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  1. rustyroots

    Learning a foreign language.

    Perhaps this crowd offer German courses as well:
    Perhaps this crowd offer German courses as well:
    Perhaps this crowd offer German courses as well:
    Perhaps this crowd offer German courses as well:
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  2. pete
    Like x 4

    Sat nav

    My Tom Tom loves to send me left in a continuous circle around Northfield / Birmingham . Thought I would see how long it would keep going but it beat my patience :snork:. It has been updated except I do...
    My Tom Tom loves to send me left in a continuous circle around Northfield / Birmingham . Thought I would see how long it would keep going but it beat my patience :snork:. It has been updated except I do not think anybody has told it they put a new road in about 10 years ago . Still the voice is so...
    My Tom Tom loves to send me left in a continuous circle around Northfield / Birmingham . Thought I would see how long it would keep going but it beat my patience :snork:. It has been updated except I do not think anybody has told it they put a new road...
    My Tom Tom loves to send me left in a continuous circle around Northfield / Birmingham . Thought I would see how long it would keep going but it beat my patience :snork:. It has been updated except I do...
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  3. shiney
    Like x 3

    Mapp and Lucia - Who Remembers The TV Series?

    For those that may remember it, both Mapp and Lucia used the expression 'Au reservoir' instead of 'au revoir'! :heehee:
    For those that may remember it, both Mapp and Lucia used the expression 'Au reservoir' instead of 'au revoir'! :heehee:
    For those that may remember it, both Mapp and Lucia used the expression 'Au reservoir' instead of 'au revoir'! :heehee:
    For those that may remember it, both Mapp and Lucia used the expression 'Au reservoir' instead of 'au revoir'! :heehee:
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  4. Lolimac

    Happy Birthday Craig1987

    :hpybtd: :hpybtd: Happy birthday, dear Cra -aig :hpybtd: :ccheers:
    :hpybtd: :hpybtd: Happy birthday, dear Cra -aig :hpybtd: :ccheers:
    :hpybtd: :hpybtd: Happy birthday, dear Cra -aig :hpybtd: :ccheers:
    :hpybtd: :hpybtd: Happy birthday, dear Cra -aig :hpybtd: :ccheers:
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  5. Val..
    Like x 3

    HAPPY FATHER'S DAY

    Aww, bless :doggieshmooze: Just tell Floyd to put his paternal head on and teach Finlay his doggy manners ;) I bet they'll soon be best buddy's :thumbsup:
    Aww, bless :doggieshmooze: Just tell Floyd to put his paternal head on and teach Finlay his doggy manners ;) I bet they'll soon be best buddy's :thumbsup:
    Aww, bless :doggieshmooze: Just tell Floyd to put his paternal head on and teach Finlay his doggy manners ;) I bet they'll soon be best buddy's :thumbsup:
    Aww, bless :doggieshmooze: Just tell Floyd to put his paternal head on and teach Finlay his doggy manners ;) I bet they'll soon be best buddy's :thumbsup:
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  6. Ellen

    Dyson...

    Well well that is worth knowing, not that I ever would now... ;) :heehee:
    Well well that is worth knowing, not that I ever would now... ;) :heehee:
    Well well that is worth knowing, not that I ever would now... ;) :heehee:
    Well well that is worth knowing, not that I ever would now... ;) :heehee:
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  7. Jiffy

    Publicizing a book

    Whoops or is it woops ? :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)Thank you Loofah We will have a go, now who can i send a copy too :biggrin:
    Whoops or is it woops ? :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)Thank you Loofah We will have a go, now who can i send a copy too :biggrin:
    Whoops or is it woops ? :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)Thank you Loofah We will have a go, now who can i send a copy too :biggrin:
    Whoops or is it woops ? :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)Thank you Loofah We will have a go, now who can i send a copy too :biggrin:
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  8. clueless1

    Why do we like music?

    I wasn't around when led Zeppelin were at their peak but understand what you mean. They had an edge and variety that other rock bands don't really have.When the levee breaks gets me every time.
    I wasn't around when led Zeppelin were at their peak but understand what you mean. They had an edge and variety that other rock bands don't really have.When the levee breaks gets me every time.
    I wasn't around when led Zeppelin were at their peak but understand what you mean. They had an edge and variety that other rock bands don't really have.When the levee breaks gets me every time.
    I wasn't around when led Zeppelin were at their peak but understand what you mean. They had an edge and variety that other rock bands don't really have.When the levee breaks gets me every time.
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  9. longk

    The Temporary Gentleman

    Never listened to a book before but I've promised myself an afternoon off. So I listened in my headphones and I liked it. I will try and listen to further sequences, thank you Keith, Jenny
    Never listened to a book before but I've promised myself an afternoon off. So I listened in my headphones and I liked it. I will try and listen to further sequences, thank you Keith, Jenny
    Never listened to a book before but I've promised myself an afternoon off. So I listened in my headphones and I liked it. I will try and listen to further sequences, thank you Keith, Jenny
    Never listened to a book before but I've promised myself an afternoon off. So I listened in my headphones and I liked it. I will try and listen to further sequences, thank you Keith, Jenny
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  10. shiney
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    The Greengrocers' Apostrophe

    That's a clever one, Kristen :blue thumb: :love30:You're using the missing letter apostrophe and not the possessive. :yay:
    That's a clever one, Kristen :blue thumb: :love30:You're using the missing letter apostrophe and not the possessive. :yay:
    That's a clever one, Kristen :blue thumb: :love30:You're using the missing letter apostrophe and not the possessive. :yay:
    That's a clever one, Kristen :blue thumb: :love30:You're using the missing letter apostrophe and not the possessive. :yay:
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  11. Madahhlia

    E-reader technical question

    Ah, I think I might know what you need to do. Have you downloaded the separate Amazon downloader? I had to do that before it would transfer to my Mac properly
    Ah, I think I might know what you need to do. Have you downloaded the separate Amazon downloader? I had to do that before it would transfer to my Mac properly
    Ah, I think I might know what you need to do. Have you downloaded the separate Amazon downloader? I had to do that before it would transfer to my Mac properly
    Ah, I think I might know what you need to do. Have you downloaded the separate Amazon downloader? I had to do that before it would transfer to my Mac properly
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  12. Loofah

    Chambers of Commerce

    I used to be paid for it (in kind) by a large manufacturer when their Sales Director brought new reps in to try and sell to me! They wanted to see how long it took for the rep to catch on. :)
    I used to be paid for it (in kind) by a large manufacturer when their Sales Director brought new reps in to try and sell to me! They wanted to see how long it took for the rep to catch on. :)
    I used to be paid for it (in kind) by a large manufacturer when their Sales Director brought new reps in to try and sell to me! They wanted to see how long it took for the rep to catch on. :)
    I used to be paid for it (in kind) by a large manufacturer when their Sales Director brought new reps in to try and sell to me! They wanted to see how long it took for the rep to catch on. :)
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  13. Val..
    Like x 10

    Now THIS is what you call house trained!!!!!

    When I was little I had a cat called Fattima...she once accidently got shut in the gas cupboard:doh:she was very good though,she had been taken short but it was in my brothers crash helmet so that was OK:thumbsup::snork:
    When I was little I had a cat called Fattima...she once accidently got shut in the gas cupboard:doh:she was very good though,she had been taken short but it was in my brothers crash helmet so that was OK:thumbsup::snork:
    When I was little I had a cat called Fattima...she once accidently got shut in the gas cupboard:doh:she was very good though,she had been taken short but it was in my brothers crash helmet so that was OK:thumbsup::snork:
    When I was little I had a cat called Fattima...she once accidently got shut in the gas cupboard:doh:she was very good though,she had been taken short but it was in my brothers crash helmet so that was OK:thumbsup::snork:
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  14. music

    SILLY ARGUMENTS!.

    I think most arguments are probably about silly things, really important things are taken more seriously and talked through.Val
    I think most arguments are probably about silly things, really important things are taken more seriously and talked through.Val
    I think most arguments are probably about silly things, really important things are taken more seriously and talked through.Val
    I think most arguments are probably about silly things, really important things are taken more seriously and talked through.Val
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  15. Ariadae

    Posting/ moving a piano

    I have helped shift them, lift it onto a skateboard to make it easier - a tail lift van would be better but if you're careful you can get them into the back using blankets to cushion it.
    I have helped shift them, lift it onto a skateboard to make it easier - a tail lift van would be better but if you're careful you can get them into the back using blankets to cushion it.
    I have helped shift them, lift it onto a skateboard to make it easier - a tail lift van would be better but if you're careful you can get them into the back using blankets to cushion it.
    I have helped shift them, lift it onto a skateboard to make it easier - a tail lift van would be better but if you're careful you can get them into the back using blankets to cushion it.
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  16. mowgley
    Informative x 3

    Foz de Iguaca - Brazil

    As we all know parts of Britain received unprecedented rainfall this winter, looks like Brazil is having the same! This is the second biggest waterfall in the world behind Niagara Falls, it...
    As we all know parts of Britain received unprecedented rainfall this winter, looks like Brazil is having the same! This is the second biggest waterfall in the world behind Niagara Falls, it currently running 30 TIMES yes 30 over the normal level. Looks like El NiƱo or climate change is having...
    As we all know parts of Britain received unprecedented rainfall this winter, looks like Brazil is having the same! This is the second biggest waterfall in the world behind Niagara Falls, it currently running 30 TIMES yes 30 over the normal...
    As we all know parts of Britain received unprecedented rainfall this winter, looks like Brazil is having the same! This is the second biggest waterfall in the world behind Niagara Falls, it...
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  17. pamsdish
    Friendly x 9

    My Car has Died

    internet shopping with delivery ftw, afraid the car sounds a bit expensive to fix, you could try the likes of migweb a car forum for vauxhall's advice on getting it fixed or sell it there as its...
    internet shopping with delivery ftw, afraid the car sounds a bit expensive to fix, you could try the likes of migweb a car forum for vauxhall's advice on getting it fixed or sell it there as its a bit unusual
    internet shopping with delivery ftw, afraid the car sounds a bit expensive to fix, you could try the likes of migweb a car forum for vauxhall's advice on getting it fixed or sell it there as its a bit unusual
    internet shopping with delivery ftw, afraid the car sounds a bit expensive to fix, you could try the likes of migweb a car forum for vauxhall's advice on getting it fixed or sell it there as its...
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  18. pamsdish

    Happy Birthday Aescules

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY AESCULUS !!!:hpybtd: :hpybtd: :hpybtd:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY AESCULUS !!!:hpybtd: :hpybtd: :hpybtd:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY AESCULUS !!!:hpybtd: :hpybtd: :hpybtd:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY AESCULUS !!!:hpybtd: :hpybtd: :hpybtd:
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  19. nFrost

    RIP Rik Mayall at 56

    Awful news.Flashheart was just a cameo really, but it became a something of a cliche when talking about Rik Mayall. But Ye Gods, what a cliche!!!And although he didn't write it, he was...
    Awful news.Flashheart was just a cameo really, but it became a something of a cliche when talking about Rik Mayall. But Ye Gods, what a cliche!!!And although he didn't write it, he was brilliant in The New Statesman....................
    Awful news.Flashheart was just a cameo really, but it became a something of a cliche when talking about Rik Mayall. But Ye Gods, what a cliche!!!And although he didn't write it, he was brilliant in The New Statesman....................
    Awful news.Flashheart was just a cameo really, but it became a something of a cliche when talking about Rik Mayall. But Ye Gods, what a cliche!!!And although he didn't write it, he was...
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  20. Jenny namaste

    Happy Birthday Marley Farley

    Thank you all it was a great day.. Open house with family and friends dropping in.. :yay: :SUNsmile:
    Thank you all it was a great day.. Open house with family and friends dropping in.. :yay: :SUNsmile:
    Thank you all it was a great day.. Open house with family and friends dropping in.. :yay: :SUNsmile:
    Thank you all it was a great day.. Open house with family and friends dropping in.. :yay: :SUNsmile:
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