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  1. Spruce

    Why do the bricks turn white

    Yep, not just a load of old flower pots :biggrin:
    Yep, not just a load of old flower pots :biggrin:
    Yep, not just a load of old flower pots :biggrin:
    Yep, not just a load of old flower pots :biggrin:
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  2. clueless1

    Stephen Hawking's Universe - on telly tonight

    Its on again now. I nearly missed it. He's doing time travel this week.
    Its on again now. I nearly missed it. He's doing time travel this week.
    Its on again now. I nearly missed it. He's doing time travel this week.
    Its on again now. I nearly missed it. He's doing time travel this week.
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  3. pete

    Mobile phone?

    I only paid £70 for it 5yrs ago. £50 for an out of date Phone does seem a bit much.
    I only paid £70 for it 5yrs ago. £50 for an out of date Phone does seem a bit much.
    I only paid £70 for it 5yrs ago. £50 for an out of date Phone does seem a bit much.
    I only paid £70 for it 5yrs ago. £50 for an out of date Phone does seem a bit much.
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  4. clueless1

    Doom and Bother. The jet stream is bust

    Given that last summer was one of the better ones we have had for a long time (not too hot, but warm enough, and mostly dry), and this winter has been wet and wild, yet mild, I see no reason why...
    Given that last summer was one of the better ones we have had for a long time (not too hot, but warm enough, and mostly dry), and this winter has been wet and wild, yet mild, I see no reason why we couldn't learn and build infrastructure to cope.I still have radishes growing in the garden that...
    Given that last summer was one of the better ones we have had for a long time (not too hot, but warm enough, and mostly dry), and this winter has been wet and wild, yet mild, I see no reason why we couldn't learn and build infrastructure to...
    Given that last summer was one of the better ones we have had for a long time (not too hot, but warm enough, and mostly dry), and this winter has been wet and wild, yet mild, I see no reason why...
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  5. silu

    Making an Insurance claim or not.

    Good one silu :blue thumb:Zigs, storm damage is different to flood damage and should not affect the premium much (aren't you moving, anyway?).As silu says, be honest with your claim but don't let any...
    Good one silu :blue thumb:Zigs, storm damage is different to flood damage and should not affect the premium much (aren't you moving, anyway?).As silu says, be honest with your claim but don't let any adjuster try to bait you down. Get proper quotes for repair and, for items lost, check the proper...
    Good one silu :blue thumb:Zigs, storm damage is different to flood damage and should not affect the premium much (aren't you moving, anyway?).As silu says, be honest with your claim but don't let any adjuster try to bait you down. Get proper quotes for...
    Good one silu :blue thumb:Zigs, storm damage is different to flood damage and should not affect the premium much (aren't you moving, anyway?).As silu says, be honest with your claim but don't let any...
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  6. Phil A

    If your Goat starts spinning a web

    Image borrows from here:
    Image borrows from here:
    Image borrows from here:
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  7. Phil A

    Forces War Records

    I appear to have the info that I'm looking for, but have a great big bit stuck in front asking for £8.95.? They can poke that where the sun dont shine
    I appear to have the info that I'm looking for, but have a great big bit stuck in front asking for £8.95.? They can poke that where the sun dont shine
    I appear to have the info that I'm looking for, but have a great big bit stuck in front asking for £8.95.? They can poke that where the sun dont shine
    I appear to have the info that I'm looking for, but have a great big bit stuck in front asking for £8.95.? They can poke that where the sun dont shine
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  8. Sheal

    Chicken Pox

    Yes, I'd avoid them like the Pox, Sheal!!!:hate-shocked::yikes::heehee:
    Yes, I'd avoid them like the Pox, Sheal!!!:hate-shocked::yikes::heehee:
    Yes, I'd avoid them like the Pox, Sheal!!!:hate-shocked::yikes::heehee:
    Yes, I'd avoid them like the Pox, Sheal!!!:hate-shocked::yikes::heehee:
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  9. shiney
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    "Why Can't The English Learn To Speak?"

    @Jack McHammocklashing By Jove, He's got it!The place is not 'Hawkestone' but the notorious/famous Hoxton.Hoxton is on the border of the East End of London and the City of London. Over the...
    @Jack McHammocklashing By Jove, He's got it!The place is not 'Hawkestone' but the notorious/famous Hoxton.Hoxton is on the border of the East End of London and the City of London. Over the centuries it has gone from being an area for the very rich to becoming a very poor area and now going...
    @Jack McHammocklashing By Jove, He's got it!The place is not 'Hawkestone' but the notorious/famous Hoxton.Hoxton is on the border of the East End of London and the City of London. Over the centuries it has gone from being an area for the...
    @Jack McHammocklashing By Jove, He's got it!The place is not 'Hawkestone' but the notorious/famous Hoxton.Hoxton is on the border of the East End of London and the City of London. Over the...
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  10. Phil A

    Happy Birthday WillieBee

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WILLIEBEE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!:hpybtd::hapfeet::partytime::hapfeet::partytime::hapfeet::partytime::hpybtd::hapfeet::partytime::hpybtd::partytime::hapfeet::partytime::hpybtd::hapfeet::partytime:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WILLIEBEE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!:hpybtd::hapfeet::partytime::hapfeet::partytime::hapfeet::partytime::hpybtd::hapfeet::partytime::hpybtd::partytime::hapfeet::partytime::hpybtd::hapfeet::partytime:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WILLIEBEE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!:hpybtd::hapfeet::partytime::hapfeet::partytime::hapfeet::partytime::hpybtd::hapfeet::partytime::hpybtd::partytime::hapfeet::partytime::hpybtd::hapfeet::partytime:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WILLIEBEE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!:hpybtd::hapfeet::partytime::hapfeet::partytime::hapfeet::partytime::hpybtd::hapfeet::partytime::hpybtd::partytime::hapfeet::partytime::hpybtd::hapfeet::partytime:
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  11. Phil A

    So, If the car goes in the water...

    Good point Pete :dbgrtmb::lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Good point Pete :dbgrtmb::lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Good point Pete :dbgrtmb::lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Good point Pete :dbgrtmb::lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  12. clueless1
    Like x 6

    Christmas dinner

    Sheal, actually, you've hit the nail on the head! :heehee: When I'm out driving and another driver does something really stupid or dangerous I never say a word - but she does!!
    Sheal, actually, you've hit the nail on the head! :heehee: When I'm out driving and another driver does something really stupid or dangerous I never say a word - but she does!!
    Sheal, actually, you've hit the nail on the head! :heehee: When I'm out driving and another driver does something really stupid or dangerous I never say a word - but she does!!
    Sheal, actually, you've hit the nail on the head! :heehee: When I'm out driving and another driver does something really stupid or dangerous I never say a word - but she does!!
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  13. silu

    WHAT THE........

    FC, from our experience even if others can show sympathy and support that is a great help. Perhaps once the waters receed and the floods become old news, you might think about visiting a badly...
    FC, from our experience even if others can show sympathy and support that is a great help. Perhaps once the waters receed and the floods become old news, you might think about visiting a badly affected area armed with a broom and help clear silt which normally accompanies flooding.
    FC, from our experience even if others can show sympathy and support that is a great help. Perhaps once the waters receed and the floods become old news, you might think about visiting a badly affected area armed with a broom and help clear silt...
    FC, from our experience even if others can show sympathy and support that is a great help. Perhaps once the waters receed and the floods become old news, you might think about visiting a badly...
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  14. liliana

    Will the UK get aid?

    Yeah, but only in the summer.
    Yeah, but only in the summer.
    Yeah, but only in the summer.
    Yeah, but only in the summer.
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  15. Coolsox

    Broken Ankle - tips to make life easier?

    Your operation is similar to the one I had Coolsox, just don't get near any magnets. :heehee:
    Your operation is similar to the one I had Coolsox, just don't get near any magnets. :heehee:
    Your operation is similar to the one I had Coolsox, just don't get near any magnets. :heehee:
    Your operation is similar to the one I had Coolsox, just don't get near any magnets. :heehee:
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  16. joolz68

    Flappy Bird Game

    My daughter has it on her tablet,she downloaded the day before he pulled it of the market,there is one for £2000.00 aswell but no bids yet :) This is as bizzare as the snowdrop bids john :heehee:x
    My daughter has it on her tablet,she downloaded the day before he pulled it of the market,there is one for £2000.00 aswell but no bids yet :) This is as bizzare as the snowdrop bids john :heehee:x
    My daughter has it on her tablet,she downloaded the day before he pulled it of the market,there is one for £2000.00 aswell but no bids yet :) This is as bizzare as the snowdrop bids john :heehee:x
    My daughter has it on her tablet,she downloaded the day before he pulled it of the market,there is one for £2000.00 aswell but no bids yet :) This is as bizzare as the snowdrop bids john :heehee:x
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  17. shiney
    Like x 3

    Anyone Want To Hire One Of These For A Trip Round The Harbour

    @Jack McHammocklashing You'd probably prefer one of these. :)That's Mrs Shiney in the driving seat :hate-shocked:
    @Jack McHammocklashing You'd probably prefer one of these. :)That's Mrs Shiney in the driving seat :hate-shocked:
    @Jack McHammocklashing You'd probably prefer one of these. :)That's Mrs Shiney in the driving seat :hate-shocked:
    @Jack McHammocklashing You'd probably prefer one of these. :)That's Mrs Shiney in the driving seat :hate-shocked:
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  18. Penny in Ontario
    Like x 8

    heart warming story

    What a great story. Makes all the so called 'celebs' in the headlines on the side of that article look pretty shallow.
    What a great story. Makes all the so called 'celebs' in the headlines on the side of that article look pretty shallow.
    What a great story. Makes all the so called 'celebs' in the headlines on the side of that article look pretty shallow.
    What a great story. Makes all the so called 'celebs' in the headlines on the side of that article look pretty shallow.
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  19. liliana

    Sign petition.

    No, I'm sorry, Yvonne, but I have to totally disagree with you regarding the mis-spending of the Government:nonofinger:, those figures are totally out of order..............it's at least £5 out of £6 that the...
    No, I'm sorry, Yvonne, but I have to totally disagree with you regarding the mis-spending of the Government:nonofinger:, those figures are totally out of order..............it's at least £5 out of £6 that the Government wastes!!:heehee:
    No, I'm sorry, Yvonne, but I have to totally disagree with you regarding the mis-spending of the Government:nonofinger:, those figures are totally out of order..............it's at least £5 out of £6 that the Government wastes!!:heehee:
    No, I'm sorry, Yvonne, but I have to totally disagree with you regarding the mis-spending of the Government:nonofinger:, those figures are totally out of order..............it's at least £5 out of £6 that the...
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  20. Loofah
    Like x 5

    Tube strike

    In truth, it shows how desperate we were sending a old redundant V Bomber well beyond it's range armed with dumb bombs with no fighter support but the same applies to the task force. We had to...
    In truth, it shows how desperate we were sending a old redundant V Bomber well beyond it's range armed with dumb bombs with no fighter support but the same applies to the task force. We had to rely on the Americans to do the in-flight refueling for us or we would never have made it. The...
    In truth, it shows how desperate we were sending a old redundant V Bomber well beyond it's range armed with dumb bombs with no fighter support but the same applies to the task force. We had to rely on the Americans to do the in-flight refueling...
    In truth, it shows how desperate we were sending a old redundant V Bomber well beyond it's range armed with dumb bombs with no fighter support but the same applies to the task force. We had to...
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