I am more upset about the dog and the bath than the damage to my house and car. I stopped to help but the people who had hit the dog were there and then the farmer turned up so wasn't anything I could do. Poor dog's back legs were pretty mangled...
    I am more upset about the dog and the bath than the damage to my house and car. I stopped to help but the people who had hit the dog were there and then the farmer turned up so wasn't anything I...
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  5. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Kyle

    :hpybtd: :hpybtd: Happy BIRTHDAY dear Kyle :hpybtd::ccheers:
    :hpybtd: :hpybtd: Happy BIRTHDAY dear Kyle :hpybtd::ccheers:
    :hpybtd: :hpybtd: Happy BIRTHDAY dear Kyle :hpybtd::ccheers:
    :hpybtd: :hpybtd: Happy BIRTHDAY dear Kyle :hpybtd::ccheers:
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  6. Fat Controller
    Agree x 8

    Trying hard not to swear...........

    Trust me on this one: even *with* a more-than-60%-mortgage-deposit a mortgage is no longer easy to secure!!! :mad:
    Trust me on this one: even *with* a more-than-60%-mortgage-deposit a mortgage is no longer easy to secure!!! :mad:
    Trust me on this one: even *with* a more-than-60%-mortgage-deposit a mortgage is no longer easy to secure!!! :mad:
    Trust me on this one: even *with* a more-than-60%-mortgage-deposit a mortgage is no longer easy to secure!!! :mad:
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  7. Freddy

    Going On A Cruise, But..

    Ahhh, you all caught me out there!! :roflol: Trust me to get it all wrong :heehee:
    Ahhh, you all caught me out there!! :roflol: Trust me to get it all wrong :heehee:
    Ahhh, you all caught me out there!! :roflol: Trust me to get it all wrong :heehee:
    Ahhh, you all caught me out there!! :roflol: Trust me to get it all wrong :heehee:
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  8. wiseowl

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY FLOWPOWER

    Happy Birthday:hpybtd::hpybtd::hpybtd:
    Happy Birthday:hpybtd::hpybtd::hpybtd:
    Happy Birthday:hpybtd::hpybtd::hpybtd:
    Happy Birthday:hpybtd::hpybtd::hpybtd:
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  9. Marley Farley

    Scary enough.??

    Where we live i see alot of close ones, just waiting for the big bang, there was one 3 years ago and a bother hit his sister on one of the corners :snork::yahoo::whistle:
    Where we live i see alot of close ones, just waiting for the big bang, there was one 3 years ago and a bother hit his sister on one of the corners :snork::yahoo::whistle:
    Where we live i see alot of close ones, just waiting for the big bang, there was one 3 years ago and a bother hit his sister on one of the corners :snork::yahoo::whistle:
    Where we live i see alot of close ones, just waiting for the big bang, there was one 3 years ago and a bother hit his sister on one of the corners :snork::yahoo::whistle:
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  10. Phil A

    Exploding Sheep

    Same difference:biggrin:
    Same difference:biggrin:
    Same difference:biggrin:
    Same difference:biggrin:
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  11. Phil A

    Fares please, sorry Madame, can't accept real money.

    I find mostly when they want us to take new technology on board it usually to save "them" money at the users expense. Mess around trying to pay for things on the internet, with all the hassle that...
    I find mostly when they want us to take new technology on board it usually to save "them" money at the users expense. Mess around trying to pay for things on the internet, with all the hassle that involves at times. ie. you need to buy a smart phone to use the new system, or you need to print...
    I find mostly when they want us to take new technology on board it usually to save "them" money at the users expense. Mess around trying to pay for things on the internet, with all the hassle that involves at times. ie. you need to buy a smart...
    I find mostly when they want us to take new technology on board it usually to save "them" money at the users expense. Mess around trying to pay for things on the internet, with all the hassle that...
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  12. Madahhlia

    Game of Thrones

    Am on book 4 and Women and Power seems to be a dominant theme at the moment - Asha, Cersei, that one in Dorne, Brienne etc etc. Also some people are getting better at the game of thrones - Sansa,...
    Am on book 4 and Women and Power seems to be a dominant theme at the moment - Asha, Cersei, that one in Dorne, Brienne etc etc. Also some people are getting better at the game of thrones - Sansa, for example- but some are getting worse - Cersei.Somebody said they were downloading their ebooks...
    Am on book 4 and Women and Power seems to be a dominant theme at the moment - Asha, Cersei, that one in Dorne, Brienne etc etc. Also some people are getting better at the game of thrones - Sansa, for example- but some are getting worse -...
    Am on book 4 and Women and Power seems to be a dominant theme at the moment - Asha, Cersei, that one in Dorne, Brienne etc etc. Also some people are getting better at the game of thrones - Sansa,...
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  13. nFrost

    Buying a house - First time buyer

    "Under the proposal, lenders will not be allowed to lend any more than 15% of residential mortgages at more than 4.5 times a borrower's income"How the heck did we get to the point where Bank...
    "Under the proposal, lenders will not be allowed to lend any more than 15% of residential mortgages at more than 4.5 times a borrower's income"How the heck did we get to the point where Bank are, STILL, lending more than 3x salary? Madness.
    "Under the proposal, lenders will not be allowed to lend any more than 15% of residential mortgages at more than 4.5 times a borrower's income"How the heck did we get to the point where Bank are, STILL, lending more than 3x salary? Madness.
    "Under the proposal, lenders will not be allowed to lend any more than 15% of residential mortgages at more than 4.5 times a borrower's income"How the heck did we get to the point where Bank...
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  14. Fat Controller

    OK - I am out of vinegar, so does anyone know another solution?

    Depends how much "love handle"ing a person can tolerate, I suppose! :noidea::whistle::heehee:
    Depends how much "love handle"ing a person can tolerate, I suppose! :noidea::whistle::heehee:
    Depends how much "love handle"ing a person can tolerate, I suppose! :noidea::whistle::heehee:
    Depends how much "love handle"ing a person can tolerate, I suppose! :noidea::whistle::heehee:
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  15. "M"

    Bullying in the workplace: ...

    Thanks "M" It's taking time and i think it's going to take a long time to get back to nomal what ever nomal is now :whistle:
    Thanks "M" It's taking time and i think it's going to take a long time to get back to nomal what ever nomal is now :whistle:
    Thanks "M" It's taking time and i think it's going to take a long time to get back to nomal what ever nomal is now :whistle:
    Thanks "M" It's taking time and i think it's going to take a long time to get back to nomal what ever nomal is now :whistle:
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  16. longk

    Wallander

    I like Wallander :)
    I like Wallander :)
    I like Wallander :)
    I like Wallander :)
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  17. NorthantsGeezer

    Has anyone checked theses out??

    Actually it's a bit of a double whammy for broadcasters as they transmit channels in groups or streams and the higher the resolution of each channel, the less number of channels they can cram into...
    Actually it's a bit of a double whammy for broadcasters as they transmit channels in groups or streams and the higher the resolution of each channel, the less number of channels they can cram into each stream and thus either have to lease yet more space on the satellite for extra transponders...
    Actually it's a bit of a double whammy for broadcasters as they transmit channels in groups or streams and the higher the resolution of each channel, the less number of channels they can cram into each stream and thus either have to lease yet...
    Actually it's a bit of a double whammy for broadcasters as they transmit channels in groups or streams and the higher the resolution of each channel, the less number of channels they can cram into...
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  18. Jenny namaste
    Like x 7

    Cows and Cricket

    ( see post #4 Zigs...) :heehee: :grphg: Jenny
    ( see post #4 Zigs...) :heehee: :grphg: Jenny
    ( see post #4 Zigs...) :heehee: :grphg: Jenny
    ( see post #4 Zigs...) :heehee: :grphg: Jenny
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  19. sheryleneg

    Plumeria

    They're a lovely flower but be careful if in Hawaii and wearing one in your hair, over your ear, (not you Pete :heehee:) as it means different things depending on which side you wear it.If you wear it...
    They're a lovely flower but be careful if in Hawaii and wearing one in your hair, over your ear, (not you Pete :heehee:) as it means different things depending on which side you wear it.If you wear it on the right it means you're available and if worn on the left it means you're spoken for. :)
    They're a lovely flower but be careful if in Hawaii and wearing one in your hair, over your ear, (not you Pete :heehee:) as it means different things depending on which side you wear it.If you wear it on the right it means you're available and if worn...
    They're a lovely flower but be careful if in Hawaii and wearing one in your hair, over your ear, (not you Pete :heehee:) as it means different things depending on which side you wear it.If you wear it...
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  20. **Yvonne**

    Hayfever - Any fellow suffers?

    Do you wipe your nose with Andrew moist ??? :biggrin:
    Do you wipe your nose with Andrew moist ??? :biggrin:
    Do you wipe your nose with Andrew moist ??? :biggrin:
    Do you wipe your nose with Andrew moist ??? :biggrin:
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