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  1. Spruce

    PPI how long ..........

    My daughters in the process of claiming back off her credit cards, she has far too many, 1400 pounds so far.
    My daughters in the process of claiming back off her credit cards, she has far too many, 1400 pounds so far.
    My daughters in the process of claiming back off her credit cards, she has far too many, 1400 pounds so far.
    My daughters in the process of claiming back off her credit cards, she has far too many, 1400 pounds so far.
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  2. pete
    Agree x 3

    Pollution????

    when stopping smoking it can also make your gums bleed when brushing your teeth as smoking reduces blood supply to your gums also thins the bone in your jaw . The pollution in Surrey was bad...
    when stopping smoking it can also make your gums bleed when brushing your teeth as smoking reduces blood supply to your gums also thins the bone in your jaw . The pollution in Surrey was bad as my mum lives in a retirement village and quite a few of the residents got whipped off to the...
    when stopping smoking it can also make your gums bleed when brushing your teeth as smoking reduces blood supply to your gums also thins the bone in your jaw . The pollution in Surrey was bad as my mum lives in a retirement village and quite...
    when stopping smoking it can also make your gums bleed when brushing your teeth as smoking reduces blood supply to your gums also thins the bone in your jaw . The pollution in Surrey was bad...
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  3. clueless1

    Not serious enough

    Its funny (well not funny but you know what I mean) that in this particular 'hood', it is a taboo to talk to the coppers. Its no wonder really, because I've noticed coppers round here treat people...
    Its funny (well not funny but you know what I mean) that in this particular 'hood', it is a taboo to talk to the coppers. Its no wonder really, because I've noticed coppers round here treat people with contempt to an even greater degree than elsewhere I've lived. But then the coppers might take...
    Its funny (well not funny but you know what I mean) that in this particular 'hood', it is a taboo to talk to the coppers. Its no wonder really, because I've noticed coppers round here treat people with contempt to an even greater degree than...
    Its funny (well not funny but you know what I mean) that in this particular 'hood', it is a taboo to talk to the coppers. Its no wonder really, because I've noticed coppers round here treat people...
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  4. HarryS
    Like x 3

    Total World History in 2 Minutes ............

    That fetched a tear to my eye x
    That fetched a tear to my eye x
    That fetched a tear to my eye x
    That fetched a tear to my eye x
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  5. clueless1

    Caring biker shows what happens if you ride like an idiot

    True, but only because there are more cars on the roads than bikes.I hope nobody thinks I'm anti-bike or anti-biker, because I'm not. I'm anti-idiot, be that idiot on a bike or in a car makes no...
    True, but only because there are more cars on the roads than bikes.I hope nobody thinks I'm anti-bike or anti-biker, because I'm not. I'm anti-idiot, be that idiot on a bike or in a car makes no difference.Tonight on the way home, I was waiting at the traffic lights where there is a major...
    True, but only because there are more cars on the roads than bikes.I hope nobody thinks I'm anti-bike or anti-biker, because I'm not. I'm anti-idiot, be that idiot on a bike or in a car makes no difference.Tonight on the way home, I was...
    True, but only because there are more cars on the roads than bikes.I hope nobody thinks I'm anti-bike or anti-biker, because I'm not. I'm anti-idiot, be that idiot on a bike or in a car makes no...
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  6. Fat Controller

    No wonder car services are getting more expensive!

    @longk erm, not if you're a ham-fisted mechanic; good on ya; :lol: ; :) ; oh dear! :) you were very thorough there :)
    @longk erm, not if you're a ham-fisted mechanic; good on ya; :lol: ; :) ; oh dear! :) you were very thorough there :)
    @longk erm, not if you're a ham-fisted mechanic; good on ya; :lol: ; :) ; oh dear! :) you were very thorough there :)
    @longk erm, not if you're a ham-fisted mechanic; good on ya; :lol: ; :) ; oh dear! :) you were very thorough there :)
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  7. music

    What Price ?.

    I won't go into our house in America so I'll start with the first one we bought in the UK in Buckinghamshire in Spring of 1978. We bought a 400-year old end terrace cottage (1 and 1/2 bedrooms)...
    I won't go into our house in America so I'll start with the first one we bought in the UK in Buckinghamshire in Spring of 1978. We bought a 400-year old end terrace cottage (1 and 1/2 bedrooms) for £13,500. We sold it five years later for £35,000 and bought a two-bedroom 300 year-old detached...
    I won't go into our house in America so I'll start with the first one we bought in the UK in Buckinghamshire in Spring of 1978. We bought a 400-year old end terrace cottage (1 and 1/2 bedrooms) for £13,500. We sold it five years later for...
    I won't go into our house in America so I'll start with the first one we bought in the UK in Buckinghamshire in Spring of 1978. We bought a 400-year old end terrace cottage (1 and 1/2 bedrooms)...
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  8. HarryS

    Human remains found in Bournemouth golf course tree

    I'm sure the police will follow-through with the investigation.
    I'm sure the police will follow-through with the investigation.
    I'm sure the police will follow-through with the investigation.
    I'm sure the police will follow-through with the investigation.
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  9. clueless1

    I'm in the wars. Just had ambulance round

    Pleased to hear that you are feeling better Clueless - must have given you a scare.
    Pleased to hear that you are feeling better Clueless - must have given you a scare.
    Pleased to hear that you are feeling better Clueless - must have given you a scare.
    Pleased to hear that you are feeling better Clueless - must have given you a scare.
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  10. music

    The Modern Day Rag Man !.

    I remember the Rag & Bone man well Much to the horror of my Mother I would cadge a ride while he went round the Circus (a circle of houses).. She would get very cross but I loved it & old Charley...
    I remember the Rag & Bone man well Much to the horror of my Mother I would cadge a ride while he went round the Circus (a circle of houses).. She would get very cross but I loved it & old Charley thought it very funny.. He used to shout.. "Rag-Bone" is a sing song way..I remember the knife...
    I remember the Rag & Bone man well Much to the horror of my Mother I would cadge a ride while he went round the Circus (a circle of houses).. She would get very cross but I loved it & old Charley thought it very funny.. He used to shout.....
    I remember the Rag & Bone man well Much to the horror of my Mother I would cadge a ride while he went round the Circus (a circle of houses).. She would get very cross but I loved it & old Charley...
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  11. Loofah

    Anyone set up a cricket club?

    Yes I'm certain you will, start with scoring and umpiring and you'll soon be the next Alex Hale :)
    Yes I'm certain you will, start with scoring and umpiring and you'll soon be the next Alex Hale :)
    Yes I'm certain you will, start with scoring and umpiring and you'll soon be the next Alex Hale :)
    Yes I'm certain you will, start with scoring and umpiring and you'll soon be the next Alex Hale :)
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  12. Scrungee
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  13. Phil A
    Like x 21

    Time to move on

    Yep, a bit like that Scrunge :dbgrtmb: Works great :)
    Yep, a bit like that Scrunge :dbgrtmb: Works great :)
    Yep, a bit like that Scrunge :dbgrtmb: Works great :)
    Yep, a bit like that Scrunge :dbgrtmb: Works great :)
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  14. Fern4

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOWGLEY!

    And belated birthday greetings from me too Mowgley Jenny
    And belated birthday greetings from me too Mowgley Jenny
    And belated birthday greetings from me too Mowgley Jenny
    And belated birthday greetings from me too Mowgley Jenny
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  15. Lolimac
    Friendly x 5

    HAPPY MOTHERS DAY...

    It's a bit late in the day but HAPPY MOTHERS DAY everyone!
    It's a bit late in the day but HAPPY MOTHERS DAY everyone!
    It's a bit late in the day but HAPPY MOTHERS DAY everyone!
    It's a bit late in the day but HAPPY MOTHERS DAY everyone!
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  16. clueless1

    New stealth tax - Buying/Selling a car

    But all they needed to do was make a simple online check back at their station based upon what they'd spotted out on patrol. An that's when you saw massive 'Do not move this vehicle - no...
    But all they needed to do was make a simple online check back at their station based upon what they'd spotted out on patrol. An that's when you saw massive 'Do not move this vehicle - no Insurance/MOT/Do not move this vehicle all over it.
    But all they needed to do was make a simple online check back at their station based upon what they'd spotted out on patrol. An that's when you saw massive 'Do not move this vehicle - no Insurance/MOT/Do not move this vehicle all over it.
    But all they needed to do was make a simple online check back at their station based upon what they'd spotted out on patrol. An that's when you saw massive 'Do not move this vehicle - no...
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  17. longk
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  18. clueless1

    The Budget

    lets wait and see what they come up with at next years budget that will surely be the budget that bribes people into voting in the tories
    lets wait and see what they come up with at next years budget that will surely be the budget that bribes people into voting in the tories
    lets wait and see what they come up with at next years budget that will surely be the budget that bribes people into voting in the tories
    lets wait and see what they come up with at next years budget that will surely be the budget that bribes people into voting in the tories
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  19. alex-adam
    Like x 3

    Reclaimed 'Rubbish' what a great idea !!

    Our local "dump" has done that for years. I saw the article and thought "Old news", but clearly if more sites start to do that it would be for the better.
    Our local "dump" has done that for years. I saw the article and thought "Old news", but clearly if more sites start to do that it would be for the better.
    Our local "dump" has done that for years. I saw the article and thought "Old news", but clearly if more sites start to do that it would be for the better.
    Our local "dump" has done that for years. I saw the article and thought "Old news", but clearly if more sites start to do that it would be for the better.
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  20. "M"

    Civic Duty: I've been called!

    Jane there is no need to worry. I was called for jury service last year, although I wasn't chosen for the jury itself. I was told that if I had any health issues that would give me problems a...
    Jane there is no need to worry. I was called for jury service last year, although I wasn't chosen for the jury itself. I was told that if I had any health issues that would give me problems a letter from my doctor would give me exemption from taking part.
    Jane there is no need to worry. I was called for jury service last year, although I wasn't chosen for the jury itself. I was told that if I had any health issues that would give me problems a letter from my doctor would give me exemption from...
    Jane there is no need to worry. I was called for jury service last year, although I wasn't chosen for the jury itself. I was told that if I had any health issues that would give me problems a...
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