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  1. Fat Controller

    Just when you think you are tolerant and understanding

    Oh!! Is that what the thread is about? :doh: :roflol:
    Oh!! Is that what the thread is about? :doh: :roflol:
    Oh!! Is that what the thread is about? :doh: :roflol:
    Oh!! Is that what the thread is about? :doh: :roflol:
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  2. NorthantsGeezer

    The perfect sausage! ??

    No, not in a hot caravan with no fridge
    No, not in a hot caravan with no fridge
    No, not in a hot caravan with no fridge
    No, not in a hot caravan with no fridge
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  3. Loofah

    Biophilia

    For me its not just about living things. Consider what makes it possible for us to even have this discussion. A very long time ago, in space, stuff exploded. The debris collected, and ultimately...
    For me its not just about living things. Consider what makes it possible for us to even have this discussion. A very long time ago, in space, stuff exploded. The debris collected, and ultimately our solar system was formed. Earth is connected to the sun and the moon in the very real and physical...
    For me its not just about living things. Consider what makes it possible for us to even have this discussion. A very long time ago, in space, stuff exploded. The debris collected, and ultimately our solar system was formed. Earth is connected to...
    For me its not just about living things. Consider what makes it possible for us to even have this discussion. A very long time ago, in space, stuff exploded. The debris collected, and ultimately...
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  4. raebhoop
    Funny x 3

    Had to post this...

    :roflol: That's Mr "M"!!!!! :roflol:
    :roflol: That's Mr "M"!!!!! :roflol:
    :roflol: That's Mr "M"!!!!! :roflol:
    :roflol: That's Mr "M"!!!!! :roflol:
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  5. "M"
    Funny x 5

    So how come someone else thought of my original idea before me!?

    One morning last year I suddenly thought that possibly E = MC². A quick Google and I found that some German bloke called Einstein had got there before me ! :gaah:
    One morning last year I suddenly thought that possibly E = MC². A quick Google and I found that some German bloke called Einstein had got there before me ! :gaah:
    One morning last year I suddenly thought that possibly E = MC². A quick Google and I found that some German bloke called Einstein had got there before me ! :gaah:
    One morning last year I suddenly thought that possibly E = MC². A quick Google and I found that some German bloke called Einstein had got there before me ! :gaah:
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  6. shiney
    Funny x 5

    Funny - Dogs Waiting For Their Treat

    thats something our Freddy would do lol :rofllol:
    thats something our Freddy would do lol :rofllol:
    thats something our Freddy would do lol :rofllol:
    thats something our Freddy would do lol :rofllol:
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  7. alex-adam

    Is this PC gone mad?

    I remember it being on the news back in the 1990s when PC really started to go mad. It was said that maritime sorts were no longer allowed to shout 'Man overboard' if someone fell off the boat. I...
    I remember it being on the news back in the 1990s when PC really started to go mad. It was said that maritime sorts were no longer allowed to shout 'Man overboard' if someone fell off the boat. I can totally understand that. If I were a woman and I fell off a ship into the North Atlantic in the...
    I remember it being on the news back in the 1990s when PC really started to go mad. It was said that maritime sorts were no longer allowed to shout 'Man overboard' if someone fell off the boat. I can totally understand that. If I were a woman and...
    I remember it being on the news back in the 1990s when PC really started to go mad. It was said that maritime sorts were no longer allowed to shout 'Man overboard' if someone fell off the boat. I...
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  8. Pixie

    Directional Dyslexia or disorder

    That's what my mate who knows London said, but I get lost in cities, especially ones with silly names like 'The Strand' (the strand of what?) or Elephant and Castle, which as far as I can see has...
    That's what my mate who knows London said, but I get lost in cities, especially ones with silly names like 'The Strand' (the strand of what?) or Elephant and Castle, which as far as I can see has neither an elephant nor a castle.
    That's what my mate who knows London said, but I get lost in cities, especially ones with silly names like 'The Strand' (the strand of what?) or Elephant and Castle, which as far as I can see has neither an elephant nor a castle.
    That's what my mate who knows London said, but I get lost in cities, especially ones with silly names like 'The Strand' (the strand of what?) or Elephant and Castle, which as far as I can see has...
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  9. al n
    Like x 6

    Static caravan/holiday home

    Very nice @al n :yay: Hope you have many a nice holiday and breaks :dbgrtmb:
    Very nice @al n :yay: Hope you have many a nice holiday and breaks :dbgrtmb:
    Very nice @al n :yay: Hope you have many a nice holiday and breaks :dbgrtmb:
    Very nice @al n :yay: Hope you have many a nice holiday and breaks :dbgrtmb:
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  10. Phil A
    Friendly x 5

    Dogs in a hot car

    Bloke was a yorkshireman, his mrs (chinese girl) had to nudge him to say "thats us"Hope they're reading this :)
    Bloke was a yorkshireman, his mrs (chinese girl) had to nudge him to say "thats us"Hope they're reading this :)
    Bloke was a yorkshireman, his mrs (chinese girl) had to nudge him to say "thats us"Hope they're reading this :)
    Bloke was a yorkshireman, his mrs (chinese girl) had to nudge him to say "thats us"Hope they're reading this :)
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  11. wiseowl

    LED or Plasma TV

    I always wanted to get something to listen to the ATC's etc, but never got round to it. Best of it is, where I am now should in theory be ideal, being so close to Heathrow - time would be the...
    I always wanted to get something to listen to the ATC's etc, but never got round to it. Best of it is, where I am now should in theory be ideal, being so close to Heathrow - time would be the problem nowadays
    I always wanted to get something to listen to the ATC's etc, but never got round to it. Best of it is, where I am now should in theory be ideal, being so close to Heathrow - time would be the problem nowadays
    I always wanted to get something to listen to the ATC's etc, but never got round to it. Best of it is, where I am now should in theory be ideal, being so close to Heathrow - time would be the...
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  12. Fern4

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY LILIANA!

    Not on antibiotics, but because I have Fibromyalgia, Anything is much more painful. :hate-shocked:When they finally pulled the tooth out my jaw was nearly dislocated, I also have arthritis in my jaw because...
    Not on antibiotics, but because I have Fibromyalgia, Anything is much more painful. :hate-shocked:When they finally pulled the tooth out my jaw was nearly dislocated, I also have arthritis in my jaw because when I was 16 I had to have my jaw re-aligned, this weakened the joint.:yikes:To top it all, as well as...
    Not on antibiotics, but because I have Fibromyalgia, Anything is much more painful. :hate-shocked:When they finally pulled the tooth out my jaw was nearly dislocated, I also have arthritis in my jaw because when I was 16 I had to have my jaw re-aligned, this...
    Not on antibiotics, but because I have Fibromyalgia, Anything is much more painful. :hate-shocked:When they finally pulled the tooth out my jaw was nearly dislocated, I also have arthritis in my jaw because...
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  13. NorthantsGeezer

    Where has it gone??

    He sounds un'stable' :)
    He sounds un'stable' :)
    He sounds un'stable' :)
    He sounds un'stable' :)
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  14. Hannah's Rose Garden
    Like x 20

    Baby hrg born today

    Awwh Hannah brought a tear of joy to my eyes to see him ..... Thanks for sharing him with us! Hope you are well ...... Bet your blooming better than any Rose right now, after making your little...
    Awwh Hannah brought a tear of joy to my eyes to see him ..... Thanks for sharing him with us! Hope you are well ...... Bet your blooming better than any Rose right now, after making your little masterpiece! Enjoy, don't forget to put your feet up and have loads of cuddles while you can, they...
    Awwh Hannah brought a tear of joy to my eyes to see him ..... Thanks for sharing him with us! Hope you are well ...... Bet your blooming better than any Rose right now, after making your little masterpiece! Enjoy, don't forget to put your feet...
    Awwh Hannah brought a tear of joy to my eyes to see him ..... Thanks for sharing him with us! Hope you are well ...... Bet your blooming better than any Rose right now, after making your little...
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  15. clueless1

    1 cup of rice - daft question

    Except ... UK "cup" size is different to US "cup" size and both of those are different from Oz "cup" size. So, if reading a recipe on the 'net ... you need to consider the origin of the recipe...
    Except ... UK "cup" size is different to US "cup" size and both of those are different from Oz "cup" size. So, if reading a recipe on the 'net ... you need to consider the origin of the recipe before you even consider if they are speaking of dry/cooked rice. Plus, original recipes tend to...
    Except ... UK "cup" size is different to US "cup" size and both of those are different from Oz "cup" size. So, if reading a recipe on the 'net ... you need to consider the origin of the recipe before you even consider if they are speaking of...
    Except ... UK "cup" size is different to US "cup" size and both of those are different from Oz "cup" size. So, if reading a recipe on the 'net ... you need to consider the origin of the recipe...
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  16. al n
    Like x 12

    masterchef application in!

    Yep Ping looks like she may have it, she is very composed- but you never know! I did like the look of those chorizo quails eggs- bit of a maverick that boy he may just nick it! Can I be the first...
    Yep Ping looks like she may have it, she is very composed- but you never know! I did like the look of those chorizo quails eggs- bit of a maverick that boy he may just nick it! Can I be the first to volunteer for the job of independant taster! That is if you want a half blind tester with no...
    Yep Ping looks like she may have it, she is very composed- but you never know! I did like the look of those chorizo quails eggs- bit of a maverick that boy he may just nick it! Can I be the first to volunteer for the job of independant taster! ...
    Yep Ping looks like she may have it, she is very composed- but you never know! I did like the look of those chorizo quails eggs- bit of a maverick that boy he may just nick it! Can I be the first...
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  17. music

    Worst Job ?.

    Washing the fish fridge in the green grocers where I worked on a Saturday - hummed for an hour or so after, until I could get home and bathe! At 15 needed the dosh! Them platform shoes didn't...
    Washing the fish fridge in the green grocers where I worked on a Saturday - hummed for an hour or so after, until I could get home and bathe! At 15 needed the dosh! Them platform shoes didn't buy themselves lol!
    Washing the fish fridge in the green grocers where I worked on a Saturday - hummed for an hour or so after, until I could get home and bathe! At 15 needed the dosh! Them platform shoes didn't buy themselves lol!
    Washing the fish fridge in the green grocers where I worked on a Saturday - hummed for an hour or so after, until I could get home and bathe! At 15 needed the dosh! Them platform shoes didn't...
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  18. Phil A

    12 volt telly with built in freeview

    Sorry, forgot to mention:6) wifi falls in the SHF frequency bands which means that it's line of sight and any structures, vegetation and even rain that is in the transmission path, will heavily...
    Sorry, forgot to mention:6) wifi falls in the SHF frequency bands which means that it's line of sight and any structures, vegetation and even rain that is in the transmission path, will heavily attenuate the signals.
    Sorry, forgot to mention:6) wifi falls in the SHF frequency bands which means that it's line of sight and any structures, vegetation and even rain that is in the transmission path, will heavily attenuate the signals.
    Sorry, forgot to mention:6) wifi falls in the SHF frequency bands which means that it's line of sight and any structures, vegetation and even rain that is in the transmission path, will heavily...
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  19. shiney
    Like x 5

    Brazil - The Amazon

    Further south, but right inland at the border of Brazil, Argentina and Paraguay are the famous Iguacu Falls. The area around it is designated National Park by both Brazil and Argentina.The...
    Further south, but right inland at the border of Brazil, Argentina and Paraguay are the famous Iguacu Falls. The area around it is designated National Park by both Brazil and Argentina.The falls are almost 2 miles in length and form from 250 to 500 individual falls depending on the amount of...
    Further south, but right inland at the border of Brazil, Argentina and Paraguay are the famous Iguacu Falls. The area around it is designated National Park by both Brazil and Argentina.The falls are almost 2 miles in length and form from 250...
    Further south, but right inland at the border of Brazil, Argentina and Paraguay are the famous Iguacu Falls. The area around it is designated National Park by both Brazil and Argentina.The...
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  20. kindredspirit
    Like x 4

    Can you play the piano?

    I remember getting thrown out of my Cello class because I just couldn't grasp the sheet music but I could still play it after listening a couple of times but that wasn't good enough,I think Mum...
    I remember getting thrown out of my Cello class because I just couldn't grasp the sheet music but I could still play it after listening a couple of times but that wasn't good enough,I think Mum was secretly pleased though because she used to have to carry it to school for me as it was too big...
    I remember getting thrown out of my Cello class because I just couldn't grasp the sheet music but I could still play it after listening a couple of times but that wasn't good enough,I think Mum was secretly pleased though because she used to have...
    I remember getting thrown out of my Cello class because I just couldn't grasp the sheet music but I could still play it after listening a couple of times but that wasn't good enough,I think Mum...
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