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  1. Jenny namaste

    The Bose Solo TV sound system

    Well, the Bose solo box has arrived and Mr Namaste is busy installing. I'll let you know how it sounds, Jenny got it for 30 days on free trial
    Well, the Bose solo box has arrived and Mr Namaste is busy installing. I'll let you know how it sounds, Jenny got it for 30 days on free trial
    Well, the Bose solo box has arrived and Mr Namaste is busy installing. I'll let you know how it sounds, Jenny got it for 30 days on free trial
    Well, the Bose solo box has arrived and Mr Namaste is busy installing. I'll let you know how it sounds, Jenny got it for 30 days on free trial
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  2. Fat Controller
    Agree x 4

    Extracting the urine

    I also think they have cried wolf one time too many with their threats of blackouts; their inference is that companies will be reluctant to invest in infrastructure if the profit margins are...
    I also think they have cried wolf one time too many with their threats of blackouts; their inference is that companies will be reluctant to invest in infrastructure if the profit margins are under threat - forgive me, but should maintenance and upgrade of the infrastructure not be a continual...
    I also think they have cried wolf one time too many with their threats of blackouts; their inference is that companies will be reluctant to invest in infrastructure if the profit margins are under threat - forgive me, but should maintenance and...
    I also think they have cried wolf one time too many with their threats of blackouts; their inference is that companies will be reluctant to invest in infrastructure if the profit margins are...
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  3. Val..

    Armandii did you know.......................

    I have that fantastic Clematis in full flower in my garden took a couple of years to get going but it is a beauty and perfumed, I planted one in my daughters garden years ago it reached the top of...
    I have that fantastic Clematis in full flower in my garden took a couple of years to get going but it is a beauty and perfumed, I planted one in my daughters garden years ago it reached the top of a 20 foot fir tree then she moved house, I wonder if its still growing in Lacey Green Bucks?
    I have that fantastic Clematis in full flower in my garden took a couple of years to get going but it is a beauty and perfumed, I planted one in my daughters garden years ago it reached the top of a 20 foot fir tree then she moved house, I wonder...
    I have that fantastic Clematis in full flower in my garden took a couple of years to get going but it is a beauty and perfumed, I planted one in my daughters garden years ago it reached the top of...
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  4. Loofah

    Glass or perspex?

    Glass ordered and should be ready by end of play today which I thought was quick!Right, have to remind myself of glazing rules and fitting...
    Glass ordered and should be ready by end of play today which I thought was quick!Right, have to remind myself of glazing rules and fitting...
    Glass ordered and should be ready by end of play today which I thought was quick!Right, have to remind myself of glazing rules and fitting...
    Glass ordered and should be ready by end of play today which I thought was quick!Right, have to remind myself of glazing rules and fitting...
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  5. Fat Controller

    Muuuummmm!!! He isn't letting me play... MAAAAAMMM!

    Seems to me that it would make a lot of money for somebody and it might sort out supply issues, given the right handling but there would be a lot of collateral damage in the form of seriously...
    Seems to me that it would make a lot of money for somebody and it might sort out supply issues, given the right handling but there would be a lot of collateral damage in the form of seriously despoiled local environments with lots of health and safety issues.As far as I see it, it would likely...
    Seems to me that it would make a lot of money for somebody and it might sort out supply issues, given the right handling but there would be a lot of collateral damage in the form of seriously despoiled local environments with lots of health and...
    Seems to me that it would make a lot of money for somebody and it might sort out supply issues, given the right handling but there would be a lot of collateral damage in the form of seriously...
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  6. Webmaster
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    WW1 Photo collection ...

    What a fabulous collection he has.. They really show the horrors as well as good moments..Sad to think relives threw them out feeling there was no use keeping them.. Or maybe the person died alone...
    What a fabulous collection he has.. They really show the horrors as well as good moments..Sad to think relives threw them out feeling there was no use keeping them.. Or maybe the person died alone with no family who knows.. A sad but wonderful collection..
    What a fabulous collection he has.. They really show the horrors as well as good moments..Sad to think relives threw them out feeling there was no use keeping them.. Or maybe the person died alone with no family who knows.. A sad but wonderful...
    What a fabulous collection he has.. They really show the horrors as well as good moments..Sad to think relives threw them out feeling there was no use keeping them.. Or maybe the person died alone...
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  7. shiney
    Like x 10

    Uruguay - A Good Place To Retire To!

    Thanks, everyone :blue thumb:@Jenny namaste Whilst you were away I did a thread on Buenos Aries. The link to it is on the first post of this thread. :)Brazil next. :dbgrtmb:
    Thanks, everyone :blue thumb:@Jenny namaste Whilst you were away I did a thread on Buenos Aries. The link to it is on the first post of this thread. :)Brazil next. :dbgrtmb:
    Thanks, everyone :blue thumb:@Jenny namaste Whilst you were away I did a thread on Buenos Aries. The link to it is on the first post of this thread. :)Brazil next. :dbgrtmb:
    Thanks, everyone :blue thumb:@Jenny namaste Whilst you were away I did a thread on Buenos Aries. The link to it is on the first post of this thread. :)Brazil next. :dbgrtmb:
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  8. Val..

    Draught proofing windows

    Did a quick search and would agree! That Den Braven stuff looks pretty good
    Did a quick search and would agree! That Den Braven stuff looks pretty good
    Did a quick search and would agree! That Den Braven stuff looks pretty good
    Did a quick search and would agree! That Den Braven stuff looks pretty good
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  9. Jenny namaste
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    A Chitwan village by the river

    Fabulous pics again Jenny. Would mind fishing that river
    Fabulous pics again Jenny. Would mind fishing that river
    Fabulous pics again Jenny. Would mind fishing that river
    Fabulous pics again Jenny. Would mind fishing that river
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  10. Jenny namaste
    Like x 18

    Elephants of India and Nepal

    I've only just got round to looking at this thread. Amazing animals Jenny, I bet you loved every minute! :)
    I've only just got round to looking at this thread. Amazing animals Jenny, I bet you loved every minute! :)
    I've only just got round to looking at this thread. Amazing animals Jenny, I bet you loved every minute! :)
    I've only just got round to looking at this thread. Amazing animals Jenny, I bet you loved every minute! :)
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  11. robinbarker

    Malaysian airplane

    It now seems certain that this aeroplane came down in the ocean, probably all souls are lost. I have said a short prayer for these people peace
    It now seems certain that this aeroplane came down in the ocean, probably all souls are lost. I have said a short prayer for these people peace
    It now seems certain that this aeroplane came down in the ocean, probably all souls are lost. I have said a short prayer for these people peace
    It now seems certain that this aeroplane came down in the ocean, probably all souls are lost. I have said a short prayer for these people peace
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  12. wiseowl

    Royal Gardener Vacancy

    Errrr, has "one" applied yet Ziggy.
    Errrr, has "one" applied yet Ziggy.
    Errrr, has "one" applied yet Ziggy.
    Errrr, has "one" applied yet Ziggy.
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  13. Jenny namaste
    Like x 5

    Modern life in Nepal

    You're doing a wonderful job, Jenny :love30: :dbgrtmb:The village obviously appreciate it. :)
    You're doing a wonderful job, Jenny :love30: :dbgrtmb:The village obviously appreciate it. :)
    You're doing a wonderful job, Jenny :love30: :dbgrtmb:The village obviously appreciate it. :)
    You're doing a wonderful job, Jenny :love30: :dbgrtmb:The village obviously appreciate it. :)
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  14. **Yvonne**

    Techy or photo editing help please?

    Good news you sorted it & best of luck..!!!!:fingers crossed:
    Good news you sorted it & best of luck..!!!!:fingers crossed:
    Good news you sorted it & best of luck..!!!!:fingers crossed:
    Good news you sorted it & best of luck..!!!!:fingers crossed:
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  15. JWK
    Like x 5

    Spring has Sprung

    A wonderful sunny sunday morning here but still the cold wind persists, supposed to be going down to minus 6 tonight. I hope it is warmer there Lolimac :)
    A wonderful sunny sunday morning here but still the cold wind persists, supposed to be going down to minus 6 tonight. I hope it is warmer there Lolimac :)
    A wonderful sunny sunday morning here but still the cold wind persists, supposed to be going down to minus 6 tonight. I hope it is warmer there Lolimac :)
    A wonderful sunny sunday morning here but still the cold wind persists, supposed to be going down to minus 6 tonight. I hope it is warmer there Lolimac :)
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  16. Fat Controller

    Malaysian Airlines Disaster

    Wouldn't they use it for a surprise attack if that was so? That would be more productive (from their point of view) than just kidnapping the passengers. If the actual plane is the reason for the...
    Wouldn't they use it for a surprise attack if that was so? That would be more productive (from their point of view) than just kidnapping the passengers. If the actual plane is the reason for the hijacking then one fears horribly for them. It could seem preferable if the plane had just crashed...
    Wouldn't they use it for a surprise attack if that was so? That would be more productive (from their point of view) than just kidnapping the passengers. If the actual plane is the reason for the hijacking then one fears horribly for them. It...
    Wouldn't they use it for a surprise attack if that was so? That would be more productive (from their point of view) than just kidnapping the passengers. If the actual plane is the reason for the...
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  17. Hannah's Rose Garden

    Post a fav pic and donate a couple of quid to GC

    Now that's a different idea.! :yay: :yay:
    Now that's a different idea.! :yay: :yay:
    Now that's a different idea.! :yay: :yay:
    Now that's a different idea.! :yay: :yay:
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  18. mowgley

    For those who love kids disney films

    Found this on YouTube, the little un loves it. A talented guy
    Found this on YouTube, the little un loves it. A talented guy
    Found this on YouTube, the little un loves it. A talented guy
    Found this on YouTube, the little un loves it. A talented guy
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  19. Phil A
    Like x 9

    30,000th Post

    No, it just means you didn't remember you daft old brush :heehee:
    No, it just means you didn't remember you daft old brush :heehee:
    No, it just means you didn't remember you daft old brush :heehee:
    No, it just means you didn't remember you daft old brush :heehee:
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  20. Jungle Jane

    Working after you've retired

    I think he would not be able/want to cope with the paperwork - although it's simple. He would need someone to do it for him.I ran the accounts for seven one person businesses (very P.C. :heehee:) until...
    I think he would not be able/want to cope with the paperwork - although it's simple. He would need someone to do it for him.I ran the accounts for seven one person businesses (very P.C. :heehee:) until I had trained them in how to do it. Some people just don't have the confidence to do it themselves.
    I think he would not be able/want to cope with the paperwork - although it's simple. He would need someone to do it for him.I ran the accounts for seven one person businesses (very P.C. :heehee:) until I had trained them in how to do it. Some people...
    I think he would not be able/want to cope with the paperwork - although it's simple. He would need someone to do it for him.I ran the accounts for seven one person businesses (very P.C. :heehee:) until...
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