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  1. merleworld

    Rats!

    Since Willa decided she is a ratter I have been removing bodies from around the place and I am surprised at how many there are. I had seen the odd one or two and found evidence, especially in my...
    Since Willa decided she is a ratter I have been removing bodies from around the place and I am surprised at how many there are. I had seen the odd one or two and found evidence, especially in my poor polytunnel, of more but had no idea how many there were. Secretive little buggers! Still, she...
    Since Willa decided she is a ratter I have been removing bodies from around the place and I am surprised at how many there are. I had seen the odd one or two and found evidence, especially in my poor polytunnel, of more but had no idea how many...
    Since Willa decided she is a ratter I have been removing bodies from around the place and I am surprised at how many there are. I had seen the odd one or two and found evidence, especially in my...
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  2. Phil A
    Like x 10

    Tell me to break a leg

    Hope day 2 went well and you're back in the swing of things
    Hope day 2 went well and you're back in the swing of things
    Hope day 2 went well and you're back in the swing of things
    Hope day 2 went well and you're back in the swing of things
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  3. Loofah

    Bob Crow shocker

    Big character, big man, worked hard and played hard, and it all came together to make him a prime candidate for a heart attack.
    Big character, big man, worked hard and played hard, and it all came together to make him a prime candidate for a heart attack.
    Big character, big man, worked hard and played hard, and it all came together to make him a prime candidate for a heart attack.
    Big character, big man, worked hard and played hard, and it all came together to make him a prime candidate for a heart attack.
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  4. clueless1

    Biological solar electric

    They say in the article that almost any plants could be used. Admittedly I didn't read the whole article in great detail so don't know if it was mentioned, but this brings up the possibility of...
    They say in the article that almost any plants could be used. Admittedly I didn't read the whole article in great detail so don't know if it was mentioned, but this brings up the possibility of using grassed sports fields to generate electricity.
    They say in the article that almost any plants could be used. Admittedly I didn't read the whole article in great detail so don't know if it was mentioned, but this brings up the possibility of using grassed sports fields to generate electricity.
    They say in the article that almost any plants could be used. Admittedly I didn't read the whole article in great detail so don't know if it was mentioned, but this brings up the possibility of...
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  5. shiney
    Like x 4

    Interesting Historical Photos

    I'm leaning more towards the Corsair than the others, Dave, mostly because of what looks like the cantilever of a Gull wing which the Corsair had. It's a favourite aircraft of mine as it always...
    I'm leaning more towards the Corsair than the others, Dave, mostly because of what looks like the cantilever of a Gull wing which the Corsair had. It's a favourite aircraft of mine as it always looks so big and capable...........except that is when it's standing on it's nose on the deck of a...
    I'm leaning more towards the Corsair than the others, Dave, mostly because of what looks like the cantilever of a Gull wing which the Corsair had. It's a favourite aircraft of mine as it always looks so big and capable...........except that is...
    I'm leaning more towards the Corsair than the others, Dave, mostly because of what looks like the cantilever of a Gull wing which the Corsair had. It's a favourite aircraft of mine as it always...
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  6. clueless1
    Like x 3

    Pilots view from an RAF Typhoon

    When you have a spare forty minutes watch this and think again!!!
    When you have a spare forty minutes watch this and think again!!!
    When you have a spare forty minutes watch this and think again!!!
    When you have a spare forty minutes watch this and think again!!!
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  7. Phil A

    Bank Statements

    I keep my bank statements for at least 20 years. Same with credit card statements, all my purchases invoices for anything that I still have (electrical, non-electrical etc.), equipment...
    I keep my bank statements for at least 20 years. Same with credit card statements, all my purchases invoices for anything that I still have (electrical, non-electrical etc.), equipment maintenance invoices (car, boiler, machinery etc.), invoices for building work, decorating etc. etc....
    I keep my bank statements for at least 20 years. Same with credit card statements, all my purchases invoices for anything that I still have (electrical, non-electrical etc.), equipment maintenance invoices (car, boiler, machinery etc.), invoices...
    I keep my bank statements for at least 20 years. Same with credit card statements, all my purchases invoices for anything that I still have (electrical, non-electrical etc.), equipment...
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  8. "M"
    Like x 6

    Latest praise from me and you ...

    Really nice day as a huge box of plants from another GC member arrived today. I hope my box to her has arrived too. Loads of new things to look forward to and didn't cost anything other than a bit...
    Really nice day as a huge box of plants from another GC member arrived today. I hope my box to her has arrived too. Loads of new things to look forward to and didn't cost anything other than a bit of time, effort, and about £7 for a courier. That was pretty cheap as my box was just shy of 10 ks...
    Really nice day as a huge box of plants from another GC member arrived today. I hope my box to her has arrived too. Loads of new things to look forward to and didn't cost anything other than a bit of time, effort, and about £7 for a courier. That...
    Really nice day as a huge box of plants from another GC member arrived today. I hope my box to her has arrived too. Loads of new things to look forward to and didn't cost anything other than a bit...
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  9. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Jungle JANE

    Sorry it's later but :hpybtd:
    Sorry it's later but :hpybtd:
    Sorry it's later but :hpybtd:
    Sorry it's later but :hpybtd:
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  10. Phil A

    Sugar Tax

    That's not me and my new wheelbarrow - honest.
    That's not me and my new wheelbarrow - honest.
    That's not me and my new wheelbarrow - honest.
    That's not me and my new wheelbarrow - honest.
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  11. Fat Controller

    Evolution

    I don't. If it was nutrition alone, lads wouldn't invariably end up as big as (or bigger than) their dads. Think about my generations vs my dad's generation. I must admit I ate a lot more junk...
    I don't. If it was nutrition alone, lads wouldn't invariably end up as big as (or bigger than) their dads. Think about my generations vs my dad's generation. I must admit I ate a lot more junk food while I was growing up than my dad did when he was growing up, yet I'm as big as him.
    I don't. If it was nutrition alone, lads wouldn't invariably end up as big as (or bigger than) their dads. Think about my generations vs my dad's generation. I must admit I ate a lot more junk food while I was growing up than my dad did when he...
    I don't. If it was nutrition alone, lads wouldn't invariably end up as big as (or bigger than) their dads. Think about my generations vs my dad's generation. I must admit I ate a lot more junk...
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  12. clueless1

    The northern lights are here

    The problem is, auroral storms are very brief. Once the surge of charged particles from the sun hits us and triggers auroral activity at our latitudes, it may only last for an hour or so. By the...
    The problem is, auroral storms are very brief. Once the surge of charged particles from the sun hits us and triggers auroral activity at our latitudes, it may only last for an hour or so. By the time you are reading about it in the news, it's been and gone.I was lucky enough to witness the...
    The problem is, auroral storms are very brief. Once the surge of charged particles from the sun hits us and triggers auroral activity at our latitudes, it may only last for an hour or so. By the time you are reading about it in the news, it's...
    The problem is, auroral storms are very brief. Once the surge of charged particles from the sun hits us and triggers auroral activity at our latitudes, it may only last for an hour or so. By the...
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  13. Jack McHammocklashing
    Friendly x 4

    Non combatant/Back pain

    Tried aspirin? Thins blood so helps with reducing risk of stroke and is a pain killer. Two birds and all that.
    Tried aspirin? Thins blood so helps with reducing risk of stroke and is a pain killer. Two birds and all that.
    Tried aspirin? Thins blood so helps with reducing risk of stroke and is a pain killer. Two birds and all that.
    Tried aspirin? Thins blood so helps with reducing risk of stroke and is a pain killer. Two birds and all that.
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  14. Phil A

    Reminder - I.C.E. number

    Phone get separated from you in accident ... and/or has a Passcode - so you then download an APP that has the personal information about you on your phone's home page. Not sure about that ... but...
    Phone get separated from you in accident ... and/or has a Passcode - so you then download an APP that has the personal information about you on your phone's home page. Not sure about that ... but not sure the alternative is better / less ID-theft prone? and may still get separated from you in...
    Phone get separated from you in accident ... and/or has a Passcode - so you then download an APP that has the personal information about you on your phone's home page. Not sure about that ... but not sure the alternative is better / less...
    Phone get separated from you in accident ... and/or has a Passcode - so you then download an APP that has the personal information about you on your phone's home page. Not sure about that ... but...
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  15. Fat Controller

    Am I alone?

    It's also affected by other things, such as poop! :hate-shocked:There are some very expensive coffees such as Kopi Luwak where the bean has been through the digestive tract of the palm civet - or Jacu where...
    It's also affected by other things, such as poop! :hate-shocked:There are some very expensive coffees such as Kopi Luwak where the bean has been through the digestive tract of the palm civet - or Jacu where it has gone a similar way through the tract of the Jacu bird.
    It's also affected by other things, such as poop! :hate-shocked:There are some very expensive coffees such as Kopi Luwak where the bean has been through the digestive tract of the palm civet - or Jacu where it has gone a similar way through the tract of the...
    It's also affected by other things, such as poop! :hate-shocked:There are some very expensive coffees such as Kopi Luwak where the bean has been through the digestive tract of the palm civet - or Jacu where...
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  16. Phil A

    Internet Crashing

    We had crossed line as well, the line between the green box's had lots of faults and being under ground as well with lots of people going into ditche's and getting stuck and hitting/damaging the...
    We had crossed line as well, the line between the green box's had lots of faults and being under ground as well with lots of people going into ditche's and getting stuck and hitting/damaging the cable was the problem
    We had crossed line as well, the line between the green box's had lots of faults and being under ground as well with lots of people going into ditche's and getting stuck and hitting/damaging the cable was the problem
    We had crossed line as well, the line between the green box's had lots of faults and being under ground as well with lots of people going into ditche's and getting stuck and hitting/damaging the...
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  17. kindredspirit

    The power of China.

    when it go's bang, it will be a big bang:snork:
    when it go's bang, it will be a big bang:snork:
    when it go's bang, it will be a big bang:snork:
    when it go's bang, it will be a big bang:snork:
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  18. Sheal
    Like x 4

    For Jack McH.

    I think it is a cracking pic and good seamanshipJack McH
    I think it is a cracking pic and good seamanshipJack McH
    I think it is a cracking pic and good seamanshipJack McH
    I think it is a cracking pic and good seamanshipJack McH
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  19. Scrungee
    Funny x 5

    More flannel from Tescos

    Ah, they are the aubergine ones - lead lined in case they are needed to be sewn together in the event of a nuclear holocaust...... Every little helps.....
    Ah, they are the aubergine ones - lead lined in case they are needed to be sewn together in the event of a nuclear holocaust...... Every little helps.....
    Ah, they are the aubergine ones - lead lined in case they are needed to be sewn together in the event of a nuclear holocaust...... Every little helps.....
    Ah, they are the aubergine ones - lead lined in case they are needed to be sewn together in the event of a nuclear holocaust...... Every little helps.....
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  20. clueless1
    Like x 8

    Storm on

    None down there the other day :doh:
    None down there the other day :doh:
    None down there the other day :doh:
    None down there the other day :doh:
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