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  1. kindredspirit
    Like x 4

    C'mon. Let's dance.

    Good one Kindred! :dbgrtmb:
    Good one Kindred! :dbgrtmb:
    Good one Kindred! :dbgrtmb:
    Good one Kindred! :dbgrtmb:
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  2. scooby-mas

    Bike Riding / Cycling

    A couple of online resources:Also, check out Ordnance Survey maps for your area, remembering that you're allowed to ride on public bridleways. Quite often an OS map will show tiny unclassified...
    A couple of online resources:Also, check out Ordnance Survey maps for your area, remembering that you're allowed to ride on public bridleways. Quite often an OS map will show tiny unclassified roads (which usually mean virtually traffic free) too, so you can often plan a circular route that...
    A couple of online resources:Also, check out Ordnance Survey maps for your area, remembering that you're allowed to ride on public bridleways. Quite often an OS map will show tiny unclassified roads (which usually mean virtually traffic free)...
    A couple of online resources:Also, check out Ordnance Survey maps for your area, remembering that you're allowed to ride on public bridleways. Quite often an OS map will show tiny unclassified...
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  3. Fat Controller
    Informative x 4

    Bit close for comfort

    Well it looks like they caught him again at least. Hope someone has fluffed his pillow and changed the sheets while he was at the bank or they'll be hell to pay...
    Well it looks like they caught him again at least. Hope someone has fluffed his pillow and changed the sheets while he was at the bank or they'll be hell to pay...
    Well it looks like they caught him again at least. Hope someone has fluffed his pillow and changed the sheets while he was at the bank or they'll be hell to pay...
    Well it looks like they caught him again at least. Hope someone has fluffed his pillow and changed the sheets while he was at the bank or they'll be hell to pay...
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  4. clueless1

    Can you get fit after 40?

    Not necessarily. Not if you're 96 or older.
    Not necessarily. Not if you're 96 or older.
    Not necessarily. Not if you're 96 or older.
    Not necessarily. Not if you're 96 or older.
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  5. kindredspirit

    Traffic lights are no fun, are they?

    It could work here, but some people will not give way and be patience
    It could work here, but some people will not give way and be patience
    It could work here, but some people will not give way and be patience
    It could work here, but some people will not give way and be patience
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  6. Fat Controller
    Friendly x 10

    I feel sorry for you all..........

    Thank you @Marley Farley, and I agree that this is the best gardening site by a long, long way.Your company is a pleasure, particularly when you share photos of your garden and projects (even...
    Thank you @Marley Farley, and I agree that this is the best gardening site by a long, long way.Your company is a pleasure, particularly when you share photos of your garden and projects (even if they do give me a hankering to have my garden look as good as yours - I would be jealous if it...
    Thank you @Marley Farley, and I agree that this is the best gardening site by a long, long way.Your company is a pleasure, particularly when you share photos of your garden and projects (even if they do give me a hankering to have my garden...
    Thank you @Marley Farley, and I agree that this is the best gardening site by a long, long way.Your company is a pleasure, particularly when you share photos of your garden and projects (even...
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  7. Fat Controller

    Turkey - help!

    Finish what you've started using a dehydrator to turn it into turkey jerky
    Finish what you've started using a dehydrator to turn it into turkey jerky
    Finish what you've started using a dehydrator to turn it into turkey jerky
    Finish what you've started using a dehydrator to turn it into turkey jerky
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  8. clueless1

    Unidentified floral flavour in Chinese Sweetcorn fritters

    Or this ? Sichuan pepper ?
    Or this ? Sichuan pepper ?
    Or this ? Sichuan pepper ?
    Or this ? Sichuan pepper ?
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  9. HarryS
    Agree x 5

    'Skull Cracker' convict on the run !

    He won't be out long once he realizes how tough it is in this part of Kent and he sees the beach at Sheppy:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    He won't be out long once he realizes how tough it is in this part of Kent and he sees the beach at Sheppy:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    He won't be out long once he realizes how tough it is in this part of Kent and he sees the beach at Sheppy:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    He won't be out long once he realizes how tough it is in this part of Kent and he sees the beach at Sheppy:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  10. Phil A

    For Pete

    The reason you cannot start a new thread just in there is because that is the forum then you click on any of the sub forums to post a new thread as in all other forums...!If you want general non...
    The reason you cannot start a new thread just in there is because that is the forum then you click on any of the sub forums to post a new thread as in all other forums...!If you want general non gardening discussion it is now renamed "OFF TOPIC discussion" Where you can start new threads as...
    The reason you cannot start a new thread just in there is because that is the forum then you click on any of the sub forums to post a new thread as in all other forums...!If you want general non gardening discussion it is now renamed "OFF TOPIC...
    The reason you cannot start a new thread just in there is because that is the forum then you click on any of the sub forums to post a new thread as in all other forums...!If you want general non...
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  11. music
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    Can You Remember ?.

    Blimey! :yikes: Txt or phoning to say you are outside ... COSTS!!! A knock on the door is: free! No economic sense these youngsters :lunapic 130165696578242 5: (Nor sense of devilment ... knock out Ginger is dead and buried :dunno: )
    Blimey! :yikes: Txt or phoning to say you are outside ... COSTS!!! A knock on the door is: free! No economic sense these youngsters :lunapic 130165696578242 5: (Nor sense of devilment ... knock out Ginger is dead and buried :dunno: )
    Blimey! :yikes: Txt or phoning to say you are outside ... COSTS!!! A knock on the door is: free! No economic sense these youngsters :lunapic 130165696578242 5: (Nor sense of devilment ... knock out Ginger is dead and buried :dunno: )
    Blimey! :yikes: Txt or phoning to say you are outside ... COSTS!!! A knock on the door is: free! No economic sense these youngsters :lunapic 130165696578242 5: (Nor sense of devilment ... knock out Ginger is dead and buried :dunno: )
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  12. shiney
    Informative x 5

    Moving House - Warning!!!!

    I always feel sad when I hear of these kind of happenings. We had the best of removal men 4 years ago - so good, I recommended them to a friend. They will be who we will rely on for our next move.
    I always feel sad when I hear of these kind of happenings. We had the best of removal men 4 years ago - so good, I recommended them to a friend. They will be who we will rely on for our next move.
    I always feel sad when I hear of these kind of happenings. We had the best of removal men 4 years ago - so good, I recommended them to a friend. They will be who we will rely on for our next move.
    I always feel sad when I hear of these kind of happenings. We had the best of removal men 4 years ago - so good, I recommended them to a friend. They will be who we will rely on for our next move.
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  13. clueless1

    Vegetarian, vegan etc

    Conversely the few vegetarians I know live on chips and quorn sausages, strangely they all seem to hate fruit and veg :scratch:
    Conversely the few vegetarians I know live on chips and quorn sausages, strangely they all seem to hate fruit and veg :scratch:
    Conversely the few vegetarians I know live on chips and quorn sausages, strangely they all seem to hate fruit and veg :scratch:
    Conversely the few vegetarians I know live on chips and quorn sausages, strangely they all seem to hate fruit and veg :scratch:
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  14. music

    Clothing/Fashion.

    Yep there was a few of us doing the jean zips on changing room floors....... Red faces and gritted teeth lol! I remember buying jeans from stolen from Ivor as well! Didn't try them on because...
    Yep there was a few of us doing the jean zips on changing room floors....... Red faces and gritted teeth lol! I remember buying jeans from stolen from Ivor as well! Didn't try them on because blokes around in shop, they never did fit and I was too embarrassed to take them back! We use to try and...
    Yep there was a few of us doing the jean zips on changing room floors....... Red faces and gritted teeth lol! I remember buying jeans from stolen from Ivor as well! Didn't try them on because blokes around in shop, they never did fit and I was...
    Yep there was a few of us doing the jean zips on changing room floors....... Red faces and gritted teeth lol! I remember buying jeans from stolen from Ivor as well! Didn't try them on because...
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  15. shiney

    Peter The Elephant Loves His Music

    Apparently they're ex-circus elephants that had been mistreated.
    Apparently they're ex-circus elephants that had been mistreated.
    Apparently they're ex-circus elephants that had been mistreated.
    Apparently they're ex-circus elephants that had been mistreated.
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  16. Phil A

    R.I.P. Bob Hoskins

    I have to agree with all of the above. He will be hard to replace.Hopefully one of the channels will squeeze Last Orders into their schedule as a tribute to him - right up there with the Long...
    I have to agree with all of the above. He will be hard to replace.Hopefully one of the channels will squeeze Last Orders into their schedule as a tribute to him - right up there with the Long Good Friday IMO.
    I have to agree with all of the above. He will be hard to replace.Hopefully one of the channels will squeeze Last Orders into their schedule as a tribute to him - right up there with the Long Good Friday IMO.
    I have to agree with all of the above. He will be hard to replace.Hopefully one of the channels will squeeze Last Orders into their schedule as a tribute to him - right up there with the Long...
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  17. Jungle Jane

    Rhubarb

    Ice Cream? Think I saw a recipe for Rhubarb Crumble Ice Cream :)
    Ice Cream? Think I saw a recipe for Rhubarb Crumble Ice Cream :)
    Ice Cream? Think I saw a recipe for Rhubarb Crumble Ice Cream :)
    Ice Cream? Think I saw a recipe for Rhubarb Crumble Ice Cream :)
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  18. shiney
    Like x 8

    Brazil - Off The Beaten Track, In The Mountains

    Magic there Shiney :dbgrtmb:
    Magic there Shiney :dbgrtmb:
    Magic there Shiney :dbgrtmb:
    Magic there Shiney :dbgrtmb:
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  19. clueless1

    Halogen ovens - Should I buy one?

    @longk - I had a cracker of a gas cooker before we moved in here, only a matter of months old too; sadly, this house came with a fitted oven and hob, and as I rent I cannot rip it out. I would...
    @longk - I had a cracker of a gas cooker before we moved in here, only a matter of months old too; sadly, this house came with a fitted oven and hob, and as I rent I cannot rip it out. I would much rather have a gas oven any day of the week.
    @longk - I had a cracker of a gas cooker before we moved in here, only a matter of months old too; sadly, this house came with a fitted oven and hob, and as I rent I cannot rip it out. I would much rather have a gas oven any day of the week.
    @longk - I had a cracker of a gas cooker before we moved in here, only a matter of months old too; sadly, this house came with a fitted oven and hob, and as I rent I cannot rip it out. I would...
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  20. clueless1

    Are antibiotics meant to knock you out?

    Stay the course, Cluey -- it is absolutely worth it. I couldn't've done it without the patch.:blue thumb:
    Stay the course, Cluey -- it is absolutely worth it. I couldn't've done it without the patch.:blue thumb:
    Stay the course, Cluey -- it is absolutely worth it. I couldn't've done it without the patch.:blue thumb:
    Stay the course, Cluey -- it is absolutely worth it. I couldn't've done it without the patch.:blue thumb:
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