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  1. Fat Controller
    Agree x 3

    Are we about to get dragged into something very messy?

    Not just any building but the Ukraine Navy HQ! They quite clearly have no intention of fighting, which is a good idea unless you have a death wish. The US has also said 'Nope, no war for us...
    Not just any building but the Ukraine Navy HQ! They quite clearly have no intention of fighting, which is a good idea unless you have a death wish. The US has also said 'Nope, no war for us thankyou very much' and we'll not be doing anything without their support. Soooo, sorry about this Ukraine...
    Not just any building but the Ukraine Navy HQ! They quite clearly have no intention of fighting, which is a good idea unless you have a death wish. The US has also said 'Nope, no war for us thankyou very much' and we'll not be doing anything...
    Not just any building but the Ukraine Navy HQ! They quite clearly have no intention of fighting, which is a good idea unless you have a death wish. The US has also said 'Nope, no war for us...
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  2. stumorphmac

    Tower Pressure Cooker

    Unfortunately, when I found the instructions, they were for a 1 litre smaller stainless steel Tower pressure cooker.
    Unfortunately, when I found the instructions, they were for a 1 litre smaller stainless steel Tower pressure cooker.
    Unfortunately, when I found the instructions, they were for a 1 litre smaller stainless steel Tower pressure cooker.
    Unfortunately, when I found the instructions, they were for a 1 litre smaller stainless steel Tower pressure cooker.
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  3. Fat Controller
    Like x 3

    Wee Eck is even more unhinged than I thought

    That`s a big part of my argument too. Herr Salmond seems to think this is 'Scotchlands' oil :roflol: and ours alone. I don`t think it`s as easy as that.He`s just given a shed load of money to INNEOS in...
    That`s a big part of my argument too. Herr Salmond seems to think this is 'Scotchlands' oil :roflol: and ours alone. I don`t think it`s as easy as that.He`s just given a shed load of money to INNEOS in Grangemouth to build a jetty to import cheap 'fracked' gas from the States. What does he think he...
    That`s a big part of my argument too. Herr Salmond seems to think this is 'Scotchlands' oil :roflol: and ours alone. I don`t think it`s as easy as that.He`s just given a shed load of money to INNEOS in Grangemouth to build a jetty to import cheap...
    That`s a big part of my argument too. Herr Salmond seems to think this is 'Scotchlands' oil :roflol: and ours alone. I don`t think it`s as easy as that.He`s just given a shed load of money to INNEOS in...
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  4. Fat Controller
    Like x 3

    Get your brollies out......

    Here you go ... please bear in mind these pictures were taken half way through cooking though ...
    Here you go ... please bear in mind these pictures were taken half way through cooking though ...
    Here you go ... please bear in mind these pictures were taken half way through cooking though ...
    Here you go ... please bear in mind these pictures were taken half way through cooking though ...
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  5. clueless1

    Why are burgers considered 'junk food'?

    Organic can also be tampered with as well, that's why i will not buy Organic from a shop, the only Organic food i eat is from a trusted place, my garden as i know what i've put in itJust go back...
    Organic can also be tampered with as well, that's why i will not buy Organic from a shop, the only Organic food i eat is from a trusted place, my garden as i know what i've put in itJust go back to the Horse meat, not the only thing that's going on and will not be the lastWill she tell her...
    Organic can also be tampered with as well, that's why i will not buy Organic from a shop, the only Organic food i eat is from a trusted place, my garden as i know what i've put in itJust go back to the Horse meat, not the only thing that's...
    Organic can also be tampered with as well, that's why i will not buy Organic from a shop, the only Organic food i eat is from a trusted place, my garden as i know what i've put in itJust go back...
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  6. clueless1

    Forum terminolgy

    ENDEX! ENDEX! ENDEX! Return to headquarters.
    ENDEX! ENDEX! ENDEX! Return to headquarters.
    ENDEX! ENDEX! ENDEX! Return to headquarters.
    ENDEX! ENDEX! ENDEX! Return to headquarters.
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  7. Phil A

    Tin Rattling

    That's baaaaaaaaaad. :heehee:
    That's baaaaaaaaaad. :heehee:
    That's baaaaaaaaaad. :heehee:
    That's baaaaaaaaaad. :heehee:
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  8. Madahhlia

    Fiesta battery disconnection megaprobs

    I fell out with the AA after I was in a minor car accident. We were all ok but the car was trashed. The lad who was driving managed to limp it off the main road and onto a street. The AA insisted...
    I fell out with the AA after I was in a minor car accident. We were all ok but the car was trashed. The lad who was driving managed to limp it off the main road and onto a street. The AA insisted that the street we were on did not exist, despite the fact that I was stood looking at the street...
    I fell out with the AA after I was in a minor car accident. We were all ok but the car was trashed. The lad who was driving managed to limp it off the main road and onto a street. The AA insisted that the street we were on did not exist, despite...
    I fell out with the AA after I was in a minor car accident. We were all ok but the car was trashed. The lad who was driving managed to limp it off the main road and onto a street. The AA insisted...
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  9. Jack McHammocklashing

    central heating failure anyone any experience of new install

    I don't get any job done by someone who doesn't have insurance. When I was having my solar panels installed I got seven quotes (told all of them I was getting the other quotes) and asked all of...
    I don't get any job done by someone who doesn't have insurance. When I was having my solar panels installed I got seven quotes (told all of them I was getting the other quotes) and asked all of them for sight of their insurance. All of them said that they'd never been asked before and would,...
    I don't get any job done by someone who doesn't have insurance. When I was having my solar panels installed I got seven quotes (told all of them I was getting the other quotes) and asked all of them for sight of their insurance. All of them...
    I don't get any job done by someone who doesn't have insurance. When I was having my solar panels installed I got seven quotes (told all of them I was getting the other quotes) and asked all of...
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  10. clueless1

    Brand new 'garden city' to be built

    Only the shortage in that tiny portion of the S.E. :heehee:The Garden Cities were partly sponsored by companies. The New Towns were funded by government.A lot of the New Towns had 'covenants' on what...
    Only the shortage in that tiny portion of the S.E. :heehee:The Garden Cities were partly sponsored by companies. The New Towns were funded by government.A lot of the New Towns had 'covenants' on what could and couldn't be done with the house and garden. A typical 'covenant' was that no front...
    Only the shortage in that tiny portion of the S.E. :heehee:The Garden Cities were partly sponsored by companies. The New Towns were funded by government.A lot of the New Towns had 'covenants' on what could and couldn't be done with the house and...
    Only the shortage in that tiny portion of the S.E. :heehee:The Garden Cities were partly sponsored by companies. The New Towns were funded by government.A lot of the New Towns had 'covenants' on what...
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  11. The Wizard

    You Really couldn't make this up

    But if it was a typical Jeremy Kyle Show family they'd all be at it with one another (and others)and having to take paternity tests to work out who'd fathered the children.
    But if it was a typical Jeremy Kyle Show family they'd all be at it with one another (and others)and having to take paternity tests to work out who'd fathered the children.
    But if it was a typical Jeremy Kyle Show family they'd all be at it with one another (and others)and having to take paternity tests to work out who'd fathered the children.
    But if it was a typical Jeremy Kyle Show family they'd all be at it with one another (and others)and having to take paternity tests to work out who'd fathered the children.
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  12. Loofah

    Polymorph

    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: It won't re-melt until it reaches 65c.. I haven't had that problem but it would be easily fixed, plonk it in cold water & it will harden again.. :thumbsup:
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: It won't re-melt until it reaches 65c.. I haven't had that problem but it would be easily fixed, plonk it in cold water & it will harden again.. :thumbsup:
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: It won't re-melt until it reaches 65c.. I haven't had that problem but it would be easily fixed, plonk it in cold water & it will harden again.. :thumbsup:
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: It won't re-melt until it reaches 65c.. I haven't had that problem but it would be easily fixed, plonk it in cold water & it will harden again.. :thumbsup:
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  13. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Lea

    Belated :hpybtd:Lea - hope you had an enjoyable day.
    Belated :hpybtd:Lea - hope you had an enjoyable day.
    Belated :hpybtd:Lea - hope you had an enjoyable day.
    Belated :hpybtd:Lea - hope you had an enjoyable day.
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  14. shiney
    Like x 9

    Buenos Aires - places tourists don't go.

    joolz, the hot towel steamer is still in use and it stands by the working chairs in the barber shop. They use it whenever they are doing a shave. :dbgrtmb:
    joolz, the hot towel steamer is still in use and it stands by the working chairs in the barber shop. They use it whenever they are doing a shave. :dbgrtmb:
    joolz, the hot towel steamer is still in use and it stands by the working chairs in the barber shop. They use it whenever they are doing a shave. :dbgrtmb:
    joolz, the hot towel steamer is still in use and it stands by the working chairs in the barber shop. They use it whenever they are doing a shave. :dbgrtmb:
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  15. chitting kaz

    meniere's disease

    Sorry to hear that Music :sad: Glad you'm still alive though :dbgrtmb:
    Sorry to hear that Music :sad: Glad you'm still alive though :dbgrtmb:
    Sorry to hear that Music :sad: Glad you'm still alive though :dbgrtmb:
    Sorry to hear that Music :sad: Glad you'm still alive though :dbgrtmb:
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  16. Madahhlia

    R.I.P. Tony Benn

    Oh yes, just to add, a very nice man...
    Oh yes, just to add, a very nice man...
    Oh yes, just to add, a very nice man...
    Oh yes, just to add, a very nice man...
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  17. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday To Roders & Stephenprudence

    Another one I've missed:doh:Ah well, I hope you both had a good day:)
    Another one I've missed:doh:Ah well, I hope you both had a good day:)
    Another one I've missed:doh:Ah well, I hope you both had a good day:)
    Another one I've missed:doh:Ah well, I hope you both had a good day:)
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  18. pamsdish

    Happy Birthday Scotkat and Kayleigh

    Best wishes to you both:dancy:x
    Best wishes to you both:dancy:x
    Best wishes to you both:dancy:x
    Best wishes to you both:dancy:x
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  19. wiseowl

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOOLZ68

    A bit late, anyway, a belated Happy Birthday Joolz:)
    A bit late, anyway, a belated Happy Birthday Joolz:)
    A bit late, anyway, a belated Happy Birthday Joolz:)
    A bit late, anyway, a belated Happy Birthday Joolz:)
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  20. pete

    Potholes

    One way they seem to be "repairing"holes around here is with some kind of pipe arrangement that blasts tar and stones into the hole, they dont appear to roll it afterwards.Consequentially, its...
    One way they seem to be "repairing"holes around here is with some kind of pipe arrangement that blasts tar and stones into the hole, they dont appear to roll it afterwards.Consequentially, its as bumpy as hell and remains like that until the stuff all comes out the hole in a couple of weeks...
    One way they seem to be "repairing"holes around here is with some kind of pipe arrangement that blasts tar and stones into the hole, they dont appear to roll it afterwards.Consequentially, its as bumpy as hell and remains like that until the...
    One way they seem to be "repairing"holes around here is with some kind of pipe arrangement that blasts tar and stones into the hole, they dont appear to roll it afterwards.Consequentially, its...
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