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  1. Freddy

    Yay! It's Jacks Birthday

    Thank you all for your kind greetingsI had a nice evening out, good food, wine and RUM when I got homeRegards Jack McH
    Thank you all for your kind greetingsI had a nice evening out, good food, wine and RUM when I got homeRegards Jack McH
    Thank you all for your kind greetingsI had a nice evening out, good food, wine and RUM when I got homeRegards Jack McH
    Thank you all for your kind greetingsI had a nice evening out, good food, wine and RUM when I got homeRegards Jack McH
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  2. ARMANDII

    NOT ON THE RIGHT TRACK

    Whenever I've had anything coming from Royal Mail, the tracking thing has always worked fine. Last one was a while ago mind. Could it be that since privatisation its gone down the pan?In any...
    Whenever I've had anything coming from Royal Mail, the tracking thing has always worked fine. Last one was a while ago mind. Could it be that since privatisation its gone down the pan?In any case, I can't see the Royal Mail lasting too much longer really. As the prices keeping rising and the...
    Whenever I've had anything coming from Royal Mail, the tracking thing has always worked fine. Last one was a while ago mind. Could it be that since privatisation its gone down the pan?In any case, I can't see the Royal Mail lasting too much...
    Whenever I've had anything coming from Royal Mail, the tracking thing has always worked fine. Last one was a while ago mind. Could it be that since privatisation its gone down the pan?In any...
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  3. Freddy
    Friendly x 3

    I'm Off

    Hi FreddyMissed this thread :th scifD36:Hope the move goes well , have a takeaway tonight makes life so much easier and a :ccheers:
    Hi FreddyMissed this thread :th scifD36:Hope the move goes well , have a takeaway tonight makes life so much easier and a :ccheers:
    Hi FreddyMissed this thread :th scifD36:Hope the move goes well , have a takeaway tonight makes life so much easier and a :ccheers:
    Hi FreddyMissed this thread :th scifD36:Hope the move goes well , have a takeaway tonight makes life so much easier and a :ccheers:
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  4. al n
    Funny x 10

    A funny I couldn't resist posting

    VERY funny!!!! :heehee:Val
    VERY funny!!!! :heehee:Val
    VERY funny!!!! :heehee:Val
    VERY funny!!!! :heehee:Val
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  5. clueless1
    Like x 3

    Got a new kitchen gadget, and its brilliant

    Well, the obvious are vegetables (perhaps served with a tasty sauce?) Potatoes - especially new potatoes - cook lovely. It is especially good for cooking fish (most types) and mussels...
    Well, the obvious are vegetables (perhaps served with a tasty sauce?) Potatoes - especially new potatoes - cook lovely. It is especially good for cooking fish (most types) and mussels (nom-nom-nom!). Steamed chicken is also a healthy alternative and then .... ... we get into naughty steaming...
    Well, the obvious are vegetables (perhaps served with a tasty sauce?) Potatoes - especially new potatoes - cook lovely. It is especially good for cooking fish (most types) and mussels (nom-nom-nom!). Steamed chicken is also a healthy...
    Well, the obvious are vegetables (perhaps served with a tasty sauce?) Potatoes - especially new potatoes - cook lovely. It is especially good for cooking fish (most types) and mussels...
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  6. Fern4

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY FREDDY!!

    Happy birthday Freddy :hpybtd:
    Happy birthday Freddy :hpybtd:
    Happy birthday Freddy :hpybtd:
    Happy birthday Freddy :hpybtd:
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  7. Phil A

    Burnt me foot

    It was a long journey, i'd just pulled over for a smoke :redface:
    It was a long journey, i'd just pulled over for a smoke :redface:
    It was a long journey, i'd just pulled over for a smoke :redface:
    It was a long journey, i'd just pulled over for a smoke :redface:
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  8. Scotkat

    Clear Sky Space Station

    Look to the West / North West skies. It comes from there, goes overhead and disappears to the East/ South East
    Look to the West / North West skies. It comes from there, goes overhead and disappears to the East/ South East
    Look to the West / North West skies. It comes from there, goes overhead and disappears to the East/ South East
    Look to the West / North West skies. It comes from there, goes overhead and disappears to the East/ South East
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  9. clueless1
    Agree x 5

    Jews required to register as such

    And before that, and before that, and before that, and..................:heehee:In 1653 the greater portion of the population rebelled against dominantly Polish Catholic rule and in January 1654 an...
    And before that, and before that, and before that, and..................:heehee:In 1653 the greater portion of the population rebelled against dominantly Polish Catholic rule and in January 1654 an assembly of the people (rada) voted at Pereyaslav to turn to Moscow, effectively joining the...
    And before that, and before that, and before that, and..................:heehee:In 1653 the greater portion of the population rebelled against dominantly Polish Catholic rule and in January 1654 an assembly of the people (rada) voted at Pereyaslav to...
    And before that, and before that, and before that, and..................:heehee:In 1653 the greater portion of the population rebelled against dominantly Polish Catholic rule and in January 1654 an...
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  10. Fern4

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARMANDII!!

    xx:) Best wishes xx
    xx:) Best wishes xx
    xx:) Best wishes xx
    xx:) Best wishes xx
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  11. shiney
    Like x 6

    Dance Like No One Is Watching!

    Well she is having a lovely time ! warms the heart.
    Well she is having a lovely time ! warms the heart.
    Well she is having a lovely time ! warms the heart.
    Well she is having a lovely time ! warms the heart.
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  12. shiney
    Like x 3

    Brazil - Santos, the Home of Brazilian Football

    The upstairs gallery and hall are now the museum and worth a visit as they also tell you about the history of the development of the plantations.The planters originally brought in slaves from...
    The upstairs gallery and hall are now the museum and worth a visit as they also tell you about the history of the development of the plantations.The planters originally brought in slaves from Africa to work the plantations (the northern part of the country, around the original capital of...
    The upstairs gallery and hall are now the museum and worth a visit as they also tell you about the history of the development of the plantations.The planters originally brought in slaves from Africa to work the plantations (the northern part...
    The upstairs gallery and hall are now the museum and worth a visit as they also tell you about the history of the development of the plantations.The planters originally brought in slaves from...
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  13. Fat Controller

    South Korea ferry disaster

    The laws of the sea are very strong and they are policed not like the law of the land/road
    The laws of the sea are very strong and they are policed not like the law of the land/road
    The laws of the sea are very strong and they are policed not like the law of the land/road
    The laws of the sea are very strong and they are policed not like the law of the land/road
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  14. Allan Hodgson

    Goodbye Hedge Trimmers

    Very nice!!!Val
    Very nice!!!Val
    Very nice!!!Val
    Very nice!!!Val
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  15. longk
    Agree x 5

    Good Service From Virgin

    Sadly, I am not surprised in the least.The most annoying part of my job is that I get to see this sort of thing up close, first hand so to speak; all the more frustrating is the fact that the...
    Sadly, I am not surprised in the least.The most annoying part of my job is that I get to see this sort of thing up close, first hand so to speak; all the more frustrating is the fact that the 'front line' people who are delivering the service can see what needs to be done, are more than...
    Sadly, I am not surprised in the least.The most annoying part of my job is that I get to see this sort of thing up close, first hand so to speak; all the more frustrating is the fact that the 'front line' people who are delivering the service...
    Sadly, I am not surprised in the least.The most annoying part of my job is that I get to see this sort of thing up close, first hand so to speak; all the more frustrating is the fact that the...
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  16. ARMANDII
    Like x 13

    A RARE OCCASION

    No, they're about the same, headlights in the bonnet beween front wheels and the side lights up by the cab, working lights (which are the same as full beam but wide angle) on the tops of cabs and...
    No, they're about the same, headlights in the bonnet beween front wheels and the side lights up by the cab, working lights (which are the same as full beam but wide angle) on the tops of cabs and also by the side lights as well front and back (if theese are on then you will not see anything)
    No, they're about the same, headlights in the bonnet beween front wheels and the side lights up by the cab, working lights (which are the same as full beam but wide angle) on the tops of cabs and also by the side lights as well front and back (if...
    No, they're about the same, headlights in the bonnet beween front wheels and the side lights up by the cab, working lights (which are the same as full beam but wide angle) on the tops of cabs and...
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  17. clueless1

    A bit of excitement at tea time

    We bought this in Hong Kong on 25/10/1985 and have used it reasonably regularly since then. Utterly reliable and cooks rice to perfectionit cooks rice for 8 - 10 persons so we also have a small...
    We bought this in Hong Kong on 25/10/1985 and have used it reasonably regularly since then. Utterly reliable and cooks rice to perfectionit cooks rice for 8 - 10 persons so we also have a small one that cooks for 2, 4 or 6 persons. Jenny so simple in design, there's nothing much to go wrong...
    We bought this in Hong Kong on 25/10/1985 and have used it reasonably regularly since then. Utterly reliable and cooks rice to perfectionit cooks rice for 8 - 10 persons so we also have a small one that cooks for 2, 4 or 6 persons. Jenny so...
    We bought this in Hong Kong on 25/10/1985 and have used it reasonably regularly since then. Utterly reliable and cooks rice to perfectionit cooks rice for 8 - 10 persons so we also have a small...
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  18. music
    Like x 10

    The Arctic Medal.

    Marley, In the words of that well known duo The Krankies: Fan-Dabby- Dozy.:dbgrtmb:.
    Marley, In the words of that well known duo The Krankies: Fan-Dabby- Dozy.:dbgrtmb:.
    Marley, In the words of that well known duo The Krankies: Fan-Dabby- Dozy.:dbgrtmb:.
    Marley, In the words of that well known duo The Krankies: Fan-Dabby- Dozy.:dbgrtmb:.
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  19. Phil A
    Funny x 8

    Txt from my mate

    "Play the Cello, do you want that Hampster to die?"
    "Play the Cello, do you want that Hampster to die?"
    "Play the Cello, do you want that Hampster to die?"
    "Play the Cello, do you want that Hampster to die?"
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  20. "M"

    Getting a tad nearer the "stressed" level now!

    Only just seen this thread! :doh:Like the others, it's difficult to give specifics but easy to talk in generalities.I think they have all given very good advice. A lot of advice has to be...
    Only just seen this thread! :doh:Like the others, it's difficult to give specifics but easy to talk in generalities.I think they have all given very good advice. A lot of advice has to be anecdotal when not being specific. So I shall comment in the same way.When I was running my business I...
    Only just seen this thread! :doh:Like the others, it's difficult to give specifics but easy to talk in generalities.I think they have all given very good advice. A lot of advice has to be anecdotal when not being specific. So I shall comment in...
    Only just seen this thread! :doh:Like the others, it's difficult to give specifics but easy to talk in generalities.I think they have all given very good advice. A lot of advice has to be...
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