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  1. NorthantsGeezer
    Funny x 3

    Your most embarrassing moment??

    We apologised profusely, hubby offered to pay them for the food (it was a takeaway) but they just walked away :dunno: it was a known dog walking area, no picnickers usually went there you could just...
    We apologised profusely, hubby offered to pay them for the food (it was a takeaway) but they just walked away :dunno: it was a known dog walking area, no picnickers usually went there you could just let your dogs off the lead and let them run about.Val
    We apologised profusely, hubby offered to pay them for the food (it was a takeaway) but they just walked away :dunno: it was a known dog walking area, no picnickers usually went there you could just let your dogs off the lead and let them run about.Val
    We apologised profusely, hubby offered to pay them for the food (it was a takeaway) but they just walked away :dunno: it was a known dog walking area, no picnickers usually went there you could just...
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  2. Fat Controller

    They really have no idea, do they?

    Absolutely totally agree!!!!!!Val
    Absolutely totally agree!!!!!!Val
    Absolutely totally agree!!!!!!Val
    Absolutely totally agree!!!!!!Val
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  3. shiney

    Happy Lion

    Awwwwwwwwwww.
    Awwwwwwwwwww.
    Awwwwwwwwwww.
    Awwwwwwwwwww.
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  4. Fat Controller
    Like x 4

    Waiting, and waiting, and........

    Well, I have to be fair - it was worth the wait. Our new phones are incredibly good. I'm still a wee boy at heart - love a gadget! :hapydancsmil:
    Well, I have to be fair - it was worth the wait. Our new phones are incredibly good. I'm still a wee boy at heart - love a gadget! :hapydancsmil:
    Well, I have to be fair - it was worth the wait. Our new phones are incredibly good. I'm still a wee boy at heart - love a gadget! :hapydancsmil:
    Well, I have to be fair - it was worth the wait. Our new phones are incredibly good. I'm still a wee boy at heart - love a gadget! :hapydancsmil:
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  5. Val..

    Reputable seller needed for mobile phone memory card

    Thanks guys, I've ordered one now!! :thumbsup:Val
    Thanks guys, I've ordered one now!! :thumbsup:Val
    Thanks guys, I've ordered one now!! :thumbsup:Val
    Thanks guys, I've ordered one now!! :thumbsup:Val
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  6. Loofah

    Anyone run an engineering manufacturing business?

    I was looking at manufacturing engineering - a combo of hardware, software and mechanical. I think the concept has actually already been trumped now though and is very well backed in the US (see...
    I was looking at manufacturing engineering - a combo of hardware, software and mechanical. I think the concept has actually already been trumped now though and is very well backed in the US (see here) so that's another idea scrapped.I really want to get back into engineering though so looking...
    I was looking at manufacturing engineering - a combo of hardware, software and mechanical. I think the concept has actually already been trumped now though and is very well backed in the US (see here) so that's another idea scrapped.I really...
    I was looking at manufacturing engineering - a combo of hardware, software and mechanical. I think the concept has actually already been trumped now though and is very well backed in the US (see...
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  7. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SCRUMPYJAX

    Happy Birthday Scrumpy :):hpybtd::hpybtd::hpybtd:
    Happy Birthday Scrumpy :):hpybtd::hpybtd::hpybtd:
    Happy Birthday Scrumpy :):hpybtd::hpybtd::hpybtd:
    Happy Birthday Scrumpy :):hpybtd::hpybtd::hpybtd:
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  9. longk

    This American Life

    :cry3: Glad you posted it though. (Those McQuery's had a lot to answer for!) :old:
    :cry3: Glad you posted it though. (Those McQuery's had a lot to answer for!) :old:
    :cry3: Glad you posted it though. (Those McQuery's had a lot to answer for!) :old:
    :cry3: Glad you posted it though. (Those McQuery's had a lot to answer for!) :old:
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  10. whis4ey
    Like x 3

    True Love Ways

    I really love these videos, didn't cry this time but I did have goose bumps!!! :redface: Keep 'em coming!!Val
    I really love these videos, didn't cry this time but I did have goose bumps!!! :redface: Keep 'em coming!!Val
    I really love these videos, didn't cry this time but I did have goose bumps!!! :redface: Keep 'em coming!!Val
    I really love these videos, didn't cry this time but I did have goose bumps!!! :redface: Keep 'em coming!!Val
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  11. Val..

    Hay on Wye Festival

    The festival has started and boy don't we know it, the little town is heaving with people!!!!! just went to the local Co-op and got stuck in a huge traffic jam coming back!! :thud: was SO glad to...
    The festival has started and boy don't we know it, the little town is heaving with people!!!!! just went to the local Co-op and got stuck in a huge traffic jam coming back!! :thud: was SO glad to finally get home!!! :phew: If you are coming bring your wellies!!Val
    The festival has started and boy don't we know it, the little town is heaving with people!!!!! just went to the local Co-op and got stuck in a huge traffic jam coming back!! :thud: was SO glad to finally get home!!! :phew: If you are coming bring your...
    The festival has started and boy don't we know it, the little town is heaving with people!!!!! just went to the local Co-op and got stuck in a huge traffic jam coming back!! :thud: was SO glad to...
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  12. NorthantsGeezer

    At last.....I think it has stopped!!!!

    These sit up 'very' high in an old protected oak (I think it's that anyway). I don't envy those who have the oak in their garden or near their bedrooms. It's bad enough 20/30 yards away :sad:
    These sit up 'very' high in an old protected oak (I think it's that anyway). I don't envy those who have the oak in their garden or near their bedrooms. It's bad enough 20/30 yards away :sad:
    These sit up 'very' high in an old protected oak (I think it's that anyway). I don't envy those who have the oak in their garden or near their bedrooms. It's bad enough 20/30 yards away :sad:
    These sit up 'very' high in an old protected oak (I think it's that anyway). I don't envy those who have the oak in their garden or near their bedrooms. It's bad enough 20/30 yards away :sad:
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  13. whis4ey
    Like x 7

    Raining in my Heart

    I will look forward to hearing it @whis4ey - my tastes in music are wildly varying, which often confuses people that are around my age.
    I will look forward to hearing it @whis4ey - my tastes in music are wildly varying, which often confuses people that are around my age.
    I will look forward to hearing it @whis4ey - my tastes in music are wildly varying, which often confuses people that are around my age.
    I will look forward to hearing it @whis4ey - my tastes in music are wildly varying, which often confuses people that are around my age.
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  14. mr c
    Like x 3

    post got stuck

    Glad you got sorted :)Sent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk
    Glad you got sorted :)Sent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk
    Glad you got sorted :)Sent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk
    Glad you got sorted :)Sent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk
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  15. bexy13

    Tornado in the UK!

    Yes, my friend caught it on film!
    Yes, my friend caught it on film!
    Yes, my friend caught it on film!
    Yes, my friend caught it on film!
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  16. Fat Controller

    I really don't get it

    Usual moan from me M4 coming home every afternoon and lorries cars "MOBILE PHONES" I count over 10 each time if not more ....You can see who is on them in front of you as the car either goes...
    Usual moan from me M4 coming home every afternoon and lorries cars "MOBILE PHONES" I count over 10 each time if not more ....You can see who is on them in front of you as the car either goes into another lane or on the hard shoulder , they should have non uniformed police checking let alone...
    Usual moan from me M4 coming home every afternoon and lorries cars "MOBILE PHONES" I count over 10 each time if not more ....You can see who is on them in front of you as the car either goes into another lane or on the hard shoulder , they...
    Usual moan from me M4 coming home every afternoon and lorries cars "MOBILE PHONES" I count over 10 each time if not more ....You can see who is on them in front of you as the car either goes...
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  17. Lea

    Fancy dress.

    Our holiday in Key west, fl just this past week includes a costume party, And we WON the contest for the best costume. A nice tidy prize BTW of a silver atocha coin worth $2,800.00. This is...
    Our holiday in Key west, fl just this past week includes a costume party, And we WON the contest for the best costume. A nice tidy prize BTW of a silver atocha coin worth $2,800.00. This is our second year winning the prize.
    Our holiday in Key west, fl just this past week includes a costume party, And we WON the contest for the best costume. A nice tidy prize BTW of a silver atocha coin worth $2,800.00. This is our second year winning the prize.
    Our holiday in Key west, fl just this past week includes a costume party, And we WON the contest for the best costume. A nice tidy prize BTW of a silver atocha coin worth $2,800.00. This is...
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  18. whis4ey

    Wonderful tonight

    LOL .. I couldn't get lip sync for the Japanese version :)
    LOL .. I couldn't get lip sync for the Japanese version :)
    LOL .. I couldn't get lip sync for the Japanese version :)
    LOL .. I couldn't get lip sync for the Japanese version :)
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  19. stumorphmac

    Fuel consumption

    I'd suggest there is a fault somewhere. Is it running ok generally?My 2001 Renault Laguna (1.6 petrol) used to average about 35mpg in stop/start traffic, dropping to about 25mpg if it was really...
    I'd suggest there is a fault somewhere. Is it running ok generally?My 2001 Renault Laguna (1.6 petrol) used to average about 35mpg in stop/start traffic, dropping to about 25mpg if it was really horrendous (coming back from the wrong side of the Pennines at rush hour on the M62 for example)....
    I'd suggest there is a fault somewhere. Is it running ok generally?My 2001 Renault Laguna (1.6 petrol) used to average about 35mpg in stop/start traffic, dropping to about 25mpg if it was really horrendous (coming back from the wrong side of...
    I'd suggest there is a fault somewhere. Is it running ok generally?My 2001 Renault Laguna (1.6 petrol) used to average about 35mpg in stop/start traffic, dropping to about 25mpg if it was really...
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  20. Jungle Jane

    My Mad Parents and Their "Mad" Neighbour

    That would appear to imply it's a Council Housing Estate and/or your parent's neighbours are council tenants who would require their landlord's permission to install CCTV. Otherwise
    That would appear to imply it's a Council Housing Estate and/or your parent's neighbours are council tenants who would require their landlord's permission to install CCTV. Otherwise
    That would appear to imply it's a Council Housing Estate and/or your parent's neighbours are council tenants who would require their landlord's permission to install CCTV. Otherwise
    That would appear to imply it's a Council Housing Estate and/or your parent's neighbours are council tenants who would require their landlord's permission to install CCTV. Otherwise
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